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SunDevil
09-04-2004, 12:10 PM
http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article273247.ece

Dildo triggered terror alert

Carin Pettersson 01.09.04 09:56

The airport security staff at Flesland Airport took no unnecessary chances when a suitcase started to vibrate.

The security personnel had of course no way of knowing that the suitcase contained nothing more than a dildo that had accidentally turned itself on.

As the owner of the sex toy shop «Voksne Leker» (Adult toys) at Straume, Katrine Solberg, 29, has been traveling across the entire country with her rather delicate products in her suitcase. However, when she was traveling to the Oslo area for a home party a week and a half ago, one of the dildos turned itself on and created somewhat of a mess, reported the local paper Bergensavisen.

Securitas personnel, who are responsible for checking the luggage at Flesland Airport, became suspicious of the out of the ordinary behavior of the suitcase.

«I can confirm that the suitcase was removed for control, and that one passenger was called,» said Karl Magne Bakke, operations consultant at Securitas, to the paper. «When the passenger did not report, the suitcase was confiscated. This is routine.»

At Gardermoen Oslo Airport, Solberg was informed that because of an odd vibration her suitcase was not sent on the plane. After the 29-year-old had explained the content of the suitcase, Securitas inspected it. The suitcase was sent on the next plane.

«I’ll take out the batteries next time before I travel,» Solberg said.

NoMyths
09-04-2004, 12:28 PM
She obviously never saw Fight Club.

Glengoyne
09-04-2004, 12:58 PM
My brother and sister in-law went on a vaction somewhere, and the exact same thing happened to her. She was called off the plane, because one of the baggage handlers detected a vibration coming from her suitcase. She claims to this day, it was her toothbrush, but the rest of the family doesn't believe her.

Cringer
09-04-2004, 01:15 PM
She obviously never saw Fight Club.

I guess if I had seen Fight Club i would get your joke :confused:

korme
09-04-2004, 02:27 PM
yes Cringer, as that is why the title of this thread is named as it is.

Narrator (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001570/) : Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer (http://imdb.com/name/nm0827307/) : Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001570/) : Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer (http://imdb.com/name/nm0827307/) : Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001570/) : My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer (http://imdb.com/name/nm0827307/) : Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer (http://imdb.com/name/nm0827307/) : it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article "a dildo", never "your dildo".
Narrator (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001570/) : I don't own...

kcchief19
09-04-2004, 05:35 PM
\However, when she was traveling to the Oslo area for a home party a week and a half ago, one of the dildos turned itself on and created somewhat of a mess, reported the local paper Bergensavisen.Poor choice of words ...

Desnudo
09-04-2004, 07:01 PM
I need to get access to these home parties. It's like women are holding secret dildo parties all over the world. Where are the videos!?!

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