Why is it that Andy Katz has a job writing?

[Samdari]

The opening line of his latest column:

"High school seniors who have first-round draft potential suddenly have a conscious when it comes to signing with a college."

Brilliant.

[judicial clerk]

I was so shocked by this sentence that I fell down, hit my head, and knocked myself unconscience.

[sterlingice]

Not only does he report a lot of incorrect information but he can't spell and has a shitty editor, too. Man, that's hideous.

SI

[Samdari]

I was so shocked by this sentence that I fell down, hit my head, and knocked myself unconscience.

This is brilliant.

[Ksyrup]

At least he didn't use the word confucius.

[sabotai]

At least he didn't say "with a collage".