Famous person you'de love to punch in the face

[Lathum]

Who would you love to just crush. FOr some strange reason I thought of this while litening to a Hootie and the Blowfish song and remembered how much the stupid drummer annoyed me. So who would you take out?

[stevew]

Hrm....this is a toughy.

Moby.

[Swaggs]

This reminds me of the SNL skit w/ Emilio Estevez where he and a panel of steroid using body builders discuss which celebrities need a beating.

[JeeberD]

TO

Non-sports I would have to go with...Anna Nicole Smith (maybe not a punch in the face, but more of a general throttling. I can't punch a woman in the face...)

[cthomer5000]

Billy Joel.

[vtbub]

Ben Affleck

[JeeberD]

Billy Joel.

*shakes head*

I just don't understand you people...

[NoMyths]

Bob Costas.

[Neuqua]

Marmel.

[FBPro]

Just one......?

[MJ4H]

Jaleel White

[stevew]

Didnt the Hootie drummer have an annoying ass name too. It escapes me right now, but I agree he was an annoying fuck.

[stevew]

I always wanted to punch GE Smith in the face when he did his guitar pose during SNL. Along the same lines, Kevin Eubanks needs a shot to the adams apple too.

[Schmidty]

Princess Diana.

[Schmidty]

Dola.

Landmines RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crapshoot]

I would have thought Michael Moore would be a runaway winner around here...

[Kodos]

Jimmy Johnson.

[jaygr]

Without a question: Tom Brady

[Radii]

Without a question: Tom Brady

Good call, but I think I'd have to say Bobby Knight myself.

[Vegas Vic]

Sean Hannity.

[Sun Tzu]

Johnny Depp.

[TargetPractice6]

William Hung.

[Sharpieman]

Keenu Reeves...I want my 15.00 bucks back for the last 2 Matrix movies damnit.

[stevew]

Star Jones

[Vince]

Bob Barker.

[TargetPractice6]

Bob Barker.It's been done.

[pjstp20]

Without a question: Tom Brady
Lol, good call

[Ragone]

Ooh..

Bill Walton

[Suicane75]

Dola.

Landmines RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Didnt you just post in another thread about how not cool it is to make fun of a person dyeing?

[Joe]

Michael Moore

[Easy Mac]

Gandhi

[DolphinFan1]

Right now being a Dolphins' Fan and all I would have to say:

RICKY WILLIAMS

[Super Ugly]

Jack Osborne.

[QuikSand]

Billy Joel.

Next in line.

Though actually, Nicolas Cage was first on my list.

[CraigSca]

Bill Maher

[Ragone]

I think i'd start with Dave Wannstedt if i was a dolphin fan :)

[EagleFan]

I would say Michael Moore but that would be attention given to him so he would probably like it.

On that note I would have to say.........

Larry Bowa

[JonInMiddleGA]

My list would overload the server.

[Bearcat729]

Art Modell

[VPI97]

Anyone on a reality show

[GrantDawg]

Eminem.

[Draft Dodger]

-Bill O'Reilly
-that Simon dipshit from American Idol
-Puff Daddy
-Saddam Hussein
-this bus driver (http://www.nbcsandiego.com/education/3652712/detail.html)
-Roger Clemens
-Fritz
-Ken Jennings
-Ken Lay
-Martha Stewart
-OJ Motherfucking Simpson
-Scott Peterson
-Michael Moore
-the whiny customer I need to call back now
-Coffee Warlord's boss(es)

oh my, how could I forget:
-Sean Salisbury
-Phil Simms
-Oobi

I reserve the right to add to this list

[stevew]

Mark Geragos
Nancy Grace

[stevew]

Oh, yeah, Tim McCarver. Dude, shut the fuck up and let me watch the goshdarn game.

[stevew]

How the hell hasnt anyone mentioned Wacko Jacko yet?

[OldSchool]

Dr Laura

[Maple Leafs]

Kerry Fraser

[digamma]

Didnt you just post in another thread about how not cool it is to make fun of a person dyeing?
Depends on what color.

[digamma]

Dola.

My number one would be Maurice Clarett.

[duckman]

Paris Hilton

[hukarez]

Martin Sheen

[Pumpy Tudors]

Justin St. Pierre

Edit: Actually, I guess he's not really famous, but he was a referee in the ECHL, and he regularly screwed the New Orleans Brass with his awful calls. Evidently, he's in the NHL now, as I saw his name in NHL Eastside Hockey Manager and instantly started screaming to my wife about how "Monkey Boy" (that's what we Brass fans called him) was in my new game. :(

[Fonzie]

Don Denkinger. :mad:

[Noop]

Paris Hilton
I would rather cum in her face.

Bill O'Reily and narrow minded americans

[Raiders Army]

Anyone who posts on this thread...wait, none of you are famous.

I'd go for Oprah, Rikki Lake, Star Jones, or any other fat female daytime talk show host.

[GoldenEagle]

Dean Houston

[Buccaneer]

Too many to list. Probably start with Randy Moss, then go to Allen Iverson and then Michael Jackson.

[TLK]

Tony George

[MrBug708]

Pete Carroll
Steve Lavin
Alec Baldwin for still living in the country

[CraigSca]

As part of the Alec Baldwin thing...

any entertainer who feels compelled to tell me who will get their vote for President. Act, sing, dance, etc., and SHUT UP.

[Comey]

I don't condone hitting women, but definitely Kathy Griffin.

[Calis]

So tough to narrow it down...Rosie O'Donnell would definitely be near the top of my list.

Stephen A. Smith would also vie for the top spot.

[duckman]

I would rather cum in her face.

Bill O'Reily and narrow minded americans
I can't stand that stupid ass smirk of hers. Besides, she's just trailer park trash with a trust fund.

[PSUColonel]

Sean Hannity.

The other guy.

[PSUColonel]

So tough to narrow it down...Rosie O'Donnell would definitely be near the top of my list.

Stephen A. Smith would also vie for the top spot.



"Blaming guns for crime is no different than blaming the spoon for Rosie O'Donnell"

- Chuck Heston

[PSUColonel]

In all seriousness my vote goes to Bill Mahr. Although he already looks as if he's walked into a couple of walls in his day, so punching him in the face shouldn't do too much damage that's already there.

[Airhog]

replace punch with colossal trout, and replace celebrity with Frit'z rectum and we are all set!

[Vegas Vic]

Paris Hilton

Everytime there's an awards show, I always see her in attendance, and I don't really understand why? Unless the awards are for amateur porn, what is the germaneness of her attendance?

[sabotai]

Paris Hilton

I'd punch her, then cum in her face. And then punch her in the face again.

What's that? It's been done already?

[Chief Rum]

I'd knock her out with a cumshot (I'm rather virile ;) ).

Seriously, though, I would punch Georgia Frontiere...twice.

CR

[tucker rocky]

Larry Bowa for throwing the Phillies season in the dumper as of now. :mad:
They'll need a miracle to make the playoffs, season is done.

I'll root for the Cubs now, can't stand the Braves or Marlins,
'course the Phillies can't beat the Braves or Marlins, I also would like to punch the whole team for that. :mad:

[tucker rocky]

Too many to list. Probably start with Randy Moss, then go to Allen Iverson and then Michael Jackson.

Michael has no face, nothing TO hit. :D

[Buccaneer]

Michael has no face, nothing TO hit. :D
You're right. I imagine it would be like punching a mannequin.

[tucker rocky]

You're right. I imagine it would be like punching a mannequin.

Might be like trying to do the hokey-pokey

[stevew]

man, jacko might have metal rods in his face to reinforce it. therefore punching him could significantly hurt your hand.

[tucker rocky]

dola,

left fist here, right fist there,

in that hokey-pokey tune.

[sabotai]

John Edward

(Not to be confused with John Edwards)

[rkmsuf]

Max Kellerman

[Ksyrup]

I don't condone hitting women, but definitely Kathy Griffin.
Best nominee yet. Fran Drescher is a close second, but at least she's got a decent body.

[Ksyrup]

-OobiBe careful with Oobi - he can hit back.

[sachmo71]

Kathy Bates.

[sachmo71]

Oprah.

[sachmo71]

The entire cast of Entourage

[tategter]

Justin St. Pierre

Edit: Actually, I guess he's not really famous, but he was a referee in the ECHL, and he regularly screwed the New Orleans Brass with his awful calls. Evidently, he's in the NHL now, as I saw his name in NHL Eastside Hockey Manager and instantly started screaming to my wife about how "Monkey Boy" (that's what we Brass fans called him) was in my new game. :(

St. Pierre made the NHL? WTF???? He is/was the worst ref in the ECHL. The only ref I have ever witnessed getting boo'ed as he was introduced. I can attest that there are a lot of Ice Pilot fans that would have taken a shot at him if the glass wasn't in the way.

As for who I would hit, either Micheal the Hut or either of the wonder twins would work. :D

http://img6.exs.cx/img6/3405/ambgaycandidates.jpg

[Glengoyne]

-this bus driver (http://www.nbcsandiego.com/education/3652712/detail.html)
I'll stand in this line as well.

For my own list. I'd start with Gil Garcetti, and everyone he made responsible for O.J.'s prosecution.

I am wondering if I could pay someone else to do the actual punching. I don't want to get my ass kicked. Edit to note that I would actually be more worried about Marcia Clark, than that Darden idiot.

[WSUCougar]

The guy who does the voice-overs for Lexus commercials.

[Pyser]

snoop.

[Ksyrup]

The guy who does the voice-overs for Lexus commercials.
How about the guy who does the voice-overs on all of Fox's reality TV shows? I hate that guy.

[pennywisesb]

Ooh..

Bill Walton
Good call. First, I'd have to say George Steinbrenner (sp?), then Barry Bonds, then Brian Cashman.

[pennywisesb]

http://img6.exs.cx/img6/3405/ambgaycandidates.jpg
That is a very funny pic :D

[Raven Hawk]

Interesting. People would rather punch a celebrity who annoys them, rather than a murderer of civilians.

My Vote:

Osama bin Laden

followed closely by the FOX executives who decided to cancel The Family Guy. :P

[Draft Dodger]

Max Kellerman

thanks, that reminds me.

Jay Mariotti.

[davidlando1]

Brian Baldinger, Tim McCarver & the annoying infomercial guys...especially the guy who has the book where you can find money, he shouts wayyyyy to much.

[Nwobhm]

Fred Durst

[Tom E]

Christopher Reaves

Gloria Albright

Diane Feinstein

[pennywisesb]

Diane Feinstein

Good one! only us Californians would know how annoying she is though :D

[Emmett13]

Right now being a Dolphins' Fan and all I would have to say:

RICKY WILLIAMS



You're a Dolphin Fan?!?!?!?!?! Who'd a thunk it?
;)

[pennywisesb]

Here's another one taking into consideration today's events:
Neon Deion Sanders. :mad:

[Ksyrup]

Interesting. People would rather punch a celebrity who annoys them, rather than a murderer of civilians.

My Vote:

Osama bin Laden
That's because people like Osama deserve far worse than a punch. A punch to the face is about right for someone who is annoying, though.

[Draft Dodger]

Christopher Reaves


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Ksyrup]

I haven't liked Christopher Reeve since he pulled that "I used to be Superman and now I'm paralyzed - please feel bad for me and vote Democrat" crap at the Democratic National Convention in '96, I think it was.

I'm not sure if that's where Tom E is coming from, but I haven't looked at him the same since.

[Dawgfan1980]

Jim Walden (Color Commentator for WSU)

I swear, any guy who uses "us" and "our" in descriptions of a team he is calling a game for, should be punched.

[Ksyrup]

I swear, any guy who uses "us" and "our" in descriptions of a team he is calling a game for, should be punched.
I have no problem with that. Especially at the college level, that's pretty much expected. That's why teams have their own announcers.

Now, an unaffiliated broadcast crew from a network or cable company...that's a different issue.

[Dawgfan1980]

I have no problem with that. Especially at the college level, that's pretty much expected. That's why teams have their own announcers.

Now, an unaffiliated broadcast crew from a network or cable company...that's a different issue.

I disagree, because, even if they are affiliated, their should be a level of decorum paid and to bring me the game as unbiased as possible. Living up here, we get Dave Nuthouse and Ron Fairly (obvious) calling Mariner games. Now, I will say they have gotten better, but during the time from 95-2002, if the other team hit a homer, you couldn't tell by their voice, but anytime a Mariner hit a ball in the air, you would hear one of them talking about how the ball was "swung on and belted deep to..." even if it is a can of corn.

But, I still want to punch Jim Walden, but not Bob Robertson. He is okay. Anyone who cusses on the air during a game (WSU vs U of Tenn) is decent in my book.

[Draft Dodger]

I haven't liked Christopher Reeve since he pulled that "I used to be Superman and now I'm paralyzed - please feel bad for me and vote Democrat" crap at the Democratic National Convention in '96, I think it was.

I'm not sure if that's where Tom E is coming from, but I haven't looked at him the same since.

oh, well that would explain it. I'm usually too busy doing things like having sex to watch political conventions.

[GrantDawg]

Jim Walden (Color Commentator for WSU)

I swear, any guy who uses "us" and "our" in descriptions of a team he is calling a game for, should be punched.

<!--StartFragment -->I think your wrong. As Ksyrup said, they are employees of the athletic department and are known as the "voice" of the college. They are a part of the program and "we" is appropraite.


I disagree, because, even if they are affiliated, their should be a level of decorum paid and to bring me the game as unbiased as possible. Living up here, we get Dave Nuthouse and Ron Fairly (obvious) calling Mariner games. Now, I will say they have gotten better, but during the time from 95-2002, if the other team hit a homer, you couldn't tell by their voice, but anytime a Mariner hit a ball in the air, you would hear one of them talking about how the ball was "swung on and belted deep to..." even if it is a can of corn.

