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SackAttack
06-08-2004, 03:30 AM
And got not one, but two preseason suspension notices.

The first:

The league office has decided to suspend Travis Dightman of Ann Arbor for the 2007 season.

Dightman was arrested for instigating a brawl during a party, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

The second:

The league office has decided to suspend Jason Galloway of Boulder for the 2007 season.

Galloway was arrested for instigating a brawl during a party, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

Now, what I'm left wondering is...does this mean the two got in a fight with each other?
JeeberD
06-08-2004, 03:33 AM
Talk about your bitchin' party!
SackAttack
06-08-2004, 03:42 AM
Yeah, really. Wonder what the fight was over...Maybe the 20-13 win Boulder notched over Ann Arbor in the 2006 season.
Bubba Wheels
06-08-2004, 10:08 AM
Obviously, the guy from Boulder was displaying some inappropriate conduct and the guy from Ann Arbor was just attempting to set him straight, when he too was unfairly disciplined.
Ragone
06-08-2004, 10:49 AM
The guy from boulder probably tripped over the guy from ann arbor's dog.. got up.. kicked the dog.. and the ann arbor guy decided to kick his ass
Honolulu_Blue
06-08-2004, 11:09 AM
Yes. It is clear that the guy from Boulder was in the wrong.
Lucky Jim
06-08-2004, 11:17 AM
Gary Barnett had no knowledge of this party though, let's be clear on that.
Celeval
06-08-2004, 12:31 PM
We here at ABC news have uncovered exclusive video of the brawl.

Travis Dightman: Boy, this Miller Lite is certainly less filling than most beers.
Jason Galloway: Indeed, but the reason it's a great beer is that it tastes great.
TD: No, it must be because it is less filling.
JG: I beg to differ, it tastes great.
TD: Less filling.
JG: Tastes great.
TD: LESS FILLING.
JG: TASTES GREAT.
[violence ensues]
hukarez
06-08-2004, 12:59 PM
Hmm...the frequency of suspensions in my universe seem to be one or two per season. Anyone think this is a little low? Perhaps I should start a brand new league again, since the universe I'm running on has been from 5.0b and what not.
Fonzie
06-08-2004, 01:28 PM
We here at ABC news have uncovered exclusive video of the brawl.

Travis Dightman: Boy, this Miller Lite is certainly less filling than most beers.
Jason Galloway: Indeed, but the reason it's a great beer is that it tastes great.
TD: No, it must be because it is less filling.
JG: I beg to differ, it tastes great.
TD: Less filling.
JG: Tastes great.
TD: LESS FILLING.
JG: TASTES GREAT.
[violence ensues]

You left out one minor detail: they were both only wearing thongs.
SackAttack
06-08-2004, 01:34 PM
You left out one minor detail: they were both only wearing thongs.

*Kills Fonzie, and then claws his eyes out*
Fonzie
06-08-2004, 01:38 PM
*Kills Fonzie, and then claws his eyes out*

:)
gottimd
06-08-2004, 02:00 PM
Travis Dightman is pure evil. I had him in my league, he was a huge off season pick up at DE, ended up having a Torn ACL a game or two after I signed him, out for almost 2 years. For some reason I couldn't drop or put on injured reserve, he was on my inactive roster, so I stuck it out, and when he came back he was suspended for breaking the Tobacco Policy, and retired after the season after that.

Never sign Travis Dightman, I guess in any league.