Favorite "Your team sucks" Smack

[stevew]

What is your "comeback of comebacks" to a fan of a rival team.

One of my co-workers at work is an ardent Redsox fan. Whenever he gets unruly about his team I break out.....

85 and counting
Buckner
And of late..."AARON BOONE!"

[Bosco]

If someone goes to Boston University its always good to let them know that it sucks to BU.

[Poli]

What is your "comeback of comebacks" to a fan of a rival team.

One of my co-workers at work is an ardent Redsox fan. Whenever he gets unruly about his team I break out.....

85 and counting
Buckner
And of late..."AARON BOONE!"

Yet another reference to my name. :)

Awooon Buuuhh!

[stevew]

Yet another reference to my name. :)

Awooon Buuuhh!

I threw that in there just for you.

[Blade6119]

Yet another reference to my name. :)

Awooon Buuuhh!

We still havent locked you up?...well, guess i know what my new life goal is, to make sure you never make another stupid comment again...by any means neccesary! :D

[Maple Leafs]

Up here in Ottawa, all you need to do is say "(insert team name) sucks". Bonus points for putting it on a t-shirt.

It's the height of cleverness, don't you know.

[Poli]

I threw that in there just for you.


/Adds stevew to buddy list.

stevew rocks.

[Axxon]

Up here in Ottawa, all you need to do is say "(insert team name) sucks". Bonus points for putting it on a t-shirt.

It's the height of cleverness, don't you know.

I'd wear a t-shirt that literally says "(insert team name) sucks." I think it'd be pretty cool myself. I'd even get it's partners "(insert person's name) sucks." and the obligatory "(insert any damned thing you can think of at all ) sucks."

I REALLY want that last shirt badly. :)

[Blade6119]

Have i been replaced ardent... :(

[Poli]

you've never been added to my buddy list. :)

[Ryche]

**** the Gophers

SCSU isn't terribly creative :)

[Axxon]

you've never been added to my buddy list. :)

What does the buddy list do exactly?? Back before the last upgrade I kept accidently putting people on it due to where the add to buddly list button was placed.

I just checked and I had 12 people on there, some of whom I don't even recognize. I cleared the list but it made me wonder. What did it do? I don't recall seeing anything different when they posted or anything.

[Poli]

What does the buddy list do exactly?? Back before the last upgrade I kept accidently putting people on it due to where the add to buddly list button was placed.

I just checked and I had 12 people on there, some of whom I don't even recognize. I cleared the list but it made me wonder. What did it do? I don't recall seeing anything different when they posted or anything.

Absolutely nothing. However, it doesn't diminish the fact stevew is on it.

At least, I hope it doesn't diminish the fact. :)

[SackAttack]

The only two I remember from my stint at Mizzou:

1) somebody ran a newspaper ad prior to the game against Colorado with "Buck the Fuffaloes!" in, like, 50 point font.

2) Saw something scrawled on a dorm door whiteboard: "Rock, chalk, all talk, fuck KU!"

[Axxon]

Absolutely nothing. However, it doesn't diminish the fact stevew is on it.

At least, I hope it doesn't diminish the fact. :)

Ah, then I shouldn't have cleared mine then. Heck, one day I may have even known who some of those folks were again. :)

[stevew]

Allows for quick PM'ing, and to see who is online.

[cthomer5000]

While it was relevant, I thought the "Nineteen-Forty!" chant was really awesome. This was of course referring to the New York Rangers, who before 94 hadn't won the cup since 1940. You heard it a whole lot in that epic Devils-Rangers series.

Too bad just like baseball, hockey had to go and lose me as a fan with an extended lockout/strike.

[JeeberD]

The Aggies (usually New Mexico State, but recently A&M) fuck sheep!!!

Yes, very lame...

[mtaystl03]

Cubs' magic number: 911

[stevew]

I always liked all the Anti- Bills stuff.

Boy I Love Losing Superbowls, etc.

[INDalltheway]

OK, this is a long story, and I will try to tell you the best I can.

My dad and my brother (1 year) went to Wabash College, which is a top liberal college in America, and it happens to be an all male college. The big rival for the school is DePauw (just rated as a top 10 party school). You might have heard of the Monon Bell Game, which has been on national TV a few times. Well it is a huge rivalry, and the whole week leading up to it is just nuts. Both schools have the freshman guard the campus all week, and the winning team (Wabash for the past 3 years, WOOOHOOO) really guards the campus because the other schools have been known to steal the Monon Bell before the game.

Coming back to the all male part, a study was done and it showed that a Wabash alum was more likely to marry a DePauw girl, than a DePauw guy was to marry a DePauw girl. Got it?

Well they go with the traditional "Wabash Sucks" chant, but Wabash is much more creative by one person yelling "DDDDDEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAUUUUUWWWWWWW" then the crowd screaming "SWALLOWS!" This goes on about 10 times, and then we finish beating their ass on the field, along with the chants.

Here (http://www.google.com/search?q=Monon+Bell+Rivalry&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search) is a google search of the Monon Bell Rivalry. At the Hall of Champions in Indianapolis, it is rated as one of the top 10 college rivalries. Both schools are also DIII.

[MrBug708]

I just laugh at the Giants. How many World Series Titles in San Fran?

[Sublime]

F*ck em Up
F*ck em Up
BC SUCKS
Sit

[Desnudo]

What is your "comeback of comebacks" to a fan of a rival team.

One of my co-workers at work is an ardent Redsox fan. Whenever he gets unruly about his team I break out.....

85 and counting
Buckner
And of late..."AARON BOONE!"

Taunting a Red Sox fan is so easy. Is it even fun? My friends who are Yankees fans don't even bother.

[stevew]

Taunting a Red Sox fan is so easy. Is it even fun? My friends who are Yankees fans don't even bother.

I believe its as fun as you make it. Sometimes i go on and on about how when I go visit my 91 year old grandfather this summer, Im gonna ask him what it was like when the Sox won the WS.