A celebrity sex tape that I WON'T want to watch

[JeeberD]

hxxp://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Articles&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=131934

Joanie "Chyna" Laurer Admits to Making Sex Tape On Stern Show

NEW YORK - This morning, while promoting her involvement with The World’s Most Beautiful Transsexual pageant, Joanie “Chyna” Laurer admitted to taping a celebrity porn video with Ex-WWE wrestler X-Pac. Laurer claimed that X-Pac’s potential return to the league would likely bar the release of the video.

Laurer is scheduled to appear in Las Vegas, Nevada this weekend to judge the aforementioned tranny pageant. The three-day competition, held July 22 through the July 24 at the Riviera Convention Center in Las Vegas, will narrow a field of entrants down to a final 12, who will then take part in evening wear, swimwear, talent, and on-stage interview competitions

Over $25,000 in prize money is at stake in the event. The winner stands to take home $5000 and a trip for two to an exotic location. The entire pageant will be filmed for a documentary and television.

Joanie Laurer left the WWE in 2001 when contract negotiations between the wrestler and her employers failed. Laurer was subsequently barred from appearing as Chyna (a trademark of the WWE) when she posed for the January 2002 issue of Playboy.

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Ugh, her Playboy spreads were bad enough, I couldn't imagine watching her get it on... http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_puke.gif

[Franklinnoble]

I'd hit it.

[duckman]

Jeeber,

You're just trying to give me nightmares. Aren't you?

[VPI97]

I'd hit it.No...she'd hit you.

[JeeberD]

Jeeber,

You're just trying to give me nightmares. Aren't you?

Trust me, this is going to give me nightmares too...

[Franklinnoble]

No...she'd hit you.
That's alright... I like aggressive women.

[duckman]

Here's a picture of her basking out in the lawn:

http://www.vom-roxeler-bahndamm.de/Hunde/Bilder_Chyna/Chyna-10.jpg

[JeeberD]

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesC/chyna_wgreg.jpg
Franklinnoble putting the moves on Chyna

[Suicane75]

If you can put out of your head what she looked like pre-surgery, then she is entirely hittable.

[korme]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[k0ruptr]

so nasty.

[JeeberD]

http://home.comcast.net/~jeeberd/chyna_008.jpg
Franklinnoble scores!!!

[duckman]

http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/location/7887/images/chyna/chyna_008.jpg
Franklinnoble scores!!!
The dreaded red "X"!

[Suicane75]

I'd have more reservations about seeing Sean Waltman naked than Chyna. Now that's the stuff of nightmares.

[Draft Dodger]

I'll pass. but then I didn't want to see the one with that Croation singer who looks like a boy, and that turned out to be the best of all of them.

or so Franklin said.

[k0ruptr]

the red X looks better then her thats for sure

[JeeberD]

Bah, it worked for me. Should be up now...

[gottimd]

http://www.kelesa.net/guestshots/risky2.jpg

hi joel.

[JeeberD]

:D

Perfect!

[Swaggs]

I'm impressed that her contract negotiations with the WWE broke down and she is now hosting a Transvestite competition.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I'd have more reservations about seeing Sean Waltman naked than Chyna. Now that's the stuff of nightmares.

My thoughts exactly.

[sovereignstar]

I remember her spread in Playboy.

Now I'm just trying to remember if I..uh...hey did ya'll hear that Brock Lesnar signed with the Vikings!? http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif

[Ragone]

she made a video with the 123 kid?.. wonder if he lived up to his name

[tategter]

I wonder if this tape should be on funniest porn home videos. Waltman (X-pac,1 2 3 kid, etc) is a little skinny twerp compared to Laurer. I imagine it looks like a basset hound trying to go to town on a saint bernard.

For those interested in the contents of the tape I saw this description on the net: "Apparently she wears a black vinyl outfit with a cape and a leather outfit and twirls swords out of Xena in the tape."

