Kerry hires Hulk Hogans tanning advisor?

[stevew]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/news/img/sep04/kerry1092704.jpg

[HighandOutside]

Looks like another important issue....

[chinaski]

back to drudgereport with ya.

[Pyser]

dont you guys get it?

if he keeps tanning like this, wins the election, continues to tan, and wins his re-election bid, just before he leaves office, he MAY develop skin cancer!

do you want a lame duck president with melanoma?

[Hurst2112]

Whatever he was trying to accomplish, it worked. I want to have sex with him. He looks very hot.

More of a Brutus Beefcake tan than a hogan tan.

[gottimd]

I was thinking Cocoa Be-Ware, but I can see Brutus the Barber beefcake.

[stevew]

back to drudgereport with ya.

Ah, i was thinking the other day that he looked awful orange, then it popped up on the drudge report.

[Ksyrup]

Tangate!

Obviously, this is small potatoes compared to the real issues, but it just illustrates one more time that this guy is nothing more than a politician in search of an identity, willing to be anything to anyone in order to get a vote. What, is he worried he's going to look like Nixon compared to Bush's JFK?!

[Maple Leafs]

I didn't even know Ernie from Sesame Street was running.

[stevew]

I didn't even know Ernie from Sesame Street was running.

Well, Bush seemed to be the Snuffleupagus of his national gaurd unit :)