My gift for my upcoming birthday (9/23)

[Anthony]

my wife said she's already started saving for it, as it will be big and all my friends will be jealous they don't have a wife to buy it for them. she mentioned that i'm gonna flip out when i see it. any ideas what it could be? :confused: i'm hoping she's gonna buy me that midget i always said i wanted to hang out with.

we can make a contest out of this. i'm thinking i'll rename my 3rd round draft selection in IHOF after the guy who guesses the correct gift come 9/23. for many of you this is the closest you'll ever get to our elite society.

[henry296]

Big TV?

[Anthony]

nope, we have one of those already.

[Anthony]

if by "big" you mean "flat screen HDTV", we don't have that, and good choice. i think there's a 20% chance it might be that. then again our current non HDTV monitor is huge, so not sure why she'd buy me a a flat screen HDTV when ours is just as good. not that i'd refuse it.

[Dutch]

I think midgets are a little pricey, but less so than a flat screen HDTV monitor. If you get the midget, we want pics.

[VPI97]

for many of you this is the closest you'll ever get to our elite society.Fuckin' eli.....




There's really no point anymore, is there? :confused:

[VPI97]

dola -

My guess is a strap-on.

Edit - a BIG strap-on.

[stevew]

I will let you have my RWBL NL West trophy so that you know what it feels like to win.



(man, did I just curse my team.....I hope not)

[Logan]

FOF: Curling.

I'd be jealous.

[MrBug708]

A pool!

[Eaglesfan27]

New maxed out computer?

[Radii]

A RealDoll! :D

[duckman]

A new car?

[Karlifornia]

Sharper Image collapsible weatherproof omni-gift.

[Chubby]

an inflatable life sized Dean Houston doll?

Oh wait, you said other people would be jealous. Scratch that.

[bbor]

Golf trip to England to play the old course....oh wait.....that's what i want.

[duckman]

an inflatable life sized Dean Houston doll?

Oh wait, you said other people would be jealous. Scratch that.
LMAO!

[Anthony]

New maxed out computer?

got one of those for Christmas 2 years ago! she's awesome.

[korme]

a sweet ass new car?

[Anthony]

we got one of those in 2002 as well (the new car part, not the sweet ass part, unless you think hatchback Hyundai Elantra's are bitching).

mind you, the gift will probably be in the $1k and under range. we're the Atlantics, not the Trumps. keep that in mind when submitting in your guesses.

[korme]

this is asking for a dynasty

every day you can sniff around and find more hints and clues, as well as readers keep guessing

[Anthony]

i hope she gets me this (http://apesgrapes.da.ru/) for my birthday. this would be classic! my friends would be jealous for sure.

[sabotai]

You have friends? That's the shocker of the year...

[Glengoyne]

A prostitute?

No! Two prostitutes!

[sabotai]

Two Prostitutes? She spent a million dollars!!

[MrBug708]

A 3some with Brad Pitt?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Tickets to the Super Bowl

[kcchief19]

we got one of those in 2002 as well (the new car part, not the sweet ass part Maybe she's just getting you a sweet ass. Two words -- liposuction.

[Maple Leafs]

It will be some sort of new video game system. Something you don't have.

She's getting it for you in the hopes that you'll stop spendning all day on the computer starting flamewars in various sports-themed message boards.

[kcchief19]

Another possibility: the third season of Felicity comes out on DVD Sept. 21. Perfect timing!

[Pumpy Tudors]

I think she's getting you more pictures of Mrs. Leafs.

[Sun Tzu]

7 pairs of patriotic spandex underwear.

[SonyLuang]

my wife said she's already started saving for it, as it will be big and all my friends will be jealous they don't have a wife to buy it for them. she mentioned that i'm gonna flip out when i see it. any ideas what it could be? :confused: i'm hoping she's gonna buy me that midget i always said i wanted to hang out with.

we can make a contest out of this. i'm thinking i'll rename my 3rd round draft selection in IHOF after the guy who guesses the correct gift come 9/23. for many of you this is the closest you'll ever get to our elite society.The gift your lovely wife's been saving up for is a fucking CAR!! :D

[SonyLuang]

Dola,

I lie... BREAST IMPLANTS...

