Why are Democrats so ugly looking??

[Jets80]

So Im watching Kerry give this bland monotone speech as they pan the crowd and show the people there.

Why is it that everyone is the crowd is fat and goofey looking. They look like they all bought their clothes at Walmart. I have yet to see one hot looking chick in the crowd. They all have a dumb stupid looking smile on their faces exposing their crooked teeth... I guess they are smiling because they hope more government hand outs are on the way.

The 70's lifestyle was not kind to these people. What a bunch of slobs.

[Buccaneer]

At least they got variety unlike the Rep convention where everyone will look like they got their haircut at the same $5 barber.

[Dutch]

I can't think of a time in history when I saw a bunch of hot babes talking politics. Unless you think Janet Reno discussing airstrikes on African WMD plants with Hillary Clinton "hot babe action"...

[SFL Cat]

I can't think of a time in history when I saw a bunch of hot babes talking politics. Unless you think Janet Reno discussing airstrikes on African WMD plants with Hillary Clinton "hot babe action"...
::shudder::

[Jets80]

I can't think of a time in history when I saw a bunch of hot babes talking politics. Unless you think Janet Reno discussing airstrikes on African WMD plants with Hillary Clinton "hot babe action"...

Replace "hot" with "half way decent" or "skinny"

[duckman]

I thought the Kerry daughters were okay.

[Easy Mac]

Meet the Edwards girl... grrrowlll... much hotter in person.

[LloydLungs]

I can't think of a time in history when I saw a bunch of hot babes talking politics. Unless you think Janet Reno discussing airstrikes on African WMD plants with Hillary Clinton "hot babe action"...

I think I had a left tackle suspended in FOF for thinking that...

[Easy Mac]

Was anyone else watching earlier and saw Ben Afleck sitting in the same skybox as Hillary Clinton... it was just weird.

[duckman]

Was anyone else watching earlier and saw Ben Afleck sitting in the same skybox as Hillary Clinton... it was just weird.
I thought Hillary was a lesbian. Hmmmm

[Easy Mac]

I thought Hillary was a lesbian. Hmmmm I think he was just getting close so he could bag Chelsea so he could completely end whatever semblance of a career he had outside Kevin Smith films.

[sachmo71]

I'm getting real tired of these "political discussions".

Can we not have a gentlemen's agreement to not insult people with views that differ from ours? I realize people invest a lot of emotional energy into their candidate, and tend to take attacks on their chosen representative personally, but can we agree on this board to try to keep things on a realistic level, without the namecalling and the generalizations?

I'll just go stand over here and piss against the wind, but November is still a long way off.

[Draft Dodger]

it's not Democrats. It's Massachusetts residents. they are all scary looking.

[Senator]

I hooked up with one of our Democratic Speaker of the House main political aides back in 1991. She was cute.

[SFL Cat]

I thought Hillary was a lesbian. Hmmmm

Having lived in Arkansas, I heard she can swing both ways!

[Draft Dodger]

Having lived in Arkansas, I heard she can swing both ways!

1) no duh.
2) I still wouldn't want to watch.

[Ksyrup]

I'm getting real tired of these "political discussions".

Can we not have a gentlemen's agreement to not insult people with views that differ from ours? I realize people invest a lot of emotional energy into their candidate, and tend to take attacks on their chosen representative personally, but can we agree on this board to try to keep things on a realistic level, without the namecalling and the generalizations?

I'll just go stand over here and piss against the wind, but November is still a long way off.
How's this - everybody's ugly.

[Blackadar]

I'm getting real tired of these "political discussions".

Can we not have a gentlemen's agreement to not insult people with views that differ from ours? I realize people invest a lot of emotional energy into their candidate, and tend to take attacks on their chosen representative personally, but can we agree on this board to try to keep things on a realistic level, without the namecalling and the generalizations?

I'll just go stand over here and piss against the wind, but November is still a long way off.

I'll agree with you, Sachmo.

This is about the stupidest and shallowest thread in quite some time.

[duckman]

I'll agree with you, Sachmo.

This is about the stupidest and shallowest thread in quite some time.
Well, you are a poopy pants! :p

[Draft Dodger]

I'll agree with you, Sachmo.

