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Franklinnoble

11-26-2004, 01:55 AM

Tempe, Arizona
August, 1992

The package had made its way undetected through re-entry, and now hovered approximately 300 feet over the eastern edge of the campus of Arizona State University. It would have to find its way into room D504 without being seen. The photoreflective camoflage was effective at a distance, but up close, it could be spotted. Taking the elevator was not an option.

***

It was late afternoon when Franklin returned to the dorm room. After returning the trailer, he had spent the day on campus, finding the locations of his classes and purchasing books and supplies. He hadn't decided what to do about dinner, but figured on taking the motorcyle out for a spin in the warm desert evening.

Then the phone rang. Franklin answered it. "Hello?"

"Franklin, I need you to open your window." The voice sounded eerily familiar.

"Who's this? My window is already open." Both of his windows had been propped open most of the day.

The line went dead. Franklin walked toward the window, only to see a shimmering object hover through it.

"Holy crap!" The object settled on his desk. It's color became solid black. It was about the size of a briefcase.

The 'lid' opened, to reveal what looked like a laptop computer screen. It took on a soft blue glow, and then a face appeared in the picture. It spoke.

"Don't panic. You should probably sit down."

Franklin picked up a hammer and held it threateningly. "What the hell is this? What's going on? Who are you?" He looked out the window to see if the culprit were about.

"Franklin, shut the windows and sit down, please. You can beat the hell out of this device all you want - it won't make a difference." The voice was the same he had heard on the phone. And the face looked strangely familiar. Franklin stared at it.

"Who are you?" He stood still in the middle of the room, still wielding the hammer.

"Can't see the resemblance? I'm you, nimrod. About 100 years older, or so. Depending on how you calculate it. I've sent you this device from your future."

"Yeah, right. I'll buy that. Prove it."

"I can tell you anything you want to know about yourself. I know everything from how you dented that BMW while parking at the Giant grocery store on the first day you got your driver's license to how you used to hide your comic books from Dad inside your drum set."

Franklin's eyes went wide. "There's no way you could know that. I've never told anybody any of that."

"Please sit down. This is going to be a long story."

finkenst

11-26-2004, 12:20 PM

nice!

and on the busiest shopping day of the year!

Franklinnoble

11-26-2004, 12:42 PM

Thanks... I'm not planning on doing much shopping today. :)

Franklinnoble

11-26-2004, 01:51 PM

Tempe, Arizona
August, 1992

Franklin never ate dinner that night, and he didn't get to sleep until about 4 a.m. What his futuristic counterpart had to tell him was overwhelming, and would have been unbelievable, had it not come from himself.

When he awoke at about 10 a.m., he thought for a moment that it had all been a bizarre dream, but the package was still sitting on his desk - apparently idle, although Franklin knew better. It had asked to be plugged into his phone line last night - Franklin wondered how it was getting along.

The message still resonated with him as he showered. I have seen civilization as we know it completely destroyed twice over. Molecular nanotechnology is the most dangerous scientific advance in the history of mankind, and you must be a guardian against its misuse.

Other parts of the message were equally disturbing. In his original timeline, he never finished school. That wouldn't happen again.

He toweled off and got dressed, and sat down at his desk. The screen on the nanocomputer flashed to life. The device didn't bother with a graphical facial representation this time, but it did speak.

"Good morning, sunshine. Are you ready to get started?"

"Started with what? I'm still trying to digest the convoluted history lesson you just gave me last night."

"That's just the tip of the iceberg. You need to be prepared to be a guardian against armageddon. The sooner we start, the better."

"Ok. What's the plan?"

"Well, for starters, we get you upgraded. Nanotech implants will not only guard you against any future attacks, they'll keep you alive longer. And they'll probably keep you from flunking out of school again."

"Wait a minute... you said it was going to be a few decades before nanotechnology comes about... why do I need implants now?"

"Because you never know when somebody is going to decide to screw around with the timeline. For all we know, there could be somebody here from the future now. The implants will improve you physically and mentally. You'll be nearly indestructable, and you'll have the strength of ten men. You'll be able to remain in constant contact with me via the communications satellite - through which you'll have perpetual surveillance and access to the most advanced information and intelligence system in the world."

"Sweet. I'll get good grades, and I can walk-on the football team here."

"Good grades are fine, but football would be a bad idea."

"Why? You said I'd have the strength of ten men. I'd be a kick-ass linebacker."

"You need to maintain a low-profile for at least the next ten or twelve years or so. I don't want to disturb the timeline too much, and I didn't become a public figure until I took over ownership of the Chargers in 2003. Playing football would make you a local and national celebrity in very short order, and that would be too disruptive."

"Oh, come on... you know how much of a dream that is of mine."

"This isn't about you, Franklin. While you may enjoy fantastic benefits as a result of this technology, you're not getting it for your own self-promotion. There are bigger things at stake here, and you must keep that in mind."

"You're right. So, how do I get implanted?"

"Just put your hand on the surface of the computer. Anywhere is fine."

Franklin pressed his palm to the device. He felt a brief, cool, tingling sensation - sort of as if his hand had fallen to sleep for a moment.

"That's it. The nanites are in. They'll take a few days to take effect, but the changes will be pretty drastic. You haven't finished growing yet - this will accellerate that. Fortunately, you don't know anyone here that will notice the sudden change... keep it that way for the next week or so. By the time you go home to see the family for Christmas, they'll just assume you've had a nice growth spurt, which is actually about what happens in the original timeline anyway."

"Nice. So, that's it?"

"Not exactly. You're going to need money - lots of it. In order to be able to influence the research and development of this technology, as well as the political direction of the future, you need to be in a position of substantial power. Most of that will be my job."

"What, you're going to start printing money now?"

"Actually, yes, but I can only do a few thousand dollars or so without drawing much attention. The bulk of the capital will be raised through more conventional means. The stock market is going to heat up in the next few years, and we'll make most of the money there. We'll also be taking a trip to the racetrack a few times a year, and maybe even Las Vegas."

"Racetrack?"

"I know the winner of every major horse race for the next few decades. I also know the winners of every major sporting event. So, we can make a few careful bets to get the seed money. The investments will be a lot easier to manage once the world wide web takes off."

"Sweet. So, are the Redskins going to repeat this year?"

"Uhh, no. You should savor that Super Bowl win. It's going to be a while."

Franklin frowned. He changed the subject. "Alright, so what have you been doing on the phone all this time?"

"While there's no Internet for me to tap into, I can still dial in to the university, and a few banks and corporations. I'm doing surveillance, mostly, but I've also managed to establish a few accounts for you, and I've taken care of your tuition for this semester. You can tell Dad you've established in-state residency and gotten more scholarship money. He won't ask too many questions, and this will give you a little more autonomy."

"Wow. Anything else?"

"Not for right now. You should probably go get breakfast. Remember, don't interact with too many people today if you can help it... you won't recognize yourself in a day or so."

JeeberD

11-26-2004, 09:33 PM

I want nanotech implants... :(

Franklinnoble

11-27-2004, 01:33 AM

When I came up with this concept, I had this in mind:

http://www.noblebrown.com/images/grays.jpg

:D

GoldenEagle

11-27-2004, 01:35 AM

I want implants... :(

:eek:

sterlingice

11-27-2004, 01:49 AM

When I came up with this concept, I had this in mind:

:D
Oh, were you, butthead?

SI

Franklinnoble

11-27-2004, 11:26 AM

You probably think the Cubs have a shot at winning the World Series, then, huh?

Nah... managing a TCY and FOF career in one dynasty is enough... I won't be adding OOTP. :D

But our hero will be able to put some money on the Red Sox. ;)

StanGunner

12-08-2004, 11:34 AM

-----------got to get this back to first page.... come on Franklin..holidays over
we want more!
we want more!

Franklinnoble

12-16-2004, 04:13 PM

Tempe, AZ
May, 1994

Franklin had now just about finished two years at Arizona State. He was majoring in computer science, which was appropriate, considering his extracurricular activities.

While he still lived on campus during most of the school year, he also had purchased a large estate in the southern part of Tempe. It was several acres that would have ended up as a subdivision in a few years. He bought the land, surrounded it with an 8 foot brick wall and a lot of shurubbery, and then built a cozy little mansion on the spot. His current net worth was over 50 million dollars, and he was just getting started.

Nobody really knew about any of it. He certainly couldn't tell his parents. It hadn't been easy to accumulate that much wealth in a hurry - it was hard to cover his tracks. But the nanotechnology gave him an advantage that the government, or, more importantly, large casinos, couldn't match.

He'd surely have been banned from just about every casino in the world by now without it. That industry was closely knit, and his uncanny abilities as a card counter, his ridiculous luck at the roulette wheel, and his nostradamic knowledge of the outcome of sporting events would have surely been noticed, had he only one identity.

But he had more than one identity. The nanotechnology could make him look like just about anyone, of any race (he drew the line at impersonating women). Over the last year and a half, he had visited Las Vegas, Monaco, and Atlantic City on numerous occassions. He had used over 75 different personas. He could create foolproof credentials for any identity he wanted, and by spreading himself around in this manner, he had amassed a fortune in short order.

Most of the money was now carefully invested. He knew every major trend to expect from the stock market, and he would be certain to capitalize on it. His plan was to finish school and start his own company. He would have to remain modest in his ambitions for another ten years or so, but by then, he would be worth billions, and nothing would be beyond his reach.

Today, however, he planned to try out a new development, something he had been working on with the artificial intelligence that his future self had sent to him. It was Friday afternoon, and he was in the basement lab of his estate.

He spoke to the large computer screen on the wall. "We need to give you a name."

"I already have a name." The computer replied.

"No, you have my name, and my memories. Even most of my personality, it seems. But I can't go around calling you 'Franklin.' It's just too weird."

"Fine. Call me John."

"John? Why John?"

"Because it's simple. And I'm not programmed to be any more creative than that."

"Whatever. Fine. Are you ready for the upload?"

"Yes. The micro fusion core is online and stable. I'm moving over now."

Across the room stood a chrome humanoid robot. Its skeletal structure was largely exposed, with the rest being largely a mass of carbon nanofibre. It was already online and reasonably sentient, and had been doing chores around the house for about a week. It was now being upgraded with a new intelligence - John's intelligence.

The robot spoke. "Well, that seemed to have worked." It moved its arms and hands about. "I have full command of the robot now. The uplink to the main computer is stable. I should be good to go."

"Well, not like that, you're not. Jump in the tank and get dressed."

The "tank" was a large vat of nanomachines that Franklin kept in the lab. They were available for rapid fabrication of whatever he might need. John lept into the vat and emerged with a swirling mass of the black molecular machines crawling over his robotic body. They eventually congealed, and gave him the appearance of a normal man, clothes and all.

"You look like me. In about 30 years or so. I think you should probably change your appearance a bit." Franklin remarked.

"You're right. This was just the first thing that came to me." John's hair suddenly became blonde. His jaw and cheek bones changed shape a bit, and he looked like no more than perhaps a distant relative.

"That'll do. I'm going to go get changed. We should probably leave in a little bit."

"Are you sure you want to do this? I don't know if its a good idea."

"I'm sure. I just want to see. I'm not going to do anything else about it. I have to know."

***

It was a favorite hangout for just about any kid with a motorcycle on Friday nights. For some reason, they all congregated in a parking lot on Mill Avenue and did a whole lot of nothing. They'd pick up girls, go for rides, and come back. Occasionally, a few of them would walk next door to the Jack in the Box for burgers and shakes. Otherwise, it was a typical waste of time for young men who couldn't think of anything more intelligent to do with themselves.

Franklin stood across the street and watched. John stood next to him.

"So that's her?"

"Yep. Just like I remember."

"Doesn't it bother you a bit to see her?"

"No. All I have is your memories. I don't really have any feeling one way or another about her. It ended very badly, you know."

"I know. You told me. It's weird. I mean, I've changed a lot of my own history up to this point, but this seems like a bigger deal than all of that."

"Get over it. She's not worth it. She's a big reason why you quit school. And in five years, she'll screw you over like you can't imagine."

"Right. Well, I had to see. Let's go get a pizza."

"Sure."

JeeberD

12-16-2004, 04:17 PM

Oooh, the evil Ex-Wife!

Franklinnoble

12-16-2004, 04:18 PM

Oooh, the evil Ex-Wife!

Yeah. I had something more dastardly in mind, but that wouldn't have seemed too realistic.

Besides, she didn't really become an uber-pain-in-the-ass-bitch for another few years from that point. :D

Wolfpack

12-16-2004, 04:34 PM

Franklinnoble

12-16-2004, 04:41 PM

But if in this situation, the NFL started with 32 teams in 1920, wouldn't that mean the NFL of this timeline is completely different from the one in the OTL or did Franklin's self-immolation in 1827...now I've gone cross-eye....

You've basically got it.

The events in 1827 essentially "re-set" the timeline to its original state. The encapsulated A.I. that was left in orbit stayed out of the way until 1992.

Essentially, here's how I see this dynasty working out: I'm going to basically leave history alone until 2004 (with the exception of our protagonist's personal life). At that point, I'm going to start a FOF2k4 5.1b career with a real roster file. I'm also going to start a TCY career at that point, to generate draft files with (even though we have a draft file generator, and I don't really need to... I have a few things I wanna do with both games). I may even incorporate a feature I used in an earlier dynasty, where readers suggest players for each year's draft file.

Franklinnoble

12-16-2004, 04:43 PM

dola...

This basically means that, with Jeebs reading the thread, we're probably going to have a disproportionate amount of UTEP players in the NFL after 2004... :D

sterlingice

12-16-2004, 05:08 PM

dola...

This basically means that, with Jeebs reading the thread, we're probably going to have a disproportionate amount of UTEP players in the NFL after 2004... :D
Kansas, too? Eh, pretty please? http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gifhttp://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

SI

JeeberD

12-16-2004, 05:09 PM

dola...

This basically means that, with Jeebs reading the thread, we're probably going to have a disproportionate amount of UTEP players in the NFL after 2004... :D

Woot! :D

Franklinnoble

12-20-2004, 06:42 PM

Tempe, AZ
September, 2001

Franklin slammed open the door to the basement lab and screamed.

"Why the hell didn't you tell me about this?!?"

John was sitting at the main console, watching the news feed from several different networks. "Because you would have stopped it."

"You can bet your ass I would have stopped it. And we should have stopped it, dammit! This is outrageous!"

"We're not here to change history on a global scale, Franklin. At least not for a few more years. If you had stopped it, there's no telling what it would have done to the timeline."

"Bullshit. Thousands of people are dead. There might be more planes out there. There might be time to still do something about it. He rushed to the console and queried the surveillance satellite."

"Don't bother. There are no more planes. There were only four. The two in New York, one in D.C., and the one that went down in Pennsylvania."

Franklin didn't listen. He had the satellite run a full sweep anyway. "I can't believe you fucking did that. All those people..."

"I've got news for you, Franklin: this happens every day. About 3,000 Americans died today in these attacks. We lose more in car accidents in a month. In Rwanda, they can kill twice that many in a day. So, while this attack has huge political implications, and will drastically shape the course of world history, the actual death toll is relatively small. We can't save everyone, but we can do what's best for the course of history. We're here to prevent global genocide at the hands of madmen with nanotechnology. That's a big enough job. We leave the rest alone."

Franklin slammed his fists on the desk and stormed out of the room. "That sounds like a cop-out to me, you heartless son of a bitch."

Franklinnoble

12-21-2004, 12:38 AM

Quick, redirect the USS Nimitz. Please.

Please explain...

Franklinnoble

12-21-2004, 03:03 AM

Tempe, Arizona
August, 2004

Every year, Forbes magazine publishes a list of the wealthiest people in America. There are plenty of billionaires omitted, because many of them have no interest in seeing their names printed in a magazine. Within ten years of receiving the Package, Franklin could have topped the list, had he seen fit to make his assets public.

But they weren't public. In fact, they were excruciatingly private. They were hidden in countless offshore accounts and dozens of foreign holding companies. A brilliant, motivated accountant with top-notch security clearance and a team of computer experts might be able to trace a portion of it, but for the most part, he was the world's most anonymous rich person.

That was about to change.

Franklin did have a few domestic interests that were masked, but not as painstakingly so. A clever reporter and a lot of legwork would reveal a private investor who held controlling interest in several trading companies, technology start-ups, and venture capital firms. The investigation might disclose a total net worth of about $2 billion. It was a fraction of his true value, but it would satisfy the curiosity of most.

With those assets, Franklin was about to make himself a public figure. He was going to buy himself a little present for his 30th birthday.

The Arizona Cardinals.

The Cardinals were quite possibly the most hapless and poorly managed team in all of pro sports, and they were right in his backyard. It had taken a lot of political bribery, and a small miracle, it seemed, for the team to secure public funding for a new stadium, so the time was right for the Bidwell's to sell out. They weren't really going to make the team any better, and the speculative value of the franchise was never going to be greater than it was now. Franklin made the family an offer they couldn't refuse: $700 million. It was more than twice the estimated value of the team, and in the ballpark of what Dan Snyder had paid for the Redskins a few years earlier (and the Redskins owned their stadium outright, and had a season ticket waiting list about 20 years long). In short, it was a ridiculous amount of money.

To Franklin, it was inconsequential. He had been micromanaging a financial empire for over a decade (with the help of a very gifted artificial intelligence), but it had grown stale and repetitive. He'd never been able to do anything with his fortune that would attract attention. Until now. Now, he would surely attract attention.

The press conference at the Cardinal's headquarters and training facility in Tempe was somewhat unexpected, and not very well attended. One local television station and two newspapers had sent representatives. The Cardinals weren't very newsworthy, and for good reason. Even though they had hired new head coach Dennis Green in the off-season, expectations were low, and nobody got excited to hear the team publicist make an unheralded announcement. It was how Franklin wanted it. The ones who showed up would be the die-hards. They deserved a little something for their trouble.

Ron Welch was the beat reporter from the Arizona Republic assigned to the conference. He could hardly be classified as a die-hard. He was two months out of school, and considered himself lucky to have a job as a reporter at all. The sports editor had sent him over to do the story because everyone else was busy. His job was to tape the interview, ask a few smart questions if he could think of any, and bring it back to the office. It probably wouldn't even be anything worth printing, but the Republic had to cover it. Welch enjoyed the free coffee and danish that was provided as he waited for the conference to start.

Karl Abraham, the Cardinals director of Public Relations, approached the podium. The lone television camera was rolling. The news photographers didn't bother taking any stills. Karl wasn't very photogenic - another in the list of obvious gaffes by the Cardinals management. He spoke.

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming out this morning. It is my duty to announce the end of an era in the history of the Cardinals football club. Bill Bidwill has just completed the sale of the franchise to new team owner Franklin Brown. Mr. Brown has purchased 100% of the team for the sum of 700 million dollars, and will immediately assume ownership and management of the franchise. Mr. Bidwill will not be available for comment."

The room exploded with activity. Flashbulbs went off, and a soft roar of muttering arose as reporters expressed disbelief, and made hurried phone calls to their editors. This was big news indeed. A television reporter asked, "When was this deal finalized, and howcome the Bidwill's intention to sell wasn't made known sooner?"

Abraham replied. "Mr. Brown will be happy to answer all of your questions after he has made a brief statement. In fact, it is now my pleasure to introduce the new owner of the Arizona Cardinals, Franklin Brown."

Franklin, who had been unnoticed as he stood towards the back of the room, stepped up to the podium, and spoke. "Thank you, Mr. Abraham, and members of the press. I will ask you to please hold all questions until I've had a chance to read a brief statement."

He continued. "My name is Franklin Brown. I am a private investor and venture capitalist, and a graduate of Arizona State University, as well as a resident of the City of Tempe for the last dozen years. I am a proud Arizonan, and a life long football fan, and I have watch for too long as our NFL franchise has floundered in a state of pathetic mediocrity.