[duckman]

Penis enlargement?

[korme]

ASS TO ASS

[SackAttack]

any ideas what it could be?

Either a brain or a clue.

Lord knows you don't have either one.

[korme]

burrrn

[The_herd]

I'm holding out for a 1st rounder you cheap bastard.

[Anthony]

I'm holding out for a 1st rounder you cheap bastard.

i don't have a 1st rounder. the highest i have is a 3rd rounder. that's still good. if any of you will be my bitch i'll name a 4th round draftee after you.

i really hope she buys me a midget though.

[The_herd]

...as it will be big and all my friends will be jealous they don't have a wife to buy it for them.

Doesn't the 1st part of this rule out the possibility of a midget though?

[cthomer5000]

ASS TO ASS
Nice. This definitely gets to thumbs up for both the reference, and bringing it into this thread.

I'm with VPI - Strap-on and/or she's schedule some penis enlargment surgery for you.

Or maybe she's getting a 3rd boob installed? :confused:

[Anthony]

mmmmmm...3rd boob....

and it's "big" not so much in actual size i gather, but just it's goona be awesome/cool.

[VPI97]

any ideas what it could be?
Either a brain or a clue.

Lord knows you don't have either one.
http://www.fof-ihof.com/upload/VPI97/snownedkitty.jpg

[Anthony]

if it is a ass-to-ass strap on am i required to tell everyone?

[SonyLuang]

damn right

[MIJB#19]

I was thinking in the region of briding all IHOF owners to submit the worst possible game plan against the Astoria Heroes to see the Heroes miss the second IHOF championship because the AI screwed up the Rochester roster for the bowl game.

Of course, the easiest way out is to bribe the commish...

Sadly, the IHOF bowl is 8/23 and not 9/23, so there has to be found a way to suspend the league for a month, or to go to 1 sim per week for the last 9 game weeks of the season.

[Balldog]

i hope she gets me this (http://apesgrapes.da.ru/) for my birthday. this would be classic! my friends would be jealous for sure.

lol! That's awesome.

[Dutch]

Oh man, there's goes my morning coffee! LOL!

[JeeberD]

Of course, the easiest way out is to bride the commish...


I didn't realize that HA lived in Utah. Poor VPI...

[MIJB#19]

I didn't realize that HA lived in Utah. Poor VPI...Stupid me for typing a d where it should read a b. :o

[TRO]

Divorce Papers?

[duckman]

Divorce Papers?
Ouch!

[MJ4H]

Divorce Papers?

http://www.cox-internet.com/pwatts14/zoinks.jpg

[Pumpy Tudors]

Divorce Papers?

You win.

[Pumpy Tudors]

So what the hell was the gift?

[cthomer5000]

inquiring minds want to know.

[GoldenEagle]

He's too busy playing with his new midget.

[Anthony]

she got me some clothes, the Star Wars Trilogy DVD box set, and football tickets to go see the Giants play the Falcons! i'm gonna get to see Mike Vick run all over my team. awesome shit.

the cool thing is she said she had to abandon her original idea for what she was gonna get me. she's now gonna get it for my Christmas gift.

she's a good wife.

[TLK]

she got me some clothes, the Star Wars Trilogy DVD box set, and football tickets to go see the Giants play the Falcons! i'm gonna get to see Mike Vick run all over my team. awesome shit.

the cool thing is she said she had to abandon her original idea for what she was gonna get me. she's now gonna get it for my Christmas gift.

she's a good wife.
sounds like a keeper :)

[hukarez]

Oh! Well now. Happy Birthday!

[cthomer5000]

Ah, so she spent the money on her guy on the side instead.

[Chubby]

I heard she was saving up to buy an even stupider AIM name for you but needed a couple more months...

[korme]

but you told me he gives the best handjobs chubby.

[Peregrine]

the cool thing is she said she had to abandon her original idea for what she was gonna get me. she's now gonna get it for my Christmas gift.

Midget availability is probably better at Christmas, so she'll have a better selection for you.

[mckerney]

the cool thing is she said she had to abandon her original idea for what she was gonna get me. she's now gonna get it for my Christmas gift.

So the midget escaped?