View Full Version : J-Lo Gets Hitched Again
Suicane75
06-06-2004, 09:05 AM
http://www.yahoo.com/_ylh=X3oDMTB1c2ZmZzF2BF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEdGVzdAMwBHRtcGwDbnMtYmV0YQ--/s/196545
Man, there must go be gold in that there ass. If the Pistons play lights out I can see the NBA Finals lasting longer than this marriage.
Philliesfan980
06-06-2004, 09:54 AM
All in all he's a pretty weird looking dude also. Really makes you wonder.
Anthony
06-06-2004, 09:55 AM
i always said he looks like a sickly alien.
Over/under= 1.5 years...... make your bets now....
cthomer5000
06-06-2004, 09:58 AM
on that same page...
dude, what are you thinking!
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/et.tv.yahoo.com/lib/images/celebs/2004/06/04/163_114_vtroyer_040604_gty.jpgMINI-ME'S ANNULMENT
June 4, 2004
<CELEB name="VERNE TROYER" year="">VERNE TROYER (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800018690&cf=gen)</CELEB>, best known as Mini-Me in the 'Austin Powers' movies, is asking for an annulment of his marriage to his 6-foot-2-inch model bride. In fact, his attorney tells ET that Troyer disputes the marriage is valid at all, but declined to go into specifics about the case. Troyer and GENEVIEVE GALLEN were reportedly engaged last summer, but announced they had called off their wedding plans citing Troyer's cold feet. A hearing date of June 17 has been set to discuss financial disclosures. No trial date has been scheduled for the annulment proceeding.
Suicane75
06-06-2004, 10:05 AM
on that same page...
dude, what are you thinking!
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/et.tv.yahoo.com/lib/images/celebs/2004/06/04/163_114_vtroyer_040604_gty.jpgMINI-ME'S ANNULMENT
June 4, 2004
<CELEB name="VERNE TROYER" year="">VERNE TROYER (http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800018690&cf=gen)</CELEB>, best known as Mini-Me in the 'Austin Powers' movies, is asking for an annulment of his marriage to his 6-foot-2-inch model bride. In fact, his attorney tells ET that Troyer disputes the marriage is valid at all, but declined to go into specifics about the case. Troyer and GENEVIEVE GALLEN were reportedly engaged last summer, but announced they had called off their wedding plans citing Troyer's cold feet. A hearing date of June 17 has been set to discuss financial disclosures. No trial date has been scheduled for the annulment proceeding.
It's not so weird, He was in this area a few years ago at a club and trust me, he can get pretty much anything he wants, never underestimate the power of celebrity. If the Elephant man were a hollywood star he would be getting hot chicks, it's just the way it works.
Philliesfan980
06-06-2004, 10:05 AM
Over/under= 1.5 years...... make your bets now....
Under... I think thats a really generous line.
Ragone
06-06-2004, 10:07 AM
I'll take under 3 months and i'll also take troyer's ex fiance.. to go :)
Anthony
06-06-2004, 10:10 AM
J Lo does know she doesn't have to get married to have sex, right?
Logan
06-06-2004, 11:03 AM
Poor Juan Lacas...
Rich1033
06-06-2004, 11:38 AM
i always said he looks like a sickly alien.
She married Sam Cassell?
Desnudo
06-06-2004, 12:10 PM
It's not so weird, He was in this area a few years ago at a club and trust me, he can get pretty much anything he wants, never underestimate the power of celebrity. If the Elephant man were a hollywood star he would be getting hot chicks, it's just the way it works.To quote Willy Nelson, "Money makes women horny."
sabotai
06-06-2004, 12:33 PM
Over/under= 1.5 years...... make your bets now....
Well, none of her previous marriages lasted that long. I take under. Easy money there.
JeeberD
06-06-2004, 12:33 PM
So is she going to be the Liz Taylor of our era?
The_herd
06-06-2004, 12:36 PM
She keeps this up she'll get around to marrying me in about the year 2155.
stevew
06-06-2004, 12:38 PM
Im gonna bet JLO and Anthony stay married for at least 5 years. I think she's gonna take it seriously this time.
LionsFan10
06-06-2004, 01:04 PM
For being Puerto Rican, like Jennifer Lopez and living in an area that is majority latino, I can't tell you 10 latino's that like J. Lo. Mainly because of what she's doing to her reputation, and for us latino's, a marriage is something to be proud of and J. Lo treats everybody she marrys like a recent toy. Would I get with her? You're damned right I would, but anyone that wants to get married to her is crazy, Marc Anthony is the most recent. This marriage won't last longer than three years.
Logan
06-06-2004, 01:32 PM
The thing that annoys me about J-Lo is how she completely changes her style/dress/attitude to fit the guy she's with. That first crazy guy she was with...she dressed all weird along with him. Then on to Puff Daddy, and she got thugged out. Affleck comes along with his slicked back hair and thousand dollar suits and she gets all elegant.
Make up your damn mind...
judicial clerk
06-06-2004, 01:36 PM
I will take the under. What is the over/under on how long before J.Lo marries Verne Troyer, I'm thinking he is in line just before The_Herd
Lorena
06-06-2004, 05:34 PM
Im gonna bet JLO and Anthony stay married for at least 5 years. I think she's gonna take it seriously this time.
That's what everyone was saying about her relationship with Ben Affleck. I don't see this lasting over 6 months. Thank goodness Ben dumped her, she changes men like she does underwear. Come on girlie, you're giving us Latino girls a bad rap!! :mad:
Anthony
06-06-2004, 05:45 PM
lost in this discussion is this fact:
HE DIVORCED A FORMER MS. UNIVERSE TO GET WITH J-HO!
anyone see his ex? the only thing ugly about her was her name. i don't think he saw pics of JLO when she first started out. like when she was a dancer for In Living Color...ugh. that ass of hers has about 10 years till it stops being sexy. hope he likes cottage cheese with his fruit. you always go with the Ms. Universe - awesome bodies are in their genes, it won't ever go bad. silly marc antony.
someone get him some vitamins, he always look frail and sick.
Lorena
06-06-2004, 06:07 PM
http://www.apowell.demon.co.uk/slp99_images/daya6.jpg
That's Marc Anthony's Ex on the left, Dayanara Torres. Who would you take, her or J-Lo?
Suicane75
06-06-2004, 06:10 PM
That's Marc Anthony's Ex on the left, Dayanara Torres. Who would you take, her or J-Lo?
J-Lo, no doubt.
A) J-Lo is a dancer, if ya know whatimsayin.
B) Models strike me as vapid and unenthusiastic in the boudoir.
C) I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Anthony
06-06-2004, 06:35 PM
1. Dayanara Torres has always looked like that. she didn't need to get highlights and lose a ton of chunk on her thighs and ass to look like that.
2. the guy next to her in that picture is sucking her beauty. get a better pic.
LionsFan10
06-06-2004, 06:49 PM
That's what everyone was saying about her relationship with Ben Affleck. I don't see this lasting over 6 months. Thank goodness Ben dumped her, she changes men like she does underwear. Come on girlie, you're giving us Latino girls a bad rap!! :mad:
Horray, there's another latino on this board! :)
Anthony
06-06-2004, 07:40 PM
nevermind that.
there's a girl in the house!
TOGA! WOOOOOOO!
SplitPersonality1
06-06-2004, 09:02 PM
nevermind that.
there's a girl in the house!
TOGA! WOOOOOOO!
Girl? What is this "girl" you speak of? :)
Anthony
06-06-2004, 09:06 PM
Come on girlie, you're giving us Latino girls a bad rap!! :mad:
:cool:
JeeberD
06-06-2004, 10:58 PM
I'm amazed that there hasn't been a Fritz sighting in this thread yet. I was expecting his famous "eyes" line to be here...
BlingBlingKilla
06-07-2004, 01:07 AM
I bet J-Lo has to endure anal sex with every guy she hooks up with. I mean theyre only dating her ass, so whats the point in doing anything else?
Ragone
06-07-2004, 01:21 AM
I see blingbling was the last poster in this thread.. but once again can't see his posts.. Maybe he lives in that alternate space time realm where Utep has won 6 national titles in a row in football and J-Lo has been married for 10 years
stevew
06-07-2004, 01:21 AM
Ack, another Bling Bling Killa sighting. Perhaps he doesnt notice he is invisible.
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