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BishopMVP
05-06-2004, 11:20 PM
I forget who it was, sorry. One of my friends just sent me a link to a girl I graduated with last year auditioning for a porn video. Before you ask, no link will be provided. I wonder if she'll come back to town this summer.

Pumpy Tudors
05-06-2004, 11:21 PM
If you're not going to provide a link, you don't need to tell us about this!!

DanGarion
05-06-2004, 11:23 PM
Dude.... why mention it if you don't provide the link?

just hxxp:// it!

korme
05-06-2004, 11:26 PM
CleBrownsfan

BishopMVP
05-06-2004, 11:28 PM
The link I got is only a preview of an apparently larger video. It's up in my AIM profile if you really care that much.

GoldenEagle
05-06-2004, 11:40 PM
Is that your friend in the white?

LionsFan10
05-06-2004, 11:45 PM
LoL, wow. I seen one of my friends on a dominatrix site right after we graduated, but that was back in 2000 so sorry, no link but ... man, this is a little different.

Pumpy Tudors
05-07-2004, 12:13 AM
After watching the video, I bet she didn't get the job.

MizzouRah
05-07-2004, 12:19 AM
After watching the video, I bet she didn't get the job.
:D


Todd

MizzouRah
05-07-2004, 12:20 AM
dola,

Wouldn't that suck if you got an email from your wife/girlfriend with a link just like that of her audition?



When I was in Saudi Arabia/Iraq during the Gulf War there was a rumor going around that a SGT in the Army recieved a video of a woman having sex, but all you could see was her from behind. When the video was over she turns around with goo on her face and it was his wife saying, "I want a divorce". He had all his buddies watching the video as well, thinking it was a family video. Later that night, he took his pistol and killed himself.

Not sure if it was true or not since I was in the Marines, but freaky none the least.

Todd

GoldenEagle
05-07-2004, 12:20 AM
I think she is pretty cute. By the way, you should not delte this trhead, just erase the link and then everyone who did not see the video will be pissed.

Neuqua
05-07-2004, 12:20 AM
Ouch Pumpy. Ouch.

Neuqua
05-07-2004, 12:23 AM
I forget who it was, sorry. One of my friends just sent me a link

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

MrBug708
05-07-2004, 12:23 AM
She seemed pretty stupid.

she just couldn't talk then

GoldenEagle
05-07-2004, 12:27 AM
I would love to be "Rob".

stevew
05-07-2004, 12:29 AM
dola,

Wouldn't that suck if you got an email from your wife/girlfriend with a link just like that of her audition?



When I was in Saudi Arabia/Iraq during the Gulf War there was a rumor going around that a SGT in the Army recieved a video of a woman having sex, but all you could see was her from behind. When the video was over she turns around with goo on her face and it was his wife saying, "I want a divorce". He had all his buddies watching the video as well, thinking it was a family video. Later that night, he took his pistol and killed himself.

Not sure if it was true or not since I was in the Marines, but freaky none the least.

Todd

Dude, Snopes that. Classic urban legend.

MizzouRah
05-07-2004, 12:32 AM
Dude, Snopes that. Classic urban legend.

:) Yes, I'm an idiot. Must have been all the sand fleas.

This ones even better:

A Marine corporal in Desert Storm receives a courtesy package from home, including a box of tasty cookies. The corporal shares the two dozen or so cookies with his squad mates as they sit to watch the enclosed video. After a few moments of news, greetings, etc., the screen shows the corporal's wife, standing in a kitchen, mixing cookie dough NAKED. Suddenly, another man, naked, walks into the kitchen and begins to receive a blowjob from the corporal's wife. As he is beginning to climax, she directs the resultant semen into the mixing bowl. "Hope you enjoy the cookies, I want a divorce," she says to the camera, while wiping her chin

stevew
05-07-2004, 12:36 AM
http://www.snopes.com/military/videobye.htm

The cookie one is fricking hilarious.

stevew
05-07-2004, 12:44 AM
The HXXP link also directly links to the website. You need to hxxp it as text instead of HTMLing and then HXXPing it.

JeeberD
05-07-2004, 01:29 AM
Am I the only person that the video was upside down for?

Suicane75
05-07-2004, 01:50 AM
Am I the only person that the video was upside down for?


Perhaps you were the only who was upside down while watching it?

JeeberD
05-07-2004, 01:53 AM
Nah...I haven't had that much beer tonight...

Philliesfan980
05-07-2004, 05:05 AM
Man thats so wrong to do.

If true, that guy would have to be a real asshole to justify doing something to that while in combat.

Suicane75
05-07-2004, 05:21 AM
My friend and i used to pee in a cup and put food coloring in it and give it to his little brother and tell him it was kool aid. Good times.

Tekneek
05-07-2004, 05:34 AM
My friend and i used to pee in a cup and put food coloring in it and give it to his little brother and tell him it was kool aid. Good times.

Unforgivable.

Noble_Platypus
05-07-2004, 07:56 AM
dola,

Wouldn't that suck if you got an email from your wife/girlfriend with a link just like that of her audition?



When I was in Saudi Arabia/Iraq during the Gulf War there was a rumor going around that a SGT in the Army recieved a video of a woman having sex, but all you could see was her from behind. When the video was over she turns around with goo on her face and it was his wife saying, "I want a divorce". He had all his buddies watching the video as well, thinking it was a family video. Later that night, he took his pistol and killed himself.

Not sure if it was true or not since I was in the Marines, but freaky none the least.

Todd
I dont think its true. I heard the same story when I was in the navy and it was supposed to have happened to a guy in the navy.

Tekneek
05-07-2004, 08:02 AM
There was a "retired porn actress" working for my employer as an Administrative Assistant. She was laid off last year in one of our many cutbacks (ie, offshoring initiatives). I've been told she is making her porn comeback this year. I believe Kimberly Kummings is her 'screen name.'

cuervo72
05-07-2004, 10:02 AM
What the heck is an AIM profile?

CamEdwards
05-07-2004, 10:12 AM
what the heck is porn??

cuervo72
05-07-2004, 10:14 AM
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Franklinnoble
05-07-2004, 12:32 PM
I'd hit it.

CamEdwards
05-07-2004, 12:37 PM
thanks, Franklin. :)

Airhog
05-07-2004, 09:42 PM
This girl i went to school with in HS got into shooting nude photos I saw her website, and she wasnt that bad, too bad it look like her face got hit by a mack truck :D

Pumpy Tudors
05-07-2004, 09:45 PM
hey man pics plz tks

The Afoci
05-07-2004, 09:56 PM
hey man pics plz tks

Typing full words with one hand is incredibly difficult.

cthomer5000
05-09-2004, 07:18 AM
I think i missed on this. damn!