Worst. Team Photo. Ever.

[JeeberD]

http://www.starfigures.com/chineseidols/yaoming/yaoming004.jpg

:eek:

I'm speechless...

[Honolulu_Blue]

http://www.starfigures.com/chineseidols/yaoming/yaoming004.jpg

:eek:

I'm speechless...

Wow. This ranks right up there with that greased-up, homo erotic USC (I think?) football team photo that was circulating 'round these here parts a year or two ago...

This is terrible. What the hell? What does this have to do with Rockets? Shouldn't they be in astronaut suits or something?

[Franklinnoble]

Disturbing...

[Draft Dodger]

ignoring the costumes for a moment, the composition is all wrong. the camera is too far away and at too high of an angle. just odd.

[Ksyrup]

I don't know who the guy is at the bottom left, leaning on his elbow, but he looks like he's enjoying the whole thing way too much.

[JeeberD]

That would be Moochie Norris, Ksyrup...

What I wonder is how Kelvin Cato (#13) managed to get away with wearing just his regular uniform. Lucky bastard...

[rkmsuf]

That would be Moochie Norris, Ksyrup...

What I wonder is how Kelvin Cato (#13) managed to get away with wearing just his regular uniform. Lucky bastard...

By the look of it, he made it very clear there was a beat down forthcoming should he have to wear any of that crap.

[stevew]

this looks like a good picture of people that DON'T play for the rockets this season, outside of Yao, Mo Taylor, and a few other people.

[Franklinnoble]

Well, I'll say one thing for this photo... it officially ends my drought for using the word "faggotty."

[Lathum]

Someone in the marketing department should be fired for this. BTW, Yao looks like he is enjoying it.

[stevew]

This photo is a seriously delayed reaction, as in its at least a season or more old.

[JeeberD]

No shit it's old, the team is in their old uniforms. I just saw this elsewhere and I thought that FOFC would get a kick out of it.

FOFC always gets a kick out of this type of thing...

[JeeberD]

Dola-

And I would say that it's at least two years old since Glen Rice is on the squad...

[cthomer5000]

This photo is a seriously delayed reaction, as in its at least a season or more old.
Well we haven't seen it yet. Obviously Houston had this thing under lock & key after seeing it, and somehow it escaped.

[stevew]

Well we haven't seen it yet. Obviously Houston had this thing under lock & key after seeing it, and somehow it escaped.

Someone breached the security....alert, alert.

[Ben E Lou]

Well, I'll say one thing for this photo... it officially ends my drought for using the word "faggotty.":D

[Swaggs]

#13 is my new favorite Rockets' player.

[cthomer5000]

I'm not so convinced that #13 isn't wearning some sort of sash or something around his waist.

[rkmsuf]

Normally when someone says "Lay down in front while you wear this top hat and little jacket" the response is "get the f&$% out of here man."

[stevew]

#13 is my new favorite Rockets' player.
Now he plays for the Magic.

[Swaggs]

Are the two guys in the front playing footsie?

[albionmoonlight]

Each of the two guys on the ends of the bench are so obviously miserable. It's funny.

[JeeberD]

Hmmm...interesting observation. However, it was always Mobley and Francis who were rumoured to be an item...

[stevew]

The one on the far left of the bench is Eddie Griffin, I think. Talk about a BUST.

[JeeberD]

Indeed. Wonder if being in this pic led to his mental instabilities...

[sachmo71]

Go Houston!

[Franklinnoble]

The one on the far left of the bench is Eddie Griffin, I think. Talk about a BUST.
Eddie Griffin?

http://abyss.hubbe.net/gfx/covers/dvd/lg/undercoverbro-lg.jpg

[Schmidty]

Now he plays for the Magic.

This photo would have made much more sense if the players were from the Magic. Still horrible, but not so randomly fruity.

[JeeberD]

Hmmm, sounds like this pic might be a promo pic for an annula charity event that the Rockets hold, the Tux and Tennies Charity Gala...

http://www.nba.com/rockets/community/Seventh_Annual_Tux__Tennies_A-68920-34.html

[judicial clerk]

This picture is as bad as that picture of the Brazilklian soccer team is good.

[Chief Rum]

You kidding me? This team photo is tame. You guys are forgetting the gayest team photo ever taken (with all apologies to any of our homosexual readers).


http://64.78.39.8/fark/gaydiators.jpg

[rkmsuf]

all they need are indian, fireman and policemen hats.

the two guys in the middle are disturbing.

[sovereignstar]

You kidding me? This team photo is tame. You guys are forgetting the gayest team photo ever taken (with all apologies to any of our homosexual readers).


http://64.78.39.8/fark/gaydiators.jpg
OMG!! A bunch of guys posing without shirts on AND they're right next to each other. Not to mention that some seem to be having fun with it. I wonder if they take showers after practices and games as well.

You remind me of George Costanza. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[rkmsuf]

=sovereignstar]

You remind me of George Costanza.

I'll bet they are a bunch of shower pee-ers.

[Chief Rum]

OMG!! A bunch of guys posing without shirts on AND they're right next to each other. Not to mention that some seem to be having fun with it. I wonder if they take showers after practices and games as well.

You remind me of George Costanza. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif


Wow, such hostility. Can't take a joke? Trojie fan?

CR

[MikeVic]

Ok, 1. why is the guy in the middle of the USC pic cupping that other guy? And 2. who's the guy hunched over in the suit in the back of the Rocket's picture?

[sovereignstar]

Wow, such hostility. Can't take a joke? Trojie fan?

