You know that feeling?...

[MJ4H]

when you pick up a hitchhiker, and you drive by another one that looks WAY easier to kill?

[korme]

they always have the prettiest eyes

[gottimd]

The best part is hiding the bodies, I like to make a game out of it.

[MJ4H]

Keep it moving people. I've still got two more hours of parent-teacher conferences (sans parents) to wait through.

[Easy Mac]

no, but I do know the feeling of an orgasm... I assume its almost as nice but with half the cleanup.

[duckman]

Sometimes, I keep a body part as a souvenir.

[Franklinnoble]

HITCHHIKER
Thanks for picking me up.

TED
No prob, I could use the company. I've been
on the road going on fifteen hours
straight.

HITCHHIKER
I know how you feel--I been standing in the
same spot for the last five hours. You know
it's against the law to pick up a
hitchhiker in this state.

TED
That must make it tough.

HITCHHIKER
Sucks. So what's up? You some kind of
salesman or something?

TED
Nah. I'm...I'm nothing.

HITCHHIKER
Oh. Well I am.

TED
Hm?

HITCHHIKER
A salesman--that's what I am. I mean, I'm
gonna be anyway. I'm starting my own
company--video sales--just as soon as I get
enough seed money.

TED
'That right? Good for you.

HITCHHIKER
Yeah, you wouldn't believe my idea--it's a
home run. You ever hear of Eight-Minute
Abs?

TED
The exercise tape? Sure, I've seen it on
T.V.

HITCHHIKER
Two million copies it sold last year. Two
million, man. But not next year--my idea's
gonna blow them outta the water. Get this:
(dramatic pause)
Seven-Minute Abs.

BEAT.

TED
I see where you're going.

HITCHHIKER
(big smile)
Think about it. You walk into a video
store and you see Eight-Minute Abs and
right next to it you see Seven-Minute
Abs--which one you gonna spring for?

TED
I'd go with the seven.

HITCHHIKER
Bingo. Especially since we guarantee you'll
get every bit as good a work-out.

TED
How do you guarantee that?

HITCHHIKER
Well it's the company motto: 'If you ain't
happy we'll send you the extra minute.'

TED
Huh. That sounds great.
(beat)
Unless someone else comes out with
Six-Minute Abs.</pre>

[duckman]

I love that movie. :D

[sovereignstar]

I just watched said movie last night.