PING The Afoci

[korme]

Where art thou? Your tales of grotesque man-beast encounters are far and few between. Haven't had the time to lube up lately, or something else?

[The Afoci]

Shorty... no worries... I have moved past these small creatures and am not preparing to lube up an elephant. These things take time. Plus they don't forget, so the first time is easy, the second is tough and the third time is a real bitch.

But in reality, both my grandmothers are in the hospital, one is having open heart surgery tonight or tomorrow and the other has cancer of the lymphnoid or something. So my creative side has been lacking lately... It will come back. :)

[Sun Tzu]

I hope the best for your grandmothers. I lost my last grandmother just a few weeks ago.

Also, you're a sick man. :)

[The Afoci]

Sorry to hear about your grandmother. I never had any grandpas, so this will be the first loss in the family for me. The open heart surgery one should be alright, but the cancer one said she is ready to go and wants no treatment. She is 79, but just last summer she went on a 3 mile hike up some hills with us and is still in great shape. If we can convince her to try, I wouldn't be suprised if she lived to 100.

[korme]

I hope your grandmothers get better.

In the meantime, I've read up on the Crawfish, and have a keen interest in Hung Like a Human. Keep it up.

[Draft Dodger]

sorry to both of you guys.

[The Afoci]

In the meantime, I've read up on the Crawfish, and have a keen interest in Hung Like a Human. Keep it up.

Well there are lots of options when dealing with a horse with a small penis.

As for the grandmas, I talked to the cancer one last night and I think I may have talked her into trying to fight it. I told her that I am getting married in about a year and a half and I could have kids then. I will need a babysitter. She started laughing and sorta crying and said she is going to have to do what she can to be around then. One thing I got is that they are probably 2 of the strongest women I have ever met. They don't need no man(God) telling them when to die.

[KevinNU7]

Good Luck The Afoci, hopefully motivation to become a great-grandmother will get her going

[Neuqua]

Best wishes to the both of you..

On a side note, how come whenever I see that Zacharia guy on Dream Job, I envision that being what The Afoci looks like?