But, I still want to punch Jim Walden, but not Bob Robertson. He is okay. Anyone who cusses on the air during a game (WSU vs U of Tenn) is decent in my book.
I disagree with your disagreement. Again, your talking about guys paid by the team. It would be one thing if they "lied" ("Barry Bonds is really not that good a hitter. Mariners pitching will have no problem with him."), but getting a little excited if the team they watch play 162 games a year, travel with, and talk to daily does well? That should be expected.

[cuervo72]

Next in line.

Though actually, Nicolas Cage was first on my list.

Let it go man. Just let it go.

[Ksyrup]

I disagree, because, even if they are affiliated, their should be a level of decorum paid and to bring me the game as unbiased as possible. Living up here, we get Dave Nuthouse and Ron Fairly (obvious) calling Mariner games. Now, I will say they have gotten better, but during the time from 95-2002, if the other team hit a homer, you couldn't tell by their voice, but anytime a Mariner hit a ball in the air, you would hear one of them talking about how the ball was "swung on and belted deep to..." even if it is a can of corn.
I don't think they're being paid to bring you the game "as unabiased as possible." They are employees of the team. They travel with the team. They know the coaching staff and front office very well. Their core audience - depending on where they are, maybe up to 100% of their audience - is rooting for their team. Some of them have spent decades with the same team. How can they NOT be expected to root for and show favoritism towards that team?

Especially in college, since that was your first example. People in this area expect Gene Deckerhoff to openly root for the Seminoles (and Buccs during the NFL season). It's part of who he is. I want him going crazy in describing the play where Rix throws a 50 yard TD pass to beat Florida, because his audience feels the same way. Or when Derrick Brooks picked off a pass during the Super Bowl and scored the TD that finally killed the Raiders. That's what that team's fans expect.

I get the DirecTV baseball and hockey packages. When the same games are nationally broadcast, I almost always choose the DirecTV feed, because I get the local guys. I'd usually much rather hear them than the unbiased guys.

Unless it's the White Sox announcers. They kick "stick it up their asses....YES!" I just don't like their style, not the fact that they are homers. They act like because they're former players, they know more than the listeners, and they like to show off. So, in the spirit of this thread, I'd like to add them to the list of those to be punched in the face.

[Ksyrup]

http://img6.exs.cx/img6/3405/ambgaycandidates.jpg


At the risk of giving NoMyths a heart attack, one good pic deserves another, so here it goes:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/distorted.jpg



I've always been a headbanger, so my choice between these two sets of candidates is consistent with who I am. :D

[Honolulu_Blue]

Ann Coulter. Though I'd have Lady H_B do it, as I find hitting women unacceptable. I would have to train Lady H_B for a few weeks on technique and perhaps supply her with a set of brass knuckles or a roll of quarters for the desired effect.

That is all.

[Dawgfan1980]

I don't think they're being paid to bring you the game "as unabiased as possible." They are employees of the team. They travel with the team. They know the coaching staff and front office very well. Their core audience - depending on where they are, maybe up to 100% of their audience - is rooting for their team. Some of them have spent decades with the same team. How can they NOT be expected to root for and show favoritism towards that team?

Especially in college, since that was your first example. People in this area expect Gene Deckerhoff to openly root for the Seminoles (and Buccs during the NFL season). It's part of who he is. I want him going crazy in describing the play where Rix throws a 50 yard TD pass to beat Florida, because his audience feels the same way. Or when Derrick Brooks picked off a pass during the Super Bowl and scored the TD that finally killed the Raiders. That's what that team's fans expect.

I get the DirecTV baseball and hockey packages. When the same games are nationally broadcast, I almost always choose the DirecTV feed, because I get the local guys. I'd usually much rather hear them than the unbiased guys.

Unless it's the White Sox announcers. They kick "stick it up their asses....YES!" I just don't like their style, not the fact that they are homers. They act like because they're former players, they know more than the listeners, and they like to show off. So, in the spirit of this thread, I'd like to add them to the list of those to be punched in the face.

Well, we shall agree to disagree. I see where you are coming from, but at the same time, I guess listening to the UW broadcast (where, if anything, they get down on the Huskies more than preach how great they are) and Kevin Callebro (Voice of the Sonics after Blackburn), I would rather have an announcer be excited for both teams, maybe it is naive, but damnit, let me be naive. ;-)

And, I'll help ya with the White Sox homers... We shall take turns making up witty things, and the other can say "YES!" and punch them