Today is a turning point.

[Balldog]

So me and this chick have been "dating" for the last couple weeks, nothing serious, no committment or whatever. So I call her up today to see if she wants to go out tonight. Her response "I have a bunch of stuff I have to do, sorry!" So I go out to eat tonight by myself, who is there? Her, with some dude. I'm not pissed, but why fucking lie. Tell me the fucking truth.

From here on out I swear to treat chicks like the bitches that they are.

[Chubby]

So me and this chick have been "dating" for the last couple weeks, nothing serious, no committment or whatever. So I call her up today to see if she wants to go out tonight. Her response "I have a bunch of stuff I have to do, sorry!" So I go out to eat tonight by myself, who is there? Her, with some dude. I'm not pissed, but why fucking lie. Tell me the fucking truth.

From here on out I swear to treat chicks like the bitches that they are.
Chicks play games, that's their thing. It sucks, sorry.

[mauchow]

Fuckin bullshit!

That's bull shit.

Sorry to hear that, man. There's somethin better out there.

[Ragone]

Before you jump to conclusions.. that could have been anyone.. from say a friend.. to a brother.. and like you said no commitment.. or nothing serious so she's not obligiated to tell you where she is going and with who.. just like you could have went out with another woman

[sovereignstar]

Before you jump to conclusions.. that could have been anyone.. from say Joey from Friends.. to Fez.. and like you said no commitment.. or nothing serious so the bitch isn't obligiated to tell you where her skanky ass is going and with what cheese-dick.. just like you could have went out with another ho
Sounds 'bout right.

[sabotai]

Stop dating anything with two legs and a vagina and you might stop having these problems.

[Balldog]

lol....You are right Ragone but she could have also said hello. I'm just sick of bitches lying all the time.

[Ragone]

I hear you there balldog.. how old are the women you are dating on average? just outta curiousity

[Balldog]

Oh and another funny thing is last weekend, I went to the bar with my roommate, his girlfriend and her friend. This chick called me at 2:30am to see who the other girl was. WTF

[Balldog]

Seems to be consistently 23 or 24.

[Ragone]

there is your problem right there.. date women around late 20's.. they usually are more commitment oriented if thats what you are looking for

[Balldog]

Not necessarily a commitment, just honesty. I could care less if she went out with this dude, just don't tell me you have to much stuff to do.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

So did you call her at 2:30am to find out who the guy was? Did you confront her at all while you were out? Nothing stings worse than when a girl gets caught doing something like that, and the guy that catches her shows absolutely no emotion.

[Joe]

maybe he was what she had to do

[Balldog]

It just happened tonight so its not 2:30 yet. I sent her a text message that said "Ouch. You could have just said you already had plans. ;)" She just replied "sorry good friend :)" Hmmm....I'm calling bullshit!

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Want me to kick her ass for you? :p

[Balldog]

Oh and I didn't confront her, I just played it cool like I could care less.

[markprior22]

:-) Go, Farrah, go!!!!

[bbor]

Want me to kick her ass for you? :p

Hmm....Are you available? :D

[sovereignstar]

*meow* Catfight!!!

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Being the capitalist pig that I am, I saw an opportunity here. We could make this a Pay-Per-View event, and Balldog and I could split the profits.

[Buzzbee]

Want me to kick her ass for you? :p

Only if mud, nakedness, and slim hotties are involved. You ARE a slim hottie, right Farrah?

I mean, with a name like Farrah, it HAS to be good. :p

[sovereignstar]

I give you Balldog's date.

http://www.billdobbins.com/PUBLIC/art/freecoolart/nat-policky/heather1.jpg

[Balldog]

What the hell, we just experienced an interesting series of text messages.

ME - I don't really care. Honesty is huge with me though, you could have just said you had plans.

HER - Alright, I thought I was clear about not wanting anything serious.

ME - What? I'm not asking for anything serious. I'm not looking for anything serious either.

HER - Okay.

Now I'm tempted to call her and smooth this over but then again I'm tempted to just say fuck it, yeah she is pretty hot but she is probably #3 on my list. Oh and she never said anything about not wanting anything serious, I don't either right now but had I known this I would have been taking her to Taco Bell, McDonalds, and Burger King instead of fancy $50 meal bullshit.

[Dawgfan1980]

No chick can resist Taco Bell. ;-) A life lesson learned by Balldog today.

[Balldog]

No chick can resist Taco Bell. ;-) A life lesson learned by Balldog today.

