Blackadar
07-27-2004, 10:15 PM
Let's summarize every FOFC political debate:
Right-wing Republicans are goose-stepping, jackbooted Nazis.
Left-wing Democrats are PC cauliflower heads who live in La-la land.
And I'm right. Does this about sum it up?
Disclaimer - This is probably a bad attempt at humor, but it meant to be humorous nonetheless. Any resemblance between the above and real humor is unintentional. If this had been real humor, you would have been instructed to go to the nearest bomb shelter and kiss your ass goodbye. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. All rights reserved. Any resemblance to actual persons at FOFC, living or dead, is intentional and not purely coincidental. I fart in your general direction.
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Right-wing Republicans are goose-stepping, jackbooted Nazis.
Left-wing Democrats are PC cauliflower heads who live in La-la land.
And I'm right. Does this about sum it up?
Disclaimer - This is probably a bad attempt at humor, but it meant to be humorous nonetheless. Any resemblance between the above and real humor is unintentional. If this had been real humor, you would have been instructed to go to the nearest bomb shelter and kiss your ass goodbye. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. All rights reserved. Any resemblance to actual persons at FOFC, living or dead, is intentional and not purely coincidental. I fart in your general direction.
Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the website, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply.