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Axxon
03-21-2004, 07:18 PM
hxxp://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/bristol/somerset/3554121.stm

It seems a little creepy to me but she is kinda cute.

Desnudo
03-22-2004, 01:34 AM
Pay nearly $15,000 to sleep with a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you, isn't attracted to your gender, isn't particularly attractive, and will end up emotionally scarred for life. Why not pay someone 1/10th that and get it taken care of profesionally? Sounds like lose lose to me.

cthomer5000
03-22-2004, 05:39 AM
I'd say this qualifies as more than a "little creepy."

Axxon
03-22-2004, 06:44 AM
I bet the guy from the movie "Last Night" didn't even have this on his list. :)

Last night is a movie about the last night before life on earth ends and how people spend it. It's not what you'd expect. It's far more low key. No one can stop it anyway so there's no heroic stuff going on and no widespread panic either which I found a bit odd but it fit the theme. Just people preparing to say goodbye.

One guy had made a list. It covered his entire walls, cupboards inside and out and every space available to write. It listed every sexual kink or perversion he wanted to try before that night was over and he had marked off every one he had done.

As it got closer to the end it became easier to fill the list because, well, why not?? Still, I don't think even he had thought of this one.

Yossarian
03-22-2004, 08:01 AM
Last Night is a fantastic movie. I wish they'd release it on region 2 dvd...

Axxon
03-22-2004, 08:10 AM
That always amazes me about this place. No matter what you fancy, someone else has heard of it and likes it.

My best friend bought me the movie Last Night and I got it about a week ago. This sounds weird I know but it's intentional. :) It is indeed a fantastic movie.

I hope they release it on region 2 dvd soon.

There were no extra's though. :( None.

WSUCougar
03-22-2004, 09:10 AM
...but she is kinda cute.
Time to Windex your monitor, Axxon. I think this might be the most distressing part of the thread. :p

Axxon
03-22-2004, 09:13 AM
Time to Windex your monitor, Axxon. I think this might be the most distressing part of the thread. :p

I have a thing for redheads. :D

rkmsuf
03-22-2004, 09:13 AM
"Kind of" being the operative phrase. "Kind of" cute like what?

sachmo71
03-22-2004, 09:15 AM
To avoid poverty, how about getting a job? She's already got experience in prostitution.

rkmsuf
03-22-2004, 09:16 AM
She'll still end up in debt...

sachmo71
03-22-2004, 09:27 AM
She'll still end up in debt...

*rimshot*

rkmsuf
03-22-2004, 09:28 AM
Thank you, thank you...I'm including that in the Stand Up Comedian thread...

BigJohn&TheLions
03-22-2004, 09:33 AM
I have a thing for redheads. :D
Um, Opie Cunningham is a redhead...

She's not anywhere near "kinda" cute. The guy overpaid. Now if her friend had joined... Nah!

WSUCougar
03-22-2004, 09:37 AM
The guy overpaid.
Ya think?

Geez, he could've bought a matching pair of Kias for 8,000 pounds plus.

Samdari
03-22-2004, 10:05 AM
Why not pay someone 1/10th that and get it taken care of profesionally?

There are a lot of 'professionals' who are virgins?

That's the value added here from standard professional rates.

rkmsuf
03-22-2004, 10:26 AM
There are a lot of 'professionals' who are virgins?

That's the value added here from standard professional rates.

That's just misguided. I would want some level of performance and expertise for the cash...

StormcloudCreations
03-22-2004, 10:34 AM
Time to Windex your monitor, Axxon. I think this might be the most distressing part of the thread. :p

My thoughts exactly! Looks like a guy with a wig on to me, but that's just me, perhaps. :)

JeeberD
03-22-2004, 12:03 PM
I have a thing for redheads. :D

It's one thing to have a thing for redheads. It's another thing completely to want to screw that thing...

Desnudo
03-22-2004, 12:49 PM
There are a lot of 'professionals' who are virgins?

That's the value added here from standard professional rates.

She was virgin in the sense that she hadn't been with a man. Her female partner wearing a large rubber device on the other hand...And if I'm going to pay $15,000 it better be for something involving more than a drab red headed lesbian.

stevew
03-22-2004, 12:52 PM
I think this guy did it for a "rape fantasy." Figuring shes never had real Manflesh inside of her, and she wouldnt like it, he was just trying to live out a sick demented fantasy.

rkmsuf
03-22-2004, 12:53 PM
I think this guy did it for a "rape fantasy." Figuring shes never had real Manflesh inside of her, and she wouldnt like it, he was just trying to live out a sick demented fantasy.

Uh, mind you that you are the only one to come up with this hypothesis...

Ryan S
03-22-2004, 12:59 PM
Last Night is a fantastic movie. I wish they'd release it on region 2 dvd...
Are you unable to hack your DVD player to play R1?

The_herd
03-22-2004, 02:08 PM
I think this guy did it for a "rape fantasy." Figuring shes never had real Manflesh inside of her, and she wouldnt like it, he was just trying to live out a sick demented fantasy.

Divorced father of 2....

Sounds like a lonely guy with a lot of money to spend.

JHandley
03-22-2004, 03:18 PM
It's in pounds...guy paid almost $23 thousand to sleep with an ugly virgin