Oops, I Crapped My Pants!

[duckman]

I love that skit from SNL! Especially the part of old man talking:

"Pretend that this pitcher of iced tea is actually a gallon of your fetes."

Classic! :D

[sabotai]

I'm wearing them...and I just did.

[sabotai]

dola,

They need more cowbell, though.

[duckman]

I'm wearing them...and I just did.

Fucking hilarious!

[GoSeahawks]

dola,

They need more cowbell, though.
That's one of my all time favorite skits

[JeeberD]

Feces

[AgPete]

I hear that Colon Blow cereal helps with that.

[Fritz]

Feces


NOT FACES

[duckman]

Well. excuse me! :)

[judicial clerk]

"That's a lotta dung!"

"and last time I checked, we didn't have a lot of songs that featured the cowbell."

[albionmoonlight]

"We make change. That's all we do."

[Radii]

"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!".

[Maple Leafs]

Why do I have a terrible feeling that if I started tossing out my favorite SNL lines, nobody would have any idea what I was talking about and I would end up feeling very old?

[rkmsuf]

Why do I have a terrible feeling that if I started tossing out my favorite SNL lines, nobody would have any idea what I was talking about and I would end up feeling very old?

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger. Pepsi, no Coke...

[Desnudo]

Ohhhh! He's pulled his arms off. That's gotta be dissapointing for the big Russian.

[rkmsuf]

All alone on a summers night,
kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watch dog barking do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window, break his neck,
Then his house I start to wreck,
Got no reason, what da heck?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L my landlord.

[Tigercat]

(kids)
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[Bubba Wheels]

CandyGraham!

[WSUCougar]

Toonces!