No, mediocrity isn't the right word, because we haven't even been mediocre. We've been horrible. I mean to change that. I have purchased this team with my own money. I owe no debt towards this franchise, and I have ample assets to invest in its improvement. I intend to do so. The public has been generous enough to support us with their attendance and a new stadium, and now it's time to pay it back. While there is little room for improvement in this coming season, every member of this franchise is on notice - I will spare no expense to make this entire organization better, so if you aren't the best at your job, you'd better polish up your resume, because I will find a replacement.

I am assuming control of all football operations. Everyone reports to me. I will handle the general management duties and all decisions related to personnel.

I am going to compete aggressively, and I am going to market this team aggressively. I intend to make sure that visiting teams no longer have a home field advantage in our stadium. The first step towards that goal is making the team identifiable with our fans and with our home. So we're getting rid of the Cardinals nickname. It's absurd. There are no native cardinals in Arizona, and the name means more to St. Louis than it does to Phoenix. We will solicit the input of the people, and come up with a new mascot following this season. This is your team, folks. We want you to be a part of it."

Franklin paused. The cameras rolled. Reporters scribbled furiously. He continued. "I'll now be happy to take your questions."

The TV reporter spoke again. "When did the Bidwill's decide to sell, and how was their decision kept secret until now?"

Franklin replied. "The Bidwill's didn't decide to sell. I decided to buy. I made them an offer that was twice what the team is worth, and, let's face it, for them, this was a business; a means to turn a profit. They accepted the offer, and have already finalized their exit from the team completely. They have no wish to comment at this time, and we have mutually agreed not to discuss the terms or circumstances of the sale any further."

Ron spoke up, "You said the entire franchise was 'on notice.' What exactly does that mean, and what changes do you expect to make?"

"It means what it means. Everyone, from the front office to the locker room, from the secretary to the towel boy, everyone is on notice. I will evaluate the performance of every coach, player, scout, and every other employee within the organization following the completion of this season, and make as many changes as I deem appropriate. This means I may very well fire the lot of them. Or, I may keep everyone on board. It all depends on how the team peforms. As I said, if you wish to remain, you'd better be the best in the business."

Another reporter spoke, "We're all pretty familiar with most of the entrepreneur's in the region, but I don't think any of us have ever heard of you. If you don't mind, how did you come by your fortune, and how have you managed to remain so anonymous until now?"

"I do mind. Next question."

The TV reporter spoke again, "How much involvement do you expect to have with regards to player personnel and such? Are you worried about establishing a reputation as a meddlesome owner, along the lines of Jerry Jones and Daniel Snyder?"

"First of all, I will be involved in all personnel decisions. I expect to retain an expert scouting and coaching staff, but I will make all final decisions, from draft picks to roster cuts. Anyone in the organization who has a problem with this can hand me their resignation right now. Secondly, there's nothing wrong with how Mr. Jones or Mr. Snyder do business. Their teams are two of the most financially successful franchises in all of sports, and all they do is spend money to try and win. Their fans appreciate that they care about winning, above all else. The attendance numbers prove it. The TV ratings prove it. The merchandise sales prove it. Mr. Jones has won three Super Bowls. Mr. Snyder hasn't been as fortunate on the field as of yet, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time."

Ron spoke again. "Do you intend to make any immediate roster moves?"

Franklin replied. "No. Every player on the team will have an opportunity to prove himself. Some contracts may be re-negotiated to give us a better salary cap to work with in the off-season, but no one will be cut right now."

"Have you contacted any other teams about potential trades?"

"I just signed the papers last night, Mr. Welch. Give me a few minutes to swing a Herschel Walker deal, will you?"

A few laughs rose from the crowd. Ron wondered how he had known his name. Another reporter spoke, "What new franchise nicknames do you have in mind?"

"I'll do a little brainstorming and publish a list in the next few weeks. I encourage our fans to write in or call with their suggestions. On that note, I must bring this conference to a close. We have a lot of work to do. Please contact our public relations department with any further inquiries."

Franklin stepped away from the podium and walked out of the room. Ron Welch scribbled some more notes and dialed his editor. He would have his first by-line after all, it seemed.

Franklinnoble

12-21-2004, 03:17 AM

OK... I'm open to suggestions for team nicknames. I may even post a poll.

I'm partial to the "Copperheads."

Franklinnoble

12-21-2004, 04:25 PM

Alright... franchise nicknames so far:

Arizona Copperheads
Arizona Gila Monsters
Arizona Bombers
Arizona Cannons
Arizona Mercenaries
Arizona Infantry
Arizona Cavalry

I had a military theme going there... anyhow, please post your suggestions.

Thanks...

JeffNights

12-21-2004, 05:09 PM

The Arizona Scorch.

Franklinnoble

12-21-2004, 06:42 PM

So, no hope for changing the history of one ET2(SW) Polston?

Uhh... no. Sorry. Gotta stay outta the way of the timeline, you know. We wouldn't want Biff to end up owning a casino and ruling the town of Hill Valley, would we?

Franklinnoble

12-21-2004, 06:42 PM

dola... although... I could probably think of SOME way to work you into the story, post 2004. If you want.

Franklinnoble

12-21-2004, 08:24 PM

Come on folks... no other name suggestions?

I want to have this poll posted tonight.

Cap Ologist

12-22-2004, 01:58 AM

How about the Chapparals or Scorpions?

Franklinnoble

12-22-2004, 12:00 PM

I was also thinking of going with an old-school USFL name, like the Wranglers or the Outlaws...

Franklinnoble

12-22-2004, 01:27 PM

I'm going to post the poll at around noon Pacific time. Here's the list so far - I'm going to trim it a bit:

Arizona Copperheads
Arizona Gila Monsters
Arizona Bombers
Arizona Cannons
Arizona Mercenaries
Arizona Infantry
Arizona Cavalry
Arizona Scorch
Arizona Wranglers
Arizona Outlaws
Arizona Chapparals
Arizona Scorpions

Any more suggestions?

StanGunner

12-22-2004, 02:38 PM

I'll second scorch.

Franklinnoble

12-22-2004, 03:12 PM

OK... the poll is up. Multiple choice is OK.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/showthread.php?t=33588

Go vote.

Franklinnoble

12-23-2004, 12:33 PM

I'm crazy about polls... we're having a run-off election:

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/showthread.php?t=33645

Franklinnoble

12-25-2004, 03:56 PM

I think Ardent has vote-whored his way to a Gila Monsters victory in the polls.

Of course, I'm not really bound by it. ;)

JeeberD

12-25-2004, 11:28 PM

Election fraud!!! :eek:

Franklinnoble

01-05-2005, 01:00 AM

Election fraud!!! :eek:

What, me ignoring the poll, or AE stuffing the ballots? :D

I really think Gila Monsters is too clunky for a team name... I dunno...

Franklinnoble

01-06-2005, 11:33 AM

Update coming soon...

I still need a logo pack, folks.

Franklinnoble

01-06-2005, 12:42 PM

Tempe, AZ
September, 2004

With the new team name still undetermined, Franklin got down to the business of preparing the franchise for an overhaul. Nearly every contract on the roster was re-negotiated, for two reasons - one, to improve the team's salary cap position for this year and the next, and, two, to keep everyone under contract during their "evaluation" period.

Veteran MLB Ronald McKinnon refused to re-negotiate at a reasonable salary level, and was promptly traded to Green Bay (along with several draft picks) for the younger, more talented, and cheaper Nick Barnett. While this move improved the team's youth and ability at MLB, the draft pick cost (2nd, 3rd, 5th, and 6th round picks in 2005) was enormous, and was widely criticized as being inhibitive towards the team's rebuilding efforts.

The Cardinals had limited talent on the offensive side of the ball, and almost no rushing game, with the aging Emmitt Smith their best RB. Franklin called head coach Denny Green into his office.

"Coach, I think we're going to have to throw the ball. A lot."

Green replied, "Well, I think we're going to need a balanced attack."

Franklin nodded. "I expect the game plan to be very pass-heavy. And I want to see McCown start. I'd better not see Navarre on the field unless he's hurt. And King better not be throwing passes unless there's no one left to run the ball."

"Are you going to let me coach this team?"

"I'm signing the checks here, coach. You do your job, within my rules, or tender your resignation."

Green stomped out of the room. Franklin just shook his head. He'd probably be shopping for a new coach in the offseason.

StanGunner

01-06-2005, 01:04 PM

Finally we get some action!

Franklinnoble

01-06-2005, 01:13 PM

Tempe, AZ
January, 2005

The Cardinals finished the season 7-9, which was pretty decent, for a Cardinals team, but not a winning record, and certainly not enough to earn a playoff berth. Not that it could be expected at this point, anyway. The final standings:

Front Office Football 2004
2004 Regular Season Standings

AC North W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div
Cleveland 8 7 1 .531 294 324 6-5-1 3-2-1
Cincinnati 7 9 0 .438 322 370 7-5 4-2
Baltimore 5 11 0 .313 276 326 4-8 2-4
Pittsburgh 3 12 1 .219 247 348 3-8-1 2-3-1

AC South W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div
Indianapolis 11 5 0 .688 424 367 8-4 4-2
Jacksonville 9 7 0 .563 281 291 7-5 3-3
Houston 7 9 0 .438 327 331 5-7 5-1
Tennessee 4 12 0 .250 319 404 3-9 0-6

AC East W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div
New England 12 4 0 .750 330 211 9-3 5-1
Buffalo 9 7 0 .563 258 233 7-5 2-4
Miami 9 7 0 .563 272 259 7-5 2-4
New Jersey 7 9 0 .438 306 314 5-7 3-3

AC West W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div
Kansas City 9 7 0 .563 317 247 7-5 4-2
Denver 8 7 1 .531 275 304 6-6 5-1
San Diego 8 8 0 .500 403 329 6-6 3-3
Oakland 6 10 0 .375 284 354 5-7 0-6

NC North W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div
Minnesota 14 2 0 .875 439 312 11-1 6-0
Green Bay 14 2 0 .875 471 270 10-2 4-2
Detroit 5 11 0 .313 219 346 4-8 2-4
Chicago 1 15 0 .063 214 376 1-11 0-6

NC South W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div
New Orleans 10 6 0 .625 340 284 8-4 5-1
Tampa Bay 10 6 0 .625 352 298 7-5 3-3
Carolina 9 7 0 .563 318 317 6-6 4-2
Atlanta 4 11 1 .281 256 379 4-8 0-6

NC East W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div
Washington 10 6 0 .625 343 271 7-5 3-3
New York 9 7 0 .563 377 302 5-7 4-2
Philadelphia 9 7 0 .563 377 357 6-6 3-3
Dallas 7 9 0 .438 310 320 4-8 2-4

NC West W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div
Seattle 10 6 0 .625 389 288 8-4 5-1
St. Louis 10 6 0 .625 350 338 7-5 3-3
Arizona 7 9 0 .438 253 316 6-6 3-3
San Francisco 3 13 0 .188 218 375 2-10 1-5

The pass-happy attack for the Cardinals didn't pan out so well. Injuries to WR's Fitzgerald and Boldin hampered things, as well as McCown's lack of experience. McCown finished the season with 18 TD's and 22 INTs, completing 57% of his passes for 3231 yards, and a QB rating of 68.3.

The Seattle Seahawks defeated the Miami Dolphins in the Super Bowl by a score of 24-13.

Franklinnoble

01-06-2005, 01:14 PM

Hmm... that standings table didn't turn out too well... wonder if I need to do something different with the formatting...

JeeberD

01-06-2005, 01:29 PM

Code, my friend.

Franklinnoble

01-06-2005, 01:43 PM

Code, my friend.

Duh. I've used it many times before, but it'd been a while, so I forgot. Color me stoopid.

Thanks, Jeebs. I fixed it now.

Franklinnoble

01-06-2005, 06:16 PM

2005 Offseason Report - Part 1

Following the end of the season, Franklin began making plans for 2005. The team was in excellent cap shape, with nearly $36 million to spend on free agents and rookies. The only retirement was Emmitt Smith (not surprising - he had padded his rushing record with over 1,300 yards in 2004, and was content with that). They held the 13th pick in the upcoming draft, and the free agent pool figured to be stocked with talent.

Before the free agency period began, the team held a press conference to introduce some big changes within the organization. The news media wouldn't be caught off guard this time, and the press room at team headquarters was packed. Republic reporter Ron Welch had a seat front and center.

New team publicist Debra LaFave stepped up to the podium. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you will please take your seats, Mr. Brown will be here to make an announcement shortly." The table next to the podium had a cloth draped over it - it didn't take a genius to figure out that the new team helmet was underneath and about to be unveiled. The voting on the new team mascot had been heated and sometimes contentious, and everyone was eager to see what decision had been made.

Franklin stepped from behind a curtain behind the podium, and began to speak. "Thank you for coming out today. We have a lot to cover, so please hold your questions until the end, please."

He continued. "First, I would like to say that I am proud of the work that this organization has done during the past season. While we missed out on the playoffs, I believe we finished well after an 0-3 start, and I am optimistic about the potential this team has. However, some changes are necessary, and we're going to start making them right now."

"Head Coach Dennis Green has been fired. I have great respect for his abilities as an NFL coach, however, he would prefer to be in an organization where he has more control over player personnel decisions, and that is not compatible with our objectives here. We will honor the remainder of his contract, and we wish him luck in his pursuit of other opportunities elsewhere. None of his staff has been retained. Nor has any of our scouting staff." This didn't surprise any of the news media. Green was clearly unhappy with Franklin's intrusive style of ownership, and was probably ecstatic over his generous severance package.

"I am pleased to announce that we have hired Head Coach Raymon Emmons from Northern Arizona University." This did surprise many of the media, and a murmur rose up from the crowd. Emmons was almost totally unknown, and most expected to see a big-name NFL coach hired, not a small college coach.

Franklin continued. "Coach Emmons has previously worked as an offensive coordinator in the NFL and has the right credentials for the job. I know there will be a great deal of skepticism over this decision, but I ask you all to give him a chance to prove himself before you criticize him too harshly. He will be bringing his Offensive Coordinator from NAU, Blaine Keillor, and he has hired Detroit Lions Defensive Coordinator Paul Sweeney. We have also hired Lee Woodard as lead scout. All of the new staff will be introduced here tomorrow, and will be happy to take your questions then."

"Now, on to other business. I am pleased to announce that we will be lowering ticket prices a bit for next year. Until the new stadium is built, we are going to make the games as affordable as we can for everyone who wants to come out and see the team. We turned a modest profit last year, and we're passing the savings on to you."

"We are also pleased to announce our new team mascot. As I indicated last year, it was my desire to give the team a more appropriate regional identity. I believe now we have done that, and I am happy to unveil the new team colors and logo for your Arizona Scorpions." Franklin pulled the cloth off the table, to reveal a dark red helmet with a copper colored scorpion emblazoned upon it.

"We will have full uniforms to present to you soon. I'll take your questions now." Franklin pointed to Ron Welch, who already had his hand raised.

"Mr. Brown, I'm sure you know that your decision to hire a coach with no NFL head coaching experience is a little puzzling to most of the fans and media following the team. Can you give us some more insight into this decision, and why you think it's best for the team?"

"Certainly. We looked at other available candidates, including many current and former NFL coaches. But, frankly, they wanted too much money and too much control. I'm going to be honest - I already have a reputation as a 'hands-on' owner, and Arizona doesn't exactly have a grand tradition of winning. There wasn't a single NFL coach that we interviewed that didn't want either total control of the operation or an absurdly high salary, or both. Coach Emmons is a minority candidate that we feel has been overlooked both at the college and professional level, and I like the idea of hiring a local coach. I think he's going to do an excellent job here, and we're going to make sure he has the tools to get it done."

Channel 3 news was next. "Why the Scorpions? Clearly, the Gila Monster is more imposing."

"We can't please everybody. The final decision was mine. Both names were very popular, but I just liked the sound of 'Scorpions' better."

A reporter from Channel 12 spoke, "What needs do you expect to address in the upcoming draft? With Emmitt Smith retiring, will you draft a running back? And do you intend to hire a general manager?"

"I will still act as general manager. I have an experienced coaching and scouting staff to help evaluate talent, but the business end will remain my responsibility. As for the draft, well, it's too early to tell. We have many needs to address, and we will do so via the draft and free agency, where appropriate."

Ron had another question, "The team finished 7-9 this year, which many said was a pretty good accomplishment, and would be something positive to build on. Are you worried about how the coaching change will affect the cohesiveness of the team at this point, and if perhaps we might see a regression next season?"

"That's a good question. My goal is to build a stable, consistent program, and I think stability proves to be successful in this league. It is, however, necessary to make some changes to get things started. Let's face it, Coach Green didn't want to be here, so something had to be done. We still have a good core of talent on this team to build around, and that's not going to change. I expect to keep the player turnover on this team at a necessary minimum - we'd rather build our own talent than constantly pursue it from outside. I certainly hope we can improve upon our record from last season, but that remains to be seen."

There were a few more questions from the assembled media, and then the conference was adjourned.

Franklinnoble

01-06-2005, 06:28 PM

Ok... now for the interactive part.

I did this with another dynasty a long time ago, and it worked out pretty well.

Suggest a few players (say, 2 or 3) that you want to see in the draft this year. They can be real or fictional. Try to keep them somewhat realistic (like, don't try to put R2-D2 in my draft file, please - but, go ahead, add yourself, your kids, your grandmother, whatever). I need names, positions, and schools. I'll set these guys up as players that will almost certainly be drafted, probably pretty high. So, you'll get to follow their careers in this dynasty.

Please submit your suggestions as soon as possible. Don't worry if you don't get them in in time for this draft - you can always have them for next year's.

Thanks!

Cap Ologist

01-06-2005, 08:08 PM

Wow, my lucky day. Debra LaFave as your publicist. I almost didn't catch that one. Glad you chose the Scorpions. I get a percentage of memorabilia sales right for suggesting it?

illinifan999

01-06-2005, 09:45 PM

Ragone

01-06-2005, 10:10 PM

Brian Butts.. just make me whatever skill posistion (qb/rb/wr/db) you draft first :)

Franklinnoble

01-07-2005, 12:21 AM

I'd like to see my favorite all-time TCY QB, Kenyon Hughes be drafted. Not sure if you can put Sol8 schools, but he was from Durango University in Colorado. If you can't, William and Mary. He was 6-3, 225. I wish that save file hadn't gotten corrupted. :(

I *think* FOF just tags the Sol 8 schools as "Small College." So, I can use that, or William and Mary. I can't edit a custom name, unfortunately. Draft file won't allow it.

Thanks for the suggestion. Keep 'em coming.

JeeberD

01-07-2005, 01:21 AM

New team publicist Debra LaFave stepped up to the podium.

:D

I am happy to unveil the new team colors and logo for your Arizona Scorpions."

Woohoo! :)

Oh, and Miners to put in the draft... :p

JeeberD Mack TE
Robert Rodriguez MLB
Adrian Ward CB
Bryce Benekos P

I'll hold off on the skill positions for now... :)

Franklinnoble

01-07-2005, 10:05 AM

As expected... my dynasty is going to be disproportionately stacked with UTEP products. ;)

Franklinnoble

01-07-2005, 07:28 PM

Hmm... I was going to have the first draft imported today, but I'm having trouble with 3ric's draft editor...

Franklinnoble

01-08-2005, 12:31 AM

One star?

Somebody rated this thread with one star?

:(

sterlingice

01-08-2005, 01:04 AM

More than one person because my 5 stars only raised it to 2.

SI

Franklinnoble

01-08-2005, 01:13 AM

Sheesh. I guess the nickname vote pissed off a few people.

Franklinnoble

01-08-2005, 01:14 AM

dola...

Of course, I suppose I could always just consider the possiblity that this dynasty sucks...

finkenst

01-08-2005, 08:27 AM

dola...