[Franklinnoble]

For those interested in the contents of the tape I saw this description on the net: "Apparently she wears a black vinyl outfit with a cape and a leather outfit and twirls swords out of Xena in the tape."
Yes, but does she maintain eye contact?

[Bill Clinton]

http://cerebro.xu.edu/~ryanr/images/id_hit_it_clinton6.jpg

[Franklinnoble]

http://cerebro.xu.edu/%7Eryanr/images/id_hit_it_clinton6.jpg
Ok... Bill Clinton... registered Oct. 2000... has only four posts (all from today), and yet has a custom title... what gives?

[cuervo72]

I wonder if this tape should be on funniest porn home videos. Waltman (X-pac,1 2 3 kid, etc) is a little skinny twerp compared to Laurer. I imagine it looks like a basset hound trying to go to town on a saint bernard.


I was in the car the other day and passed someone walking a dog that looked to be a cross between a black lab and a weiner dog...it was the strangest looking thing. Short and long like a weiner dog, only it was a little bit thicker and had the head of a full-sized lab.

[TLK]

The following press release was issued for the Joanie "Chyna" Lauer-"X-Pac" Waltman sex tape. The two agreed to sell the tape to the same company that distributed "One Night in Paris" sex video since a bootleg tape had already gotten out when Laurer was upset with Waltman. The tape is called "One Night in China," but to avoid copyright violation issues with the WWF, the word "China" in the title refers to the country, not the name Joanie Laurer used in WWE which she isn't allowed to use anymore. As reported last month in the Torch Newsletter (http://www.pwtorch.com/AboutVIP.html), the videotape company actually flew Waltman to China in order to skirt the copyright issue and justify the title of the tape.

<TABLE cellSpacing=2 cellPadding=0 width=164 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/uploads/xpacartjb_006.jpg</TD></TR><TR><TD>Sean "X-Pac" Waltman (artist Joseph Borzotta, PWTorch)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>CHATSWORTH, Calif., Dec. 3 /PRNewswire/ -- Red Light District, a leading production company that specializes in hard-core gonzo films and distributors of the hugely popular 1 Night in Paris video featuring the heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune, today announced they will distribute the sex video of world renowned wrestler Joanie Laurer, known to millions of fans as Chyna.

1 Night in China, that features Laurer and her boyfriend, professional wrestler Sean Waltman also known as X-PAC, will be available December 13, 2004. The video will be available in domestic, international and online adult video stores with an MSRP of $39.00. Red Light District also included four special scenes that showcase the company's other successful titles.

The video was something that my boyfriend and I taped for our own personal pleasure, said Joanie Laurer, a former WWF wrestler. However, when an outside party got hold of it, I decided to make a preemptive strike and release the video myself. I'm proud of my performance in the video and feel confident that my fans throughout the world will love it.

Joanie is an international celebrity with a huge fan base and we are very confident that this video will be immensely popular, said David Joseph, president Red Light District. It's clear that there is symmetry between the fans of professional wrestling and consumers of adult entertainment, and the viewers won't be disappointed.

1 Night in China was shot on location throughout China while Laurer and Waltman were on an Asian vacation. Laurer, whose cover of Playboy is the best-selling issue in the magazine's history, also will be staring on the fourth season of VH1's The Surreal Life, airing January 9, 2005.

Recently Red Light District's 1 Night in Paris, video has sold more than 400,000 copies and is considered to be the best selling video of all time. It recently won Best Selling Title of the Year and Best Renting Title of the Year by Adult Video News (AVN).

About Red Light District Video: Founded in 1999 in Chatsworth, California, Red Light District Video is an award-winning, production company specializing in hard-core, gonzo films. With hundreds of videos, including 1 Night in Paris, the company has become home to celebrity pornography, in addition to maintaining the sexiest and raunchiest video library in the business. For more information, please visit the company website at clubredlight.com.

[Suicane75]

I think I would do her, but then i've got a thing for big girls, although the review ive read makes it sound like her private area resembles that of a man, which makes me rethink my whole stance.

[Joe]

was it shot in night vision?