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Ksyrup
08-06-2004, 02:44 PM
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) -- Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.
A police spokesman said Friday a man had been detained after women sunning themselves in Rotterdam's parks and beaches claimed he had snuck up on them and begun to lick their toes.

"The officers had to let him go. Licking a stranger's toes is rather unusual but there is really nothing criminal about it," the spokesman said.

Dutch press reports said the man, who is about 35, had been licking the toes of strangers for about three years but was only recently caught by police.

Peter van Heemst, a Labor member of parliament, asked Christian Democrat Justice Minister Piet Hein Donner Friday to explain why Dutch laws forbid littering but not uninvited toe-licking. Van Heemst demanded an amendment prohibiting it.

"It is a violation of one's privacy and one's physical integrity," he told a local news agency. "The norm... is that no one should touch your body if you haven't asked them first."

A spokesman for Donner said the minister could not immediately comment.


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Uh, maybe that's why assault and battery is against the law? Do they not have those general laws in the Netherlands? Does everything that is prohibited have to be explicitly detailed in law? What about the next perv who enjoys uninvited elbow licking? I guess he'll get off. Twice.

MIJB#19
08-06-2004, 04:28 PM
That's what I thought too. How on earth can we have a law that allows sexual harassment because it's not defined as sexual harassment?

Glengoyne
08-06-2004, 05:22 PM
Pretty sure that is sexual assault in the US. Hmm actually Sexual battery.

I'd guess that the "sexual" part might be hard to stick, but I'm pretty sure that is at least battery.

Kodos
08-06-2004, 05:45 PM
I will stop sucking toes when they pry them out of my cold, dead mouth!

SlapBone
08-06-2004, 09:06 PM
Ok.. It's now official...FOFC will talk about anything.

Schmidty
08-06-2004, 10:03 PM
Does my Fruity Pebbles have a hair in it?

Discuss.

MIJB#19
08-07-2004, 04:14 AM
Ok.. It's now official...FOFC will talk about anything.Hey, show some respect for the #1 news item in the NLs of August 6th 2004.
Actually, the Dutch news rather talked about people grabbing others' buts without asking, but Reuters clearly found it more fun to keep that out of the story...

Ksyrup
08-07-2004, 06:00 AM
Is grabbing butts illegal, or is it OK because no law specifically says you can't do it?

Maple Leafs
08-07-2004, 12:41 PM
If we don't outlaw this now, the toerrorists will win.

korme
08-07-2004, 12:43 PM
Does my Fruity Pebbles have a hair in it?

Discuss.
Why was the pussy walking around your cereal?

MIJB#19
08-08-2004, 07:03 AM
Is grabbing butts illegal, or is it OK because no law specifically says you can't do it?It appears to have the same effect for Dutch laws as with toe-licking, or at least that was the news.

Edit: I know we are a liberal country, but sounds a little bit too liberal if you ask me (and probably the majority of the population).