Would You Like To See Simon From American Idol Get His Ass Kicked?

[duckman]

I was watching a show about Simon and American Idol and I was watching how he was talking to the contestants. I would love an opportunity to beat his snobby ass into the ground. I hate people like him.

[Logan]

I was watching a show about Simon and American Idol and I was watching how he was talking to the contestants. I would love an opportunity to beat his snobby ass into the ground. I hate people like him.

You mean people who are clever enough to do something that ANYONE can do (be a complete asshole to others) and make a TON of money from it? :D

[duckman]

You mean people who are clever enough to do something that ANYONE can do (be a complete asshole to others) and make a TON of money from it? :D
Pretty much! :D

[Maple Leafs]

On behalf of those who are forced to watch that show with their wives, he's the only thing that makes it tolerable.

[j25352857]

I'd like to see anyone who's been on American Idol get their ass kicked.

[Axxon]

I'd rather kick the ass of someone who solves problems with violence myself.

Oh wait.

Nevermind. ;)

[duckman]

On behalf of those who are forced to watch that show with their wives, he's the only thing that makes it tolerable.
I have never watched the actual show so I guess I can understand that. :)

[The_herd]

On behalf of those who are forced to watch that show with their wives, he's the only thing that makes it tolerable.

Amen.

Although I still wouldn't call it tolerable.

[duckman]

I'd rather kick the ass of someone who solves problems with violence myself.

Oh wait.

Nevermind. ;)
You, my friend, better get your Panthers ready for the season. :D

[Axxon]

You, my friend, better get your Panthers ready for the season. :D

Can't wait to see the results of the draft tonight. :D

Rest assured, I'll be instilling a rougher attitude in the boys than I the one I exhibit on the FOFC. ;)

[sabotai]

I'd like to see some of the people Simon rips into get their ass kicked. Maybe it would knock some sense into them.

As for Simon, he pwns.

[SFL Cat]

Yeah, I'd like to see one of the contestants he savages grab a folding chair and give him a good "Geraldo."

[duckman]

Yeah, I'd like to see one of the contestants he savages grab a folding chair and give him a good "Geraldo."
That would be great! Especially if it was a wrestler like Kane hitting him with one and following it with a chokeslam! :D

[JonInMiddleGA]

I'd like to see some of the people Simon rips into get their ass kicked. Maybe it would knock some sense into them.

As for Simon, he pwns.

I'm pretty much with you, he's the only worthwhile thing I've ever seen associated with the whole show.

[cthomer5000]

I'm pretty much with you, he's the only worthwhile thing I've ever seen associated with the whole show.
He's the only one who gives them blunt, honest criticism. Randy follows Simons lead, and Paula kisses everyones ass.

without him there is no show, and without listenting to what he says, losing contestants have no hope of ever making it. He tells them what works and what doesn't, yet people seem prepared to hate him without even listening to what he says.

In summary, no I do not want to see him get his ass kicked. The guy is easily the best part of the show, and the only reason it's a success to begin with.

[ice4277]

Simon is the only judge on the show who is consistently correct about the contestants. Randy gets it right most of the time, Paula is just saccharine to everybody, annoying as hell. If you are planning on being a contestant and you want the big fame and glory on tv, you better be ready to take the negative aspects of it as well.

[Ksyrup]

Would you like to see Danzig get HIS ass kicked?

http://azpunk.com/ap/dl.php?id=5

[TargetPractice6]

Triumph (the insult comic dog) kicked Simon's ass on Conan.

[Jets80]

I'd like to see anyone who's been on American Idol get their ass kicked.

10-4 That.

[sterlingice]

Triumph (the insult comic dog) kicked Simon's ass on Conan.
I was going to post about this but TP beat me to it. Find the clip of Simon on Conan with Triumph insulting him on Kazaa or whatnot. Good stuff. Heck, I might even have it sitting around on my hard drive.

SI

[tucker342]

how about getting a trout shoved in his rectum AND getting his ass kicked.

[duckman]

how about getting a trout shoved in his rectum AND getting his ass kicked.
I'm all for it. :D