View Full Version : OT: Can you pass the Third Grade?
AnalBumCover
04-06-2004, 02:52 PM
Take the test.
hxxp://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/map_test.swf
I failed. 28 out of 48.
RPI-Fan
04-06-2004, 02:58 PM
What's the catch? I got 48-48 in about half time time allotted.
Ksyrup
04-06-2004, 02:59 PM
Much like the Bar, I passed it once, and that's all that matters now.
JeeberD
04-06-2004, 03:01 PM
That's supposed to be difficult?
rkmsuf
04-06-2004, 03:02 PM
thread deletion in 3...2...1...
Huckleberry
04-06-2004, 03:18 PM
I got 47 out of 47. The instructions specifically said to drag the State names onto the map. Oklahoma is a territory. I refuse to recognize it as a State. ;)
Rizon
04-06-2004, 03:19 PM
I got cooties and died.
Wolfpack
04-06-2004, 03:42 PM
[Simpsons reference]
Lisa: Grandpa, that flag only has 49 stars!
Grandpa Simpson: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri!
[/Simpsons reference]
Coffee Warlord
04-06-2004, 03:44 PM
Where's Chicago in the list of states? They certainly don't think it's part of Illinois, do they?
MikeVic
04-06-2004, 03:48 PM
I don't think I learned this in 3rd grade...
BreizhManu
04-06-2004, 03:49 PM
23 out of 48 but hey, I'm french
SplitPersonality1
04-06-2004, 03:55 PM
Damn Vermont & New Hampshire. I STILL get them mixed-up after all these years.
Desnudo
04-06-2004, 03:57 PM
23 out of 48 but hey, I'm french
BreizhManu, Frenchman: 23
"Educated" American AnalBumCover: 28
Total: 51
Desnudo: 48
So a French bum cover = naked man + 3
AnalBumCover
04-06-2004, 04:08 PM
hmmm..... did I type 28? damn fat fingers. i meant uh... 48. yeah.
tucker342
04-06-2004, 04:11 PM
uhhh I never had to put all the states on the map to pass the 3rd grade... I got all 48 though
Chubby
04-06-2004, 04:14 PM
any 3rd grader would know that there's 50 states...
Tigercat
04-06-2004, 04:16 PM
Ok the really really sad part about this thread is I was actually held back the first go at third grade. I got through the second time! Luckily even with my somewhat troubled early school years I have since found myself as a seemingly permanent academic fixture at the university level. The moral of this story: Even if you fail the test because you're an idiot, you can still go on in a few years to being a full time idiot at the university of your choice!
Desnudo
04-06-2004, 04:17 PM
any 3rd grader would know that there's 50 states...
Any 3rd grader would read the directions and know that you only had to put 48 on the map to pass.
I'm pretty sure I could do this test when I was in kindergarten. 48/48 in like a quarter of the time.
Desnudo
04-06-2004, 04:44 PM
Ok the really really sad part about this thread is I was actually held back the first go at third grade. I got through the second time! Luckily even with my somewhat troubled early school years I have since found myself as a seemingly permanent academic fixture at the university level. The moral of this story: Even if you fail the test because you're an idiot, you can still go on in a few years to being a full time idiot at the university of your choice!
I truly believe the hardest part of college is getting in. I think high school was more of a challenge academically because they forced you to be there and you had to take courses outside of your comfort zone.
Nyarlahotep
04-06-2004, 05:17 PM
Where's Chicago in the list of states? They certainly don't think it's part of Illinois, do they?
It saddens me to admit it, but I know somebody who actually asked why there were so many people from Illinois in Chicago when another friend let him tag along for a visit to some old stomping grounds.
QuikSand
04-06-2004, 05:55 PM
Apparently the upper peninsula of Michigan has been surrendered back to the French.
finkenst
04-06-2004, 08:27 PM
Where's Chicago in the list of states? They certainly don't think it's part of Illinois, do they?
Here here!
I got 47 out of 47. The instructions specifically said to drag the State names onto the map. Oklahoma is a territory. I refuse to recognize it as a State. ;)
Well, let's not forget The COmmonwealth of Virginia, the commonwealth of Massachusetts, and the commonwealth of Kentucky.
sterlingice
04-06-2004, 08:34 PM
I truly believe the hardest part of college is getting in. I think high school was more of a challenge academically because they forced you to be there and you had to take courses outside of your comfort zone.
What slacker major did you take? I'll take another year of useless but easy AP History and English and Calc up against a semester of some of the wicked Comp Sci and Comp Eng classes I want nothing to do with but have to take.
SI
Buccaneer
04-06-2004, 08:42 PM
This gives me a chance to tell my two stories again. First, I won a school award in the 2nd grade for not only naming all of the states but their capitals and largest cities as well. Which is perhaps why I became a geographer and cartographer.
