What do you think?

[Balldog]

Ok, I play in a coed beach volleyball league in a nearby town with a few of my friends. After our first game (5 weeks ago) one of my friends' wife introduced me to this girl. At that time I was kind of exploring other options and pretty much blew her off. The next two weeks I didn't make it and this girl I guess was asking about me and she wanted to talk to me or whatever. So finally last week things worked out and she ended up filling in for one of our girls who had surgery. Well she is probably one of the coolest girls I know, one of those that you just can't stop thinking about.

So last night I'm talking to her, one of her friends comes up and asks her to go to a wedding with her on Saturday right before I was getting ready to ask her to do something....I was like damn but oh well. So a little later on I asked her if she wanted to go out sometime and she was like yeah but not this weekend. Then later on she kind of invited me to this softball game (aka-beer drinking festival) she has tonight. One of my friends from out of town is coming to pick me up and we were going to go to a bar like a mile away from where her game is. I guess I am debating whether or not we should just stop by for her game for a little bit just to show that I am interested or whatever but I don't want to come across too strong.

I hate posting this shit here but just want a few more opinions.

[AnalBumCover]

no brainer. go. then leave promptly. she'll be begging for more.

[AnalBumCover]

dola.

let her know about the bar a mile away... she'll show up.

[sachmo71]

Cocky. Funny.

[Suicane75]

Does she work at a salon?

[Franklinnoble]

The Ladies Man recommends you try doing it in the butt.

[Balldog]

Ah crap, my friend just called and he doesn't feel like driving over there. Guess we are just gonna hang out at someone's house. Oh well I guess, I did get a yes for next Saturday though :)

[duckman]

I'd hit it.

[LionsFan10]

Okay, I'll bite ...

Pics plz, thx

[Ben E Lou]

Okay, I'll bite ...

Pics plz, thxI'm surprised this thread got this far before someone said it...

[sabotai]

Ah crap, my friend just called and he doesn't feel like driving over there. Guess we are just gonna hang out at someone's house. Oh well I guess, I did get a yes for next Saturday though :)

OH! That's unacceptable!! He broke one of the Rules!! Ditch his ass and go to that game with the girl. I can't beleive a friend of yours would do that!

[Balldog]

I know! I'll talk him into it.

[mauchow]

Watch the game, if she gets a hit scream her name at the top of your lungs all while clapping frantically.

That'll hit the spot.

[duckman]

Bring some water based lubricant. ;)

[Coffee Warlord]

If you don't go, I set you on fire and cut off your testicles.

[AnalBumCover]

Who are the two wussies that voted "Don't Go"? :p

[Shkspr]

Who are the two wussies that voted "Don't Go"? :p

The girl's husband and Balldog's wife? :D

[Senator]

You gotta make a showing. Geeze. This is as simple as it gets.

Thank us later.

[Balldog]

Ok, so I talked him in to going but by the time we got there her game was over and they had left. We met up later on for a little bit, then she called me on my way home for some reason :)

[Flasch186]

shave all of your pubic hair to get rid of the crabs.....sorry. this post shouldve come much later. timing is not my forte, lemme know when you score.

[Balldog]

I like this chick so if I score next weekend I score, if I don't...I don't.

[Blackadar]

I like this chick so if I score next weekend I score, if I don't...I don't.

It sounds like if you don't score, you need some cocky and funny lessons.

I'll track down HM at Dell and see if he can teach you.

[Fritz]

I like this chick so if I score next weekend I score, if I don't...I don't.


sigh

its not if you score or not. come on, grow up a tad. this is a real person you are talking about.

the important thing is how many different condiments you can use on her if you score.

[NoMyths]

the important thing is how many different condiments you can use on her if you score.And take it from Fritz. He introduced me to the whole condiment scale, and it changed my sexual life.

[Balldog]

lol

[HornsManiacIsBack]

It sounds like if you don't score, you need some cocky and funny lessons.

I'll track down HM at Dell and see if he can teach you.