CR
Go Trojans!!! w00t

Sorry, not the first team that's happened. I guess I'm just insecure of what appears to be other peoples' insecurities. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif

[Chief Rum]

Go Trojans!!! w00t

Sorry, not the first team that's happened. I guess I'm just insecure of what appears to be other peoples' insecurities. http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif


And I guess I was born with a sense of humor and a lack of desire to psychoanalyze everyone. :rolleyes:

CR

[sovereignstar]

And I guess I was born with a sense of humor and a lack of desire to psychoanalyze everyone. :rolleyes:

CR
Uh..okay.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Which one is McGreevey?

[pennywisesb]

Does anyone else find that guy's stance on the lower right side of the USC picture amusing? Its like he's leaning back and then blowing a kiss or something. Also, what is that black thing around his waist?

[The_herd]

http://64.78.39.8/fark/gaydiators.jpg

This pic is wrong on so many levels. There's the guy holding the other dude's boob. The fact that they are "oiled up". The guys flexing. The guy on the lower left that appears to be grabbing his junk. The guy covering himself with a weight.

Just from looking at this picture I'm going to assume that afterwards they all went to the shower and had a big gay orgy. Too much estrogen flowing from that pic.

[pennywisesb]

dola The Trojans are my favorite college football team, but that doesn't make this picture any less homoerotic.

[pennywisesb]

This pic is wrong on so many levels. There's the guy holding the other dude's boob. The fact that they are "oiled up". The guys flexing. The guy on the lower left that appears to be grabbing his junk. The guy covering himself with a weight.


Wow, don't forget the rainbow colored weights in the front :eek:

[druez]

This pic is wrong on so many levels. There's the guy holding the other dude's boob. The fact that they are "oiled up". The guys flexing. The guy on the lower left that appears to be grabbing his junk. The guy covering himself with a weight.

Just from looking at this picture I'm going to assume that afterwards they all went to the shower and had a big gay orgy. Too much estrogen flowing from that pic.

Yet they've gotten more woman then this whole forum combined. Generally those who obsess with gay things are usually the ones with the gay issues...

[The_herd]

Yet they've gotten more woman then this whole forum combined. Generally those who obsess with gay things are usually the ones with the gay issues...

Where would that put those that choose to be asses on internet message boards?

[Bad-example]

My guess is that quite a few of our resident wrestling fans got half hard looking at that USC pic but don't know why. :D

[Swaggs]

There is a high level of UIC in this thread. :)

[sterlingice]

But, back to the original post. Say it ain't so, Jeebs. Say it ain't so. That pic is just wrong. Please tell me it was some blackmail picture or something like that.

SI

[druez]

Where would that put those that choose to be asses on internet message boards?

I'm an ass in daily everyday life also. Just an FYI for ya. At least to the homophobic masses.

[sterlingice]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. Let's not forget what we're here for: to make fun of the poor Rockets.

SI

[druez]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. Let's not forget what we're here for: to make fun of the poor Rockets.

SI

Good point, the rockets last 5 season kind of make fun of themselves :(.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Oh, Man! That was the best 5 minutes of gut wrenching, eye-watering, laughter I have had in at least 6 months, if not more. Both of those photos are horrendous. The best part is the look on the faces of the Rockets -- Just priceless. Which gets me thinking . . . .

NBA Contract: $72 million
Shoe Deal: $27 million
Women: $312,000 (based on 2 women at $500 a pop per week for 6 year contract)
Having to pose like fairy in team photo: PRICELESS

[Chief Rum]

Oh, Man! That was the best 5 minutes of gut wrenching, eye-watering, laughter I have had in at least 6 months, if not more. Both of those photos are horrendous. The best part is the look on the faces of the Rockets -- Just priceless. Which gets me thinking . . . .

NBA Contract: $72 million
Shoe Deal: $27 million
Women: $312,000 (based on 2 women at $500 a pop per week for 6 year contract)
Having to pose like fairy in team photo: PRICELESS

Good stuff.

Be careful, though. If you laugh too much at the second photo, or in fact, find anything funny about it at all, you might have latent gay tendencies that are just screaming to be let out. ;)

CR

[Vinatieri for Prez]

Actually, I WAS wondering why my eyes kept being drawn the rainbow weights????????

[rkmsuf]

http://img40.exs.cx/img40/8193/Life-2.jpg

[VPI97]

Dear Lord

[JeeberD]

Which one of those guys is Mickey?

[rkmsuf]

http://img5.exs.cx/img5/395/Life-3.jpg
http://img38.exs.cx/img38/8315/Life-4.jpg

[Franklinnoble]

http://img5.exs.cx/img5/395/Life-3.jpg
http://img38.exs.cx/img38/8315/Life-4.jpg
Where do you find this crap?

[sovereignstar]

Damn! Look at that 17 year-old's mustache!! To score 25,000,000+ in Centipede and have a full mustache at that age. That guy must've been bagging a serious amount of ladies.

[rkmsuf]

Where do you find this crap?

What? Don't you have all these records committed to memory? I have an alert set up to keep me informed.

[JeeberD]

I wouldn't doubt that at minimum half of those guys are now regulars at FOFC...

[Franklinnoble]

I wouldn't doubt that at minimum half of those guys are now regulars at FOFC...
Somebody with Photoshop skills could have a lot of fun with these pix in the "What the hell do you look like?" thread...

[druez]

I wouldn't doubt that at minimum half of those guys are now regulars at FOFC...

HAHA LOL

[albionmoonlight]

The man had a 25,000,000 shirt made.

[rkmsuf]

The man had a 25,000,000 shirt made.


dude, it's Centipede. Chicks dig Centipede.

[rufusjonz]

i love it all !!! keep posting great pictures guys, esp geek 80s type stuff

[MikeVic]

That was just too funny. :D Were they told to look menacing into the camera as the pics were taken? That Jeff guy looks like he's about to say "F---."