Friday "Fork in the Road" Follies

[WSUCougar]

Select one of the two "fork in the road" options and carry the story forward with another sentence and two subsequent options. Keep it clean.

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Driving down the road, you see a sign which says "Downtown - Exit Right, Coast Road - Exit Left" - which way do you turn?

[primelord]

Left

[albionmoonlight]

You exit right. Another sign says Speed Limit 35. Do you go 35 or go faster?

[rkmsuf]

You exit right. Another sign says Speed Limit 35. Do you go 35 or go faster?

We decide to go 120. Suddenly flashing lights appear in the mirror. Do you run or pull over...

[WSUCougar]

Evasive action. Do we turn into the seedy part of town, or go upscale?

[Franklinnoble]

Sorry. I can't participate in this and keep it clean at the same time.

[KevinNU7]

Upscale. Do you buy coke or order escorts?

[Franklinnoble]

Screw it... it's getting dirty anyway.

Escorts. Do you prefer white or dark meat?

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Why not both? With an asian and a Latina. You have a fistfull of money and a trunk full of ganja.

Cell phone rings. The damn wifey again. Answer, or have fun?

[sachmo71]

Have fun.

You are now in trouble. Do you admit your mistake, or turn it around on her?

[rkmsuf]

You answer...you are Shorty and it's actually your mother. She wants you home for dinner. Go home or go to the Plaza?

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darn I liked mine better...

[WSUCougar]

Will I delete the thread, or will SkyDog close it?

[rkmsuf]

So far this is FCC approved...

[Franklinnoble]

Will I delete the thread, or will SkyDog close it?

You can't delete it!!! PEOPLE WOULD LOSE POSTS!!!!

[Franklinnoble]

Have fun.

You are now in trouble. Do you admit your mistake, or turn it around on her?

Deny everything. Finish up with the hookers. Now, do you:

1.) Pay them. Their pimp looked like someone you wouldn't want to mess with.

2.) Stiff them. What's he gonna do? Call the cops?


This thread is turning into GTA...

[rkmsuf]

Stiff them it is and you have no trouble outrunning Don the Magic Wand.

As you flee you spot Martha Stewart exiting a courthouse. Do you snatch her and flee to Burma or stop to snicker?

[Desnudo]

You watch as rkmsuf grabs her first and hops on a moped to escape the scene. Do you give chase on foot or turn into the nearest alley way to score some blow?

[rkmsuf]

You watch as rkmsuf grabs her first and hops on a moped to escape the scene. Do you give chase on foot or turn into the nearest alley way to score some blow?

A moped? I've always wanted a moped...

[rkmsuf]

You give chase but realize instead of rkmsuf it's really Jay Fielder on the moped. With the trade for AJ Feely he is distraught and has sympathy for his fellow Long Island native. Do you continue the chase or call pstgenius for advice....

[BigJohn&TheLions]

You give chase, but realize that you are itching like never before... Do you stop and get something for your new crabby friends, or go home to the wifey and spead the love?