Dont you have anything better to do than take shots at someone you dont even think is there? Asshole.

[Comey]

Speaking of which, there's another thread about cheating on the front page here. Maybe you should add your expert $.02.

[Comey]

Oh, wait...wasn't that about you there, too? Now I'm all sorts of confused.

[HornsManiacIsBack]

Speaking of which, there's another thread about cheating on the front page here. Maybe you should add your expert $.02.

And who are you again? You obviously dont know what you're talking about so maybe you shouldnt throw stones. Or do you believe everything you read?

[Comey]

I'm someone who runs leagues and doesn't cheat. And I've read plenty to be able to draw my own conclusions.

[Ragone]

Fritz makes a valid point.. well.. and then goes on to express his love for taco bell mild sauce sex..

Seriously, this women has feelings, and if you are just looking at her as a oppurtunity to score.. do her a favor and let her go..

[cuervo72]

And take it from Fritz. He introduced me to the whole condiment scale, and it changed my sexual life.

Where is mayonnaise on the scale?

[LionsFan10]

HornsManiac is BACK laides and waterbugs!

[NoMyths]

Where is mayonnaise on the scale?3, mostly because of the potential for botulism in warm climates.

[Coffee Warlord]

#1 on the list being A-1 steak sauce.

[NoMyths]

#1 on the list being A-1 steak sauce.A-1 is actually a bit spicy for #1. Without giving away the entire course (because, Christ knows, Fritz makes folks pay through the nose for it), I'd suggest turning your thoughts towards butters and margarines.

[Ragone]

I can't believe its not butter

[NoMyths]

Your kung fu is strong, little one.

[Fritz]

here is what I will give you:

they don't call it Shedd's Spread for nothing.

[HornsManiacIsBack]

I'm someone who runs leagues and doesn't cheat. And I've read plenty to be able to draw my own conclusions.

Youve read half of a one sided novel and that makes you an expert on the subject. Maybe you should shut your mouth because you dont have any idea what your talking about.

[cuervo72]

Youve read half of a one sided novel and that makes you an expert on the subject. Maybe you should shut your mouth because you dont have any idea what your talking about.

I finish half of any novel I attempt to read.

[Balldog]

Seriously, this women has feelings, and if you are just looking at her as a oppurtunity to score.. do her a favor and let her go..

Ummm....I'm not otherwise I would've tried already, I took her home the other night and didn't make any moves.

[Poli]

Some of us have watched The Matrix one too many times.

[Fritz]

Some of us have watched The Matrix one too many times.

they stole the condiment thing from me!

[Driftwood]

I`m no expert on ladies, but how much self confidence can this guy exude if he`s asking a computer chat forum for advice as simple as "should I go to her game or not?".

My advice, stop asking for advice and go with your gut.

And then come back and tell us what happened so that we can laugh at you.

[Driftwood]

The Ladies Man recommends you try doing it in the butt.

And I can vouch for this. No pregnancy, disease, or awkward cuddling when it`s over. Afterwards, they usually just head for the door, albeit slowly.

:p

[Flasch186]

last i checked there is an increase in disease this way.

[Balldog]

I`m no expert on ladies, but how much self confidence can this guy exude if he`s asking a computer chat forum for advice as simple as "should I go to her game or not?".

My advice, stop asking for advice and go with your gut.

And then come back and tell us what happened so that we can laugh at you.

:rolleyes:

I was planning on going either way unless there was like a 50-0 vote for not going. You can laugh all you want, but so far things are going better than expected. She called me a couple times this weekend just to see what I was up to but it just never worked out because we both had so much going on.

You can laugh at this misfortune though, my friend was using my phone Friday night while she was trying to call...the call came through call waiting but he didn't notice the beeping because it was loud at the party. I didn't realize it until this morning though, she did call at about 12:30 but we were already an hour away and the cops were all over being the 4th of July weekend. Anyways we are definitely going out next Saturday! :)