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Troll
05-14-2004, 11:21 PM
hope no one beat me to this

Memo to Britney: Lose the low-slungs
La. lawmakers weigh banning belly-baring, bottom-peeking pants
Britney Spears during her appearance on MTV TRL UK in London, early May.
By Bethany Thomas
Reporter
NBC News
Updated: 8:22 a.m. ET May 13, 2004DALLAS - Memo to Britney Spears: Make sure to forget those low-rise jeans next time you fly home to Louisiana.

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And Ludacris, why don’t you pull up your pants and cinch them with a belt before you take the stage in Baton Rouge.

Otherwise, you might both get a ticket.

That’s what the Louisiana House Criminal Justice Committee approved last week. The new proposed bill would crack down on anyone who wears low-slinging, pants-sagging, belly-baring, underwear-peeking pants. It faces the full State House sometime within the next two months.

"Baggy Pants Bill"
House Bill 1626, also known as the “Baggy Pants Bill” states: “It shall be unlawful for any person to appear in public wearing his pants below his waist and thereby exposing his skin or intimate clothing.”

State Representative Derrick Shepherd’s bill would make any violator subject to three eight-hour days of community service and up to a fine of $175.

That means the local teens on the basketball court are going to have to keep their pants up, too.

Shepherd told the New Orleans Times-Picayune, "There's a way to shoot hoops professionally. You don't have to shoot hoops with your pants below your waist."

He thinks the waistline location might even improve their behavior.

"Hopefully, if we pull up their pants," he said, "we can lift their minds while we're at it."

Local councilman Glenn Green said, “It’s getting to the point where these young men and women are just getting offensive with their underwear showing, the cracks between their buttocks showing…their g-strings showing. It’s hard to legislate morality; you can’t really do that. It just comes to a point of plain old bad taste and it’s just gotta stop.”

Executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union's Louisiana chapter, Joe Cook, does not think the bill will likely pass the full House floor. He said the Supreme Court doesn’t usually prohibit obscene behavior under the First Amendment.

“It infringes on young people’s freedom of expression and their privacy rights. The zone of privacy they have and the right to be left alone,” Cook said.

So, what about your local plumber?

"What about a woman who is wearing a bathing suit under her garment or she has something like a sarong wrapped around her and it's below her waist?" Cook said. "I can think of a lot of workers, plumbers, who are working and expose their buttocks and the beginning of the crack of their anus."

The Times-Picayune notes that this is the fourth effort in five years to legislate jeans-wearing etiquette state-wide in Louisiana.

$500 penalty in one small town
But, one small town has been mandating it locally for years.

In the town of Opelousas, wearing saggy pants is considered a misdemeanor and carries a maximum penalty of a $500 fine and up to 6 months in prison.

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Captain Ronnie Trahan with the Opelousas Police Department said, “The problem that we’re having is not with individuals exposing their underwear. We had a problem with individuals exposing more than their underwear.”

And down the bayou in the town of Westwego, a city councilman in 2002 attempted to bar low-riding jeans from public buildings. (The city attorney warned the city would interfere with freedom of speech and would not meet federal standards, so the councilman later ditched the proposal.)

As for Britney and Ludacris, they may be safe to hang in Louisiana for a few more days. The full Louisiana State House hasn’t passed the bill yet. They plan to take it up sometime before the end of session on June 21.

Bethany Thomas is the NBC News Dallas Bureau coordinator.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4963512/

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You would think at some point they would run out of laws to make.

TLK
05-14-2004, 11:27 PM
wow....

sovereignstar
05-14-2004, 11:34 PM
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

Simply retarded.

thealmighty
05-14-2004, 11:35 PM
I was expecting a snippet from Bill Clintons' new book. :)

Troll
05-14-2004, 11:36 PM
I was expecting a snippet from Bill Clintons' new book. :)

classic

Young Drachma
05-15-2004, 01:59 AM
Yeah, I saw this. Such crap, but hardly surprising a state where they can't even get the name counties right.. :p

Pumpy Tudors
05-15-2004, 08:30 AM
I haven't heard anything about this, but I don't think it's going to happen. If they ban baggy pants, they might as well just set Bourbon Street on fire.

Desnudo
05-15-2004, 09:38 AM
"Hopefully, if we pull up their pants," he said, "we can lift their minds while we're at it."

"Now that that's done, I'm heading down to the Tropical Isle for a hand grenade with some 18 year old coeds. Take a message if anyone calls."

vex
05-15-2004, 09:39 AM
This has been out for about 2 weeks.

Desnudo
05-15-2004, 09:41 AM
This has been out for about 2 weeks.

That comment was so last month.

tucker342
05-15-2004, 09:04 PM
Don't they have more important things to worry about. And if they're really worried about things like this, they better cancel the Mardi Gras celebration in New Orleans:rolleyes:

sterlingice
05-16-2004, 01:11 PM
I was expecting a snippet from Bill Clintons' new book. :)
Awesome! :D

SI

JonInMiddleGA
05-16-2004, 07:29 PM
I got this in my inbox today & immediately thought about this thread.

A grandmother's observation:

I just spent several hours observing teenagers who were hanging out at our
local mall. I came to the conclusion that many teenagers in America are
living in poverty. Most of the young men I observed didn't even own a belt;
there was not one among the whole group. But that wasn't the sad part . . .
many of them were wearing their daddy's jeans. Some of these jeans
were so big and baggy that they hung low on their hips, exposing their
underwear. I know some of them must have been ashamed their daddy was
short, because his jeans hardly went below their knees. They weren't even
their daddies' good jeans, for most of them had holes ripped in the knees
and had a dirty look to them.

It grieved me that in a modern, affluent society like America, there are
people who can't afford a decent pair of jeans. I have been thinking about
asking my church to start a jeans drive for the "poor kids at the mall."
Then on Christmas Eve, I could go Christmas caroling and distribute jeans
to these poor teenagers. I don't think this group of guys had even had
much to eat, because as they were walking, their heads leaned to one side
as if they didn't have enough strength to keep them up. Oh, they tried.
With each step, they tried to lift them up, but to no avail; they always
dropped back to the side.

This group of guys must be from the same family, because they all walked
with their heads bobbing together in the same manner. But that wasn't the saddest part.
It was the girls they were hanging out with that disturbed me the most.

I have never in all of my life seen such "poor" girls. These girls had the
opposite problem of the guys . . . they all had to wear their little
sisters' clothes. Their jeans were about five sizes too small. I don't
know how they could even put them on, let alone button them up. Their
jeans barely went over their hipbones. Most of them also had on their
little sister's top; it hardly covered their midsection. Oh, they were trying
to hold their heads up with pride, but it was a sad sight to see these almost
grown women wearing children's clothes. However, it was their underwear
that bothered me the most. They, like the boys, because of the improper
fitting of their clothes, also had their underwear exposed. I have never seen
anything likeit. It looked like their underwear was only held together by a
single piece of . . . string.

I know it also saddens your heart to receive this report on the condition
of our American teenagers.

While I go to bed every night with a closet full of clothes nearby, there
are millions of "mall girls" who barely have enough material to keep it
together. I think their "poorness" is why these two groups gather at the mall,
the boys with their short daddies' ripped jeans, and the girls wearing their
younger sisters' clothes. The mall is one place where they can find
acceptance. So, the next time you are at the mall doing your shopping and
you pass by some of these poor teenagers, would you say a prayer for them?

And one more thing . . . Will you pray that the guys' pants won't fall down,
and the girls' strings won't break?!