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Ksyrup
07-21-2004, 03:02 PM
Crazed surgeon amputates penis
From correspondents in Bucharest
July 19, 2004

A ROMANIAN surgeon underwent a fit of madness while operating on a patient's testicles and instead cut off the man's penis and sliced it into three pieces, hospital officials said.

The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was described as a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.



He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, the officials said.

"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the patient was rushed for emergency reconstructive surgery.

The operations have been entrusted to a highly respected Romanian plastic surgeon, Ioan Lascar, who said he would try to restore the man's urinary function but that he was unlikely to recover normal sexual activity.

Doctor Ciomu has been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.

Meanwhile the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Ciomu.

Agence France-Presse
This report appears on NEWS.com.au.

sabotai
07-21-2004, 03:26 PM
Death Penalty. That's just not right.

vtbub
07-21-2004, 03:36 PM
AFP is usually very good.

CraigSca
07-21-2004, 03:38 PM
Remind me to learn to like my testicular malformation.

Coffee Warlord
07-21-2004, 03:42 PM
Look on the bright side. He can get a free sex change out of it now, and have his very own boobs and vagina.

Ow.

albionmoonlight
07-21-2004, 03:45 PM
This reminds me about what one of my colleagues said about studying/practicing international law.

International law teaches you to respect the history and traditions of other cultures.

It teaches you to think outside of the box and to approach problems from fresh perspectives.

It teaches you about the wonderful diversity of the human condition.

And most of all, it teaches you that pretty much every other country in the world is really really strange and messed up.

sachmo71
07-21-2004, 03:47 PM
Remind me to learn to like my testicular malformation.

Message board gold right here, folks.

duckman
07-21-2004, 04:26 PM
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QuikSand
07-21-2004, 05:55 PM
The funny thing is - when youu just slide your cursor over the thread titles here, you now get the "preview" including the first 100 characters or so of the text of the message.

For this one, I saw... without any formatting...

Crazed surgeon amputates penis from correspondents in Bucharest

...which makes for an even more bizarre story than the actual one, which isn't easy to do.