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Hurst2112
05-12-2004, 06:26 PM
Keep em clean and keep em funny.

:D

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg

EDIT:

Don't know why I could see it and nobody else could. I don't know how long this one will be up.

sovereignstar
05-12-2004, 06:29 PM
"Angelfire, we provide good hosting"

Hurst2112
05-12-2004, 06:30 PM
What, you can't see it?

GoSeahawks
05-12-2004, 06:31 PM
I'm seeing the angelfire pic.

sovereignstar
05-12-2004, 06:35 PM
Rod: Chris Webber, you're the next contestant on the Price is Righhht! Come on down!!!

Chris: Oh my god! Me!! Oh thank you lord!

KG: That fucking elitist!

The Afoci
05-12-2004, 06:37 PM
I think I see Kobe in the lockerroom with my mom.

Chubby
05-12-2004, 06:39 PM
David Stern - "Recreate the face from when you called timeout in the national championship game with none left"

Hurst2112
05-12-2004, 06:42 PM
DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!

The Afoci
05-12-2004, 06:44 PM
Vlade is a former female gymnast!

The Afoci
05-12-2004, 06:44 PM
Oh, bye the way, we are testing for drugs after the game.

Noop
05-12-2004, 06:45 PM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg

Damn I got nothing. :(

The Afoci
05-12-2004, 06:46 PM
The face of a man attempting to remove Spud Webb from his ass to assist in a playoff run.

The Afoci
05-12-2004, 06:47 PM
KG: I read you were getting traded to the Wizards after the season.

Lathum
05-12-2004, 06:48 PM
"The boosters gave Jalen Rose HOW MUCH!?"

The Afoci
05-12-2004, 06:48 PM
Webber: Oh my God! Is that Roseanne in the crowd? She looks fine.
KG: And you went to college?!?

The Afoci
05-12-2004, 06:48 PM
I got nothing.

Simms
05-12-2004, 06:54 PM
"She was HOW old???"

(does that count as clean? :) )

Chief Rum
05-12-2004, 07:17 PM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg


KG prepares to spit out the side of his mouth and score a direct shot on Webber's tonsils.

Maple Leafs
05-12-2004, 07:57 PM
"Wait a second, the captain of the Calgary Flames is a black dude?"

Chief Rum
05-12-2004, 08:28 PM
"Wow! That's what it feels like to pinch my nipple?!?"

Maple Leafs
05-12-2004, 08:35 PM
Holy crap, Kevin Garnett actually made it to the second round?

Chief Rum
05-12-2004, 08:48 PM
"All right, there's my Macauley Caulkin impersonation. Now you do the kid from Sixth Sense."

CR

mauchow
05-12-2004, 08:51 PM
"It wasn't me, I swear! Look around I'm sure we could find someone who looks guilty!"

Poli
05-12-2004, 08:57 PM
"There he is, Miss America..."

WSUCougar
05-12-2004, 08:57 PM
"Man Bit to Death by a Horny Horse?!?"

davidlando1
05-12-2004, 09:08 PM
Is that??? it couldn't be!!!..................Ed Martin!!!

Poli
05-12-2004, 09:12 PM
"Is that John Candy in the stands?"

Mantle2600
05-12-2004, 09:13 PM
Oh man, the giant squid just crawled out of my rectum!

Hurst2112
05-12-2004, 09:13 PM
"Is that John Candy in the stands?"

HA! That's so Montana (?)

Blackadar
05-12-2004, 09:14 PM
There's a trout in my rectum!

Poli
05-12-2004, 09:18 PM
HA! That's so Montana (?)


I know. I was fishing for some acknowledgement. :)

sovereignstar
05-12-2004, 09:19 PM
Is that??? it couldn't be!!!..................Ed O'Bannon!!!

Chief Rum
05-12-2004, 09:31 PM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg

"Wait a minute! Statue of Liberty?!? That was our planet!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!"

CR

Desnudo
05-13-2004, 12:17 AM
Keep em clean and keep em funny.

:D

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg

EDIT:

Don't know why I could see it and nobody else could. I don't know how long this one will be up.

Chris Webber, you're fired.

Hurst2112
05-13-2004, 01:17 AM
Poor Chris Webber. He isn't getting any love from ESPN.com

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_sprewell_ft.jpg

"Next week on Saturday Night Live: Guest host Venus Williams. Musical guest, 'Retarded R-Kelly'

MrBug708
05-13-2004, 01:19 AM
Is that??? it couldn't be!!!..................Ed O'Bannon!!!

I dont get it....

Hurst2112
05-13-2004, 01:26 AM
Ed didn't get it either...only lasting 2 years with the nets.

Franklinnoble
05-13-2004, 01:40 AM
Poor Chris Webber. He isn't getting any love from ESPN.com

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_sprewell_ft.jpg

"Next week on Saturday Night Live: Guest host Venus Williams. Musical guest, 'Retarded R-Kelly'
You have a gift... if only there were some way you could use your formidable witty photo caption powers for the betterment of mankind...

bhlloy
05-13-2004, 09:00 AM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg



CW: What do you mean Jayson Williams is bringing his gun collection over?

KG: Damn dude, that's the last time I ever come to one of your parties

ISiddiqui
05-13-2004, 09:47 AM
And next contestant on the Price is Right... Chris Webber!

CW: ME?! Oh my God!

KG: You bastard!

gstelmack
05-13-2004, 10:54 AM
"3 votes Kevin, 3 votes Chris. I will now read the final vote. And the winner of the million dollars is: Chris!"

rkmsuf
05-13-2004, 11:12 AM
Paige: "Open your eyes and see your new room."

CW: "oooo it's beautiful..."

KG: "Man I hate the yellow walls..."

PsychoCop
05-13-2004, 11:13 AM
CW: Oh, it's the playoffs!?

Fonzie
05-13-2004, 11:27 AM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg



KG: Dude, I told you not to invite Stryper to play the halftime show.

Buzzbee
05-13-2004, 03:28 PM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg

Dayammmn!!! Kevin's sistuh got some big un's!!!!

Coop
05-13-2004, 03:46 PM
CW: It's turkey time.
KG: What?
CW: Come on, gobble, gobble.

mordhiem
05-13-2004, 05:22 PM
http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nba/2004/0512/photo/g_webber_ft.jpg

"Wait a minute! Statue of Liberty?!? That was our planet!! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!"

CR

LOL.

Unfortunatley my talent in this area is very much lacking.

Franklinnoble
05-13-2004, 05:30 PM
LOL.

Unfortunatley my talent in this area is very much lacking.
That's a terrible caption.

Chief Rum
05-13-2004, 05:39 PM
That's a terrible caption.

Not a Simpsons fan, eh?

CR

Franklinnoble
05-13-2004, 05:40 PM
Not a Simpsons fan, eh?

CR
I didn't realize it was a Simpsons reference...

Chief Rum
05-13-2004, 05:42 PM
That's what Homer says when he discovers that, in The Planet of the Apes, the Apes' planet is actually Earth. Of course, he did this in front of a live press conference held by NASA to announce his candidacy as the first "common man" to go into space. :)

CR

Franklinnoble
05-13-2004, 05:49 PM
That's what Homer says when he discovers that, in The Planet of the Apes, the Apes' planet is actually Earth. Of course, he did this in front of a live press conference held by NASA to announce his candidacy as the first "common man" to go into space. :)

CR
Duh. I knew THAT. I was referring to mordhiem's response:

" Unfortunatley my talent in this area is very much lacking."

(obviously, I'm not being very funny if I have to take three or four posts to explain myself... )

Chief Rum
05-13-2004, 06:14 PM
Actually, in retrospect, that was good, Franklinnoble. You're right, though--explanation takes the fun out of it. ;)

CR

k0ruptr
05-14-2004, 02:16 AM
"The boosters gave Jalen Rose HOW MUCH!?"


my favorite.

cincyreds
05-14-2004, 07:42 AM
KG: "Looks like Da Kings are going to da Finals this year. We are DOOMED!"

CW: "You mean I didn't have to play high school basketball to be eligible to play for Michigain?"