Oh last Sunday when we went out to eat she pissed me off so bad I about called it a night. We were finishing up our supper and the waittress handed her the bill. She proceeded to hand me the bill, I was like what the fuck is this. I don't really care about paying but at least put it in the middle of the table and give me the opportunity to pick it up. Of course I bit my tongue, then we went to movies and she said two for "The Village" and waited for me to pay. I should have went to the restroom and snuck out the back. Then again I see her around town all the time so that probably would have been bad. Maybe the new me would though.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

If this guy was just a "good friend", why did she make a point to be clear about not wanting anything serious? I had a "good friend" once, and if I told you what happened with this "good friend" it would just depress you. Have you ever heard of friends with benefits?

And then to give you the dinner bill? Not even the attempt to pay? What a little twit.

I think she's taking advantage of you Balldog. You seem like a nice guy, and really don't deserve to be treated like this.

[Balldog]

If this guy was just a "good friend", why did she make a point to be clear about not wanting anything serious? I had a "good friend" once, and if I told you what happened with this "good friend" it would just depress you. Have you ever heard of friends with benefits?

Yep, and if he was just a good friend why didn't she at least say hi.

[Joe]

I'd still hit it

[jamesUMD]

Never let em see you sweat. Desperate guys don't get far. Be cool, do your thing, and remain vague about your business. If you want her to hear about things, do it through friends of friends. Girls want what is unobtainable, IMO. Just my 2 cents!

[JonInMiddleGA]

Have you ever heard of friends with benefits?


Y'know, I considered mentioning the same thing ... but my phrasing would have been cruder :D

[SirFozzie]

you mean fuck buddies?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

you mean fuck buddies?

I was going for the sublte approach. ;)

[Suicane75]

BD, has it ever occured to you that you have horrible taste in women?

[SirFozzie]

Sorry, Farrah. I don't do subtle :D

[McSweeny]

BD, has it ever occured to you that you have horrible taste in women?

he very well might, but it's very entertaining

[Chief Rum]

Balldog, this chick doesn't sound worth it at all, and she also seems like the type who will try and twist stuff around on you if you try and press it (like that "serious" thing and being dishonest about her plans).

I really wouldn't even bother with her anymore. Curious what her explanation of the 2:30 a.m. thing was, given you guys decided this wasn't "serious." Sounds like it's okay when she does her thing, but you can't do yours, and that's BS. Dump the ho...or whatever you call it when you just stop going out, but you're not "serious." ;)

CR

[Dawgfan1980]

Does it seem like to anyone else, Balldog is either A) Trying to find a way for us to justify the things she has done to him so he can stay with her B) Try to find a way to justify his thinking on how great she is, and not that she has been a Succubus from the total beginning? Lust is blind, me friend, Dump that bitch, and run

[stevew]

Did you at least get some? You need to find needy chicks that you can treat like shit.

[Dawgfan1980]

Did you at least get some? You need to find needy chicks that you can treat like shit.

{Just a thought, not my opinion per se}

So I saw this chick at the bar yesterday with a black eye. And all I could thing was, Oh great, another chick who won't listen

{Ending random possesion of my brain by others}

[Suicane75]

BD, has it ever occured to you that you have horrible tastin women?

[stevew]

dola,

I was talking to a friend the other day about the Movie "In the Company of Men."

Balldog should find a chick thats a bit off.....Maybe a bit tall, or deaf, or something,, and treat her like a goddess. Buy her a bunch of shit, take her to fancy places, and then dump her ass.

[Suicane75]

Ive always fancied that a sexualy deviant blind girl would be the answer to all my prayers.

[duckman]

Sounds like she is still into those bullshit high school games. Most women in her age bracket still have this warp misconception about a relationship (serious or not). Thanks to daddy and/or mommy, they think that they can have a whole set of rules for them and another for their partners/friends/relatives. When given the opportunity, these women will attempt to spin any situation into their favor whether it is your fault or not.

Don't get me wrong. I know that there are plenty of good women out there, but it's finding them that is the bitch.

[korme]

ok, so if a girl is gone on vacation until tuesday, do you call and see how she's doing? or not call? cause i know some dudes are going to be calling, and she would like that. ugh

[ISiddiqui]

I think she's taking advantage of you Balldog. You seem like a nice guy, and really don't deserve to be treated like this.

Ditto. Man, just leave as quick as possible. She wants you to pay for dinner and movies and stuff and use you for your wallet, but won't even be honest with you about her other plans (if it was just dinner with a 'good friend', what would be the big deal about telling you that?). That is not something you want to stick around for. Don't spend your cash on her anymore.

[JHandley]

Just out of curiosity, if she had called and wanted to go out, but you had something else lined up, would you have said "Naw, I got plans with this other chick I've been banging"?

