OT:? Building a dick, need suggestions.

[Airhog]

I'm trying to build a dick for my computer room/office at home and I was looking for ideas or suggestions.

My goals are to have a large, versatile, clean and level dick that I can put Friends, Family, and the occasional on. It needs to be big enough for 3 people to use at the same time and strong enough for me (250 lbs) to sit on.

[sovereignstar]

Are you Jewish?

[Suicane75]

Worst....Parody....Thread.....Ever.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

To build a dick you have to be a dick. Oh, I see you are qualified!

[Maple Leafs]

Well, first you'll need some material. About three inches worth should be more than enough, and...

What? Why is everyone pointing at me and laughing?

[pooryorick]

I'm trying to build a dick for my computer room/office at home and I was looking for ideas or suggestions.

My goals are to have a large, versatile, clean and level dick that I can put Friends, Family, and the occasional on. It needs to be big enough for 3 people to use at the same time and strong enough for me (250 lbs) to sit on.

If we could somehow get jbmagic to post in this thread, I think it would officially be the worst one ever. I feel dirty just knowing my post will bump this thread up to the top.

[bbor]

Well, first you'll need some material. About three inches worth should be more than enough, and...

What? Why is everyone pointing at me and laughing?

Even Kerry Fraser is bigger than that:D

[Airhog]

Worst....Parody....Thread.....Ever.
Hey it got you to post.

Im sorry if this thread offended anyone :D

[kcchief19]

Well, first you'll need some material. About three inches worth should be more than enough, and...

What? Why is everyone pointing at me and laughing?You've obviously seen HA naked.