Second, when I helped teach Geography of US and Canada in grad school (at UNC), it was my job to give the freshmen taking this course (which was nearly all of the students in the class) a blank map just like the one here and have them write the names of the states in each. I graded this class and combined with others, it led to the famous geographic illiteracy articles and eventually to the Geography Bee and other geographic awareness campaigns (this was in the mid-1980s).
Congrats on those that can get all of these rights. Shame on you that can't.
edit: leaving out words again.
sterlingice
04-06-2004, 08:43 PM
Congrats? I finished that even with having my mouse batteries die in the middle of solving it... (tho, it should be noted that I mixed up New Hampshire and Vermont)
SI
Desnudo
04-06-2004, 08:52 PM
What slacker major did you take? I'll take another year of useless but easy AP History and English and Calc up against a semester of some of the wicked Comp Sci and Comp Eng classes I want nothing to do with but have to take.
SI
Double major in Microwave Cookery and Art History...no actually Economics. My point was you get to make the choice to major in that area. I took a comp sci course once and realized that I never wanted to see what goes on behind the scenes of a program ever again.
lcjjdnh
04-06-2004, 08:58 PM
Just a tip that helps me remember the difference b/w NH and Vermont. Vermont is usually seen as the more "liberal" of the two and is on the left, NH more "conservative" is on the right. After figuring that out, I've yet to mix them up.
sterlingice
04-06-2004, 09:01 PM
Double major in Microwave Cookery and Art History...no actually Economics. My point was you get to make the choice to major in that area. I took a comp sci course once and realized that I never wanted to see what goes on behind the scenes of a program ever again.
Well, I'm doing what I want to do. However, I have to take the good with the bad and there are some nasty classes I have to grit my teeth and take. I think, since coming back to school, my GPA outside of engineering is something obscene like 3.9 but they make you work for your degree inside the program.
SI
Easy Mac
04-06-2004, 09:06 PM
They teach geography in college? I should have gone ot a school like that.
Desnudo
04-06-2004, 09:07 PM
They teach geography in college? I should have gone ot a school like that.
It's where I learned all the "stans" that came out of the former USSR. :cool:
Easy Mac
04-06-2004, 09:09 PM
I learned that in Russian Politics (and yes, I've studied Chinese Politics as well, call me comrade :))
Buccaneer
04-06-2004, 09:10 PM
They teach geography in college? I should have gone ot a school like that.
Hey. :mad:
Actually, geography was an undergrad jock major at UNC and where I got to assist/tutor/give-them-an-A-for-showing-up many of the athletes including an interesting session with MJ one summer (where I told him he was a slacker).
Easy Mac
04-06-2004, 09:13 PM
ah, we still have good old underwater basket weaving here... or environmental ethics, whatever, I got an A.
sterlingice
04-06-2004, 09:36 PM
ah, we still have good old underwater basket weaving here... or environmental ethics, whatever, I got an A.
Kent: Scott, things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
SI
Easy Mac
04-06-2004, 09:40 PM
Trust me, I'm learning how hard it is for a philosophy major to find work, but the poli sci part will surely save me;)
(actually I've got a few job offers, but not in places where I want to live).
nilodor
04-06-2004, 09:58 PM
48/48, not too shabby for an outsider. Wonder if you guys could place the names of our 10 provinces and 3 territories.
Sterlingice: I feel you on the load of taking senior engineering courses. I am in one political science course and I am amazed at how little work it is. I think if I was in another faculity I may acctually see the sun once and a while.
Ryche
04-06-2004, 10:46 PM
Bah, lets do a real test and name the capitals.
Buccaneer
04-06-2004, 10:50 PM
...of all of the countries? I can do that too!
ahbrady
04-06-2004, 11:16 PM
any 3rd grader would know that there's 50 states...
51, don't forget Canada.
ahbrady
04-06-2004, 11:22 PM
This gives me a chance to tell my two stories again. First, I won a school award in the 2nd grade for not only naming all of the states but their capitals and largest cities as well. Which is perhaps why I became a geographer and cartographer.
Second, when I helped teach Geography of US and Canada in grad school (at UNC), it was my job to give the freshmen taking this course (which was nearly all of the students in the class) a blank map just like the one here and have them write the names of the states in each. I graded this class and combined with others, it led to the famous geographic illiteracy articles and eventually to the Geography Bee and other geographic awareness campaigns (this was in the mid-1980s).
Congrats on those that can get all of these rights. Shame on you that can't.
edit: leaving out words again.