Seriously, even with an understanding of no commitment, how do you tell someone that?

[MizzouRah]

Balldog,

Much love for you man... I can picture a movie about your dating stories. Oh how I remember those days of dating. :)

Todd

[korme]

i hate girlies!

[sterlingice]

BD, I'm no guru on the opposite sex and far from it. But from what I've seen, guys tend to paint people they like in a favorable light and you've done nothing to indicate she's worth your time (I'd say "and money" but clearly she's already gotten that). ISiddiqui, duckman, and Dawgfan1980 all seem to have the situation read pretty clearly and that's just in the last 15 posts. Hell, Chief Rum got to his point of "dump the ho" in only two short paragraphs- that should tell you all you need to know that she's bad news.

SI

[nfg22]

I just dont understand why you drop 50 bucks on a girl when there is no commitment or prom.

[stevew]

I just dont understand why you drop 50 bucks on a girl when there is no commitment or prom.

this reason (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pussy&r=f)

[korme]

thanks steve, i finally used urban for a semi-serious learning tool and found out where 'jump the shark' has come from.

[nfg22]

yeah and umm...50 bucks gets ya that huh? Sorry just never got that whole thing. I am guess it just isnt the same to me if I am not rellay into the girl.

[oykib]

Fuck her, man!... Both figuratively and literally.

Seriously, when a chick pulls that handing you the check business, she's just put herself on your your fuck her and forget her list. This is coming from a guy who always pays when he goes out with anyone. But her just handing you the check is saying that you have to pay for her deigning to slum it with you-- Fuck that!

I swear your threads remind me of myself in my, to put it bluntly, clueless days. An asshole like that is nothing to be conflicted about.

[stevew]

thanks steve, i finally used urban for a semi-serious learning tool and found out where 'jump the shark' has come from.

Dude, you never watched much Happy Days? So sad.

[korme]

i was like, 0 years old man

[korme]

how are the womens up in japan treating you oykib? i want to go there and bang as many asian chicks as possible.

[stevew]

i was like, 0 years old man

Im talking reruns dude. Nick at Night. Happy Days is one of the best shows ever. Potsy, Richy, Ralph and the Fonz transcend generations with their cool-ness.

[korme]

dude, nothing that old is cool (well maybe senator)

[stevew]

I weep for your generation, it is sad, cause you arent but 10 years younger than me.

[bigbadraidersfan]

In a situation like this, you kick the guy's ass, right in front of her. Than you find out it's her brother, who she hasn't seen in years. That would be funny.

[Balldog]

Just out of curiosity, if she had called and wanted to go out, but you had something else lined up, would you have said "Naw, I got plans with this other chick I've been banging"?

Seriously, even with an understanding of no commitment, how do you tell someone that?

She could have said she just had other plans, or hell if this guy is just a friend why didn't she just say she already had plans with a friend? Don't lie to me, I'm a big boy. Like I said I don't care that she was out with some other dude but don't tell me you have to much stuff to do to go out then go out. Screw her, I'm out. Number erased.

[Samdari]

Before you jump to conclusions.. that could have been anyone.. from say a friend.. to a brother.. and like you said no commitment.. or nothing serious so she's not obligiated to tell you where she is going and with who.. just like you could have went out with another woman

You are right about that, but that does not excuse the lying. She is not obligated to tell him where she is going and with who, but she could have done this without lying. "I have other plans"

[duckman]

Should have went over there and dropped a condom on the table. While walking away, say something like "Wrap it up if you know what's good for you".

[Fonzie]

Im talking reruns dude. Nick at Night. Happy Days is one of the best shows ever. Potsy, Richy, Ralph and the Fonz transcend generations with their cool-ness.

Damn straight.

[Fonzie]

Dola-

dude, nothing that old is cool (well maybe senator)

And as for you Shorty - in my office!

:p

[rufusjonz]

She could have said she just had other plans, or hell if this guy is just a friend why didn't she just say she already had plans with a friend? Don't lie to me, I'm a big boy. Like I said I don't care that she was out with some other dude but don't tell me you have to much stuff to do to go out then go out. Screw her, I'm out. Number erased.

Dam lying bitch. I tried to date this smoking chick about a year ago, and she canceled on me like 2-3 times at the last minute saying she had to go visit her parents in the country and crap like that...must have got a better offer --like howard says, fidelity or whatever is all about the options you have...these good looking girls get hit on so much ...

