Alchohol Abuse

[ShovelMonkey]

Dammit all to hell, I just spilled my beer on my keyboard! :mad:

[sabotai]

Beer sucks, real men drink whiskey.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

One bourbon, One scotch, One beer...

[ShovelMonkey]

Whiskey is much less fun to slurp off the said keyboard.

[sabotai]

Dude....you may have a problem if you're slurping beer off a dirty keyboard.

[ShovelMonkey]

Dude....you may have a problem if you're slurping beer off a dirty keyboard.

What else are you insinuating may be on my keyboard? My keyboard is in impeccable condition! I always wipe it off after yankin' my dog to internet porn!

[INDalltheway]

What else are you insinuating may be on my keyboard? My keyboard is in impeccable condition! I always wipe it off after yankin' my dog to internet porn!
Scary... :eek:

[korme]

Pass the Smirnoff Ice girlfriend!

[corbes]

Man, I spilled beer on my keyboard once.

Actually, it was Karl who spilled the beer. It was my beer, but Karl spilled it. Bastard. He never paid me back, either -- it ruined the keyboard, and I had to buy a new one. Miserly bastard... :mad:

[33sherman]

Spilling beer on your keyboard on monday night is fine...

Spilling whisky on your keyboard on monday night is more of a problem..wait until Thursday to spill whisky.

[JeeberD]

I spilled beer on my keyboard, but it never game me any issues. I was worried that I was going to have to get a new one...

Now it's time for me to grab a Shiner out of the fridge. :)

[Mr. Sparkle]

In the immortal words of Dave Attell, Jack Daniels should come with bail money

[Silver Owl]

I spilled beer on my keyboard, but it never GAME me any issues. I was worried that I was going to have to get a new one...

Now it's time for me to grab a Shiner out of the fridge. :)

I think it may have crossed your "M" key with your "V" key. :D

[timmae]

I spilled beer on my keyboard, but it never game me any issues. I was worried that I was going to have to get a new one...

Now it's time for me to grab a Shiner out of the fridge. :)

Took the 2nd of my ARE exams yesterday... one of the questions was correctly identifying a 'shiner'. Oddly, all it had shown to the side of the question were 4 bricks in different configurations... no liquids of any kind.

[JeeberD]

Thanks for bumping this. I think I still have a few Shiners (http://www.shiner.com) left in the fridge... :)

[korme]

Last night I fell asleep next to a liar
and I woke up with a shiner

[mckerney]

Thanks for bumping this. I think I still have a few Shiners (http://www.shiner.com) left in the fridge... :)


You may be interested in New Glarus (hxxp://www.newglarusbrewing.com/), though you'd have to come up to Wisconsin to get some. If you do, bring som Shiner with you. :)

In 1995 and 1999, the New Glarus Brewing Company was named one of the world's ten best breweries at the World Brewery Championship. This competition involved more than three hundred breweries from 28 countries who submitted over 700 beers.

[kingnebwsu]

Does whiskey count as beer?

[Hurst2112]

Does whiskey count as beer?

If you drink it in a can

[mckerney]

Does whiskey count as beer?

No, though it can still be damn good.

[JeeberD]

I can't do whisky. I get the worst damn headaches from it...

[mckerney]

I can't do whisky. I get the worst damn headaches from it...

Light. Weight.

[Hurst2112]

There is something to be said about a brown liquor drunk. And no, spiced rum doesn't count.

I, along with a couple other people i know, get drunk a little different with whisky. I tend to get a little more angry and out of control. Not too severe, but enough to make me afraid...very afraid of it. Perhaps it's my native american blood. ;)

[JeeberD]

Light. Weight.

Please. I'll drink all night with vodka, tequila, rum, etc. Just don't give me no damn whisky...

[Fritz]

You may be interested in New Glarus

In 1995 and 1999, the New Glarus Brewing Company was named one of the world's ten best breweries at the World Brewery Championship. This competition involved more than three hundred breweries from 28 countries who submitted over 700 beers.


"Schlitz Malt Liquor won the Gold Medal, as the best American-Style Premium Lager at the 2002 Great American Beer Festival."


never EVER trust beer awards

[Hurst2112]

Amen!

[Passacaglia]

I spilled beer on my keyboard once. Everything got all crazy, until eventually, it just stopped working. By middle of the next day everything was working fine again, but eventually I began to notice that beers were disappearing from my fridge. Everything came to a head one Friday night, when I didn't happen to have any beer in the fridge, and the keyboard flung up from my desk and attacked me! I barely survived! Thankfully, everything is okay now. The keyboard works well most of the time, but it's always gone for some reason Wednesday at 8 pm.