I feel old.

[korme]

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif Talking to a girl two years younger than me, and she doesn't know who Webster is.

Girl (8:09:59 PM): haha hes a cute little black boy!!!! the boy on your icon!!!!!1
Girl (8:10:00 PM): ahha
Girl (8:10:05 PM): thats the only one i can see!!!!
Shorty (8:10:19 PM): you dont know who that is do you
Girl (8:11:29 PM): its like one of those little kids from nick at night
Shorty (8:11:34 PM): thats webster and hes no boy he's actually like 35 but he has a disease where he can't grow so he always looks that big
Girl (8:11:36 PM): like hes on one of those shows
Girl (8:11:46 PM): hahaha
Girl (8:11:49 PM): shut up!!!!
Girl (8:12:00 PM): no way
Girl (8:12:05 PM): i dont believe you
Girl (8:12:09 PM): hes so cuteeeeee
Shorty (8:12:40 PM): haha i swear he had a tv show back like 15 years ago where he played the little son even though he was like 20 at that point
Girl (8:13:04 PM): shut upppppp
Girl (8:13:10 PM): tahts so awesome

[WussGawd]

Shorty...it's not that you're old...it's that she's dumb. :D

[sabotai]

Shorty...unless your type is the stereotypical "dumb blonde"....

[JAG]

Admit it. Girl's real name was HerRealName.

[korme]

shes a nati brown, believe it or not

[MikeVic]

I feel dumberer after reading that conversation.. :D

[Leonidas]

Does not knowing who Webster is show a lack of intelligence or is it really a display of good sense in ignoring one of the more useless aspects of pop culture? Although judging by the dialogue I agree this girl is dumb as a post.

[SunDancer]

Why I feel like she's 15 years old?

[Desnudo]

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif Talking to a girl two years younger than me, and she doesn't know who Webster is.

Girl (8:09:59 PM): haha hes a cute little black boy!!!! the boy on your icon!!!!!1
Girl (8:10:00 PM): ahha
Girl (8:10:05 PM): thats the only one i can see!!!!
Shorty (8:10:19 PM): you dont know who that is do you
Girl (8:11:29 PM): its like one of those little kids from nick at night
Shorty (8:11:34 PM): thats webster and hes no boy he's actually like 35 but he has a disease where he can't grow so he always looks that big
Girl (8:11:36 PM): like hes on one of those shows
Girl (8:11:46 PM): hahaha
Girl (8:11:49 PM): shut up!!!!
Girl (8:12:00 PM): no way
Girl (8:12:05 PM): i dont believe you
Girl (8:12:09 PM): hes so cuteeeeee
Shorty (8:12:40 PM): haha i swear he had a tv show back like 15 years ago where he played the little son even though he was like 20 at that point
Girl (8:13:04 PM): shut upppppp
Girl (8:13:10 PM): tahts so awesome

Were you in the AOL Powder Puff chat room for this conversation? :p

[korme]

har!

[DeToxRox]

hope you're not rounding her age up. you did just turn 18 no?

[Ksyrup]

Um...I got nothin'.

[korme]

18 on 16 is perfectly legal my friend

[Swaggs]

Shorty, you have no game.

[korme]

swaggs, fucking your mom is like throwing a hotdog down a newly waxed hallway

[tucker342]

i thik i jst gt mor stpid aftr redng tht

(wow that was hard):D

[tucker342]

dola-

18 on 16 is perfectly legal my friend
Not offically. You "could" get charged with rape on that one...

[korme]

tucker, actually they have to be 3 years younger for it to be considered rape i believe

[Swaggs]

swaggs, fucking your mom is like throwing a hotdog down a newly waxed hallway

Or in your case, a tic tac.

[korme]

:redface:

[yabanci]

tucker, actually they have to be 3 years younger for it to be considered rape i believe

This might be something you want to be sure about.

[korme]

Heh, I could have sworn I heard that somewhere.

