Why don't elves post here?

[Sun Tzu]

discuss

[Troll]

why don't elvis post here?

[finkenst]

they are busy making all the cool toys for 8.5 months from now!

[sabotai]

Don't forget the ones who make cookies in trees!

[JeeberD]

SkyDog is anti-pointy ears.

[Lathum]

umm, I don't get it

[ice4277]

umm, I don't get it
It's better that way, trust me.

[Bonegavel]

Well, you see elves aren't into sports, politics, smut, colossal this' and colossal that's, photoshopping images, making mock threads, bashing one another into the ground, writing dynasties about their cookie or toy making, ad infinitum.

What do we offer elves? Nothing i tell ya!

[Fritz]

this is one horrible parody

[Bonegavel]

this is one horrible parody
Jealous, herr Fritzenwagenoberst?

[sachmo71]

Tolkein elves or D&D elves?

[B & B]

Well, you see elves aren't into sports, politics, smut, colossal this' and colossal that's, photoshopping images, making mock threads, bashing one another into the ground, writing dynasties about their cookie or toy making, ad infinitum.

What do we offer elves? Nothing i tell ya!


We can start by offering a piping hot cup of joe, then move on to accessories.