Along similar lines, I teach 8th grade Algebra. A few years ago, a couple of students were arguing about how many states there were before class started. I thought this was sad but thought that surely this was an anomaly. So I asked the entire class how many states there were. A little over half of the class got it right, but many said 48, 49, 51, or 52.
sterlingice
04-06-2004, 11:37 PM
Sterlingice: I feel you on the load of taking senior engineering courses. I am in one political science course and I am amazed at how little work it is. I think if I was in another faculity I may acctually see the sun once and a while. It was quite funny the other day. Now, I'm not the best student out there- I'm prone to slacking off in classes that hold no interest to me (which is why I get in trouble gradewise). But I was talking to a friend of mine and the exchange went something like this
(me)"Yeah, but I just can't find a social science class to complete my electives"
"I took Physical Geograpy, it's easy"
"I'm looking at a couple of honors freshman classes since the last three H/SS classes I've taken have been honors"
"You're in the honors program?"
"No, but I want something fun and not trip over a bunch of freshman fodder in a 500 person lecture. Or at the very least, have some willing antagonists, green though they may be, to argue with."
"Man, it sounds like you actually want to learn something here."
"At $120 a credit hour, I damn well better get something out if it, education or at the very least, entertainment"
SI
nilodor
04-07-2004, 12:06 AM
51, don't forget Canada.
Bastard :)
I'm too slow. It took me three attempts to get 47/48.
Sharpieman
04-07-2004, 02:14 AM
48/48, not too shabby for an outsider. Wonder if you guys could place the names of our 10 provinces and 3 territories.
I know I couldn't, but why would I need to know in the first place? Canada is kinda like that cute little nephew who gets annoying after spending too much time with it.
Sharpieman
04-07-2004, 02:16 AM
Dola, and if you can't get all the 48 in the time frame...the terrorists win...
I would love to see some of our elected rep's try this test. I bet a few wouldn't pass it.
k0ruptr
04-07-2004, 02:18 AM
This isnt fair for people in hawaii, we dont learn about the rest of the US. I know where to put cali, oregon, washington, florida, and nevada. thats all.
I can arrange all the hawaiian islands tho.
Sharpieman
04-07-2004, 02:20 AM
Yea, and why didn't they include 'Rico, Afganistan or Iraq?
k0ruptr
04-07-2004, 02:23 AM
true dat
Huckleberry
04-07-2004, 08:40 AM
This isnt fair for people in hawaii, we dont learn about the rest of the US. I know where to put cali, oregon, washington, florida, and nevada. thats all.
I can arrange all the hawaiian islands tho.
You don't know where to put Texas? Someone get a rope.
Wolfpack
04-07-2004, 11:06 AM
nilodor: don't challenge me like that...
East-to-west, starting with Newfie (not looking this up, honest):
Newfoundland-Saint John's
Nova Scotia-Halifax
Prince Edward Island-Charlottetown
New Brunswick-Saint John (different from Saint John's)
Quebec-Quebec City
Ontario-Toronto
Manitoba-Winnepeg
Saskatchewan-Regina
Alberta-Edmonton
British Columbia-Victoria
And the three territories, east-to-west:
Nunavut-Iqaluit
Northwest Territories-Yellowknife
Yukon-Whitehorse
Just gotta show off a skill I never get to use... :)
cody8200
04-07-2004, 11:18 AM
I like geography. Got a 48 out of 48. Giove me a world map. Bet I could do pretty damn well on that too.
nilodor
04-07-2004, 04:01 PM
nilodor: don't challenge me like that...
East-to-west, starting with Newfie (not looking this up, honest):
Newfoundland-Saint John's
Nova Scotia-Halifax
Prince Edward Island-Charlottetown
New Brunswick-Saint John (different from Saint John's)
Quebec-Quebec City
Ontario-Toronto
Manitoba-Winnepeg
Saskatchewan-Regina
Alberta-Edmonton
British Columbia-Victoria
And the three territories, east-to-west:
Nunavut-Iqaluit
Northwest Territories-Yellowknife
Yukon-Whitehorse
Just gotta show off a skill I never get to use... :)
Not bad, just one mistake, well two if I'm picky. Fredericton is the capital of New Brunswick and Winnepeg is Winnipeg. However props for spelling Saskatchewan correct so 24.5/26.
Wolfpack
04-08-2004, 09:56 AM
Argh. I can't believe I brain-farted on Fredericton. I guess I had Saint John on the brain because of Saint John's, NF and trying to show that I knew the difference between the two. Such is the reward for hubris. :)
sterlingice
04-08-2004, 09:58 AM
For those of us south of the border, how does the provinces/territories thing work? I always figured the provinces were just like states, but what are the territories?
SI
nilodor
04-08-2004, 03:13 PM
Province - Created by constitution
Territory - Created by federal Law
Territory has no government, which means the feds have direct control over it.
The provinces have their own government as well as alot of rights, given to them in the constitution of 1867 and 1982. So the provinces control their health care, natural resources and several other things, while territories do not. Those are the major differences.
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