Why does she borrow your keys?

[stevew]

And then not put them back.

[Draft Dodger]

because she can

[Easy Mac]

Because you need her for sex.

[rkmsuf]

It's like her asking you why you scratch your balls in the morning. Some things just are...

[stevew]

Man, Im getting a top secret set of keys to only break out when she decides to lose my pair