The Afoci
05-11-2004, 04:53 PM
So, a few of you here may know the legend of me stealing two bologna lunchables some four years ago. Little did I know they would strike back at me.
Well, anyway, I stopped being a car salesman about 5 months ago and actually quit the job last week after I lined up my new sweet salaried position. The problem, or so I thought, was the drug screening. Well I like to occasionally dabble in herbal medicene, but stopped for two weeks, found a masking agent endorsed by Barry and thought I was good. So two days after quitting, the news comes that I pass my driving record test, my drug screening, but no word on my criminal background check yet...
Well it got me wondering, hey, what about those lunchables... I thought it was a petty mistameanor and remembered the judge saying since it was my first offense that it wouldn't be on my record if I was a good boy for one year.
Well, now it is painfully obvious what happened, but after hearing I have a mistameanor, not getting my sweet new job, I figured I better go to the court house and figure out what happened. It turns out that I was charged with a mistameaner even though it was fifty dollars, which the lady I talked to at court said was very odd, but then it was never dropped from my record because I never came in and signed the proper form!!!! For the love of God, call me to remind me or something!!! Oh well, I find out with a lawyer I can get it removed. So I get that all taken care of only to find out my position was already filled! Sadly there aren't a bunch of jobs for former child prostitutes turned animal whore turned car salesman... Well there is, but I want my cushy salaried job back....
This is where you all point and laugh at me for being a fool and tell me I am lucky I can get it off my record in the first place. :)
The Afoci
$2.78 worth of stolen goods, mistameanor... I guess that seems excessive. I am an idiot.
I got no job.
Well, anyway, I stopped being a car salesman about 5 months ago and actually quit the job last week after I lined up my new sweet salaried position. The problem, or so I thought, was the drug screening. Well I like to occasionally dabble in herbal medicene, but stopped for two weeks, found a masking agent endorsed by Barry and thought I was good. So two days after quitting, the news comes that I pass my driving record test, my drug screening, but no word on my criminal background check yet...
Well it got me wondering, hey, what about those lunchables... I thought it was a petty mistameanor and remembered the judge saying since it was my first offense that it wouldn't be on my record if I was a good boy for one year.
Well, now it is painfully obvious what happened, but after hearing I have a mistameanor, not getting my sweet new job, I figured I better go to the court house and figure out what happened. It turns out that I was charged with a mistameaner even though it was fifty dollars, which the lady I talked to at court said was very odd, but then it was never dropped from my record because I never came in and signed the proper form!!!! For the love of God, call me to remind me or something!!! Oh well, I find out with a lawyer I can get it removed. So I get that all taken care of only to find out my position was already filled! Sadly there aren't a bunch of jobs for former child prostitutes turned animal whore turned car salesman... Well there is, but I want my cushy salaried job back....
This is where you all point and laugh at me for being a fool and tell me I am lucky I can get it off my record in the first place. :)
The Afoci
$2.78 worth of stolen goods, mistameanor... I guess that seems excessive. I am an idiot.
I got no job.