View Full Version : What pointless Colossal thing is your State know for?
KevinNU7
04-13-2004, 03:29 PM
Rhode Island: The Big Blue Bug!
http://www.bluewolfspirit.com/photos/bigbluebug.jpg
Comey
04-13-2004, 03:32 PM
PA: Pittsburgh
SirFozzie
04-13-2004, 03:33 PM
What does Massachusetts have that's Colossal?
A) Liberals
B) Ted Kennedy (somewhat covered under A, I know)
C) A Colossal Hex on the Red Sox
D) a Colossal Rock (Plymouth Rock that is)
nfg22
04-13-2004, 03:34 PM
Minnesota has a giant twine ball in darwin. Like 10 feet tall.
Fonzie
04-13-2004, 03:36 PM
We have a big hole in the ground out here in Arizona.
Huckleberry
04-13-2004, 03:38 PM
The State itself. Except it's not pointless.
VPI97
04-13-2004, 03:39 PM
Georgia:
http://www.bigchickenchorus.org/images/bigchickenlandmark.jpg
The Big Chicken in Marietta
http://www.byronga.com/bigpeach.gif
The Big Peach off of I-75<O:p</O:p
digamma
04-13-2004, 03:43 PM
Ooohh. Ooohh. Let me answer for Easy Mac. Gaffney, South Carolina has a big ol' butt...err...peach.
http://www.gaffney-sc.com/images/peach.gif
JeeberD
04-13-2004, 03:51 PM
Everything's colossal in Texas...
Fonzie
04-13-2004, 03:52 PM
Tucson also features this lovely guy:
http://www.roadsidepeek.com/roadusa/southwest/arizona/azroadside/azroadmen/bigmantuc1p.jpg
Tigercat
04-13-2004, 03:57 PM
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Everything's colossal in Texas...
Including post counts, congrats on the big eight zero zero zero, you pwn all of us.
Calis
04-13-2004, 04:00 PM
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/ks/KSCAWtwine2.jpg
The Kansas entry into the pointless Colossal Hall of Fame.
sachmo71
04-13-2004, 04:02 PM
Colossal numbers of death row inmates put to death.
Colossal numbers of cows.
Colossal numbers of pickup trucks with ACTUAL dirt on them.
Colossal numbers of soccer moms.
Colossal tornadoes.
Colossal hats.
Colossal amounts of kiddos testing well below the national average.
Colossal military bases. (Fort Hood can kick all of your bases butts!)
Colossal (Big) Tex.
Colossal disappointments in college football.
I could go on, but my boss is watching me. He coming closer...
*hide*
Desnudo
04-13-2004, 04:05 PM
http://brbgaming.com/67_122.jpg
Tigercat
04-13-2004, 04:06 PM
For Louisiana(and some other states as they spread) there is the colossal swamp rat, otherwise known as a nutria:
http://www.alligatorbayou.com/images/naturegallery/nutriafull.gif
Drake
04-13-2004, 04:32 PM
That looks like a Colossal Beaver to me.
Not that I've ever seen a Colossal Beaver before.
JeeberD
04-13-2004, 04:35 PM
That looks like a Colossal Beaver to me.
Not that I've ever seen a Colossal Beaver before.
I've heard that Anna Nicole Smith has one of those...
Bosco
04-13-2004, 04:36 PM
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/vt/VTBURwhale_martin.jpg
We got these in Burlington, VT.
And this too.
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/vt/VTSHElburne_ticonderoga.jpg
Tigercat
04-13-2004, 04:41 PM
Well its got a rat tail, so most consider it more of a rat. Although I suppose its closest relative is probably a muscrat. Its from South America originally, brought to Louisiana by the creator of Tabascco sauce in the 1800s. He thought it could be part of a big fur industry. They got loose, supposedly in a hurricane, from their cages. They were not meant for the swamps of Louisiana but have managed to procriate like crazy over the years. The problem is they dig holes in drainage systems that Louisiana towns and cities need to keep water out of streets and backyards. So first some local Sheriff officers started shooting them in the ditches from public streets in their spare time, now the state will hire you out and pay you for their tails if you go out vigilante and kill some. And that is the tail(har har) of the colossal swamp rat. Watch out, because they grow in numbers, and they could be out for your drainage ditches next!
MacroGuru
04-13-2004, 04:43 PM
MORMONS!!
Desnudo
04-13-2004, 04:44 PM
Well its got a rat tail, so most consider it more of a rat. Although I suppose its closest relative is probably a muscrat. Its from South America originally, brought to Louisiana by the creator of Tabascco sauce in the 1800s. He thought it could be part of a big fur industry. They got loose, supposedly in a hurricane, from their cages. They were not meant for the swamps of Louisiana but have managed to procriate like crazy over the years. The problem is they dig holes in drainage systems that Louisiana towns and cities need to keep water out of streets and backyards. So first some local Sheriff officers started shooting them in the ditches from public streets in their spare time, now the state will hire you out and pay you for their tails if you go out vigilante and kill some. And that is the tail(har har) of the colossal swamp rat. Watch out, because they grow in numbers, and they could be out for your drainage ditches next!