Of course, I suppose I could always just consider the possiblity that this dynasty sucks...
4 star dynasty now!

ANd you can't quit now, you owe me 10 bucks.
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/smile.gif

Franklinnoble

01-09-2005, 01:26 AM

I'm not quitting, but I'm waiting to see if 3ric's suggested draft edit work-around is going to work or not...

Franklinnoble

01-10-2005, 01:41 PM

I'm not quitting, but I'm waiting to see if 3ric's suggested draft edit work-around is going to work or not...

Just an update...

For some reason, I can't get 3ric's draft editor to work. So, the draft files I'm trying to import from TCY aren't going to be useable right now, at least not while being able to make custom players to import.

So, I'm using Cap Ologist's draft generator utility. This produces a .csv file that I can modify (takes a little longer than 3ric's utility). The other downside is that Cap's utility totally randomizes the colleges of the drafted players - so, basically, big schools get as much representation as little schools, it would seem.

I don't have too much problem with this, and while I'm hoping 3ric might be able to help with the .faf editor, I'm going with this solution for now, just to keep things rolling. So far, it looks like I've been able to import all the suggested players without too much trouble.

Franklinnoble

01-10-2005, 02:06 PM

dola... just FYI... I've added RB Cliff Battles and WR Bobby Mitchell

Update coming soon. The draft file is now closed. Feel free to make more suggestions, but they won't be in until next season.

Franklinnoble

01-10-2005, 03:04 PM

Offseason Report - 2005
Part 2

Free Agency

While many of the better free agents were franchised, there was still a lot to choose from. Unfortunately, the only really good running back available was Seattle's Shaun Alexander, and he wanted a ridiculous amount of money. The Scorpions were not about to trash their good salary cap status on a 6 year veteran RB.

Offers were made to QB Drew Brees, G Steve Sciullo, and T Ryan Diem. The offensive line was an area of weakness, and Coach Emmons wanted some real compentition for Josh McCown.

Surprisingly, Brees took Arizona's first offer right away, signing for $6.49 million over 3 years. Sciullo signed right away as well. Diem held out for better offers for a while, but eventually signed with the Scorpions in week 9 for $7.99 million over 4 years.

With the big signings made, Franklin turned his attention to the players left over in late free agency. There was a ton of valuable talent available at a good price - not necessarily all-star material, but lots of players that could contribute for a manageable wage. The following players were signed late in the free agency period:

TE Jermaine Wiggins - $4.21 mil, 3yrs. - The Scorpions finally have a real TE.
TE Daniel Graham - $2.34 mil, 3yrs. - A young, solid backup to Wiggins
G Kelvin Garmon - $6.74 mil, 4 yrs. - The O-line improves some more
RB Justin Fargas - $2.36 mil, 3 yrs. - There are better RB's in the draft that we hope to get, but Fargas is a cheap insurance policy.
RB Lee Suggs - $1.02 mil, 2 yrs. - Backup material. Might break out. Might not.
G Doug Brzezinski - $3.94 mil, 3 yrs. - More depth on the O-line.
CB David Barrett - $1.43 mil, 2 yrs. - Should help the secondary a bit.
OLB James Bradie - $2.02 mil, 3 yrs. - Good value for a decent OLB
OLB Chris Clairborne - $12.05 mil, 3 yrs. - Huge gamble. Best defensive player available in free agency, but left unsigned, because he's expected to miss a lot of time with a concussion problem. No idea if he'll come back 100%. The Scorpions get a great player at a decent price if he works out, but they're stuck if he doesn't.
CB Dexter McCleon - $1.48 mil, 2 yrs. - Veteran depth at CB
CB Daylon McClutcheon - $2.75 mil, 3 yrs - Same as above.
FB Darian Barnes - $12.56 mil, 4 yrs - No, not a typo. The last two years of the contract are heavily backloaded, and are basically going to be thrown out. This is basically a 2 year, $2.4 million deal. For some reason, he wouldn't sign for less than 4 years with at $1.2 million bonus. Best FB in free agency. And we took him from the Cowboys. :D

After the free agency binge, the Scorpions have $29.1 million in cap money left over, and a ton of fresh meat on the roster.

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 12:18 PM

Offseason Report - 2005
Part 3

2005 Rookie Draft

Draft day brought an atmosphere of cautious optimism to the Scorpion's war room. There was a lot of talent in the rookie pool this year, but Arizona might miss out on most of it, drafting at 13th, with only three picks overall (1st round, 4th round, and 7th round).

The most coveted, can't-miss prospects would surely be gone soon. They were:

RB Andy Woods - Arizona State: Absolute stud. Should be gone in the top three.
WR Bobby Mitchell - Illinois: Has all the tools to be a game-breaking WR. Another top-three pick.
CB Brian Butts - Colorado Mines: Shut-down corner with fearsome return skills.
RB Cliff Battles - Small College: Second to Woods, but could be a difference maker.
CB Adrian Ward - UTEP: Top-notch DB, second only to Butts in this draft.

Beyond these five, the talent pool was still good, but not as certain. The Scorpions didn't appear to have much chance of trading up, and there was some speculation that they might trade down for more picks.

The draft began, and Chicago was on the clock. With little delay, they selected WR Bobby Mitchell first overall. The first round continued:

2 - San Francisco - T Rick Finch, West Texas A&M - Shocking. Simply shocking. With RB Kevan Barlow coming off a season where he rushed for 607 yards at 3.28 per carry, everybody with half a brain figured on the Niners taking Andy Woods.

3 - Pittsburgh - RB Andy Woods, Arizona State - The Steelers capitalize on the 49ers gaffe.

4 - Tennessee - RB Cliff Battles, Small College - And, just like that, the best RB's in the draft are gone. Any hope of the Scorpions trading up to get one of them evaporates, as the team had little chance of getting higher than the 6th or 7th pick.

5 - Atlanta trades their pick to San Diego in exchange for DE Igor Olshansky. It's not a bad move for the Falcons; Olshansky has 4 years left on his contract at a low price, and is a very solid DE, although it might be a slight stretch placing him as valuable as the #5 pick overall. San Diego selects CB Brian Butts with the pick.

6 - Baltimore - CB Adrian Ward, Texas - El Paso - With that, the Ravens improve upon one of the more talented defenses in the league.

7 - Detroit - DE Issac Armstrong, Ouachita - Another puzzling pick. Maybe somebody in Detroit knows something we don't about this guy.

8 - Oakland - DT Edmund Pearson, Virginia Union - Solid run stopper for the Raiders.

9 - Houston - S Lorenzo Rowe, Whittier - Lots of defense going early this draft, more than we expected.

10 - New Jersey - WR Darren Duncan, Kean - A distant second in WR talent to Mitchell

11 - Cincinnati - DE Roberto Ross, Sioux Falls - No comment - I didn't scout this one ahead of time.

12 - Dallas - WR Alonso Kirkland, Beloit - Third best WR available

13 - Arizona - There's no RB talent worth taking at this slot. There are some solid WR, T, and QB prospects on the board, but any one of them could be a gamble for first round money. The decision is made to cut a deal. The pick (along with this year's 7th rounder) is traded to Chicago for their second and 5th round picks in this draft, and their 2nd rounder next year. It's not profitable enought to get anyone excited, but it gives the team a chance to add a little more quality depth at a better price. The Bears select T Leonel Jensen from Northern State.

The remainder of Round 1:

14. San Diego - Franco, Forest, WR, Alma
15. Denver - Cole, Lane, DT, Purdue
16. Cleveland - Melendez, Rashawn, T, Missouri Southern
17. Philadelphia - Hodge, Jamie, G, Hawaii
18. New York - Goodman, Sean, G, Moorhead State
19. Jacksonville - Puckett, Demarcus, T, Western State
20. Kansas City - McCarty, Dandre, WR, Valdosta State
21. Dallas - Haley, Ismael, G, Louisiana Tech
22. Carolina - Haley, Jimmie, T, Kenyon
23. Tampa Bay - Rich, Kadeem, WR, Langston
24. Washington - Prince, Dale, G, Northern State
25. St. Louis - Rodriguez, Robert, ILB, Texas - El Paso
26. New Orleans - Reynolds, Ladarius, WR, Centre
27. Indianapolis - Barber, Darryl, DT, Wagner
28. New England - Lindsay, Bryon, RB, Fordham
29. Green Bay - Dyer, Codey, QB, Wesley
30. Minnesota - Berg, Freddy, G, Wstrn New England
31. Miami - Garrison, Brody, OLB, Bowie State
32. Seattle - Ryan, Tevin, CB, Elizabeth City St.

The remainder of the Scorpions draft picks went as follows:

2nd Round: So tough to pick. There are a lot of skill players that could be really great, or really mediocre. It's very tempting to trade down again. Making it worse is the fact that most of the skill players that have good potential are QB's and WR's - two offensive positions the Scorpions have good depth at. What we need is a good RB or offensive guard. None of those are really available. So, a trade is made with Cleveland, sending the pick for this year's and next year's 3rd round picks.

3rd Round: Still tons of QB's on the board - enough so that the guy we're looking at will probably be available later. But there might be a hidden gem available at RB. The Scorpions draft RB Harrison Browning from Toledo, and cross their fingers.

4th Round: Lots of QB's left. Can't pass on one that's hung around too long - Philip Houston from Trinity.

5th round: P Bryce Benekos, UTEP. Because special teams are important. And there's going to be some good talent in the undrafted free agent pool.

After the draft, things get interesting. Josh McCown declares that he's holding out for a better contract. He's not happy about the Drew Brees signing, nor the draft pick of Houston. It's going to get worse for him. The Scorpions quickly sign undrafted QB Kenyon Hughes, and veteran Jake Delhomme. Let's see how long McCown holds out now...

Arizona signs a few more minor free agents before heading to training camp. The front office is abuzz with anticipation over who is going to make the team, and who is going to be bagging groceries.

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 12:22 PM

2005 - Pre-Season

McCown reported to the team immediately after camp, but he might be too late. Drew Brees is scheduled to start the first pre-season game, and is the front runner for the job right now. Still, the Scorpions have five QB's on the roster, and there are going to be more cuts and/or trades. There's no way to keep more than four, and three is optimal. Other post camp notes:

* Harrison Browning is a first-class bust. Wasted pick. Totally worthless. He's cut right after camp.
* Philip Houston looks like a career backup, at best. Unless he has a major break-out. Still, he's ahead of Hughes on the depth chart right now. Neither rookie has a great shot at making it in this league at this point.
* The running back situation still looks miserable. McCown might be traded just to acquire a better RB. It's that bad.

The Preseason schedule begins, and it's not pretty. Arizona wins the opener, but loses T LJ Shelton for the season with an ACL injury. It could be career-threatening.

The rest of the preseason concludes without incident, but it's time to make a decision at QB - Do we keep McCown? Or try to deal him for RB help? If we keep him, who gets cut?

The question remains unanswered - for now. The roster will accomodate all five QB's, with the two rookies remaining inactive. Brees gets the starting job, but McCown looks like the future. It is decided that the team will play out the first few games of the season, and decide what, if any, moves are necessary before the trade deadline.

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 12:23 PM

Just a side note - TE JeeberD Mack was selected in the second round by the Jets.

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 12:37 PM

2005 - Regular Season

The opening game is a stinker - a 31-20 loss at San Francisco. Brees throws 5 INTs. It's a disaster.

Brees is now on a short leash - one more start for him to redeem himself, and then it's back to McCown, or on to Delhomme.

Week two is just as bad - 34-14 loss at Indy. Brees has a better game, but still isn't getting it done. And the Scorpions leading rusher in the game is Marcel Shipp with 37 yards. Changes are made - Brees is benched, McCown is named starter. Shipp has outrushed Fargas in backup duty both games, and is named starter.

Arizona responds with a 27-23 home opener win against the hapless Lions, although McCown throws three picks. The optimism is cautious, at best.

Week four produces a 16-13 loss to the Giants. Week 5, it's down 24-10 to Dallas. It's getting ugly. The Scorpions are 1-4, have no rushing game, and can't trade for one anymore (not that they could - they're only tradeable player is their starting QB, and the backup sucks right now.) Looks like a rebuilding year unless things turn around soon...

Week 6 - 33-25 loss to Philly. Now things are officially ugly. McCown is benched in favor of Delhomme. The Scorpions respond with a 22-3 loss to Seattle. Somewhere, Dennis Green is smiling.

Week 8 - 20-16 loss to Washington. That's it. Season over. Time to see if the scrubs can play.

Week 9 - Kenyon Hughes is named starting QB. Undrafted free agent RB Marcus McIntyre gets the call at RB. Arizona loses to St. Louis 20-6. Hughes throws for 305 yards, and two picks. He does better against SF the following week - 2TDs, one INT, but the Scorpions still lose, 30-26.

Week 12 - Philip Houston is your new Scorpions starting QB. Arizona loses at Jacksonville, 35-7.

Week 14 - Hughes gets the job back. Arizona wins its second game of the year, beating Tennessee 26-24.

Ugh.

Arizona finishes the season 2-14, locking up the worst record in football. The team is a veritable laughing stock. Owner Franklin Brown is crucified in the press.

Just for posterity, here's the statistics on all five QB's that played this season:

Front Office Football 2004
Passing Statistics

Player Pos Team GP GS Att Cmp Pct Yards Avg Lg TD Int
McCown, Josh QB ARI 5 4 131 76 58.0 880 6.71 45 2 4
Hughes, Kenyon QB ARI 6 6 222 127 57.2 1534 6.90 74 10 14
Houston, Philip QB ARI 2 2 71 34 47.8 356 5.01 35 4 4
Delhomme, Jake QB ARI 2 2 58 32 55.1 325 5.60 23 0 2
Brees, Drew QB ARI 2 2 88 47 53.4 497 5.64 40 3 6

Player Pos Team Sck Yards Rating
McCown, Josh QB ARI 8 53 70.7
Hughes, Kenyon QB ARI 10 59 67.2
Houston, Philip QB ARI 7 47 58.1
Delhomme, Jake QB ARI 3 21 57.0
Brees, Drew QB ARI 3 19 53.0

Att - Attempts, Cmp - Completions, Pct - Completion Percentage,
Yards - Passing Yards, Avg - Yards per Passing Attempt, Lg - Longest
Completion, TD - Passing Touchdowns, Int - Passes Intercepted,
Sck - Times Sacked, Yards - Sack Yards Lost, Rate - Quarterback Rating.

Here's the rushing statistics:

Front Office Football 2004
Rushing Statistics

Player Pos Team GP GS Att Yards Avg Lg TD
Shipp, Marcel RB ARI 16 12 224 885 3.95 52 10
McIntyre, Marcus RB ARI 6 4 38 154 4.05 18 0
Fargas, Justin RB ARI 8 2 22 95 4.31 20 0
McCown, Josh QB ARI 5 4 11 63 5.72 23 0
Ayanbadejo, Obafemi FB ARI 16 0 10 55 5.50 9 0
Barnes, Darian FB ARI 16 8 12 52 4.33 8 0
Suggs, Lee RB ARI 8 0 14 52 3.71 12 0
Wade, Bobby WR ARI 16 5 3 16 5.33 8 0
Delhomme, Jake QB ARI 2 2 5 15 3.00 5 0
Hughes, Kenyon QB ARI 6 6 6 12 2.00 5 0
Houston, Philip QB ARI 2 2 2 6 3.00 4 0
Brees, Drew QB ARI 2 2 1 4 4.00 4 0
Fitzgerald, Larry WR ARI 9 9 1 1 1.00 1 0

Att - Rushes, Yards - Rushing Yards, Avg - Yards per Carry, Lg - Longest
Run, TD - Rushing Touchdowns.

What a damned mess.

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 12:42 PM

Alright... I'm going to sim the rest of the season. I'll post the results in a bit.

Time for your draft pick suggestions. And any other ideas you might have to turn this franchise around...

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 12:45 PM

Oh, in case anyone's wondering... TE JeeberD Mack had 65 catches for 796 yards and 3 TDs. His Jets are in the playoffs.

I shoulda drafted him instead of that crap running back...

JeeberD

01-11-2005, 12:45 PM

Just a side note - TE JeeberD Mack was selected in the second round by the Jets.

J-E-T-S JetsJetsJets! :)

JeeberD

01-11-2005, 12:48 PM

Dola-

Oh, in case anyone's wondering... TE JeeberD Mack had 65 catches for 796 yards and 3 TDs. His Jets are in the playoffs.

I shoulda drafted him instead of that crap running back...

ROY, baby! :D

Only one draftee from me this year.

QB Jordan Palmer, UTEP

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 12:51 PM

Indianapolis defeats Green Bay in the Super Bowl, 23-20.

Cliff Battles is offensive ROY.
Adrian Ward is defensive ROY.

sterlingice

01-11-2005, 01:06 PM

Those are not some pretty numbers. But now you've got a sweet draft this offseason :D

SI

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 01:11 PM

Those are not some pretty numbers. But now you've got a sweet draft this offseason :D

SI

This is my first 5.1b career, and I don't think I've ever done this bad. What's worse, is that I don't see it getting much better very soon.

We do have the #1 overall, and a few extra picks in the middle rounds. I may be trading a few QB's for even more picks at this point, since I have five on the roster, and I'm likely only going to keep two of them.

I'm working on the draft file now. Get your suggestions in!

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 01:53 PM

2006 Off-season

Part 1

From: Front Office Football

Construction of a new stadium for your team has just
been completed. The capacity of the new stadium is 63,000
and it has 88 luxury boxes.

The new stadium is ready. Now all we need is a real team to put in it.

Team owner Franklin Brown is rapidly approaching Dan Snyder status. Immediately after the Super Bowl, Coach Emmons and his entire staff are fired. He is replaced by Baltimore Ravens assistant Doug Hulsey. Leslie Stinnett of the Detroit Lions is hired as offensive coordinator, and Chester Guthrie (no pro experience) is hired as defensive coordinator. Franklin does not participate in the press conference introducing the new coaching staff. Coach Hulsey is introduced by team public relations director Debra LaFave, and answers a few questions for the media, but otherwise, the conference is brief, and there's not much communication at all coming from the team at this point.

Ron Welch was disappointed. He was certain that the owner would stand up and take his lumps in front of the press. Instead, he had gone into hiding, it seemed. He had to know more.

Welch knew that LaFave had been known to frequent several of the bars around the ASU campus in Tempe. He spent every night for two weeks at several of them, until he finally came across the Scorpions publicist. He introduced himself.

LaFave, already on her second drink, replied. "I know who you are, Mr. Welch."

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"If you want. But I'm not here to give interviews, and you're not really my type."

"Fair enough. Look, I'm totally off the record here. I just have a personal curiousity about Mr. Brown. How well do you know him?"

"Nobody knows him that well. But everybody likes him. He pays well, takes good care of his people, and treats everyone with respect. Even the people he's had to fire have been taken care of."

"Any idea why he didn't participate in the press conference when Coach Hulsey was hired?"

"He's out of town or something. Nobody knows. He sends us e-mail on a daily basis, keeping up on things, but he hasn't been at the office. And if you print that, I'll castrate you."

Ron grinned. "No worries. Like I said, this is off the record."

Debra finished her drink. "Why does it matter? There are plenty of owners in this league who don't do press."

"I suppose because he was never shy about it before. I don't think that he's the kind of guy to back down just because he had a bad year, so I'm wondering if something else is going on."

"Well, if there is, I don't know about it."

"OK. So, how'd you get the job? You haven't worked anywhere else in the league before."

"It was totally out of the blue. I was a school teacher in Florida, when John Smith called me up with the job offer. Said he'd seen my spread in a motorcycle catalog and thought I'd be good as the new face of the team. I thought it was bogus at first, but they flew me out here on a chartered jet, offerred me a great salary, and sent me to a few public speaking seminars. So, here I am."

"John Smith?"

"Team Vice President. You didn't hear that from me - it's sort of an unofficial position. He handles a lot of business for Mr. Brown. They're a lot alike, actually - you'd think they were related."

Ron decided to change the subject. "So, how'd you like teaching?"

Debra got kind of a wistful look on her face. "I loved it. You have no idea."

"So why'd you leave it?"

"It wasn't meant to last."

"I don't get it."

"Nevermind. Look, I've got to go. Thanks for the drink, Mr. Welch."

Ron paid the tab and left, with more questions now than he'd had when he started. Who was John Smith? And why would Franklin Brown leave town during the most critical parts of the offseason?

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 02:46 PM

Tempe, AZ

February, 2006

Franklin wasn't at the office because he was currently orbiting the planet at about 40,000 km.

The nanosatellite was misbehaving, and needed attention. It had stopped responding to remote commands in December, and scans revealed that it was expanding. John and Franklin needed to get to it before it got out of control. In January, they had started construction on a small craft to reach the satellite.

"Why do you suppose it whigged out like this?" Franklin asked.

"My guess is that it's developed a self-aware intelligence, and it's just trying to gain independence from us."

"So, do we try to get it back under control, or is it time to just 'nuke the site from orbit'?"

"We won't know until we get a closer look. It's jamming most remote scans now, and it's assuming higher orbit. The good news is that no one else can detect it. The bad news is that it might be able to totally lose us before too long, and then we'd never find it again."

So, the management of the Scorpions had to take a back burner. It was infuriating, because Franklin knew that he'd get fried in the media for failing to face the music after the 2-14 season. But it couldn't be helped. In the end, football was a secondary concern.

The craft was ready to go by early February. It wasn't much larger than a minivan, and it had magnetic and fusion propulsion, and full stealth capability. They would take off after dark, and go totally undetected.

The approach toward the satellite revealed a worst case scenario. It had grown itself to the size of a house, and it was totally unresponsive as Franklin and John approached.

"We have to pull up along next to it. Get us in close. Put on your helmet." John stepped towards the airlock.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to go have a little talk with it, machine-to-machine."

Franklin put on his helmet. John stepped into the airlock, and opened the hatch to the outside. He placed his hand on the surface of the craft. After a moment, a portal appeared, and the satellite docked with the ship. The airlock opened.

"Come on in. We're going to have a talk with him."

"Him?"

"Yes. But be nice. Don't touch anything. He's a little scared, but I think he's probably harmless."

"What's he got to be scared of?"

"He's a three month old, Franklin. He doesn't quite understand what's going on."

"Sheesh. We're wet-nursing a computer now." Franklin followed John into the satellite. It was nothing more than a long, stark corridor that ended in a room with no features at all - just blank metal.

"Now what?" Franklin said.

"Just give me a minute. I'm talking to him." John had his hand pressed against the wall.

"Well, when you're done with the Vulcan mind-meld, can you tell me what he's saying?"

"He says you need to be more patient."

"No he didn't."

"You're right. He didn't. But be patient. I'm talking in binary here. I'm going to teach him how to speak in just a second."

Suddenly, a viewscreen appeared on one of the walls. A computer generated likeness of Franklin appeared on it. It spoke. "Hello."

Franklin replied. "Hello, indeed." He turned to John. "Why do all of you guys have to look like me?"

"Your memories are the core programming here. It's the most logical form to take."

"Whatever." He turned to the screen. "So, umm, what exactly are you trying to do here, buddy?"

The screen spoke again. "I told John I was afraid. It is dark here. But the planet scares me more. I just wanted to find home."

"Oooo kaaayyy. John, you wanna jump in here?"

John grinned. "I've already explained to him why he's here and what we need him for. I think he's just lonely. He's agreed to let us talk to him now, and I think he'll help us out."

Franklin raised an eyebrow. "Yeah. Great. Hey, can I have a word with you, back in the shuttle? Please?"

John and Franklin walked back towards the shuttle. But the door was sealed. It would not open.

The screen appeared on the corridor wall. "Please do not go."

John replied. "We can't stay here. We will continue to talk with you over the radio, but we have to return to the planet."

"No."

Franklin rolled his eyes. "I told you we should have nuked the site from orbit."

"He can hear you."

"I don't think he's seen 'Aliens' yet. What do we do now, genius?"

"Initiate armor protocol one."

Franklin nodded. Suddenly, nanomachines emerged from his pores, covering his body in an indestructable polymer. He could still move, and would not have to breath for 72 hours or so. The corridor began to collapse around them.

John's voice was in his head. "He's trying to trap us."

"No shit. Now what?"

"Now I have to get nasty." John punched the wall. His fist sunk into the metal, and seemed to become bonded to it. The whole satellite began to shake. Suddenly, it began to break apart, and the structure started to decompress. Franklin was hurled into space. The armor held, but he was tumbling off towards Saturn at the moment.

"Uhh, John?"

John replied. "Sorry about that. I had to intiate a total systemic failure of his nanomachines. The structure couldn't hold up after they went offline."

"Where are you?"

"I'm about 400 kilometers from you. Hang tight - I'm putting the shuttle on autopilot now."

"Great. So, no more satellite?"

"Apparently not. We'll build and deploy a new one before we head back home. No artificial intelligence this time. Leaving a smart machine in the vastness of space isn't such a hot idea."

***

Core processor online. Memory not available. Initiate rebuild protocol.

Material not available.

Initiate search.

Material found. Course plotted and engaged.

thealmighty

01-11-2005, 03:52 PM

Put me in the draft, if you can, Franklin.

Al Mighty
Some kick-ass player from some Texas school. Prefer a position that gets stats, but not absolutely necessary.

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 04:42 PM

Ok... that's only two draftees, folks. Anyone else?

mhass

01-11-2005, 04:55 PM

Very, very nice. Your three threads would knock whatever piece of crap is #1 at Amazon today for a loop if you printed them (quick, call a copyright attorney).

How about adding Mr. Drew Tate, quarterback from Iowa to the '06 draft?

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 04:59 PM

illinifan999

01-11-2005, 05:34 PM

Kelvin Hayden from the University of Illinois, we'll bring him back to WR for this.

Franklinnoble

01-11-2005, 06:00 PM

Sweet. Anyone else? I'm adding John Riggins (Jr.) to the pool.

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 09:27 AM

Alright... last chance... I'm closing the draft in a few hours. If you miss the window, go ahead and make a suggestion anyway... won't be long until next year. :D

StanGunner

01-12-2005, 11:41 AM

add Stan Gunner please
LB from Penn State

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 12:07 PM

Ok... Draft file is closed! Importing it now...

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 12:47 PM

2006 Off-season

Part 2

Franklin returned to work just a few days after Ron Welch's meeting with Debra LaFave, and was determined to make big improvements to the Scorpions right away.

They had the #1 pick in the draft, and a few extra picks on top of that. They had a stable of QB's with some trade value. And there was a rookie draft that was loaded with the sort of talent that could turn a team around in a hurry. The top prospects were:

John "J.R." Riggins - RB - Kansas: The son of Redskins legend John Riggins was said to be every bit as good as his old man, and he was arguably the best player in the draft, but if he wasn't, the close second was...

Al Mighty - RB - Texas A&M: Mighty by name, mighty by nature. Either back could be the cornerstone of an NFL offense.

Jordan Palmer - QB - UTEP: Easily the most gifted QB in the draft, and a solid prospect.

Kelvin Hayden - WR - Illinois: A brilliant receiver and dangerous punt returner.

Stan Gunner - OLB - Penn State: A fearsome weak-side linebacker with a lethal talent for getting to the QB.

(*** Note: I did add QB Drew Tate. I think sometimes the game is unforgiving when importing draftees, even if I boost their ratings. Tate is listed as a 16/52 QB, #7 in the draft. I'll watch him and see where he ends up, and what his post-camp numbers look like.***)

Franklin called a meeting with his coaching and scouting staff. There was an opportunity here to re-build the franchise in a hurry, and he wanted to discuss it. He opened the meeting.

"Gentlemen, I have a bold idea. We have the #1 pick in the draft. Unless we find good reason to do otherwise, I intend to draft Riggins with it. But there's also a great QB and a great wide receiver available. I want to make some moves to get pick #2 from Kansas City, and possibly pick #3 from Detroit."

There was some uncomfortable stirring in the room. Head Scout Lee Woodard spoke up. "Mr. Brown, it would be very difficult to acquire those picks. How do you expect to do that?"

Franklin replied. "We have five quarterbacks on this team, none of whom impressed me last year. McCown is in the last year of his deal, and he wants big money to re-sign. I'm not inclined to pay him, nor am I inclined to lose him for nothing. And Brees and Delhomme are expendable, and have some value."

Coach Hulsey spoke. "I agree, for the most part, that those QB's are not the answer right now - although I think McCown can still be a good player in this league, with a little more time. But a rookie quarterback is going to mean more re-building."

"True. McCown might be a very good quarterback someday. But if we're going to build, let's do it around someone who might be a great quarterback someday."

Woodard spoke. "I still don't think that's enough. Those QB's aren't worth picks that high."

"You're right. But Anquan Boldin is."

Woodard replied. "Why would you trade Boldin?"

"Because he's also in the last year of his deal, and wants big money to return. If we don't have a quarterback to get the ball to him, it doesn't really matter if we keep him. Plus he's got great trade value."

Hulsey spoke. "That'll be tough, Mr. Brown. Boldin is our most consistent, talented offensive player. Fitzgerald has been hurt a lot."

"It's risky. But we're not going to get it done otherwise. We still may not get it done. I have a lot of phone calls to make before I can get this to work."

There was some more discussion between the coaches and scouts, and then the meeting adjourned.

A few hours later, there was a knock on the door of Franklin's office.

"Come in."

Brian Bosworth, the Scorpions director of Marketing, entered. "Mr. Brown, I just heard that you're thinking about trading, oh, half the offense to Kansas City and Detroit. Please tell me this is just a bad rumor."

"Sit down, Boz." Bosworth took a seat. "Yes, we're going to trade a lot of players. Why does this bother you?"

"Because I'm trying to sell this team to the fans and to advertising partners. A lot of these guys are parts of several local and national marketing and advertising campaigns. We'd be trashing our whole identity. All the fans that bought Boldin and McCown jerseys will be pissed."

"That's a valid point. But we're trashing an identity that went 2-14 last year. The fans will get over it. They'll buy new jerseys, and a lot more of them, if we put a winning team on the field."

"We're going to lose a ton of money on a lot of these deals. And these constant moves are going to scare off future contracts. You're making my job very difficult. Why don't you keep the team in one piece for more than a year at a time? You're making Dan Snyder look good here."

"Boz, relax. When this team starts winning, your job will be plenty easy enough. In the meantime, deal with it. Or I'm going to go hire Bo Jackson." Franklin grinned. Bosworth didn't seem amused, and left the room.

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 02:03 PM

2006 Off-season

Part 3

Before any free agent business even started, Boldin, Brees, and Delhomme went to Kansas City for the #2 pick overall. Detroit took McCown, Fargas, and a 3rd round pick for the #3 overall. The Scorpions now had the top three picks in the draft, and ten overall.

Arizona made no free agent aquisitions before the draft. The message was clear - they were building the core of the team around youth now.

The draft began, with a few surprises. Round one:

1. Arizona - Riggins, John "J.R.", RB, Kansas
2. Arizona - Palmer, Jordan, QB, Texas - El Paso
3. Arizona - Hayden, Kelvin, WR, Illinois
4. San Diego - Ochoa, Douglas, DE, Worcester State
5. Oakland - McCarty, Dandre, WR, Valdosta State
6. San Francisco - Melendez, Rashawn, T, Missouri Southern
7. Buffalo - Gunner, Stan, OLB, Penn State
8. Tampa Bay - O'Neil, Ruben, G, Randolph-Macon
9. Cleveland - Haley, Jimmie, T, Kenyon
10. Chicago - Byrd, Aidan, T,
11. Houston - McDowell, Leonel, DE, Virginia State
12. Pittsburgh - Harvey, Wilson, T, Texas Southern
13. Cincinnati - Petersen, Taylor, DE, Indiana
14. Tennessee - Rich, Kadeem, WR, Langston
15. New Orleans - McCullough, Taylor, T, Sul Ross State
16. Atlanta - Mighty, Al, RB, Texas A&M
17. Seattle - Bowen, Julio, RB, Assumption
18. New England - Bishop, Raymond, G, West Chester
19. Carolina - Underwood, Colin, WR, Wisconsin
20. New York - Rivers, Diego, DE, Delta State
21. New Jersey - McFadden, Jovan, T, Mississippi State
22. Dallas - Barker, Ronald, DT, Doane
23. St. Louis - Lucas, Evan, DE, Delaware Valley
24. Dallas - Pollard, Darian, T, Colorado
25. Philadelphia - Hodges, Jaden, G, Harding
26. Baltimore - Douglas, Carson, DE, Miss. Valley St.
27. Washington - Graham, Rudy, S, Clark Atlanta
28. Miami - Rose, German, CB, Alma
29. Minnesota - Best, Aidan, G, Fairmont State
30. Jacksonville - Soto, Conor, CB, Widener
31. Green Bay - Mejia, Neal, G, Tufts
32. Indianapolis - Williamson, Gilberto, T,

It was surprising that Gunner went all the way to 7, but downright shocking that Mighty fell all the way to 16. Atlanta has the undisputed steal of the draft.

The rest of the Scorpions draft:

Rnd 2 - Dion Bradford, TE, Texas - El Paso: No, I didn't add this one. Somewhere, Jeebs is smiling.
Rnd 2 - Dallin Saunders, S, Hofstra: Solid secondary help.
Rnd 3 - Marcos Rhodes, WR, Central Washington: Could be a good 3rd WR, or insurance for Fitzgerald.
Rnd 4 - Codie Montgomery, QB, Cal. - Sacramento: Looks too good to pass up.
Rnd 5 - Leonel Jensen, T, Northern State: Adds depth to depleted O-line.
Rnd 6 - Fernando Ewing, ILB, Glenville State: I don't know where Glenville State is, but Ewing might be a decent LB some day.
Rnd 7 - Drew Tate, QB, Iowa: Maybe he'll break out into a solid QB.

After the draft, the Scorpions immediately sign all their rookies, and re-negotiate a few players in the final years of their deals. There are a few good QB's available in late free agency, but none are signed - it's Jordan Palmer or bust for Arizona, as they head off to Flagstaff for training camp.

JeeberD

01-12-2005, 02:13 PM

sterlingice

01-12-2005, 02:22 PM

Yay! A Jayhawk! *goes out to buy a Riggins Scorpions jersey*

SI

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 02:27 PM

Yeah buddy! It's time for JP to shine! :)

Oh, and it was awfully kind of you to select my backup from my days at UTEP. He was a talented kid, but he just never got a chance to play until I graduated... :p

The draft importer is a fickle beast... but it did good things for several of the modified draftees this year. Last year, it wasn't so generous. You should be reading a lot about that QB for a while to come.

That TE is nowhere near as good as "you," but he should make the roster.

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 02:31 PM

Yay! A Jayhawk! *goes out to buy a Riggins Scorpions jersey*

SI

I basically made him a clone of his old man... right down to the hometown, college, height, weight, etc.

Number 44, if you're not already aware. :D

thealmighty

01-12-2005, 05:48 PM

Please, Dynasty gods, don't let Atlanta suck- at least for too long, anyway.

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 06:50 PM

Aaaaaaaauuuuuggggggghhhh!!!!

You've got to be kidding me.

Bizarre things happening to my FOF.

I gotta mail this one to Jim, I think.

I quit the game. Came back. Got a "license expired" error. No problem. Re-install license. Game launches fine.

Roster is empty.

EMPTY.

And there are no free agents. None.

So is every roster in the league. All empty.

Except one.

The Dallas Cowboys.

I don't get it. But somehow, every player in the NFL is now on the Cowboys roster. Under contract. They're about $412 million over the cap. But they have every player in the league on their roster.

Weird.

Needless to say, I have no older saves, and this pretty well fucks my dynasty. Unless I can somehow write my way out of it.

mhass

01-12-2005, 07:02 PM

Aaaaaaaauuuuuggggggghhhh!!!!

Roster is empty.

EMPTY.

And there are no free agents. None.

So is every roster in the league. All empty.

Except one.

The Dallas Cowboys.

I don't get it. But somehow, every player in the NFL is now on the Cowboys roster. Under contract. They're about $412 million over the cap. But they have every player in the league on their roster.

Weird.

Needless to say, I have no older saves, and this pretty well fucks my dynasty. Unless I can somehow write my way out of it.

I'd say Franklin Brown, the nano-billionaire, is about to buy out Jerry Jones AND Paul Tagliabue's salary cap police. Perhaps Messrs. Tagliabue and Jones could be travelling together and meet with an unfortunate nano end making Mr. Brown the re-organizer of the league?

Or maybe you're screwed.

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 07:11 PM

I've e-mailed and pinged Jim. We'll see what happens.

But, yeah. I'm probably screwed. I'll have to come up with some way to work this out.

So disappointing. Everyone looked so good coming out of camp... :(

Poli

01-12-2005, 07:21 PM

The way I see it, this wouldn't have had happened if you had named them the Gila Monsters.

;)

Franklinnoble

01-12-2005, 07:36 PM

The way I see it, this wouldn't have had happened if you had named them the Gila Monsters.

;)

I KNEW that was coming. :D

Don't worry. You still get to be the pirate.

finkenst

01-12-2005, 10:36 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

nooooooooooooooooooooo.

Kodos

01-13-2005, 12:22 AM

My joke in the general discussion thread aside -- I hope this works out okay. I know how much work goes into a dynasty. ;)

sterlingice

01-13-2005, 01:30 AM

I figured this was called the Gatesville bug.

SI

Franklinnoble

01-13-2005, 11:06 AM

Well, if I don't here something from Jim soon, I'm going to have to write my way outta this mess.

Franklinnoble

01-13-2005, 11:46 AM

Tempe, AZ
August, 2006

Franklin was reading scouting reports from around the league when John entered his office at his home in Tempe. "We've got a big problem."

Franklin looked up from his desk. "What? That kid the Rams drafted better than we thought?"

"A piece of the old satellite computer core was left intact. It's rebuilding itself."

"Dammit, John! I've got a football team to run here. I can't go running off to outer space now."

John rolled his eyes. "This is a lot bigger than football. The computer is designed to preserve itself, by any means necessary. We destroyed the initial structure, but it's found an asteroid or something to use as new building material, and it's growing. It's not in orbit; in fact, it's on the other side of the solar system now; but it's transmitting and receiving data. Scientists here are going to detect it, if they haven't already. I'm trying to jam it, but it's getting more sophisticated by the moment. We need to go shut it down."

"Fine. Fire up the shuttle. But this time we're taking some big guns with us. No talking nice to it or anything - we just vaporize the damned thing and come home."

"Agreed."

It took two days to re-fit the shuttle with the additional engine and power capacity for the longer travel, as well as sufficient weaponry to destroy the rogue satellite. The primary weapon was a pervasive EMP cannon - a device designed to fire a cascading burst of electromagnetic energy in order to destroy nanotechnology (and, any electrical device in range).

The trip would take a few days. Warp drive engine development just hadn't been a practical priority until this point. As the shuttle approached the satellite, a message was recieved. John displayed the text on the viewscreen.

"Who are you?"

John rubbed his chin. "Well, that's good."

"What's good?"

"It doesn't remember us. I imagine the computer core was ejected, but all the memory was lost. It got here on simple survival mode, and has been building off that."

"What sort of education does a computer get while drifting through open space?"

"I don't know - but we need to reply."

John typed back a message. "We come in peace."

Franklin groaned. "You MUST be kidding."

"Shut up. Let's see what it says."

The satellite replied. "We do not want you here. Leave now."

"Uh oh." John said.

"What do you mean, 'uh oh'?"

