Things we know for sure

[Fritz]

<s>SkyDog has not released a new CD in a while, and I reckon it is because he told us all he knew for sure. We, his internet friends, can help.

In this thread we will lists things we know for sure - when SkyDog reads the thread he will then know more things for sure and get a new CD out. These can be facts, or solid words of wisdom.

Some simple rules (much like the rules for an Evil Plan, with the evil or plan):

1.) Only one thing you know for sure per post
2.) No dola posting. please wait for someone else to post first. We all know you know a lot of things, no need to be showy.
3.) No commenting on or replying to something someone else has posted, unless you think the thing they know for sure is wrong. If you think something is a good conversation point, start a new thread.
4.) No mentioning a FOFC member (past or present) in an unkind way
5.) Only post things you know for sure. Don't post things that you are mostly sure of. We are looking for certainty.
6.) No projecting the future.
7.) avoid hot button topics like religion, politics, iraq, etc. Pay extra attention to this one you chimps.

Violations of these simple rules will mark you as first class moron at best. Since I can't remove individual posts, I may delete the entire thread if these rules are violated.

I also suggest that you don't get too wordy (QUIKSAND!!!!) since we know SkyDog was raised on MTV and Jolt.

I will let someone else lead off.</s>

post what you like, you are all morons anyhow

[Danny]

I know for sure there will be a post in this thread after mine,

[Fritz]

first post violates rule 6.

first class moron

[Balldog]

I know for sure that I have no idea what this thread is about,

[Danny]

I know for sure I wasn't the only one to not read all of the rules.

[SirFozzie]

A Thing I know For Sure: Any explanation that you give your significant other in a relationship will go horribly wrong, and she will take it the wrong way. This includes no explanation at all.

[MIJB#19]

I know for sure that Fritz violated rule number 3.

[stevew]

I know for sure that the ladies man recommends doing it in the Butt.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I know for sure that patriotic panties look good on everyone.

[vtbub]

I know for sure that my trout feels up colassil squid.

[JonInMiddleGA]

I know for sure that Farrah saying the word "panties" just made one or more FOFC'ers flinch.

[nfg22]

I know for sure that when you are angry you shouldnt have a knife in your hand.

[Fritz]

i know for sure that having an erection for 4 hours does require immediate medical attention.

[JeeberD]

I know for sure that my girlfriend brought way too much shit when she moved into my apartment.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I know for sure that I should be working and not reading FOFC threads.

[Balldog]

I know for sure if I had an erection for 4 hours the last place I would go is for medical attention.

[VPI97]

I know for sure that saran wrap and a rubber band does not provide adequate protection against pregnancy.

[Buddy Grant]

I know for sure that .400 Software Studio's are finished as a viable business enterprise.

[k0ruptr]

I know for sure that MLB.com's MLB.tv r0x my s0x...

[VPI97]

I know for sure that the girlies are on standby, waving just to say 'Hi'...

Did I stop? No, I just drove by.

[Raven Hawk]

Eggs do not work well as baseballs.

[The Un-Ghosted Chubby]

i know for sure that my Hattrick match tonight won't go to PKs.

[hhiipp]

I know for sure that Lytic has not won a game in Hattrick yet this season.

[Draft Dodger]

I know for sure I'm not wearing pants

[Franklinnoble]

I know for sure that $1,500 can be spent in better ways than bat removal.

[CamEdwards]

I know for sure that at least 90% of FOFC would like Farrah to back up her statement with pics. Pics that don't feature Arlie wearing star spangled speedos.

[Buzzbee]

I know for sure that if she swallows, you should marry her.

[Dutch]

I know for sure that 90% of the FOFC doesn't want a triple dog dare back at Cam Edwards...

[Buzzbee]

I know for sure that if you marry her, she won't swallow anymore.

[VPI97]

I know for sure that they really mean it when they say they'll use it against you in a court of law.

[Coffee Warlord]

I know for sure that I want more pics, plz.

[JeeberD]

I know for sure that dollar store salsa will make your tummy not feel very good...

[Senator]

I know for sure that a human head will fit inside a standard refrigerator freezer.

[primelord]

I know for sure that I am the wind beneath SkyDog's wings.

[VPI97]

I know for sure that your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll.

[Sporkimata]

I know for sure Dean Houston is an American hero.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I know for sure that Coffee Warlord is having a bad day at work.

[nfg22]

I know for sure that I havent started work yet.

[Coffee Warlord]

I know for sure that crossing the streams is bad.

[Sporkimata]

I know for sure to not take the little green pills.

[Fritz]

why do I even bother?

[VPI97]

why do I even bother?Don't know that.

[korme]

http://www.home.no/nekholm/pics/funny/4.jpg

[Sporkimata]

ummm....sorry.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

I know for sure I was having fun and now I am totally confused and sad.

[Fritz]

I know for sure I was having fun and now I am totally confused and sad.

you still have the prettiest (sad) eyes.

[SirFozzie]

I know for sure that Fritz was bad/wrong in ever expecting FOFCers to follow rules without a True Dark Jedi ready to lower the banhammer on offenders... :D

[DanGarion]

I know that Cookie Crisp is a part of a nutritious breakfast.

[Buzzbee]

I know for sure that Fritz of all people shouldn't expect a thread with serious replies.

[Raven Hawk]

I know for sure that Billy Joel loves you just the way you are.

[bbor]

I know for sure my wife shaves the box and swallows the load.....but for who i don't know

[duckman]

I know for sure that my ex-wife is a bitch.

[sabotai]

I know for sure that duckman's ex-wife ia a bitch.

[VPI97]

I know for sure that I like big butts and I cannot lie.

[tucker342]

I know for sure that it's important to fight for ones right to party.

[RendeR]

I know for sure that none of you know jack.

[TLK]

I know that Jeff Garcia says his prayers and thanks God, every night before he goes to bed.....

[SlapBone]

I know for sure that LSD and strip clubs do not mix.

[stevew]

I know for certain that Yavin 5 is the location of the secret rebel base.

[Noop]

I know for sure I been wanting to use this penis pump joke for awhile.

[bbor]

I know for sure that at 1 AM this board slows to a freakin crawl.

[Danny]

I know for sure that public pools are 5% human urine.

[sabotai]

I know for sure that EagleEye likes to taste test the water in public pools.

[Brillig]

I know for sure that Skydog is the One True Dark Jedi(tm)

[duckman]

I know for sure that cthomer doesn't like Syracuse.

[Schmidty]

I know for sure that Freddy Mercury died from doing in the butt with Franklinnoble.