New Meanings for old words

[Easy Mac]

I was reading a book in the bathroom, and it had a blurb about a Washington Post contest where people make up new meanings for words. Since we're all so f-in brilliant here, I think thought this cooky thread would be a good idea. Example:

instigator - n. a newly created aligator.

[Fritz]

Easy Mac reads Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader

[sabotai]

You were reading in the bathroom? Easy Mac, looking at pictures does not equal reading, k?

[Buccaneer]

I had someone email that to me last year but I keep forgetting to post it here. It is absolutely brilliant and creative.

[Easy Mac]

Easy Mac reads Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader
All the damn time.

[Fritz]

I have most of them