I remember an episode of Insomnia where Dave was driving around with Sheriff Harry Lee shooting Nutria from the back of a pick-up truck.
Tigercat
04-13-2004, 04:49 PM
I remember an episode of Insomnia where Dave was driving around with Sheriff Harry Lee shooting Nutria from the back of a pick-up truck.
When I was in HS we had some invade the local backyards, my dad had to gun the mother down(the only time I've even seen my dad hold a gun) because it might have attacked neighborhood children while defending its young. This particular one was the size of very very large cat. We weren't in Harry Lees parish so we didn't have the nutria patrols to help us.
Franklinnoble
04-13-2004, 04:52 PM
Well, that's pretty much all I need to know to decide to never visit Louisiana.
sabotai
04-13-2004, 04:55 PM
New Jersey: The Smell.
Tigercat
04-13-2004, 04:56 PM
Well, that's pretty much all I need to know to decide to never visit Louisiana.
Ha, just one minor local annoyance. Kind of like that post we had a while back about black widows infesting Arizona mailboxes.
Galaril
04-13-2004, 06:33 PM
Everything's colossal in Texas...
and pointless!
Desnudo
04-13-2004, 07:00 PM
http://brbgaming.com/spaceneedle_big_3.jpg
The box it came in:
http://brbgaming.com/tower_sm.jpg
Calis
04-13-2004, 07:35 PM
MORMONS!!
Good call, I could come up with a couple colossal comments on this, but nothing would be PC. ;)
Leonidas
04-13-2004, 07:57 PM
Ohio, where I was born, it's the world's largest blimp hangar.
Florida, my state of residence, it would have to be the city of Miami.
Buccaneer
04-13-2004, 07:58 PM
Ummm, 14,000-foot high mountains?
AnalBumCover
04-13-2004, 09:32 PM
California: The Colossal Donut.
http://www.a.potlatch.net/hamm/trav1.jpg
Craptacular
04-13-2004, 10:17 PM
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/wi/WINEIchatty.jpg
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/wi/WIHAYfish400.jpg
these were painted over:
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/set/images/WILAC6pak.jpg
tucker342
04-13-2004, 11:14 PM
ummm corn?
Honolulu Blue
04-14-2004, 04:01 AM
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/images/mi/MIALLtire1.jpg
Michigan features the world's biggest tire, on I-94 near Detroit.
Ragone
04-14-2004, 04:59 AM
Missouri is known for this
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/miss/sports/m-baskbl/auto_headshot/Snyder-04.jpg
The Colossal Idiot!
k0ruptr
04-14-2004, 05:31 AM
http://can-do.com/uci/lessons98/kilaueapic.jpg
colossal volcanoes here.
and colossal craters.
http://gould.cx/lanne/Hawaii/crater.jpg
Butter
04-14-2004, 07:51 AM
The Colossal Asshole:
http://www.peninsulaclarion.com/images/092403/CLARETT.jpg
Ragone
04-14-2004, 07:53 AM
No way Butters.. Has your idiot made phone calls to a student enrolled at another college trying to induce him to transfer with a cell phone provided to him and monitored by the university and as such.. also the ncaa? :) (jason conley)
Butter
04-14-2004, 08:00 AM
I edited it. We'll call him the colossal asshole for clarity's sake. :)
Ragone
04-14-2004, 08:02 AM
Fair enough.. :)
cuervo72
04-14-2004, 08:04 AM
I've heard that Anna Nicole Smith has one of those...
I thought it was Winona who had a big brown beaver...
Draft Dodger
04-14-2004, 08:45 AM
Colossal Socks and Ants
henry296
04-14-2004, 09:05 AM
Baltimore has a Colossal Trash Can
tucker342
04-14-2004, 11:05 AM
kOruptr, I'm so jealous...
What is your favorite island (besides Hawaii, because you live on that one)?
My goal is to someday live in Hawaii
Samdari
04-14-2004, 11:09 AM
the budget
both colossal and pointless
DanGarion
04-14-2004, 11:32 AM
California: The Colossal Donut.
http://www.a.potlatch.net/hamm/trav1.jpg
*buzzer*
Wrong
World's Largest Thermometer!
http://www.clui.org/clui_4_1/ludb/media/CA/CA3338/244-25.jpg
Oh yeah and tallest mountain in the contiguious US http://www.nps.gov/seki/whitney.htm
Radii
04-14-2004, 11:39 AM
Good call, I could come up with a couple colossal comments on this, but nothing would be PC. ;)
Since when did that ever stop someone from making a post here? :D
JeeberD
04-14-2004, 03:45 PM
I thought it was Winona who had a big brown beaver...
Does she show it off to all her friends?
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