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vex
05-05-2004, 01:02 PM
Unpaid Dog Fine Problem For Amorous Couple

Naked Buttocks Catch Deputy's Eye



<TEXT id=txt_posted>POSTED:</TEXT> 1:29 p.m. EDT May 4, 2004
<TEXT id=txt_updated>UPDATED:</TEXT> 1:35 p.m. EDT May 4, 2004


<!--startindex-->An unpaid dog fine proved to be the undoing of a passionate couple in Denver.


The couple's trouble began when a passing deputy spotted bare buttocks thrust into the air inside a car parked near Dillon Reservoir Saturday evening, according to the Summit Daily News.

After the deputy stopped to investigate, he found a couple engaged in lovemaking inside the car. After determining that the sex was not only consensual, but the man and woman were actually married, he ran a routine background check on their names. <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

That's when the deputy learned that the man had an outstanding $63 warrant for a dog-at-large charge in Routt County, the News reported.

After the man located his wallet, he found he didn't have $63, so the deputy accompanied the man to an automatic teller machine and then to the Summit County Jail where he paid his outstanding warrant.


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And the cop discovered that they were married how? Must have been looking awful close to notice a wedding ring.

JeeberD
05-05-2004, 01:06 PM
Meh...that's your weakest article yet, Vex...

corbes
05-05-2004, 01:07 PM
I predict this thread will be the least read Wacky News Report.

Cecil Fielder
05-05-2004, 01:08 PM
$63 for permission to have sex in public? sounds like a fair deal to me.

vex
05-05-2004, 01:08 PM
Jeez, sorry guys.

Noop
05-05-2004, 01:32 PM
It was cool.

vex
05-05-2004, 01:46 PM
It was cool.

Thanks:)

Craptacular
05-05-2004, 09:49 PM
An unpaid dog fine proved to be the undoing of a passionate couple in Denver.


The couple's trouble began when a passing deputy spotted bare buttocks thrust into the air inside a car parked near Dillon Reservoir Saturday evening, according to the Summit Daily News.

Well, I think that's the only kind of "swimming" you're allowed to do in Dillon Reservoir. Even though it's across the Continental Divide from Denver, it's a major water supply for city.