They must really want me to work there

[Easy Mac]

Here is an email I got from Mutual of Omaha:

Dear Christ,

I reviewed your resume on Hotjobs and would like to speak to you about an interesting career opportunity with Mutual of Omaha. Please view the information below.

*Info that isn't necessary*

*His name and address...*

I am flattered that they think so highly of me :)

[Ksyrup]

I think I know why they want you...


Dear Insured,

We recently received your claim form and have had our senior claims analyst review the circumstances surrounding your claim. Unfortunately, our claims analyst, Christ, has informed us that we need not pay your claim. We are unable to take any further action with respect to your claim; after all, he IS Christ.

Thank you for continuing to send us your timely premium payments,

M of O