And I thought it was bad when Macho Man rapped...

[JeeberD]

Ice-T to produce Hasselhoff rap album

Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff's first hip-hop album.

The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship.

Hasselhoff has had some success as a singer, releasing seven albums. He's also said to be very popular in Germany.

Ice-T, who was one of the first real hip-hop stars in the late 1980s, said: "The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him."

The rapper is said to be convinced that the 51-year-old for Knight Rider and Baywatch actor can take on the biggest names in rap, reports The Sun.

Ice-T added: "He's gonna come out as Hassle The Hoff - I promise you. The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humour."

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Dear lord, please let this some sort of sick, sick joke... http://www.teenplanetforums.com/images/smilies/puke.gif

[Noop]

lol i am a better rapper then him and i suck....although my friend Haze could take him easy

[Philliesfan980]

I hope its not, this will be one of the all time funniest things. Ice-T has got to be asking for alot of cash to work with this "talent"

[The_herd]

Ok, who is more washed up now, David Hasselhoff or Ice-T?

[Ksyrup]

Maybe they'll team up with Seagal and be able to pull off the Hendrix movie after all.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Hey, Ice-T was a pimp. Don't mess with him.

And I've heard Hasselhoff rap, and he's indeed very good.

[The_herd]

Hey, Ice-T was a pimp.

Very true, 15 years ago.

[Philliesfan980]

Hey, Ice-T was a pimp. Don't mess with him.

And I've heard Hasselhoff rap, and he's indeed very good.


Please tell me that you're being sarcastic about Hasselhoff.

[Leonidas]

Ice-T comes clean to show what a true whore he really is.

[sabotai]

Ice-T is now officially a joke.

[Philliesfan980]

Ice-T comes clean to show what a true whore he really is.

Thats true, but hey, if you had some guy coming up to you with a bucket full of cash saying "Produce my rap album" what other choice do you have but to promote the hell out of it?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Please tell me that you're being sarcastic about Hasselhoff.

Wouldn't you like to know? ;)

[Ben E Lou]

Hey, Ice-T was a pimp. Don't mess with him.Pimpin' ain't easy but somebody gotta do it.

My lifestyles crazy, I'm luxury lazy
So much gold that jewelry don't phase me
Cordless phone, eight or nine homes
Girlies on my Jammie with Ice-T Jones
Bank account boomin', fast lane zoomin'
Known around the world for my high post groomin'
Mac like a preacher, love like a teacher
Got a girl who lives in Paris
When I want her I beep her
Too many clothes, got a rag-top Rolls
1.000 Watt system and my speakers are Bose
I kick it like a champ, I thought you knew it
Pimpin' ain't easy, but somebody gotta do it

[Ben E Lou]

Dola:

Anybody remember when Ice-T dissed my entire home town:

Let me tell you about down south
Where a motherfucker might as well not even have a mouth
Columbus, Georgia, said they'd lock me up
If I got on the stage in my show and said "Fuck"
So I thought for a minute and said "No!"
I wasn't even gonna do a damned show
'Cause for me to change my words from my rhymes
Is never gonna happen 'cause there's no sell outs on mine
But I vowed to get those motherfuckers one day
They even arrested Bobby Brown and Cool J
Yo, they got their's comin', 'cause I'm mad and I'm gunnin'
Homeboys, and there's no runnin'
I'm gonna tell you how I feel about you
No bull, no lies, no slack, just straight fact
Columbus, Georgia, you can suck my dick
You ain't nothin' but a piece of fuckin' shit on the damned map

[Ragone]

I wonder if Ice-T can even find Georgia on a map :)