View Full Version : OT: The Latest To Have Sex With His Wife
CamEdwards
08-31-2004, 08:35 AM
Okay... maybe not the latest to have sex with his wife, but I believe I'm the latest to have impregnated his wife. :)
Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months ahead, and ours should be here around April 15th.
FrogMan
08-31-2004, 08:38 AM
woohoo, congrats!!! :)
FM
sachmo71
08-31-2004, 08:39 AM
Congrats, Cam!
Fritz
08-31-2004, 08:39 AM
Must have been a heck of a reunion when she moved to DC.
Ksyrup
08-31-2004, 08:40 AM
Congrats! I guess months away from each other did wonders for you two, huh?
On the topic of timing, we had open house at my daughter's school last night, and they have a chart with the birthday of every kid in her class, by month. And sure enough, August, September, October, and November birthdays totalled 11 of the 21 kids in her class - meaning conception was between November and February. Just like they say.
Cringer
08-31-2004, 08:42 AM
Okay... maybe not the latest to have sex with his wife, but I believe I'm the latest to have impregnated his wife. :)
Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months ahead, and ours should be here around April 15th.
If the baby is born on April 20th then you have to name it Cringer.
:D
Better then the alternative, which is Adolf (my claim to fame, sharing my b-day with Hitler, isn't that lovely?)
Congrats on the baby!
Ben E Lou
08-31-2004, 08:42 AM
I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Butter
08-31-2004, 08:44 AM
April 15th, eh? Better file your taxes early this year....
CamEdwards
08-31-2004, 09:00 AM
Must have been a heck of a reunion when she moved to DC.
one could say that. :)
Subby
08-31-2004, 09:02 AM
Good job, mister!
Almost makes me want to have number five...almost... ;)
NoMyths
08-31-2004, 09:59 AM
Congrats, Cam! *clapclapclap*
Now, if the normal shift from being like one's folks occurs, we could have the next Al Franken brewing as we speak! ;)
Ben E Lou
08-31-2004, 10:02 AM
Congrats, Cam! *clapclapclap*
Now, if the normal shift from being like one's folks occurs, we could have the next Al Franken brewing as we speak! ;)Or the next Wolfman Jack. :p
scooper
08-31-2004, 10:08 AM
Congrats.
And thanks again for offering to help on my front. I'll never forget your "generosity"
However, it won't be needed, six weeks (or so) and counting.
SFL Cat
08-31-2004, 10:20 AM
Congrats, Cam.
Think you got it done with one shot...
...or did it take multiple tries?
Inquiring minds, and all that ;)
cwilloughby
08-31-2004, 10:23 AM
Congrats! Best of luck to you and your new little one!
VPI97
08-31-2004, 10:28 AM
Congrats!
Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months aheadI think I'll be scheduling a vasectomy in the near future...just to be safe. :)
cthomer5000
08-31-2004, 10:32 AM
I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
so did you really skip the joke here?
BTW, If the baby comes April 8th, you must call it cthomer5000 II
Franklinnoble
08-31-2004, 10:32 AM
Pix pls, kthx.
clintl
08-31-2004, 10:32 AM
Congrats, Cam!
Hurst2112
08-31-2004, 10:38 AM
I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Crap, you beat me to it...on both accounts.
congrats anyway.
rock on!
Hammer755
08-31-2004, 10:40 AM
Okay... maybe not the latest to have sex with his wife, but I believe I'm the latest to have impregnated his wife. :)
Gotta bunch of FOFC babies coming in the months ahead, and ours should be here around April 15th.
Wrong, Cam. Mine is due April 22! :D
Congrats.
Ksyrup
08-31-2004, 10:40 AM
I'll skip the obvious joke about Cam not being the last to have sex with his wife, and just say: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
If that baby comes out wearing patriotic undies...
Wolfpack
08-31-2004, 12:47 PM
Actually, the bigger question will be if the baby comes out and is capable of field stripping any firearm and proudly sports an NRA logo for a birthmark.... ;)
Ben E Lou
08-31-2004, 01:20 PM
so did you really skip the joke here?My subtle ironies are sometimes missed by the masses. :(
;)
AnalBumCover
08-31-2004, 01:35 PM
CONGRATS!
samifan24
08-31-2004, 01:36 PM
Congrats, Cam!
vtbub
08-31-2004, 02:13 PM
I look forward to having yet another Red Sox fan born into the world.
John Galt
08-31-2004, 02:20 PM
Congrats on the sex.
And I guess the baby thing is ok too.
rufusjonz
08-31-2004, 02:51 PM
You fulfilled your biological breeding capability! Woo!
JonInMiddleGA
08-31-2004, 02:55 PM
My son's b-day is April 16th, we were very happy to avoid sticking him with Tax Day for a birthday for the rest of his life.
So I like 4/16 or 4/13 (which is mine).
pennywisesb
08-31-2004, 04:20 PM
congrats!
CHEMICAL SOLDIER
08-31-2004, 05:07 PM
Bah! I don't like all this sex talk thats been afoot lately.
Schmidty
08-31-2004, 05:12 PM
Good job!
GrantDawg
08-31-2004, 07:32 PM
Wrong, Cam. Mine is due April 22! :D
Congrats.
Hey, thAT'S my birthday! Your kid can't have it! :)
Samdari
08-31-2004, 07:40 PM
Must have been a heck of a reunion when she moved to DC.
Let's see, when did she move to DC ???
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn
08-31-2004, 08:12 PM
Congrats Cam! Please give my best wishes to Mrs. Cam - as studly as you are, you didn't do this all yourself. :)
JeeberD
08-31-2004, 08:56 PM
Congrats, Cammy... :)
Fritz
08-31-2004, 09:47 PM
My massisve cheeks are sometimes massaged by the missus.
sure, lord it over us
Fritz
08-31-2004, 09:50 PM
Congrats Cam! Please give my best wishes to Mrs. Cam - as studly as you are, you didn't do this all yourself. :)
Not true, MrsCam is a narcoleptic.
In fact, he had to switch to button fly, because just the sound of his zipper would make her pass out. This created quite a danger as Cam likes to expose himself to truckers on driving trips.
Draft Dodger
08-31-2004, 09:53 PM
Hey, thAT'S my birthday! Your kid can't have it! :)
that was my dad's birthday too.
congrats Ham & Cam
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