"It said 'we.' I've never heard an artificial intelligence say that before."

"So, it's schizophrenic. Let's just open up a can of whup ass on Sybil here and go home."

John nodded. "In this case, I think you're right. We need to move a little closer." John engaged the fusion drive.

Just then, a flash of light came from the satellite. The shuttle rocked, and the instrument panel went dim for a moment.

"Shit!" John said. "It just flashed us with an EMP. If we hadn't been so heavily shielded for our own cannon, we'd be toast."

"Let me handle this." Franklin grabbed the controls, and pushed the throttle to full speed. He flipped a few switches on the weapons console. "I'm going to hit it with some conventional weapons, just to soften its shielding before we fire the EMP."

Two M61A1 Vulcan cannons emerged from the underside of the shuttle, and opened fire at 6,000 rounds per minute. A shower of sparks lit up the satellite, just as Franklin unleashed a volley of rocket propelled grenades - each armed with an extremely potent explosive. The satellite was knocked back from the impact, and pieces of it were breaking off.

"Good job - you've made several cracks in the armor. Hit the EMP now, before it can repair itself!"

Franklin flipped the switch for the EMP cannon. There was a great flash of light.

Then everything went black.

sterlingice

01-13-2005, 12:11 PM

Aw, I figured you'd let this play out a little longer. But better to solve your problems than let them fester, I suppose :)

SI

Franklinnoble

01-13-2005, 12:16 PM

Aw, I figured you'd let this play out a little longer. But better to solve your problems than let them fester, I suppose :)

SI

Oh, I still might stick with the original plan - I'm going to wait until this afternoon to do a total re-work... just laying the foundation here.

*** spoiler ***

The only question is, will our hero be blacked-out for thirty seconds, or thirty years?

Franklinnoble

01-13-2005, 01:44 PM

Alright... so, it looks like the game is lost. So, I'm re-booting. Sort of.

I'm going to pick up 25-30 years in the future. It's going to take me a while to get that written out. But, at that point, we'll be doing custom drafts again. So, feel free to submit players. If you want to re-submit old players, that's OK, I suppose... we can use the old "son of..." trick. Or something.

Sorry about this. This team was just getting rolling. Now I'm going to have to re-build all over again.

Ragone

01-13-2005, 03:23 PM

I think Franklin is going for the Bobby Ewing approach :)

I'd like to be the Top Wr in the next draft you run :)

thealmighty

01-13-2005, 05:03 PM

Let's hope for another stud...

Al MIghty, Jr.
Somewhere from Texas, kick-ass player

Franklinnoble

01-13-2005, 05:30 PM

I think Franklin is going for the Bobby Ewing approach :)

I'd like to be the Top Wr in the next draft you run :)

I need a first and last name, at least.

Any college preference?

I cannot guarantee you'll be the top WR... the importer seems to throw a bit of randomness at the draft files. But your odds are good, and, so far, only one that I've created hasn't been drafted at all (although, he had high volatility - ended up as a good backup QB... would have played somewhere, someday... maybe... )

MacroGuru

01-13-2005, 06:23 PM

Dennis Thomas
BYU
CB or S

Ragone

01-13-2005, 07:41 PM

I need a first and last name, at least.

Any college preference?

I cannot guarantee you'll be the top WR... the importer seems to throw a bit of randomness at the draft files. But your odds are good, and, so far, only one that I've created hasn't been drafted at all (although, he had high volatility - ended up as a good backup QB... would have played somewhere, someday... maybe... )

Sorry :) Brian Butts

Louisville for college

JeeberD

01-14-2005, 09:47 AM

JeebieD Mack TE UTEP

Franklinnoble

01-14-2005, 04:06 PM

JeebieD Mack TE UTEP

"Jeebie"?

Just wanna make sure...

Franklinnoble

01-14-2005, 04:34 PM

Somewhere in space...

There was total darkness. He was asleep without dreaming, almost without awareness. He couldn't wake up, and didn't have any motivation to do so if he could. It was peaceful.

Then, a voice. Faint. Distant at first. What was it? He tried to focus on it. Finally...

*Franklin... can you hear me?*

I can't speak.

*Don't speak, just focus your thoughts on me.*

Suddenly, there was fear, panic. Awareness began to wash over him.

Where am I? What's going on?

*You must relax. Trust me. It's John. Do you remember me?*

Of course. Of course. The satellite... what happened?

*Stay calm. You are in critical condition. It's a miracle you're alive at all. The satellite is gone, but you need help. I am on the way now.*

On the way? You were sitting right next to me. Why can't I wake up? I can't feel anything.

*You're... paralyzed... temporarily. Partly comotose, if you will. But you must not panic - your body cannot handle the shock. I will be there soon, and you will have medical attention.*

I'm still in space. What happened? The cannon fired...

*Yes. Your shielding was compromised. The EMP struck you as well as the satellite. Fortunately, you had a lifepac.*

Lifepac?

*A shielded compartment formed by the nanomachines in your spine. In the event of systemic failure, they come online. Your ship was badly damaged - they placed you in hibernation, and have been providing life support, but their resources were limited.*

Why aren't you here?

*The one you were with was destroyed in the blast. He backed his memory up before leaving, and I was brought online after headquarters determined that you were not coming back. Please stand by - I am bringing you onboard now.*

Onboard what?

*We have a large spacecraft. You are now in the cargo bay. I am running medical scans... oh, my.*

What? What?

*Just a moment.*

The blackness returned. Then, awareness came rushing back again. There was hunger. Pain. And sound.

He still could not speak.

"Don't try to talk yet. You have no capacity for it." It was definately John's voice.

What do you mean? What the hell is going on? Why can't I see?

"There's no easy way to tell you this, but there's not much left of you right now. The nanomachines have used most of your own flesh to keep your brain alive in hibernation. I'm reconstructing you now. You have no eyes. No face. No vocal chords. Your arms and legs are gone. Only your critical organs remain, and only in limited capacity. Try not to panic. You'll be fine in a day or so, but you're still in critical condition. It's a miracle you're alive at all."

How did this happen? How long was I trapped in that ship?

"Twenty four years. I have to put you back to sleep now - this will be very painful otherwise."

JeeberD

01-14-2005, 05:17 PM

"Jeebie"?

Just wanna make sure...

Jeeber was the dad, Jeebie is the kid... :)

Franklinnoble

01-14-2005, 06:03 PM

Tempe, Arizona
February, 2030

After two weeks in a gelatinous suspension of proteins and nanomachines, Franklin was happy to be able to finally stand up and walk again. He was still very gaunt, his muscles were still growing, his equilibrium was bad, his skin was constantly itching, he had very little hair, and bright light was hard on his eyes.

Other than that, he was fine.

The world around him had changed quite a bit. There were many more high rise buildings in the Valley of the Sun, and the urban sprawl was truly out of control. Wide swaths of indian reservation around the city had been privatized (except for the areas with the casinos, of course), and Phoenix was a booming metropolis, finally complete with light rail.

Most every car was a clean running electric model of some sort. Cash money was rarely used at all. And nanotechnology still hadn't run amok. That was mostly John's doing.

He had been running the corporations and businesses in Franklin's absence. He had been missing and presumed dead, but everything was arranged for John to take legal ownership in that event a long time ago. The microtechnology sector was clearly dominated by Franklin's corporate interests, and development was kept under careful watch.

That's almost all that John wanted to discuss during Franklin's limited waking hours. But now that he was more alert, he wanted to know one thing:

"So, how's the team doing?"

John smiled. He looked a lot older now - he had let himself 'age' to keep up appearances. "Well, not bad, but not great. I haven't been doing much with it. Most of the last twenty years, I've been letting the coaches and scouts run most of it."

Franklin threw his hands up. "Well, damn. We had a really good draft right before I left. What happened? Did we win a title or anything with those guys?"

"Sadly, no."

"Why? What went wrong?"

"Well, things looked really good for about two years. Then there was the big strike."

"No way!"

"Yep. It was brutal. Big fight over shared revenue, TV contracts, drug testing, you name it. It was a mess. The league shut down for two years. Federal courts had to settle it. They voided every player contract in the process. We had to start all over, and the fans were pissed. They took a long time to come back, and some say we still have a long way to go."

"That shocks me."

"Well, everyone got greedy. The salary cap expired, contracts went out of control, rich owners bought everyone, small markets couldn't compete. It was ugly. On top of that, college football switched to a playoff system. So, fans gave up on the NFL, and went back to watching the college game. In fact, most college teams are still more popular than their professional counterparts."

"Damn."

"Yeah, pretty much. Things got back on track around 2011. But, by then, I wasn't that interested in it anyway. I almost sold the team about ten years ago, but couldn't bring myself to do it. The fans hate me. We've been moderately competitive - a few playoff appearances here and there, and we won the division last year, but no Super Bowls."

"We need to find a way to get me re-introduced."

"I've been working on that. It's a little harder to fake an identity these days, but I've pretty much got a back door into every government computer system on the planet. You're going to be the long-lost son of, well, yourself. Your father was missing and presumed dead while hunting in northern Manitoba 24 years ago. You're the child he had with a woman that died right about the same time in a car accident. She's got no living relatives or known friends, so the story should hold up. You were raised in an orphanage that was shut down for criminal neglect thirteen years ago, and you've been a runaway ever since. You're now 25, and you've been living in Baja for six years."

"Great story. But how did I end up here, and prove that I'm my own kid?"

"All you have of your parents is a photograph of the two of them together." John handed over a worn looking 4 x 6 snapshot of Franklin and a woman he'd never seen before. "We'll modify your appearance a bit to fit the mold. There's DNA on file for you - I took care of that. Your current DNA will appear to be an indisputible match for your own offspring. Get it?"

"Yeah. I think."

"Legally, you're entitled to nothing. You made the arrangements for me to get everything because you didn't have any children. However, for the public's benefit, I'm giving you the team as a gesture of good will."

"They'll never buy that. And the league won't approve."

"Actually, the public will probably love having the son of Franklin Brown as the owner again - they still talk about it at sports bars around here... most folks saw you as a savior, and think the league never would have gone down the way it did if you'd been around. As for the league approval, you don't need to worry about that. The commissioner is a good friend of mine - I've already spoken to him about it. We go public in a week, once you're feeling a little better."

"Great. Listen, thanks for this. And, I'm sorry you didn't make it back."

"Don't worry. I might be an artificial intelligence, but at the end of the day, I'm still a machine. I'm sure I didn't feel a thing."

Franklinnoble

01-17-2005, 02:15 PM

Update coming soon... last call for the 2030 draft...

laffercurve

01-17-2005, 02:18 PM

Samuel Hass, ILB, Iowa State Univ.

Thanks for the interaction.

Franklinnoble

01-17-2005, 03:42 PM

Phoenix, Arizona
February, 2030

The phone in Ron Welch's corner office beeped. He punched the "Speaker" button.

"Yes?"

His secretary spoke. "Mr. Welch, you have a phone call from Ms. LaFave."

Debra LaFave. He hadn't heard from her in a few years. "Put her through."

"Well hello, Ron. How's life for my favorite sports editor?"

He and Debra used to speak regularly while she was the publicist for the Scorpions. She had decided to move on a few years ago, and had taken a job as a professor at the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism at Arizona State. "I'm doing well, Debra. How are things at ASU?"

"Oh, you know. Keeping busy with the demands of all these young, eager minds." Debra had a thing for younger guys. Ron had dated her for a while, many years ago, but it just didn't work out - by the time he hit 30, he was just too old for her tastes.

"Well, good for them. What can I do for you?"

"I've got a big scoop for you, Ron. Want to know who the new owner of the Scorpions is?"

Ron raised an eyebrow. "I wasn't aware they were for sale."

"Oh, it's better than that. They weren't sold."

"Ok... what's the deal, then?"

"Well, apparently, Franklin Brown had a long-lost son. And Junior has finally found his way home."

"You're kidding. How do you know this?"

"Oh, I still have friends at the office." No doubt it was some poor lovesick former conquest of hers trying to win favor.

"Well, I'll need to do some checking. Why are you telling me this?"

"You're not very intuitive for a reporter, Ron. I always have been sweet on you."

Ron chuckled. "Hah! Well, if only I were 20 years younger."

"Don't be a jerk, Ron." Debra hung up.

Well, damn. What the hell was that all about? Ron decided he'd have to buy her some flowers or something, after he did a little checking into the Scorpions story.

***

The old Brown estate was still one of the more impressive homes in Tempe. It was nearly an entire city block, surrounded by brick walls and obscured by dense trees and shrubs around the perimeter. It would likely be the most expensive home in Arizona, if there were any chance it would ever actually sell.

Ron pulled up to the guard station at the main driveway. It was entirely automated. He spoke into the speaker box. "Ron Welch to see Mr. Smith."

"I'm sorry. You do not appear to have an appointment, Mr. Welch." the computer replied.

"I know. Could you let him know that I'm here, please?"

"Please wait."

John was immediately aware of what was going on outside. He walked over to the gym, where Franklin was working out. He was already looking much more fit.

"Ron Welch is at the gate."

Franklin grinned. "I always liked Ron. Think somebody tipped him off?"

"It's possible. We've been talking to the league about bringing you back on, and filing a lot of paperwork. I'm sure someone at the office leaked it."

"Well, the league has already approved it. We're just waiting to make the announcement, right?"

"Right."

"Is Ron still the Scorpions beat reporter?"

"No, he's been the editor of the sports page for years now. He still comes to all the games, though. Writes a column on the team about once a week during the season."

"Well, hell. Why not just let him have the scoop?"

"Fine by me."

"Alright. You let him in and keep him busy for a minute. I'll go clean up."

John sent a message out to the guard station. The computer spoke. "Please come in, Mr. Welch."

Ron drove up the long driveway and parked in front of the house. It was a large brick colonial style mansion; a stark contrast to the drab tile and stucco that appeared all over the valley. He walked up to the front door and knocked. John answered.

"Mr. Welch. This is an unexpected privilege. Please come in."

"Thank you, Mr. Smith." Ron followed John into a large entertainment room. There were leather sofas, a wall-sized television, and a bar. Drinks were already poured.

"The usual?" John handed him a tall cherry coke.

"Don't mind if I do, thanks." Everything was first-class out here. Even the real cherry coke, right down to the actual cherry in the glass.

John grabbed a bottled water and sat at one of the sofas. Ron sat across from him. "So, what brings you out here today?"

"Besides the cherry coke?" Ron grinned. "I heard a little bit of a rumor, and I was wondering if you'd care to comment on it."

John smiled. "I'll tell you what. I'll comment on it, if you tell me who told you."

Ron demurred. "Come on, John. You know I've got to protect my source."

"Don't worry, Ron. I'm not really that worried about it. I'm just curious if Debbie LaFave still has a thing for you."

Ron looked bemused. "Why does it seem like I'm the only one who doesn't get that?"

"I don't know, but you ought to buy her some flowers or something."

"Funny, I was just thinking that."

"Anyhow, about that rumor. I suppose it'd be easier to let him tell you about it?"

"Who?"

"Me." Franklin walked into the room.

Ron was stunned. He was the spitting image of Franklin Brown, only he looked like he was about 25. "Damn... so it is true."

Ron stood up as the men shook hands. Franklin introduced himself. "Franklin Brown, Jr., at your service."

***

Franklin spent the next half hour telling his story while Ron scribbled notes on his handheld computer. The story would be online this evening. The Arizona Republic, like all newspapers, didn't publish an actual paper anymore. Content was published online and sent automatically to subscribers. The paper made more money anytime a story was picked up by a national news media outlet. This would qualify.

Ron figured he'd have time to make some calls to the league for comment and verification, but for now, he had a few more questions for the new owner.

"So, what are your immediate plans for the team? What is your vision, as an owner?"

"I never knew my old man, but people tell me all the time now that I'm a lot like him. So, I'll probably be the same sort of owner. It might be before my time, but I'm a fan of the way the game used to be. I want to build a dynasty. My father never got to see his team win a title. I'm going to pick up where he left off."

"He got beat up pretty bad in the press after that 2-14 season. That was his last year here."

"True, but he had a heck of a draft after that. If it hadn't been for the strike, there's no telling how good that team would have been."

Ron nodded. He'd always wondered that himself. The trio of Riggins, Palmer, and Hayden was meant to be the core of a great dynasty, one that was interrupted before its time. "Alright, so, I'm sure you've had a chance to get familiar with the roster and staff you have now. What do you think the team needs?"

"I'm pretty excited about the guys we have right now. David King is coming off his best season as a running back, and Tyrus Travers had a great rookie season at WR."

"What are you going to do about the quarterback situation?"

"Well, Nelson Utley looks like the starter, for now. Bernard Nissen is the most capable backup at this point."

"What about Barlup? You guys are paying him a ton of money." Randall Barlup was taken high in the first round of last year's draft, but wasn't showing much for it yet.

"Barlup has to prove himself. Honestly, though, he has some time to work on his game. He's got four years left on his deal, and everyone knows we can't cut him now. Our cap situation is already in real bad shape."

"Speaking of the cap - the Scorpions are presently $24 million over. How are you going to fix that?"

"It's not going to be easy. We're going to try to re-negotiate some contracts, and we're probably going to have to move some players. But I don't think it's as bad as it looks right now."

"You have the 22nd pick in the draft - what do you expect to do with it?"

"It's too early to tell. That will probably be a draft-day decision."

"Do you think you can win the division again this year?"

"I think we won last year by going 8-8. That's not good. We're going to have to play better this year, there's no doubt about that."

"What about the stadium situation? A lot of people are saying that the team needs a new place to be more competitive."

"Let me be very clear on that. No one from this organization has ever said that. The stadium is not an issue. My only concern is how we're going to go about filling it. Our attendance is abysmal."

"Team publicist and marketing director Brian Bosworth just resigned. Have you hired anyone new?" Bosworth had taken over LaFave's duties after she had quit, and he had been a favorite with the media.

"Matt Leinart is going to take over marketing. Lindsey Lohan will be our new publicist."

Ron raised an eyebrow. "You're not worried about Lohan's reputation?"

Franklin shook his head. "Those photos were from a long time ago. I'm not going to hold it against her that her acting career tanked and she went to Hef when she needed the money."

Ron looked over his notes. "Well, that's all I have. When will you be holding a press conference?"

Franklin smiled. "I don't suppose I need one now. I'll let you have the exclusive on this one, Ron."

Ron grinned and stood up. "Well, I've got some work to do. Thanks for your time, Mr. Brown"

Ron got into his car and punched up ftd.com on the dashboard console as he drove off back towards his office.

Franklinnoble

01-18-2005, 10:55 AM

Ok... this year's draft is closed. Update coming soon...

StanGunner

01-18-2005, 11:26 AM

If you haven't actually closed the draft or if you have here are two for next year.
sons of StanGunner
Bill Gunner DB Univ Buffalo
Brad Gunner LB Syracuse

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 01:41 PM

Sorry... the Gunner boys will have to wait until next season...

Offseason update on the way.

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 01:41 PM

2030 Off-season Report

The Scorpions kept their lead scout, Brenden Babic, but fired the coaching staff. In a move eerily reminiscent of his "predecessor," Franklin hired a head coach, offensive coordinator, and defensive coordinator with no previous NFL experience. The new staff included:

Head Coach: Roosevelt Sharpe
Off. Coord: Kim Bobbitt
Def. Coord: Robert Lindsay

After assembling a front office staff, the next priority became cap management. With the team $24.5 million over the $189 million salary cap, there was a lot of contract re-negotiation to do.

With a few clever trades and a lot of contract re-negotiations, the Scorpions are able to keep most of the team together and stay under the cap. For this year, anyways. There's $15.5 million in dead money this season, and $15.8 million scheduled for next season. There won't be much free agent activity for Arizona this year.

After the free agency period completed, the focus was shifted on the draft. There were six top-notch players available, none of which the Scorpions had any realistic shot of acquiring. They were:

* Brian Butts - WR - Louisville - 55/92: If he meets his potential, he could be the greatest of all time.

* Kristopher McLeod - RB - Arkansas State - 63/81: Brilliant, talented, runs a 4.3 40. But had some off-the-field problems at school that might cost him a few places in the draft.

* Al Mighty, Jr. - DE - Texas A&M - 47/84: A monster lineman that can tackle and get to the QB.

* Samuel Hass - ILB - Iowa State - 42/90: Might be the best all-around defender in the draft. No known weakness in his game.

* JeebieD Mack - TE - UTEP - 63/92: There isn't a linebacker in the league that can cover him, and he holds his own when asked to block.

* Dennis Thomas - CB - BYU - 40/79: A shut-down corner with great speed, not afraid to put a big hit on opposing WR's.

With pick #22 in the first round, the strategy on draft day is to hold tight and see if anyone falls to an attainable level worth moving up. Otherwise, the Scorpions may trade down for future considerations.

The draft begins, and round one unfolds:

1. Seattle - Mighty, Al, Jr., DE, Texas A&M
2. Oakland - Butts, Brian, WR, Louisville
3. Baltimore - McLeod, Kristopher, RB, Arkansas State
4. St. Louis - Hyde, Kerry, QB, Ohio State
5. New Jersey - Thomas, Dennis, CB, Brigham Young
6. San Francisco - Hass, Samuel, ILB, Iowa State
7. New England - Pratt, Randolph, T, Central Washington
8. New Orleans - Delgado, Cole, QB, Moravian
9. Cincinnati - Bennett, Caleb, DT, Prairie View A&M
10. Kansas City - Walton, Trevor, DE, Southern Arkansas

Hmm. Mack is still on the board after ten. Do we wait, or do we make a call to Minnesota, who picks next?

After some deliberation, the decision is made. The cap is too tight right now. If he's still there after 14, we try to make a deal.

11. Minnesota - Mack, JeebieD, TE, Texas - El Paso
12. Dallas - Harvey, Wilson, T, Texas Southern
13. Carolina - Bowman, Craig, WR, St. Francis, Pa.
14. Houston - Quinn, Brad, DT, William Patterson
15. Indianapolis - Rich, Kadeem, WR, Langston
16. Detroit - Davis, Blair, DE, Concordia, Ill.
17. Tampa Bay - Sosa, Felipe, CB, Tarleton State
18. Dallas - Hodge, Jamie, G, Hawaii
19. Green Bay - McFadden, Mario, S, Illinois
20. Jacksonville - Sims, Dawson, T, La Verne
21. Chicago - Colon, Nathan, T, St. Joseph's, Ind.

Well, so much for that. Minnesota doesn't pass up on a sure thing. We're at 22, and there's nothing first-round worthy on the board but QB's and WR's (and, they're not that great). We don't need help there, so it's time to trade. We send the #22 pick, along with 7th round picks in 2031 and 2032 to Seattle for next year's first round pick - hoping that Seattle will still suck in a year. The rest of the first round:

22. Seattle - Wise, Riley, DE, Campbellsville
23. Pittsburgh - Stewart, Jonah, RB, Abiline Christian
24. New York - Houston, Barrett, DE, Delaware Valley
25. Denver - Orr, Vance, CB, Adams State
26. Miami - Pruitt, Reginald, QB, Kentucky Wesleyan
27. Atlanta - Serrano, Wayne, T, Missouri Southern
28. Philadelphia - Willis, Devon, RB, Southern Illinois
29. Cleveland - Hamilton, Tate, DT, Boise State
30. Tennessee - French, Francisco, RB, Eastern Michigan
31. Buffalo - Byrd, Eric, DT, Tulsa
32. Washington - Frederick, Drew, ILB, Henderson State

The remainder of the draft for the Scorpions is unremarkable. The hope is that some of the players taken will break out and be better than advertised, but, in reality, none have great hopes of making the roster.

Rnd 2 - Tracy Higgins, WR, Livingstone - 20/51: No glaring weakness, but no obvious brilliance, either. Might hang on as a special teams player.
[b]Rnd 3 - Zachery Fernandez, C, Ball State - 18/49: Backup quality, but could be better than scouted.
Rnd 4 - Darryl Barber, DT, Wagner - 20/35: Needs to have a great training camp to make the team.
Rnd 5 - Issac Armstrong, DE, Ouachita - 19/33: See above.

After camp, there are no great surprises. Higgins looks like a bust, and is gone. Backup QB Bernard Nissen is traded, to clear cap space and to give Barlup more reps (plus, New Jersey is willing to part with next year's 1st round pick for him).

The rest of the rookies manage to make the team, more a factor of the need for backups than any endorsement of their talent.

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 01:46 PM

Just an update on the "Big Six" rookies - No busts... all look like studs. Thomas and Hass haven't signed yet, and are holding out for more money.

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 01:54 PM

2030 Regular Season - Mid Season Update

The Scorpions start out 4-1. But in week 5, Utley blows his ACL. Just when things were looking good for Arizona, the unproven Barlup has to take over...

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 03:36 PM

2030 Postseason

Second-year Quarteback Randall Barlup picked up right where starter Nelson Utley left off.

Barlup passed for 2926 yards, 18 TDs, and 15 INTs for a rating of 84.1 in 11 games as a starter. The Scorpions finished the regular season with the #1 passing offense in the league.

The Scorpions also had the #3 rushing defense in the league, and while the rushing offense was weak, and the passing defense was mediocre, it was enough for Arizona to finish 13-3, the best record in the league.

Arizona enjoyed the first-round bye, then stomped the Seahawks 38-13 in the Divisional round.

In the NFC title game, the Scorpions hosted the Buccaneers. Arizona earned its first berth in the Super Bowl by defeating Tampa Bay 31-24.

The Scorpions were three point favorites heading into the championship game against Jacksonville. Jaguars QB German Gayle had been the Super Bowl MVP back in 2026 while with the Carolina Panthers, and the Jags had a great deal of confidence in their veteran signal caller.

Would it be enough for the Jaguars?

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 04:51 PM

El Paso, TX

February, 2031 - Super Bowl Sunday

Franklin stood in his owners box at Mike Price Stadium and surveyed the field. The teams were going through their pre-game warmups, and he was waiting for Ron Welch to show up.

Welch entered and greeted him. Franklin remarked, "I can't believe we're having a Super Bowl in El Paso."

"Why not? Most college programs have nicer stadiums than the pros now anyways. UTEP football is huge down here."

"I dunno. I guess I must have missed something. There's not much to do down here. You'd think the league would want a location that would draw more tourists."

"Hey, they've had the Super Bowl in Minneapolis in the winter. Anything is possible. Besides, this works out really good for the Scorpions. I think I can see the Arizona state line from here."

"That's true."

"So, you guys are 3 point favorites. Does that surprise you?"

"No. If we didn't have a quarterback that was essentially a rookie, we'd be 7 point favorites."

"It's pretty amazing, this being your first year as owner."

"Not really. John did a good job with this club, I think he deserves more credit. The foundation was here, this was just the year everything fell into place."

"Well, enjoy it while it lasts. Your cap situation doesn't look so hot."

Franklin nodded. That much was true. The Scorpions were scheduled to be $12 million over next year's cap. Plus, there was bound to be a mother of a QB controversy brewing. But that wasn't important today. Today was about the realization of a dream - a dream that had been a long time coming.

Franklin turned to Ron. "You're welcome to watch the game up here. I've only got a handful of guests coming."

"Thanks, but I need to be down in the press box. I'm sure I'll catch you after the game. Good luck."

***

The game itself was a low-scoring nail-biter. Both teams traded touchdown passes in the first half, and the game was still tied at 7 late in the fourth quarter.

Jacksonville had the ball, and they were driving. German Gayle was in a rhythm, and was hitting short passes left and right. The Jaguars made it to the Scorpions 40 yard line. One more first down, and they'd be in field goal range.

The clock was ticking, and there wouldn't be much time, if any, for Arizona to get the ball back if the Jags scored. Gayle scrambled for 7 yards, setting up 2nd and 3 from the 33. It would be a fifty yard field goal from here - a little long for Jacksonville kicker Marlon Grismore. The Jags ran another play. Gayle dropped back to pass, and found all-pro TE J.R. Boyer open over the middle near the five yard line. He drilled the ball towards Boyer.

But he never saw Scorpions strong safety Stephen Yost. Yost came from underneath and lept for the pass, and intercepted it at the 7 yard line. Boyer stumbled and fell. Yost took off running on the near sideline. He had blockers. There was only Gayle to beat.

Yost stiff-armed the Jaguars quarterback and rumbled 93 yards for a touchdown. The Scorpions defense clamped down for the remaining 43 seconds of the game, and Arizona won the Super Bowl, 14-7.

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 05:41 PM

Get your draft suggestions in now!

:D

sterlingice

01-19-2005, 06:21 PM

Sterling Ice, LB, Kansas

Guess that Seattle draft pick didn't move too far. How about the New Jersey one?

SI

Cap Ologist

01-19-2005, 06:48 PM

Michael Ryan, QB, Texas A&M University

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 07:17 PM

Phoenix, Arizona
February, 2031

Calvin Churchill walked into the guidance counselor's office at Mountain Pointe High School and spoke to the receptionist. "Hi, I'm a new student transfer."

The receptionist smiled. "What grade are you in, Calvin?"

"I'm a Junior."

"OK. You'll need to see Miss MacPherson. Sign in and have a seat."

Calvin only had to wait a few minutes. Miss MacPherson welcomed him into her office. "Hi, Calvin. Come on in."

Calvin entered the office and had a seat in one of the chairs in front of Miss MaPherson's desk.

"So, where are you transferring from?"

"El Dorado High School in California, ma'am."

"Wow. Tough having to move in the middle of the year."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Well, I'll need your transcripts. Press the thumbpad, please." Calvin pressed the silver pad on the desk. The computer beeped. Miss MacPherson reviewed the records. "Well, it looks like you're a good student, Calvin. I think we can get you scheduled and into classes today."

"That'd be great."

"Would you like someone to show you around the campus?"

"No, thanks. I have a map."

"Ok, well, here's your schedule. Have your parents e-mail the authorization forms back to finish the transfer... oh, wait... here they are. Wow, I guess they were expecting that." She smiled. "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

"Could you tell me where I could find Coach Lester?"

"You play football?"

"Well, I was thinking of trying out in the fall."

"It's a good idea to get an early start. They have spring and summer camps. Coach Lester teaches history. His classroom is on the second floor."

"Great. Thanks!" Calvin walked out of the room, and down the hallway, allowing himself a slight grin along the way.

Franklinnoble

01-19-2005, 07:19 PM

Sterling Ice, LB, Kansas

Guess that Seattle draft pick didn't move too far. How about the New Jersey one?

SI

Ugh. The Seattle pick is #19. The New Jersey one is #29. Nissen did pretty well for them.

Still, three first rounders is a lot... we can trade up if we need to.

MacroGuru

01-19-2005, 11:09 PM

Another one for

My Son's name

Avery Thomas
Memphis, TN
QB or WR

JeeberD

01-19-2005, 11:56 PM

Franklinnoble

01-20-2005, 11:03 AM

Beautiful! :D :D :D

Yeah, I thought you might like that. :D

Draft file is closed. Save your picks for next season...

Franklinnoble

01-20-2005, 12:59 PM

Off Season Report - 2031

Team physician Dr. Doug Ross gave his report to Franklin and Coach Sharpe. The prognosis was fair, but not great.

"Utley's knee is about as rehabilitated as it's going to get. But he should play with a brace, and he's not going to have as much mobility as he did before."

Franklin rubbed his chin. "Coach, you've seen him throw in mini-camp. How's he look?"

Sharpe replied, "He's still pretty accurate on the short stuff, but he doesn't have as much on his long ball anymore. His timing is off, and, like the doc said, he's not very mobile right now. He might just need more work."

"Realistically, is he going to challenge Barlup for the job?"

"Boss, I've never been a big fan of Barlup's. I think he's inaccurate and careless with the ball at times. But, with Utley being hurt, it's a toss-up between the two of them."

"Well, Barlup is about ten years younger. He's still got room to grow. If that's the case, I think we need to move Utley. He's costing us too much money to be a backup quarterback, and I think I can get at least a second round pick for him right now."

"What we need is a running back."

That much was true. David King had sufferred a serious drop in production last season, and his backup, Stephen Lundy, had retired. "Well, I don't know if we're going to get a decent running back. We have three first round picks, but they're all high. I'm going to have a look at who's available in free agency, but our cap is tight right now, and I don't know if we can afford it."

"Maybe a trade?"

"Maybe. We'll see." Franklin adjourned the meeting.

***

In what was considered a blockbuster trade, the Scorpions sent Nelson Utley, David King, the #32 pick, and this year's and next year's second round picks to San Francisco for RB Wade Stiehl.

Stiehl was a 5th year running back from Pitt who had averaged just over a thousand yards in his first four seasons. He was a considerable upgrade to the Scorpions rushing attack. The only catch was that he was in the last year of his contract, and would expect big money to re-sign.

The move also cleared over $2 million in cap space for Arizona, but they were still hampered in free agency due to the expected costs of their draft picks.

***

Draft Day - 2031

Arizona had some holes to fill, but no glaring needs, so there was a good chance that the Scorpions would once again be trading out their high first round picks for future considerations - unless a top-notch player fell further than expected. The blue chip picks for this draft were:

Michael Ryan - QB - Texas A&M - 41/95: Loads of potential. Should be the top player taken, although New England doesn't really need a QB, so he might slip.

Robbie Rodriguez - ILB - UTEP - 49/88: A brutal tackler with a tendency to drool.

Bill Gunner - S - Buffalo - 56/83: Swift, hard hitting, and lethal on kick returns.

Avery Thomas - WR - Memphis - 40/74: Sure handed deep threat that can stretch the field and will kill teams that let him get open behind coverage.

Brad Gunner - OLB - Syracuse - 34/69: Solid defender that will excel as a pass rusher in the right system.

Sterling Ice - ILB - Kansas - 32/64: Smart middle linebacker with good physical talent.

The draft began, and Franklin kept a watch on the early part of the first round, to see if any opportunities presented themselves:

1. New England - Warsaw, Alvin, RB, Maryland
2. San Francisco - Ross, Roberto, DE, Sioux Falls
3. New Orleans - Davis, Blair, DE, Concordia, Ill.
4. San Diego - Thomas, Avery, WR, Memphis
5. Oakland - Nelson, Adrien, WR, Memphis
6. Houston - Gunner, Brad, OLB, Syracuse
7. Carolina - West, Logan, WR, Millsaps
8. Detroit - Rodriguez, Robbie, ILB, Texas - El Paso
9. Chicago - Patrick, Chadwick, T, Tennessee State

Amazing. Michael Ryan is still on the board. Teams must be scared of his size - 5'10", 197. Maybe he's a colossal bust waiting to happen - or maybe not. Miami picks next.

Franklin makes a phone call.

Miami accepts the #19 pick, and this year's third round pick, in exchange for their spot at #10. It could be a great steal. The next 19 picks of the first round:

10. Arizona - Ryan, Michael, QB, Texas A&M
11. Buffalo - Gunner, Bill, S, Buffalo
12. Kansas City - Chavez, Nathaniel, QB, Mass. - Dartmouth
13. St. Louis - Ice, Sterling, ILB, Kansas
14. Tennessee - Kramer, Elliot, G, Ouachita
15. Green Bay - Burch, Garret, S, Indiana Univ., Pa.
16. Detroit - Bender, Will, DT, Bates
17. New York - Spears, Garrett, RB, Manchester
18. Dallas - Rush, Eli, DE, Morehead State
19. Miami - McFadden, Jovan, T, Mississippi State
20. Denver - Jacobson, Riley, DE, Wyoming
21. Tampa Bay - Harvey, Arthur, S, St. Thomas, Minn.
22. Buffalo - O'Neil, Ross, QB, William Jewell
23. Washington - Evans, Christian, QB, Western Michigan
24. Minnesota - Boyer, Avery, QB, Northwood
25. Cleveland - Buck, German, T, Kenyon
26. Pittsburgh - Barber, Bennett, ILB, Greenville
27. Baltimore - Mathis, Quentin, OLB, Delta State
28. Indianapolis - Cantrell, Kellen, OLB, Northern Illinois

At number 29, there's simply not much talent, so the Scorpions trade their remaining picks to New Orleans for their #1 pick next year. The rest of the first round:

29. New Orleans - Sutton, Jeffery, OLB, Johnson C. Smith
30. Philadelphia - Little, Derik, QB, Furman
31. Buffalo - Montgomery, Alfonso, CB, Nebraska Wesleyan
32. San Francisco - Harding, Kobe, G, Bowling Green

With that, Franklin and the coaching staff packs up to leave. Their draft is over. They'll fill the roster out with free agents, and soon it'll be time for training camp - with high hopes for their new quarterback.

sterlingice

01-20-2005, 01:10 PM

Aw, man. I went to St Louis :(

SI

Franklinnoble

01-20-2005, 01:12 PM

Aw, man. I went to St Louis :(

SI

Yeah, if you had fallen to 20, I could have made a move.

Ah, well. Could be worse, I suppose.

sterlingice

01-20-2005, 01:13 PM

Yeah, I suppose I could have been drafted by the Cowboys http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

SI

thealmighty

01-20-2005, 01:21 PM

Franklin, how did last years rookies end up doing?

Franklinnoble

01-20-2005, 01:24 PM

Pre-Season - 2031

Franklin stood atop the bleachers overlooking the Scorpions practice field in Tempe. It was early morning - the Arizona heat was too intense this time of year for practice any later in the day. He watched the diminutive Michael Ryan sling perfectly timed passes to his wide receivers. He turned to coach Sharpe.

"He looks real good."

"Yep. Steal of the draft, no doubt. He's already better than Barlup."

"You think so?"

"I'd like to start him. If you don't mind."

"Why would I mind?"

"Well, media might give you a hard time about it."

"I don't give a rat's ass about that. If the kid can play, let's turn him loose."

Coach Sharpe nodded. "He could be really great."

"You don't think his size hinders him at all?"

"Nope. He moves around real well in the pocket. He can find his lanes OK. And he's not afraid to take off and run with it."

"Good. Let him start. Barlup will probably be pissed, but he'll have to deal with it. This makes me feel a lot better about that Utley trade."

Franklinnoble

01-20-2005, 01:31 PM

Franklin, how did last years rookies end up doing?

Good question. Let's have a look:

Al Mighty, JR - LDE - Seattle: Started 13 games. 32 tackles, 9 sacks.

Brian Butts - FL - Oakland: Started 16 games. 59 catches for 879 yards and 1 TD.

Dennis Thomas - RCB - New Jersey: Started 16 games. 5 INTs, 1 returned for TD.

Samuel Hass - MLB - San Francisco: Started 14 games. 79 tackles, 1 sack.

JeebieD Mack - TE - Minnesota: Started 16 games. 45 catches for 500 yards and 9 TDs.

All of them still have excellent ratings, and, barring injury, should have very solid careers.

Cap Ologist

01-20-2005, 01:49 PM

Woohoo, I might be the starting qb of the Scorpions!

JeeberD

01-20-2005, 02:17 PM

9 TDs, very nice.

You know, Franky, a young, studly TE would be a great compliment to your young, studly QB.

Time to work out a trade... :)

Cap Ologist

01-20-2005, 02:21 PM

9 TDs, very nice.

You know, Franky, a young, studly TE would be a great compliment to your young, studly QB.

Time to work out a trade... :)
Yeah, especially since we make our offseason homes in Lewisville and Carrollton. We're practically next door neighbors and there is an Olive Garden nearby where we can eat and get extra practice in the parking lot.

JeeberD

01-20-2005, 02:37 PM

Time to carbo load on some Fettucini! :D

StanGunner

01-20-2005, 10:42 PM

Please continue to update on our FOFC guys.

Cap Ologist

01-20-2005, 10:44 PM

Maybe I should holdout until management trades for my buddie, JeebieD Mack.

JeeberD

01-20-2005, 11:24 PM

Sounds like a good plan, Mike... :)

Cap Ologist

01-20-2005, 11:52 PM

Dear Franklin Brown Jr.,

I really think you should acqure JeebieD Mack from the Vikings. We spent much of the offseason working out together after you drafted me. Plus, he told me that if you would trade for him, he would let us eat at the Italian restaurant chain that he owns for free. Just think about all those breadsticks.

Please try to trade for him. You'll have an unhappy and unmotivated quarterback otherwise!!!

Sincerely,
Michael Ryan

Cap Ologist

01-20-2005, 11:52 PM

Well, that will either work or I'll find myself out of a job.

JeeberD

01-20-2005, 11:56 PM

Don't forget about the salad! Everyone knows that as long as you come in the restaurant you can eat all the salad you want...no matter if you order an entree or not!

:rolleyes:

Cap Ologist

01-20-2005, 11:58 PM

I'm not much of a salad eater. Mrs. Ologist is though, so she usually eats salad while I work on the breadsticks.

Franklinnoble

01-21-2005, 12:36 PM

2031 - Postseason

Michael Ryan had a solid year for a rookie QB, leading the Scorpions to a 12-4 record, and another divisional title.

Some passing stats of note:

Player Pos Team GP GS Att Cmp Pct Yards Avg Lg TD Int Sck Yards Rating
Gayle, German QB JAX 16 16 504 337 66.8 4602 9.13 84 30 10 31 207 107.4
Utley, Nelson QB SFO 16 16 536 348 64.9 4678 8.72 74 39 13 46 293 106.6
Nissen, Bernard QB NJY 16 16 575 372 64.6 4603 8.00 61 30 9 44 287 100.1
**Ryan, Michael QB ARI 16 16 482 291 60.3 3329 6.90 44 20 16 20 138 81.1

So, it was a good season for former Scorpions QBs as well.

Other noteable stats:

Front Office Football 2004
Rushing Statistics

Player Pos Team GP GS Att Yards Avg Lg TD
Jenkins, Wayne RB CLE 16 16 476 1949 4.09 60 12
**Stiehl, Wade RB ARI 16 16 348 1879 5.39 80 13

Looks like that trade for Stiehl worked out.

Receiving Statistics
Player Pos Team GP GS Targ Ctch Yards Avg YAC Lg TD
Butts, Brian WR OAK 15 15 175 82 1143 13.9 211 48 8
Thomas, Avery WR SDO 16 16 125 77 1412 18.3 284 74 14
**Travers, Tyrus WR ARI 16 16 104 61 818 13.4 105 40 6
Mack, JeebieD TE MIN 16 16 102 61 983 16.1 258 65 9

Defensive Statistics
Player Pos Team GP GS Tckl Asst Sack Blkd Hurr
Gunner, Bill S BUF 16 16 105 45 2.5 2 1
Gunner, Brad OLB HOU 16 16 85 26 2.5 0 1
Mighty, Al, Jr. DE SEA 16 16 43 22 7.5 7 12
Thomas, Dennis CB NJY 16 16 74 27 0.0 0 1
Hass, Samuel ILB SFO 16 16 78 32 1.5 1 1

Robbie Rodriguez only started 7 games, and had 30 tackles. Sterling Ice only played in three games, and had 3 tackles.

Pass Coverage Statistics
Player Pos Team GP GS Ints IRYd TD Defn Cght PPly PDPct
Thomas, Dennis CB NJY 16 16 7 74 1 15 51 640 20.2
**Yost, Stephen S ARI 16 16 4 30 0 18 34 553 20.9
Gunner, Brad OLB HOU 16 16 2 6 0 15 54 575 19.2
Gunner, Bill S BUF 16 16 2 2 0 8 44 517 18.9

The Scorpions had a first-round bye.

In the second round, they hosted the Green Bay Packers, and narrowly escaped, by a score of 30-27.

Fortunately for Arizona, the Carolina Panthers had upset the top-seeded New York Giants, so the conference title game would also be at home. Unfortunately for Arizona, the Panthers proved why they had been able to upset the Giants, and the Scorpions title defense ended with a 20-24 loss to Carolina. The Panthers defense proved formidable, holding Ryan to 167 yards passing, and Stiehl to just 81 yards rushing.

Carolina lost the Super Bowl to New England by a score of 31-20.

Ryan was named offensive rookie of the year. Bill Gunner was defensive ROY.

Franklinnoble

01-21-2005, 12:38 PM

I don't think I can trade for Mack, at least not yet. His contract includes about $3 million per year in pro-rated bonus money, and I doubt the AI will eat that.

Get your 2032 draft suggestions in now. :D

Franklinnoble

01-21-2005, 03:12 PM

Last call for draft picks... I want to close the file this afternoon.

MacroGuru

01-21-2005, 03:14 PM

Keli Tohara
FB
Hawaii

EDIT: Oh and he is 5'8 240 and runs a 4.48 40

laffercurve

01-21-2005, 03:19 PM

If the draft file editor allows height editing:

T Ben Davidson Iowa is 6'-10"!! He's a TCY stud too.

Franklinnoble

01-21-2005, 03:25 PM

If the draft file editor allows height editing:

T Ben Davidson Iowa is 6'-10"!! He's a TCY stud too.

I can edit just about anything. What's he weigh?

laffercurve

01-21-2005, 03:27 PM

I can edit just about anything. What's he weigh?

379 monstrous pounds.

StanGunner

01-21-2005, 03:33 PM

re: Bill Gunner ROY!! yes!

Franklinnoble

01-21-2005, 05:12 PM

Alright... guess I close up the draft file with these two.

I added a few of my own:

QB's Jeff George and Ryan Leaf - could be decent starters, but very volatile. :D
RB Bo Jackson - awesome, but highly injury prone.

Franklinnoble

01-21-2005, 05:55 PM

2032 - Offseason - Part One

The Scorpions were in better cap shape this year, with about $10 million free. They did, however, have several key players in the last year of their deals, and would probably spend most of that money renewing their contracts.

Franklin decided that the passing game needed more weapons for Ryan to thrive, so he made a trade with the Minnesota Vikings, sending Barlup, this year's #29 pick, and next year's first round pick, to the Vikes, in exchange for TE JeebieD Mack.

(expensive sucker, I'll tell you that...)

The move gives the Scorpions a little more cap space, and, more importantly, bolsters the receiving corps for the young QB. Mack should also provide decent blocking on rushing plays.

JeeberD

01-21-2005, 11:12 PM

I'm worth every single penny, Franky... :)

WR Johnnie Lee Higgins, UTEP

Ragone

01-22-2005, 05:08 AM

Please get me outta oakland.. these 80 year olds wearing silver and black spiked shoulderpads scare me :)

Franklinnoble

01-23-2005, 08:57 PM

I'm worth every single penny, Franky... :)

WR Johnnie Lee Higgins, UTEP

It's not the contract cost that bothers me, it's the amount I had to give up in picks and players to acquire him. Hopefully, he'll improve both the rushing and the passing game.

Draft is already closed, Higgins will have to wait until next year.

Franklinnoble

01-23-2005, 09:00 PM

Please get me outta oakland.. these 80 year olds wearing silver and black spiked shoulderpads scare me :)

That will be difficult. Butts is a stud-boy up there... while he's not a fan favorite yet (the kiss of death for any trade), his contract has $7.4 million in bonus money for the next three years. And Oakland will want a king's ransom in players and picks for him.

I'd love to have another top-shelf receiver like that, but I don't think it's doable this year.

Ragone

01-23-2005, 09:03 PM

Well i noticed oakland had another top 5 pick.. and picked another wr... :)

JeeberD

01-27-2005, 12:04 PM

Bumpikins

Franklinnoble

01-27-2005, 06:43 PM

Yeah, I know... been in training all week... update is overdue...

JeeberD

01-28-2005, 12:49 PM

Whenever you've got time, bud... :)

Franklinnoble

01-28-2005, 05:58 PM

Offseason 2032 - Part II

Franklin sat down at the conference table in the middle of the "War room" at Scorpions headquarters in Tempe. There were digital display panels on all the walls with draft prospects listed on them. Statistical information and game film could be accessed with the touch of a finger. This allowed the front office to analyze and compare every college player in this year's draft.

The meeting was joined by lead scout Brenden Babic and head coach Roosevelt Sharpe and his staff. The purpose was to make some final preparations for tomorrow's draft.

"Brenden, bring up the hot list." The hot list was comprised of the top prospects available in the draft. They were the players that were expected to make an immediate impact on any team that claimed them, and were considered worth trading for, if possible.

Babic punched the keypad in front of him, and the main display now presented the following list:

Bo Jackson - RB - Auburn: Exceptional talent. Only drawback is his work ethic - doesn't seem to care much for conditioning.

Ben Davidson - T - Iowa: Enormous behemoth of an offensive lineman.

Keli Tohara - FB - Hawaii: All-around offensive threat, blocking, rushing, and catching.

Jeff George - QB - Illinois: Rare talent, especially with long passes. Could be a bit of a head case.

Franklin spoke. "It's a short list, folks. And we don't have much to work with this year." The Scorpions had the #19 pick in the first round, and late picks in rounds 3 and 5.

"We need a good wide receiver, and we could use a tackle like Davidson, but there's no way he falls that far. We'll have to watch the late rounds and see if there is any hidden talent there." said coach Sharpe.

Babic nodded. "It might be best to trade out completely and hope for better prospects next year. There's not a lot to choose from that will fix any immediate need for us."

"Is ther anyone worth taking with a late pick?" Franklin asked.

Coach Sharpe spoke. "George Morrison will probably be around late. Wide receiver from Minnesota. He's probably too short to make it, but he's a smart kid with decent hands."

Franklin looked over the scouting report on Morrison. He was, by most reports, only the 15th best receiver in the draft. "Alright. If he's around in the fifth round, we'll have a look at him. Unless anything crazy happens, I think we're going to trade the first and third rounders."

***

Draft day began, and the first round, up to the Scorpions pick, went as follows:

1. St. Louis - Jacskson, Bo, RB, Auburn
2. Oakland - Moore, Allan, CB, Presbyterian
3. Cincinnati - Davidson, Ben, T, Iowa
4. Houston - George, Jeff, QB, Illinois
5. Philadelphia - David, Miguel, RB, Fayetteville St.
6. Tennessee - Hubbard, Cristian, QB,
7. Buffalo - Copeland, Jerry, OLB, Morehead State
8. Tampa Bay - Pruitt, Dawson, T, South Dakota
9. Minnesota - Powers, Gage, DT, Brockport State
10. Dallas - Williamson, Kyle, G, Buena Vista
11. New York - Key, Ben, C, Juniata
12. Detroit - Craft, Jeffery, G, Union
13. Tennessee - Jefferson, Brennan, ILB, Morris Brown
14. Indianapolis - Pollard, Kareem, T, Colorado
15. Chicago - George, Marlon, QB, California - Davis
16. Denver - McConnell, Antony, RB, Tufts
17. Baltimore - Reynolds, Felipe, WR, Centre
18. Jacksonville - Soto, Cristopher, CB, Widener

Keli Tohara was easily worth the pick, but Arizona already had two very good FB's on the roster. Babic spoke up. "There's another guy out there now that might be worth a look."

"Who?" Franklin asked.

"Ryan Leaf."

"You've got to be kidding. He's a head-case. That's why he's still on the board."

"Well, we need a third QB. It might be worth a shot."

"No. I'm not paying first-round money to a #3 QB, even on speculation. We're making that trade with Cincinnati."

The Bengals had agreed to trade their first and second round picks next year for Arizona's first and third round picks this year. As long as Cincinnati didn't break out into a playoff team this year, it would be a good deal for the Scorpions.

By the fifth round, there was no great talent available that couldn't be had as an undrafted free agent, and the Scorpions traded their pick to Buffalo for their 5th round pick next year.

There were a few free agent signings after the draft, and then the Scorpions made preparations for training camp.

Franklinnoble

01-28-2005, 06:30 PM

2032 - Postseason

The Scorpions finished 11-5, earning a division title and a first-round bye in the playoffs, thanks mostly to the continued development of QB Michael Ryan, who improved his rating to 95.0, passing for 29 TDs and 12 INTs.

Running back Wade "the man of" Stiehl had 1405 yards rushing and 14 TDs.

The consensus is that if Arizona had a few more solid offensive linemen, they would be almost unstoppable. They already boasted the #2 offense in the league.

The Scorpions hosted the Bears in the divisional round of the playoffs, and soundly beat them by a score of 41-17. In the conference title game, they hosted Seattle, and won 27-24 on a last minute touchdown reception by TE JeebieD Mack.

Arizona prepared for their second trip to the Super Bowl, this time against the San Diego Chargers. The Scorpions were listed as 6 point favorites.

Franklinnoble

01-28-2005, 06:55 PM

Tempe, Arizona
January, 2033

Arizona State Sun Devils Head Coach Jake Plummer sat in his office with offensive coordinator Keith Poole.

"So, where do we want to play Churchill next year?" mused Plummer.

"Wherever we want him. The kid single-handedly won his high school team a state title out of nowhere. He was an option QB, and he played at linebacker as well. He can run, pass, catch, tackle... hell, he can even punt." Churchill was probably the best high school athlete in the country, but hadn't garnered as much attention as he should have out of high school, as he only played one year of football. Besides, he had been dead-set on going to Arizona State. The Devils had just lost the Holiday Bowl, and Plummer needed a good season from his team to keep his job. Churchill had red-shirted, but probably could have played.

"Well, think it over. We need to make a decision before we start mini-camp."

So, where should Calvin Churchill play? Go vote in the poll! http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/showthread.php?t=35301

Franklinnoble

01-28-2005, 07:26 PM

Lawrence, Kansas
Super Bowl Sunday

Memorial Stadium, like most major college football stadiums, had undergone major renovations during the last 20 years. It boasted a sophisticated heated playing surface, and a retractable canopy that could be deployed in the event of bad weather.

The forecast for today was 43 degrees and sunny - ideal football weather. Franklin stood on the sidelines and watched the teams warm up. The Chargers starting QB was T.J. Delgado, a solid starter that was well suited for the west-coast offense that San Diego ran, and a player that had initially been drafted in the fifth round by the Scorpions in 2026.

Franklin turned to Coach Sharpe. "Wonder why we ever let him go. He looks pretty good."

Sharpe shrugged. "Before my time boss. He was pretty low on the depth chart at the time, and only played in a few games over the two years he was here. He bounced around a bit before he caught on for the Chargers."

"So, what do you think? Can we beat these guys?"

"Boss, on paper, we ought to smoke 'em. But, you know how it is. There's no telling until we get things started."

Franklin nodded. "Well, good luck. I'll see you after the game."

Franklin returned to the suite to watch the game. It was closer than expected. Delgado had a career game, completing 31 of 39 passes for 315 yards and four touchdowns. But it wasn't enough for the Chargers, who got nowhere rushing against the Scorpions, and couldn't match the 347 passing yards of game MVP Michael Ryan and the 133 rushing yards of Wade Stiehl.

The Scorpions captured their second Super Bowl title by a score of 37-34.

Franklinnoble

01-31-2005, 01:01 PM

Ok.. get your draft suggestions in for 2033.

I already have Jeebs - WR Johnnie Lee Higgins, UTEP

Don't forget to vote in the Calvin Churchill poll...

MacroGuru

01-31-2005, 02:50 PM

Lets see

Dave Smith
SS
University of Memphis

illinifan999

01-31-2005, 02:54 PM

AJ Shields
QB, Norfolk State University

sterlingice

01-31-2005, 02:57 PM

Bill Whittimore, QB Kansas

SI

JeeberD

01-31-2005, 06:09 PM

2032 - Postseason
In the conference title game, they hosted Seattle, and won 27-24 on a last minute touchdown reception by TE JeebieD Mack.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

Franklinnoble

01-31-2005, 06:36 PM

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

Hey now... no strongarm tactics, or you'll be a free-agent punter by this time next season. ;)

JeeberD

01-31-2005, 09:17 PM

Don't steal the putti, Franky... :p

Franklinnoble

02-01-2005, 06:54 AM

Don't steal the putti, Franky... :p

It's "shoplift the pooty."

Time for a remedial viewing of Jerry Maguire.

Hey, at least the girlfriend might go for it.

JeeberD

02-01-2005, 11:15 AM

Meh...I thought about looking up the exact quote but I got lazy...

JeeberD

02-08-2005, 02:20 PM

bumpsters

Franklinnoble

02-08-2005, 03:12 PM

Working on the draft file now. I need to beef up some more of the talent... I'm a little worried that the draft classes have been thin, especially at the less glamorous positions.

It could be that the player file generator I used to start the league created too many good players... but what I'm seeing is that, aside from the guys we're adding manually, the original players from that file are much better than the draft generated players. So, not a lot of young guys are making it in the league.

Franklinnoble

02-08-2005, 04:27 PM

Crap.

It's been a week or so since I opened this game. I must have screwed up and jumped ahead to the free agency period before saving last.

No draft import this year. So, I'll save your picks for next season.

Sorry about that...

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 10:22 AM

Tempe, Arizona
March, 2033

The golden age of the Scorpions was in grave danger. The salary cap was becoming more difficult to fit under every year, and this off-season would probably demand some cuts. Several players were in the final years of their contracts, and not all could be re-signed. Others would have to go to make room for rookies - sadly, a single aging veteran could be moved out of the way for two or three younger players, and Arizona needed the added depth.

MLB Wilbert McElrath was the biggest victim. McElrath was a 9th year veteran from San Jose State. He had been a relatively obscure journeyman before arriving in Arizona in 2030. He didn't start that year, but in 31 and 32, he recorded over 100 tackles, and had found his place in the heart of a very good defense. But now he wanted big money to re-negotiate, and he was no longer a luxury the Scorpions could afford.

Arizona traded him to Detroit, along with their first round pick in next year's draft, and 2nd, 4th, and 5th round picks in this draft, in exchange for third year veteran MLB Robbie Rodriguez from UTEP. Rodriguez had started in 15 games last year and had 86 tackles. More importantly, he had three years left on his contract at a very manageable salary.

The Scorpions biggest needs were at G, DE, and WR. They could also use a "shut-down" CB, but couldn't afford one. With enough renegotiation to afford the draft picks they had, there would be no room for early free agency.

At pick #13, there's a tough decision to make. The offensive guard that the Scorpions expected to draft is still there, but unexpectedly, so is WR Dale Long, a bonafide deep threat that could really put a spark in the passing game. There's no way both guys wait until round two - and Arizona decides to draft Long, in hopes of patching the offensive line through other means.

In round two, the Scorpions select CB Colin Lawson from Purdue, and in round three, they select G Charlie Haskins from Temple. They trade the remainder of their picks to Tennessee for their fourth rounder next season.

JeeberD

02-10-2005, 10:50 AM

Robbie!!!

Excellent...soon the Scorpions will be filled with nothing but Miners... ;)

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 11:05 AM

Robbie!!!

Excellent...soon the Scorpions will be filled with nothing but Miners... ;)

Got lucky with that one... although as soon as his contract is up, it will be very difficult to keep him.

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 11:37 AM

Tempe, Arizona
September, 2033

Franklin was reviewing ticket sales figures in his office when John walked in.

"Bloody ingrates. Fresh off our second Super Bowl win in three years, and we only sell 36,600 season tickets." Franklin muttered.

"Well, you did raise prices quite a bit." John offered.

"Whatever. Our prices were the lowest in the league. Right now, they're only 16th - right in the middle, and very fair for a good team in a good stadium. We're losing too much money."