This is about the stupidest and shallowest thread in quite some time.

I know you are but what am I???

[Buccaneer]

I'll agree with you, Sachmo.

This is about the stupidest and shallowest thread in quite some time.
Just wait until the week of the Republican convention!

[PSUColonel]

I have to admit, there are some very scraggly looking folks at the Democratic Convention. Probably liberals. ;)

[Draft Dodger]

I have to admit, there are some very scraggly looking folks at the Democratic Convention. Probably liberals. ;)

joking aside, it's true. I just turned it on for a second when I went home to dinner, and I thought I'd tuned into an RV Convention. odd looking people, but, then again, it would take an odd person to attend one of these in person, right?

[PSUColonel]

joking aside, it's true. I just turned it on for a second when I went home to dinner, and I thought I'd tuned into an RV Convention. odd looking people, but, then again, it would take an odd person to attend one of these in person, right?

Actually I attended the GOP convention in 2000(Philadelphia) I must admit it was great fun. I had a friend working for the Bush campaign who got us to many GOP sponsored private parties afterward, and we did enjoy ourselves.
I think it is something everyone should try to experience once.

[Draft Dodger]

Actually I attended the GOP convention in 2000(Philadelphia) I must admit it was great fun. I had a friend working for the Bush campaign who got us to many GOP sponsored private parties afterward, and we did enjoy ourselves.
I think it is something everyone should try to experience once.

when I'm of an age where this sounds interesting (I'm thinking about 85), I'll definitely do that! :D

[korme]

fap fap fap fap fap fap

[Chief Rum]

Actually, I think there is a legit reasons for the delegates being less than appealing. We'll see it again at the Republican convention.

Basically, it takes years to get in so good with the state political parties that you get selected to be a delegate. And the combination of dedicated politcal activism and the knowledge and maturity to handle an important role in the local political beauracracies are not often found in the very young to begin with.

The result is, most delegates are older and consequently, fatter and less attractive. :)

CR

[sterlingice]

This is the really offensive thread that everyone's talking about in the other threads about things not being civil? I'll be voting for Kerry in November and I found this thread hillarious. It's not at all serious like most of the political threads and the serious posts are much more kind than any thread about *spin the big wheel of political topics*. Then again, maybe I'm just missing something. It happens a lot.

SI

[PSUColonel]

Actually, I think there is a legit reasons for the delegates being less than appealing. We'll see it again at the Republican convention.

Basically, it takes years to get in so good with the state political parties that you get selected to be a delegate. And the combination of dedicated politcal activism and the knowledge and maturity to handle an important role in the local political beauracracies are not often found in the very young to begin with.

The result is, most delegates are older and consequently, fatter and less attractive. :)

CR


yes, but the liberals appear to look very "alternative" and weird at times. Many of them seem to have an inherent distaste for simple grooming.(haircuts, showers, women shaving the pits etc...)

[Chief Rum]

yes, but the liberals appear to look very "alternative" and weird at times. Many of them seem to have an inherent distaste for simple grooming.(haircuts, showers, women shaving the pits etc...)

Well, that goes back to the sixties, I think. :)

And, sterlingice, I agree. I have no idea why anyone is getting in a huff about this thread.

CR

[Senator]

Actually, I think there is a legit reasons for the delegates being less than appealing. We'll see it again at the Republican convention.

Basically, it takes years to get in so good with the state political parties that you get selected to be a delegate. And the combination of dedicated politcal activism and the knowledge and maturity to handle an important role in the local political beauracracies are not often found in the very young to begin with.

The result is, most delegates are older and consequently, fatter and less attractive. :)

CR


Probably true for the most part, but I was the youngest delegate in the nation in 1992 at the RNC in Houston.

[Fritz]

At least they got variety unlike the Rep convention where everyone will look like they got their haircut at the same $5 barber.


This reminds me- today might be HAIRCUT DAY!

[Chief Rum]

Probably true for the most part, but I was the youngest delegate in the nation in 1992 at the RNC in Houston.

I rest my case. :D

CR

(sheesh, Sen, even old Dallas kicker Cunningham coulda kicked that one through the uprights!)

[Senator]

The result is, most delegates are older and consequently, fatter and less attractive.

But I was younger, thinner, and more attractive!