[Draft Dodger]

I don't think Balldog is getting enough credit here - he's playing it cool. didn't freak out, didn't leave a ton Swingers'-Style messages on her machine. he knows what she's all about, and is going to make a decision based on that.

most of you giving him the advice wouldn't be half as levelheaded over this.

[Fritz]

is it too late to suggest that he go jerk off in her gas tank?

[Fidatelo]

is it too late to suggest that he go jerk off in her gas tank?
It's never too late for that.

[Franklinnoble]

The Ladies' Man recommends you try doing it in the butt.

[Draft Dodger]

The Ladies' Man recommends you try doing it in the butt.

never too late for that either

[korme]

Should have went over there and dropped a condom on the table. While walking away, say something like "Wrap it up if you know what's good for you".
that'd be awesome.

and oh i've been there with the 'i'll delete her number' routine. didn't work for me. i just had the number memorized anyways so i'd end up calling or she'd call and i'd know who it was. best solution is to delete it, but get out and do something that night, hit up a club or a bar, go out with friends, try to meet new women. if you just sit around and think about her, that's the worst.

[korme]

I don't think Balldog is getting enough credit here - he's playing it cool. didn't freak out, didn't leave a ton Swingers'-Style messages on her machine. he knows what she's all about, and is going to make a decision based on that.

most of you giving him the advice wouldn't be half as levelheaded over this.
Well to Mikey's credit, he was coming out a long relationship.. it just couldn't work out. It's not her, it's him.. ;)

[Fritz]

best solution is to delete it, but get out and do something that night, hit up a club or a bar, go out with friends, try to meet new women. if you just sit around and think about her, that's the worst.

DON"T take a taxidermy class.

[Bonegavel]

She did say she "had a bunch of stuff to do"

maybe he was 1 of many stuffs.

[edit]
to fix my quote

[sterlingice]

She did say she "had a bunch of stuff to do"

maybe he was 1 of many stuffs.
Master wordsmith Oscar Wilde would have been proud of that. Or was the word I was looking for "ashamed". Either way, that's some pretty good funny.

SI

[Balldog]

and oh i've been there with the 'i'll delete her number' routine. didn't work for me. i just had the number memorized anyways so i'd end up calling or she'd call and i'd know who it was. best solution is to delete it, but get out and do something that night, hit up a club or a bar, go out with friends, try to meet new women. if you just sit around and think about her, that's the worst.

Its not like I was in love her or some shit. I could care less, after the last date I was ready to delete the number but I figured what the hell might as well give her one more chance.

Don't worry I got some digits from a few other girls this weekend.

[duckman]

Its not like I was in love her or some shit. I could care less, after the last date I was ready to delete the number but I figured what the hell might as well give her one more chance.

Don't worry I got some digits from a few other girls this weekend.
Good for you! I definitely wouldn't waste anymore time with her. :)

[Balldog]

lol - figure I owe you guys an update.

Tuesday my roommate's girlfriend and her friends called me up to the resturaunt where this chick works to go out to eat. Well guess who was our waitress, dumb ho acted like she didn't know who I was.

Last night as I was driving across town I looked over in the other lane and this same ho was checking me out, as soon as she seen me looking she looked the other way.

I seen this dumb ho tonight at the bar all over the same "friend" she was with a couple weeks ago.

lol this is great. beer is great.

[korme]

I LIKE BUD LOIGYT

[Suicane75]

lol - figure I owe you guys an update.

Tuesday my roommate's girlfriend and her friends called me up to the resturaunt where this chick works to go out to eat. Well guess who was our waitress, dumb ho acted like she didn't know who I was.

Last night as I was driving across town I looked over in the other lane and this same ho was checking me out, as soon as she seen me looking she looked the other way.

I seen this dumb ho tonight at the bar all over the same "friend" she was with a couple weeks ago.

lol this is great. beer is great.


You dar dunk dude.

[Karim]

Hell, Chief Rum got to his point of "dump the ho" in only two short paragraphs- that should tell you all you need to know that she's bad news.
LMAO!

[CamEdwards]

seriously dawgfan... she's not worth it.

I do like the idea of seeing Farrah kick her ass, however.

[Balldog]

I know she is not, I just thought it was funny. :)

[Noop]

You should get her drunk to the point she passes out and jack off on her face... so she will wake up with a sticky mouth. Or you could just ignore her completely like she doesn't exist because chicks like that sort of stuff or so I hear.

[Flasch186]

Is this the fastest a thread ever went from "this chick is cool" to "the dumb ho" in a thread? What is that record? And I wish i couldve seen what she did in your food that night....That is the stuff you really need to know.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I do like the idea of seeing Farrah kick her ass, however.

That offer is still open Balldog. ;)