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Chief Rum
07-08-2004, 10:27 PM
Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Grid Iron
07-08-2004, 11:47 PM
I got mine on eBay.

http://www.loudthinking.com/lt-files/canyonero.jpg

Listen to the song here:

Canyonero! (http://homepage.mac.com/dpark1/.cv/dpark1/Public/canyonero.mp3-link.mp3)

sachmo71
07-09-2004, 08:08 AM
I want none of this SUV evilness.