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nfg22
05-23-2004, 10:50 PM
Read this (http://www.goodthink.com/writing/view_stories.cfm?id=11&page_id=3)

Abe Sargent
05-23-2004, 11:45 PM
That's a pretty old story. If I remember, there's a book and he did the talk show circuit in the mid or late 90's


-Anxiety

nfg22
05-24-2004, 12:11 AM
yeah I noticed that now but was a great read.

korme
05-24-2004, 12:22 AM
kept me up til 130 with school tomorrow, damn it

nice link though despite being dated, pretty cool nfg

corbes
05-24-2004, 08:14 AM
good share

Franklinnoble
05-24-2004, 11:21 AM
Bah. I want that hour of my life back.

cthomer5000
05-24-2004, 11:29 AM
Bah. I want that hour of my life back.
Mail me a check for $95,000 and I'll give you that hour back.

Raven Hawk
05-24-2004, 01:26 PM
The author needs to learn the definition of "brevity," then excercise some.

GoSeahawks
05-24-2004, 02:13 PM
I really enjoyed that read. Thanks

SackAttack
05-24-2004, 02:22 PM
The author needs to learn the definition of "brevity"...

The soul of WIT!

nfg22
05-24-2004, 02:33 PM
LoL I liked the detail, it was a great read, though it wasnt our usualy one page story

cthomer5000
05-24-2004, 02:51 PM
The author needs to learn the definition of "brevity," then excercise some.
You know, people publish things much longer than this regularly. Those objects are called books.

nfg22
05-24-2004, 02:57 PM
yeah I know, GOSH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DEMEAN ME WITH YOUR INSULTS...............IN FACT THIS IS A BOOK, AN E BOOK TO BE EXACT. It makes me so mad when people demean my intellegence. I will now go shoot myself.

Raven Hawk
05-24-2004, 03:01 PM
You know, people publish things much longer than this regularly. Those objects are called books.
I didn't realize that he had posted this to Barnes & Noble.com. It would have been a better read as a journal where you could get updates to the story as it went along. That's how it appears that it was originally published. I'm just bitching because I should have read this while I was at home, not while I was at work. Obviously if I thought the story sucked, I would have stopped reading after the first page.

cthomer5000
05-24-2004, 03:02 PM
I didn't realize that he had posted this to Barnes & Noble.com. It would have been a better read as a journal where you could get updates to the story as it went along. That's how it appears that it was originally published. I'm just bitching because I should have read this while I was at home, not while I was at work. Obviously if I thought the story sucked, I would have stopped reading after the first page.
So why rip the author for a lack of brevity? I doubt his target audience was "people who want something to read at work."

Raven Hawk
05-24-2004, 03:17 PM
So why rip the author for a lack of brevity? I doubt his target audience was "people who want something to read at work."
Point taken. Insult rescinded.

Rizon
05-24-2004, 03:20 PM
Point taken. Insult rescinded.

I think he wants a letter.

Raven Hawk
05-24-2004, 03:23 PM
I think he wants a letter.
Lol, or maybe lunch. :)

Poli
05-24-2004, 04:20 PM
You do buy good lunches.

Desnudo
05-24-2004, 04:42 PM
I like the summary format and I found the story engrossing. Once it's over, there's no need to maintain a diary format. Give me a beginning, a middle, and an end.

Poli
05-24-2004, 04:45 PM
I like the summary format and I found the story engrossing. Once it's over, there's no need to maintain a diary format. Give me a beginning, a middle, and an end.

This thread has scared me into not reading the link.

JeeberD
05-24-2004, 08:54 PM
I remember reading that back in '97 or so... :)

Desnudo
05-24-2004, 10:38 PM
This thread has scared me into not reading the link.
It's a great story worth your time. But make sure you have an hour or so to read it.

Cuckoo
05-24-2004, 10:46 PM
It's a great story worth your time. But make sure you have an hour or so to read it.

An hour? How slow do you guys read? ;)

You can get through it in twenty, thirty minutes tops.

Marc Vaughan
05-25-2004, 03:38 AM
Cool story ... very tempting ;)