[Ben E Lou]

This is the really offensive thread that everyone's talking about in the other threads about things not being civil? I'll be voting for Kerry in November and I found this thread hillarious. It's not at all serious like most of the political threads and the serious posts are much more kind than any thread about *spin the big wheel of political topics*. Then again, maybe I'm just missing something. It happens a lot.

SINo kidding. A big "Lighten up, Francis!" to the person who felt the need to report this thread to me. :rolleyes:

[Subby]

Here's a thought...when your party's two hottest women are Anne "Yee-Hah!" Coulter and Mary "Pruned-Out" Matalin, it's time to stop throwing stones.

:D

[Ksyrup]

Anybody know which way Debra LaFave swings? Politically, that is.

[Tigercat]

Actually, I think there is a legit reasons for the delegates being less than appealing. We'll see it again at the Republican convention.

Basically, it takes years to get in so good with the state political parties that you get selected to be a delegate. And the combination of dedicated politcal activism and the knowledge and maturity to handle an important role in the local political beauracracies are not often found in the very young to begin with.

The result is, most delegates are older and consequently, fatter and less attractive. :)

CR

Not nessassarily true. It depends if the state you are in has a history of good turnouts at caucuses.

I got elected as a delegate to go to L.A. in 2000 at the age of 20. Couldn't afford enough money to go though. That might be another problem, affordability for the young delegate.

[Easy Mac]

Here's a thought...when your party's two hottest women are Anne "Yee-Hah!" Coulter and Mary "Pruned-Out" Matalin, it's time to stop throwing stones.

:D
Don't forget Greta Van Whateverherlastnameis. Its like if Hillary had plastic surgery.

[Ksyrup]

Don't forget Greta Van Whateverherlastnameis. Its like if Hillary had plastic surgery.
She's a conservative? Honestly, I didn't know she was identified with a particular party. Come to think of it, I've never even seen her show. I assumed it was a continuation of her OJ days.

[Cringer]

Ok, ok. Time to start over and rework the political parties.....

In the first pick of the political allocation draft, the democrats select............

Jessica Simpson!

[Blackadar]

Jessica Simpson? Blech!

Go with someone who puts out.

With the first pick, the Independents choose Traci Lords!

[Easy Mac]

This reminds me- today might be HAIRCUT DAY!
Thanks for reminding me. I have a $5 coupon, so it will be a $5 haircut.

[Bill Clinton]

Its like if Hillary had plastic surgery.pics pls thx

[Jesse_Ewiak]

Again...Natalie Portman. Scarlett Johansen. Liz Phair. Amber Tambylyn. Left team wins. :-)

[SFL Cat]

But you need those to counterbalance...Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno, and Theresa Kerry-Heinz

[sterlingice]

Probably true for the most part, but I was the youngest delegate in the nation in 1992 at the RNC in Houston.
My 8th grade class got to go visit that during the day (night tickets were another story but during the day, all kinds of schools got to go). Cool experience :D

SI

[cuervo72]

Again...Natalie Portman. Scarlett Johansen. Liz Phair. Amber Tambylyn. Left team wins. :-)

Dude...you have to consider that every woman in Hollywood (except for Bo Derek) is a Democrat.

[Franklinnoble]

Dude...you have to consider that every woman in Hollywood (except for Bo Derek) is a Democrat.
Check this site out:

hxxp://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/index.html

[duckman]

Check this site out:

hxxp://www.jerseygop.com/R_babes/index.html
Franklinnoble is God!

[Ksyrup]

Can we trade Shannen Doherty and Jessica Simpson for a Playmate to be named later?

[Senator]

My 8th grade class got to go visit that during the day (night tickets were another story but during the day, all kinds of schools got to go). Cool experience :D

SI

Hey, maybe I saw you. I probably thought, "Gee, eight years ago, that could be me."

[Jesse_Ewiak]

Dude...you have to consider that every woman in Hollywood (except for Bo Derek) is a Democrat.

Exactly. Pretty women go to Hollywood. Ugly women end up on FOX News. :-)

[cuervo72]

Or, pretty women are just easily brainwashed....

[sachmo71]

Or, pretty women are just easily brainwashed....

It's true. If it weren't, guys like me would never get married.