Guess who's at my apartment thread

[Easy Mac]

Go ahead... guess if you dare.

[korme]

Budweiser?

[Noop]

Fritz or John Kerry

[Easy Mac]

shit isn't a person.

in reference to shorty's bud.

[Fritz]

It isn't a she

[AnalBumCover]

i have a suspicion that this'll lead to more break-up sex.

[Suicane75]

Serena Williams in your shower?

[Easy Mac]

Serena Williams in your shower?
ewwwwww.

[Noop]

Ewww... Serena is fugly....now if you said Mya I might have to fly to Easy's house so I can watch. (and maybe throw a finger in her ;))

[Suicane75]

ewwwwww.


And after i toned it down and eliminated any references to cheerios, urine, and vomit. :(

[The Afoci]

Jesus?

[Easy Mac]

Ewww... Serena is fugly....now if you said Mya I might have to fly to Easy's house so I can watch. (and maybe throw a finger in her ;))
I'll just take Beyonce instead... she's single.

[Easy Mac]

Jesus?
Not in this damn apartment.

[Noop]

Jesus?
I got nothing?

:)

noop

[The Afoci]

Not in this damn apartment.

Preach on.

[Noop]

I'll just take Beyonce instead... she's single.Mya is is my woman I meet her at the mall and fell in love. And she kissed me on the cheek but i got a little lip. I told her I'm going to be a famous football player... she just smiled. Damn I love her.....

[The Afoci]

I got nothing?

:)

noop

You have to say it with confidence. Like you mean it.

I got nothing.

Try it in a mirror a few times and then it will just come naturally. Like when we first learned to masturbate.

[sabotai]

Beyonce.....mmmmmm....(drool)

[The Afoci]

Mya is is my woman I meet her at the mall and fell in love. And she kissed me on the cheek but i got a little lip. I told her I'm going to be a famous football... she just smiled. Damn I love her

Chicks don't seem to give the groupie love to the QB of a 1-5 flag football team.

[Easy Mac]

I picture myself when I say it... i GOT nothing.

[Suicane75]

I like to draw out the I. Iighhhhhhh got nothin.

[The Afoci]

I picture myself when I say it... i GOT nothing.

For me, I got nothing is said with the same tone I use when I look to my best friend beck and we both know the pipe is empty. The bags are done. It is almost despair when we look to each other, lovingly I might add, but in a purely gay/straight way, I got nothing. A tearful hug usually follows. Fondling on occasion. Chinchillas can make it crazy.

I got nothing.

[The Afoci]

I like to draw out the I. Iighhhhhhh got nothin.

Normally, I am not one to correct someone. But your form is all wrong. Your 'g' comes much too early. For me, the purist that I am, the 'g' must end it. Usually with an emphasis.

[Suicane75]

Normally, I am not one to correct someone. But your form is all wrong. Your 'g' comes much too early. For me, the purist that I am, the 'g' must end it. Usually with an emphasis.

I dunno, i tend to channel Bruce Campbell when i say it, and that's how i imagine him doing it.

[The Afoci]

I dunno, i tend to channel Bruce Campbell when i say it, and that's how i imagine him doing it.

That is fine. Wrong, but fine. I just hope you know that it makes you sound like a girl. One with a vagina and everything.

[Suicane75]

That is fine. Wrong, but fine. I just hope you know that it makes you sound like a girl. One with a vagina and everything.

I am fine with a vagina, and everything that comes with it.

[Easy Mac]

even the blood, cuz I'm not too keep on people throwing octopi on me when I get the hat trick.

[Noop]

The Afoci I dont play flag football sorry....

[finkenst]

Mya is is my woman I meet her at the mall and fell in love. And she kissed me on the cheek but i got a little lip. I told her I'm going to be a famous football... she just smiled. Damn I love her
good career aspirations you have.

[Noop]

good career aspirations you have.
LOL!! Damn I need to look over what I write.

[MizzouRah]

How did I know this thread would get out of hand... ahh... Easy Mac never lets you down!

Todd