[INDalltheway]

Or in your case, a tic tac.
Oh Snap! Swaggs is giving Shorty a few lessons!

[finkenst]

hmm.

i always thought webster was this really smart man who knows every word in the english language...


that's a dictionary, by the way, shorty.

[korme]

amazingly, i caught the reference fink!

[Desnudo]

This might be something you want to be sure about.

It doesn't matter how old you are. What matters is what the age is for statutory rape in your state. Usually 15 or 16.

"Girl (8:13:04 PM): shut upppppp
Girl (8:13:10 PM): tahts so awesome"

BTW, you just replied 'har.' Was this in the Powder Puff chat room? Or was it the monthly Mensa internet chat? :D

[sabotai]

It doesn't matter how old you are. What matters is what the age is for statutory rape in your state. Usually 15 or 16.

In some states it does matter how old you are. For instance, 16 year olds might be fair game for 18-20 years olds, but once you hit 21 you can only "go after" 18+ year olds. (I think that's the rule in NJ). So in that case, it could matter.

It varies widely state-to-state what the law is concearning statutory rape,

[Desnudo]

I'm glad I grew up in a simpler era when older perverts could take advantage of young budding women. I remember a 21 year old guy dating a 16 year old classmate of mine in high school. And I know that some of my friends were 21-22 and doinking 16-17 year olds.

[yabanci]

What I like about this girl is she doesn't just say the first dumb thing that comes to mind. Rather, she puts in a lot of time and thought to each and every statement, thus making sure she doesn't look intellectually shallow:

Girl (8:11:36 PM): like hes on one of those shows
Girl (8:11:46 PM): hahaha
Girl (8:11:49 PM): shut up!!!!
Girl (8:12:00 PM): no way
Girl (8:12:05 PM): i dont believe you
Girl (8:12:09 PM): hes so cuteeeeee

[Nyarlahotep]

Were you in the AOL Powder Puff chat room for this conversation? :p

No, Jessica Simpson was doing a chat to promote her album.

[Neuqua]

Wait, wasn't Shorty like 2 years old when Webster was on TV? How the hell would he remember who he was?

[JeeberD]

I'm glad I grew up in a simpler era when older perverts could take advantage of young budding women. I remember a 21 year old guy dating a 16 year old classmate of mine in high school. And I know that some of my friends were 21-22 and doinking 16-17 year olds.


Heh, I was 22 and my girlfriend was 17 when we started dating. Her parents weren't too happy about it, and they were less than thrilled when they found out we were having sex.

Four and a half years later and they're just beginning to accept me...

[Marmel]

Heh, I was 22 and my girlfriend was 17 when we started dating. Her parents weren't too happy about it, and they were less than thrilled when they found out we were having sex.

Four and a half years later and they're just beginning to accept me...

So do you think FOFC will start to accept you have been posting for 4.5 years?

[JeeberD]

So do you think FOFC will start to accept you have been posting for 4.5 years?

Quit drinking while you post.

[cuervo72]

Bump...I just enjoyed the above exchange. :)

[Tekneek]

Heh, I was 22 and my girlfriend was 17 when we started dating. Her parents weren't too happy about it, and they were less than thrilled when they found out we were having sex.

Four and a half years later and they're just beginning to accept me...

22 and 17? That's wild. I don't suppose she was still in high school was she? It was far too easy to pick up high school girls once I was out of high school. But man, how those little freshmen and sophomore girls had developed in a couple of years was amazing...

[Honolulu_Blue]

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif Talking to a girl two years younger than me, and she doesn't know who Webster is.


Girl (8:12:09 PM): hes so cuteeeeee


Hmm... The girl seems to really dig little kids. Or at least grown-up type people who still look like little kids.

Shorty, my friend, I think you have a shot. Don't let this one go. :D

[korme]

:D Haha, after you put the 'seems to really dig little kids', I had a good idea of what was coming. Nice guys.