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mrsimperless
07-21-2004, 06:01 PM
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Just wanted to take a moment to pimp one of the best diseased escort internet stores on the planet. This place has an amazing selection, low prices, great service...and a terrific sense of humor. I mean, how can you NOT love a company who's order shipment email reads like this:



Your VD has been gently taken from our VD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your VD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your VD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private VD Baby jet on this day, Wednesday, July 21st.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at VD Baby. We sure did pimping it.
Your picture is on our wall as 'John of the Year'. We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to VDBABY.COM!!


Thank you once again,

Richard Shivers, president, VD Baby
the little VD store with the best new diseases
phone: 1-800-469-6969 email: [email protected]
http://www.vdbaby.com



Check them out. This a great place to pick a genre and "taste test" the samples of women you've probably never heard of, and 90% of whom you won't find on the shelves at Pimps R' Us.

MikeVic
07-21-2004, 06:59 PM
What the?

duckman
07-21-2004, 07:27 PM
I wouldn't brag about a VD. ;)

jeff061
07-21-2004, 08:09 PM
Didn't see the other post. I thought someone was going confess about a recently aquired VD ;).

Blackadar
07-21-2004, 08:10 PM
These threads are getting very annoying.

If people are going to be unoriginal, I'd like to see them get put in the penalty box for it.

skrath
07-21-2004, 09:24 PM
Parody threads are funny in small doses. Unfortunately, it seems that most people have overdosed on their medication.

McSweeny
07-21-2004, 09:30 PM
wah wah wah wah

skrath
07-21-2004, 09:48 PM
:rolleyes: