Prayer Request - Rain of Eels

[Fritz]

I would like for it to rain eels. Can I get some prayers to help with that? Thanks

[Qwikshot]

I dunno, you might luck out with frogs or fish. Though in LA, you might get swimming fire ants.

[Fritz]

dola

I would be happy with a rain of Pepperidge Farm's Goldfish too

[Qwikshot]

Only if they are the Parmesan flavored (yum).

-edited for spelling correction

[NoMyths]

Only if they are the Parmesian flavored (yum).Where the hell is Parmesia, and why are its citizens tasty?

[Bad-example]

Prayer to Joe Pesci sent, but don't expect an immediate response. Joe Pesci is a busy guy.

[Qwikshot]

Prayer to Joe Pesci sent, but don't expect an immediate response. Joe Pesci is a busy guy.
You think I'm almighty? Almighty how? What I'm supposed to do favors for you? I'm supposed to answer your prayers? Almighty, how?

[WSUCougar]

Oh, I misread the title...

http://images.pgatour.com/tournaments/pgatour/photos/img5843348.jpg

[rkmsuf]

I don't think I want to be anywhere near the rain of Els.

[Fritz]

(13:23:41) Fritz: parmesia indeed
(13:23:55) GOD: indeed!
(13:24:44) Jesus: ya know what is really good? wrap a little prosciutto around parmesian, and enjoy!
(13:25:29) cuervo72: mouth....HURTS!
(13:25:35) GOD: you'd need a lot of "prosciutto" to wrap around a full-grown human
(13:25:55) Jesus: nah, they are small people, the parmesians
(13:25:55) GOD: now, if you're talking about parmesan cheese, its a different matter
(13:26:15) GOD: they have tiny houses
(13:26:19) Jesus: plus, you really only need a chunk of a parmesian to get the same effect
(13:26:28) Mary: prosciutto is murder
(13:26:30) Jesus: tiny parmesian hands
(13:26:37) Fritz: yes yes
(13:26:37) cuervo72: tiny, green, cylindrical structures
(13:26:39) Jesus: tiny parmesian eyes
(13:26:49) GOD: tiny parmesian feets
(13:26:55) Fritz: tiny parmesian lips (that just say YES)
(13:27:18) Satan: YES!
(13:27:19) Jesus: murder tastes good, especially stuffed inside chicken with fontina cheese and some sage and sauteed in a white wine sauce

[WSUCougar]

You are beyond inscrutable.

[Franklinnoble]

(13:23:41) Fritz: parmesia indeed
(13:23:55) GOD: indeed!
(13:24:44) Jesus: ya know what is really good? wrap a little prosciutto around parmesian, and enjoy!
(13:25:29) cuervo72: mouth....HURTS!
(13:25:35) GOD: you'd need a lot of "prosciutto" to wrap around a full-grown human
(13:25:55) Jesus: nah, they are small people, the parmesians
(13:25:55) GOD: now, if you're talking about parmesan cheese, its a different matter
(13:26:15) GOD: they have tiny houses
(13:26:19) Jesus: plus, you really only need a chunk of a parmesian to get the same effect
(13:26:28) Mary: prosciutto is murder
(13:26:30) Jesus: tiny parmesian hands
(13:26:37) Fritz: yes yes
(13:26:37) cuervo72: tiny, green, cylindrical structures
(13:26:39) Jesus: tiny parmesian eyes
(13:26:49) GOD: tiny parmesian feets
(13:26:55) Fritz: tiny parmesian lips (that just say YES)
(13:27:18) Satan: YES!
(13:27:19) Jesus: murder tastes good, especially stuffed inside chicken with fontina cheese and some sage and sauteed in a white wine sauce
Somewhere, there's a bolt of lightning with your name all over it...

[Qwikshot]

See my spelling error leads to more insight into the mind that is Fritz!

[Fritz]

later:

(13:38:17) [Satan->Fritz]: you always make my day better

[Fritz]

I will bump this repeatedly until we get some prayers for this. It has worked in the past and I will not let it slip into the FOFC neverland.

[Bee]

Can we direct it at my mother-in-law's house in Gainesville? If so, I'm with ya.

[GrantDawg]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Honolulu_Blue]

I will bump this repeatedly until we get some prayers for this. It has worked in the past and I will not let it slip into the FOFC neverland.

Your god is a weak and pathetic god. I mock him.

[IMetTrentGreen]

oh fritz! you are so irreverent! (slurp)

[cuervo72]

Uh, I hope you're not slurping on eels. Because he needs those.

[sovereignstar]

the word eels looks really cool when it's capitalized. i dunno

[rufusjonz]

http://www.atmos.washington.edu/~thompson/eels.gif

[WSUCougar]

I would like for it to rain eels. Can I get some prayers to help with that? Thanks
I dunno if it qualifies as a "rain" of them, but IMTG's arrival is a start...

[rkmsuf]

http://www.opalmusic.com/a_to_z/pictures/eels.jpg

[Fritz]

Its raining sea slugs now. Can't you fuckbites do anything right?

[Qwikshot]

Its raining sea slugs now. Can't you fuckbites do anything right?
God listened to my prayers!!!

[Chubby]

http://www.atmos.washington.edu/~thompson/eels.gif
I knew there was another semi-nude photo he had posted!