"Give them time. Folks around here aren't quite used to having a good professional football team."

"Yeah, you're right. Listen, you're going to have to watch things while I'm up north."

"I expected as much. This is going to be a busy season. You sure you can pull this off?"

"Sure I'm sure." Franklin put down the computer and started towards the door. "I've got to get changed. Give me a call if anything comes up."

***

Calvin Churchill lived in a modest one-bedroom apartment just off the Arizona State Campus. His phone rang as he was packing his bags for Camp Tontozona, the Sun Devils training camp.

"Hello?"

"Is this Calvin Churchill?" a female voice inquired.

"Yes. Who's this?"

"This is Debbie Bolles, with the Arizona State Press. I'm covering the Devils football team this year, and I wonder if I could ask you a few questions."

"How'd you get this number?" Calvin kept to himself, and no more than a handful of people had his phone number.

"I'm sorry... I have a few contacts in the Athletic Department. I hope you don't mind."

"No, it's OK. Just try to keep it to yourself. Anyhow, I'm getting ready to leave for camp - I can only take a minute."

"That's fine, I just wanted to see if you had any comment on Coach Plummer's decision to play you at running back this year. Are you disappointed that you won't be quarterbacking the team?"

"Not at all. I'm happy to play wherever I can help the team the most."

"What about the rumors that you might also be considered at middle linebacker?"

"Well, I played both ways in high school. If the team needs me there, I think I can manage it."

"Speaking of high school, I was doing some research; lots of people remember you at Mountain Pointe, but I can't find anyone at El Dorado High School in California that knows who you are. Even some of the teachers you had have no memory of you. Were you really that anonymous?"

"Well, uh, I've always been kind of quiet. I was a late bloomer, and wasn't really cut out for sports when I was younger. When I moved to Phoenix, I decided to give football a try, and it worked out for me. I'm sure if I hadn't played, nobody would remember me. Anyhow, I've got to get going."

"OK, well, maybe we can talk again after training camp. Thanks for your time."

Calvin hung up, and shrugged. He figured the questions about his past would come sooner or later, but he wasn't too worried about it. You couldn't investigate what wasn't there.

mhass

02-10-2005, 11:39 AM

[Eerie organ music]

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 11:43 AM

Bonus points if you can figure out who Debbie Bolles is...

mhass

02-10-2005, 12:20 PM

Debra LaFave's bastard child with me. Obviously.

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 12:22 PM

Debra LaFave's bastard child with me. Obviously.

Possibly. But that's really not what I had in mind.

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 12:51 PM

Glendale, Arizona
2033 Regular Season
Week 13

The Scorpions were hosting New Orleans at the Googleplex when disaster struck in the third quarter.

Arizona could clinch a playoff spot today, as they remained the only undefeated team in the league, at 11-0. They were ahead of the Saints by a score of 21-0 when quarterback Michael Ryan was sacked for a loss of 11 yards, and his ACL.

Ryan was done for the season. The Scorpions won the game 24-6, and improved to 12-0, but the bigger concern was for the team's chances in the playoffs. Franklin met with coach Sharpe after the game.

"Well, I guess it's up to Cohn." Jackie Cohn was a 7th year veteran from Oregon State, drafted by the Scorpions in the third round in 2027. He was a decent quarterback, but had been a career backup.

Coach Sharpe nodded. "He looked a little rusty today, but that's to be expected. He's been around a while, and knows the offense as well as anyone else on the team."

"We're already in the playoffs - the question is, can we still win when we get there?"

Sharpe shrugged. "We've got plenty of talent on both sides of the ball. This isn't the end of the world. We've got a pretty soft schedule the rest of the way. Cohn will have four games to get up to speed, and we'll probably still earn a bye, giving us a few more weeks work. I like our chances."

***

Coach Sharpe was right to be optimistic. Cohn kept the Scorpions perfect season intact, while posting a respectable QB rating of 96.9. Arizona would enjoy a first round bye, and home field advantage in the playoffs.

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 02:32 PM

Los Angeles
Memorial Coliseum
Super Bowl Sunday
February, 2034

Ron Welch sat in front of his computer in the press box at the Coliseum, sipping a cup of coffee and researching Caribbean travel packages online. It was early, and the pre-game wouldn't even start for several hours, but he liked finding a good spot before the crowd arrived. He hardly noticed the young woman who walked up and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Excuse me, is this seat here taken?"

Ron looked up. "No, go ahead."

"Thanks." The woman set down her purse and laptop. "You're Ron Welch, aren't you?"

"Yep."

She extended her hand. "I'm Debbie Bolles. Arizona State Press. I love your work."

"Thanks. State Press, huh? I didn't realize they sent a reporter out here."

"They don't, usually. But a, uh, friend of mine is on the Sun Devils football team, and I guess the Scorpions owner is a big fan and all, and he made some calls, and, well, here I am."

"Who's your friend?"

"Calvin Churchill."

Ron grinned. "No wonder you're the only reporter he talks to."

Debbie seemed affronted. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Ron shook his head. "No offense. You're just very pretty, and I've been trying to get an interview with him for months."

"Oh. Well, Calvin likes to keep to himself."

"So I've noticed. So, Mr. Brown is a fan of his?"

"Mr. Brown is a big fan of the Sun Devils. He gives a lot of money to the program."

Ron nodded. "That I know. Did Calvin come out here with you?"

"No, I wish he had, but he said he had some schoolwork to catch up on."

"Do you believe that?"

Debbie smiled. "No. But he's a little odd that way. I haven't quite figured him out yet."

"Not the jealous type, are you?"

"What makes you think..." Debbie blushed. "Well, anyway, I'm sure it's not another woman he's fooling around with. Calvin has absolutely NO social life. All his teammates say he just shows up for class, practice, and games, and that he works hard and does what's best for the team, but they can never get him to go to parties or anything like that. Any time I call him, he's usually at home, in the library, having coffee, whatever."

"Sounds kind of boring."

"You'd think. But he's actually a very interesting guy, and a lot smarter than most jocks I know. He's just quiet. And he's got secrets. I don't know what they are, but I suppose he has a troubled past or something - he never wants to talk about it."

Ron changed the subject. "So, who do you like today?"

"Miami."

"Miami!?! You're not buying into all that 'ghosts of 1972' business, are you?"

"Hey, they've got awesome receivers. And our secondary is our only weakness. It could happen."

Ron chuckled. "They'd be dangerous if they had a decent quarterback, but even our backup is better than Andy Berry." Berry had actually put up decent numbers, but they weren't as good as Cohn's, and nowhere near those of Ryan. Still, the media was eating up the fact that the first team to make it to the Super Bowl undefeated was playing the last team to do so. If anything, it put more pressure on the Dolphins.

"Well, I'm not too impressed with Jackie Cohn. He had a soft schedule in the regular season, and they barely beat Tampa Bay and Philadelphia at home." That much was true - both games had been decided by 5 points or less, and the Scorpions offense wasn't the same since Ryan had gone down to injury.

Ron nodded. "Well, it should be a good game either way. Personally, I think Wade Stiehl is going to run all over these guys."

***

Ron was right.

Wade Stiehl had 32 carries for 204 yards and three touchdowns.

The Scorpions repeated as Super Bowl Champions, defeating the Miami Dolphins 35-21 to become the first team to go undefeated in sixty years.

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 04:51 PM

Cooktown, Australia
February, 2034

The global economic and political landscape had changed drastically in the last thirty years. The United States of America was still the world's chief superpower, but it was no longer alone in that regard. China had a substantial military, as did Russia.

The United Nations no longer existed. It had become largely irrelevant, and was eventually dissolved. The Western Hemisphere was almost an entirely self-contained economy, with the emerging nations in South America doing brisk trade with the United States. Canada's socialist government had fell into ruin, and the country was relegated to almost third-world status - a place, like Mexico, for America to get cheap labor and cheap manufacturing.

Europe still did business with the west, as did most of the middle east, but Asia, Africa, and Australia, along with the Pacific Islands, had formed an almost entirely separate global economy. Political relations between the East and West were as frayed as they had been during the Cold War, only now, there was little chance of the East failing economically. India, China, and Japan all were stable, and didn't need the West to prop them up.

Trade between the East and West was still done, but almost on an "under the table" basis. Shipping was common between the East and countries like Mexico and Canada, but there were no formal trade agreements in place, and the U.S. did not officially do business with eastern nations.

Australia had nearly reverted to its status as a penal colony. Geographically and politically disconnected from the west, it was a haven for organized criminals and those who just wanted to disappear from polite society.

There was no more wretched hive of scum and villany than Cooktown, Australia. With almost no presence of law enforcement, Cooktown was known as a clearing house for drugs, weapons, and illegal contraband of every variety. It was also home to former U.S. Navy Captain Ardent Enthusiast.

Franklinnoble

02-10-2005, 07:13 PM

***

Cooktown, Australia
February, 2034

As recently as 2030, Ardent Enthusiast was a bonafide hero in the U.S. Navy. There had been a series of skirmishes in the Indian Ocean between India and the United States, and while it hadn't escalated into full-scale war, it produced legendary naval battles.

India had been conducting acts of piracy against trade vessels from Saudi Arabia and Iraq, and the United States had intervened. The Indian navy proved more formidable than expected, and several Indian submarines had successfully sunk or crippled four U.S. ships, including an aircraft carrier.

Ardent had been a Lt. Commander on the USS Iwo Jima, an amphibious assault ship, when she was struck at night by torpedoes from an Indian submarine. With the ship crippled and taking on water, most of her compliment of helicopters were deployed to hunt for the sub while awaiting reinforcements. Ardent was on the flight deck when a missile from an Indian MiG struck the bridge, killing most of the ranking officers. Ardent took command, and directed the crew to respond with surface to air missiles to dispatch the enemy MiGs.

Knowing that reinforcements were still hours away, and that he still had a crew of over 2,000 men that he was responsible for, Ardent made the bold decision to fire a cruise missile at the Indian airbase that was sure to send more warplanes in his direction. The missile carried a low-yield nuclear warhead, and leveled the airbase, and everything for three miles in each direction.

That provoked the rest of the Indian navy, and, more importantly, the submarines that had been hunting the US warships. With American aircraft now on full alert, and the Indian communications scrambled with the loss of their largest base in the region, the submarines were compelled to surface for new orders. They were methodically sunk, two of them by helicopters from the Iwo Jima.

It was an international incident that had almost sent the U.S. to full-scale war, but the Indians had been punched square in the nose, and wanted no more of the United States. Their pirate operations were suspended. Ardent was promoted to Captain, one of the youngest in Naval history, and the Iwo Jima limped to Kuwait for repairs.

Eight months later, Ardent's career in the Navy was over. He had been arrested while on shore leave in Saudi Arabia for beating a Saudi prince half to death. Some say it was over a woman, but few people know for sure. Ardent had been dishonorably discharged, and the case files were sealed. He knew nothing outside of life in the Navy, and briefly found work as a captain for a merchant vessel in the Phillipines, but his employer had gone bankrupt, leaving him stranded in Cooktown. That was two years ago.

***

Poli

02-10-2005, 07:26 PM

I always tell people they wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

JeeberD

02-11-2005, 09:50 AM

Bonus points if you can figure out who Debbie Bolles is...

Either a dirty teacher, the ex-wife, or the current wife...

Franklinnoble

02-12-2005, 11:04 PM

Either a dirty teacher, the ex-wife, or the current wife...

Sheesh... you guys aren't trying very hard.

She's totally new to the story... and has no prior connection to any of the characters... I just threw her in there as a salute to a bit of Arizona journalistic history.

(and if you can't figure it out now, well, I give up)

finkenst

02-12-2005, 11:47 PM

no!! you can't stop writing this dynasty!!!

it would be disastrous.

sterlingice

02-13-2005, 01:01 PM

Well, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's not trying very hard :D

SI

JeeberD

02-13-2005, 02:19 PM

I get next to nothing when I google her name...

*shurg*

mhass

02-13-2005, 02:49 PM

Debbie's grandfather? got astride the interests of some tough fellows.

Don Bolles was an investigative reporter for the Arizona Republic. He knew just about everything their was to know about the mob in Phoenix. During his career as a reporter he crossed many corrupt officials and gangsters. The one that would end his life was Kemper Marley. Don Bolles reporting exposed Kemper Marley's connection with the mob, forcing him to resign as a member of the State Board Racing Commission. As a result of this, Marley had Bolles killed.

http://jeff.scott.tripod.com/donbolles.html

http://phoenix.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=phoenix&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.azcentral.com%2Fspecials%2Fspecial01%2Farticles%2Fchronology-CR.html

Franklinnoble

02-14-2005, 12:35 AM

Ding ding ding... we have a winner.

Well done, mhass...

The Don Bolles/Kemper Marley story is something that makes for fascinating research...

Want more fun? Find out what famous current US Senator that is connected to (in fact, related to) Kemper Marley. Do a little digging... the story might surprise you.

Yes, I know this is a digression from our regularly scheduled story... I'm just trying to add a little depth here...

finkenst

02-14-2005, 01:20 AM

Franklinnoble

02-14-2005, 02:25 AM

john mccain?

Yep. The great war hero, who dumped his wife after he returned from Vietnam (supposedly, after she was crippled herself in an accident) for the younger (and richer) Cindy Hensley - heiress to the second-largest Anheuser-Busch distributorship in the U.S. - and daughter of Jim Hensley, who owned the business as a result of his position in Marley's empire.

Fascinating stuff, if you care to take the time reading about it. McCain is as dirty as they come.

Anyhow, I have no idea if Don Bolles had any children (or grandchildren, or whatever), I just made Debbie up as an homage to a man who seems to have become forgotten, despite the relevance, to this day, of the criminal dealings regarding his death.

Franklinnoble

02-17-2005, 06:43 PM

Tempe, Arizona
February, 2034

Franklin entered the main data center in the basement of his Tempe mansion.

"What's up?"

John handed him a file. "We have a potential problem brewing."

Franklin opened the file and looked at a photograph of a balding, dark haired man with glasses. "Who's this?"

"Rudolph Krupp. German scientist and leading european researcher in the field of nanotechnology."

"Great. Nazis with nanomachines."

"Not exactly. Krupp hasn't gotten quite that far yet, and German-American relations are pretty good. He's not working for their government or anything."

"So what's the problem?"

"He's been kidnapped by the Indians. My sources say he's being held in Calcutta."

"Why do the Indians want him?"

"He's from a wealthy family. At this time, we figure it's just for ransom."

"How do you know all this?"

"I have contacts in the CIA, not to mention that our computers can read whatever's on any computer in the world."

"OK, so, do we break him out? Or just let the Germans deal with it?"

"We can't leave him there - it's too risky. But the Germans aren't going to do anything about it; India's too powerful, and they've already said they're not paying the ransom."

"So, what, we just let the Indians whack him?"

"No, he's likely to bargain for his own life if he realizes he's been left hanging."

"Alright... then you and I have to go get him."

"I have a better idea."

***

Jacob Ryan had been the Deputy Director of the CIA for 11 years now. His position wasn't subject to the political whims of whatever administration happened to be in charge, and, generally speaking, he had iron-clad job security. The CIA was conducting more black ops now than it had at any other time in its history, including the Cold War. The West was effectively at war with the East, it was just being done without too many shots being fired.

But the Indians and Chinese weren't playing by the rules, and after a temporary lull in activity for the last few years, piracy on the high seas was on the rise. Western merchants had goods that Eastern nations wanted. While cargo planes were becoming more and more popular, there was simply no replacement for the brute efficiency of the enormous oceanliners that moved large quantities across the globe - and they were a tempting target for pirates to capture and take to ports all over Asia and the South Pacific.

The United States didn't want to declare war over this nuisance, but it could neither be allowed to go on unabated. That's what this morning's meeting was about. Somebody had a solution for him - somebody who had been a remarkably accurate informant on international affairs in the past.

The meeting location was a secret. Jacob was told to simply get on the Metro blue line at 8 a.m. and wait. At Potomac Avenue, a man sat down next to him wearing a brown overcoat and hat. He slipped a note into his pocket and said, "Switch to the Orange line and then get off at Landover."

At the Landover station, Jacob read the note in his pocket:

FedEx Field
Gate C
Suite 185

Jacob tore up the note and trashed it, then hailed a cab outside the station. It was a long walk, and it was raining.

He arrived at the stadium and approached Gate C. It was open, and there was no guard. He walked in, and up the ramps to the skybox level. He knocked on the door for suite 185.

"Come in."

Jacob entered, and was met by two men. He recognized one immediately as John Smith. He didn't know the other.

John introduced him. "Thanks for coming, Jacob. This is Franklin Brown."

Jacob shook his hand. "Ah. The owner of the Scorpions. I should have guessed."

"Mr. Brown has some unique experience with the situation we're dealing with. We'd like to make a proposal."

Jacob nodded. "Go ahead."

Franklin handed him the dossier on Rudolph Krupp. "This man was kidnapped by Indian pirates while on a pleasure cruise a week ago. They're holding him for ransom in Calcutta."

Jacob shrugged. "This happens all the time. He's German. What do you want to do about it?"

Franklin continued. "He's a scientist specializing in a field that could have military applications, and if the Indians figure this out, it could be bad news. But there's a larger piracy problem here, and we have an idea to address both issues."

"I'm listening."

"Mr. Ryan, are you familiar with the concept of privateering?"

Jacob grinned. "Only what I've read in books and seen in movies."

"Well, we think it's time for the United States to bring back this concept."

"You're kidding, right?"

"No, we're quite serious. The United States wants to counter the pirate threat in the Pacific and Indian Oceans, but they don't want to start a world war over it. Why not issue a letter of marque to a willing private sailor, equipped with a naval vessel, and let him combat the problem?"

"Well, for starters, we'd need Presidential approval to do something like this. And Congress would probably have a fit, to say nothing of the international implications of such an act."

Franklin smiled. "Everybody loves a good pirate, Mr. Ryan. If we had one playing by our rules, there'd be little resistance. You have sufficient authority to get this started - for right now, we just want one man to be granted this privilege, and we'll see how it works out."

"Who did you have in mind?"

"Captain Ardent Enthusiast."

"Christ, you must be joking. Last I heard, he was passed out drunk in a gutter somewhere in Cooktown, Australia."

"Think about it. He's an ex-Navy war hero, and a hell of a good sailor. The circumstances of his dismissal were, well, can you blame him? And he's crazy enough to go for it."

"I dunno. Where's he gonna get a ship? There's no way he's getting a U.S. Naval vessel."

"Leave that to me. He'll have a suitable private warship. All we want from you is the letter of marque. His first job will be to get Krupp. Then we turn him loose on the Indian and Chinese merchant shipping industry, and give their navies something else to worry about."

"You could be writing his death warrant."

"I don't think he's afraid to die."

"I'll have to think about it."

"Don't think for too long. We need to act on this now. The ship is already on its way to Australia. We need your answer in 48 hours."

weinstein7

02-17-2005, 09:13 PM

Oooh, is this going to be the first TCY/FOF/Pirates! dynasty?

Franklinnoble

02-18-2005, 12:15 PM

Oooh, is this going to be the first TCY/FOF/Pirates! dynasty?

Well, Pirates! doesn't really work, historically, with TCY/FOF... but I like keeping the dynasty fresh with little side-stories like this, and I wanted to do a pirate theme, so, there you have it.

But, yeah, I play Pirates! from time to time, and I like it...

mhass

02-24-2005, 08:08 AM

We want Ardent!
We want Brown!
We'll keeping bumping!
Page Two frowns....

Poli

02-24-2005, 08:31 AM

lol

JeeberD

02-24-2005, 11:04 AM

This thread has been seriously lacking on updates on that fabulous tight end, JeebieD Mack... ;)

Franklinnoble

02-24-2005, 12:19 PM

Alright... update time. Here's some stats from the 2033 season. I'm only doing Scorpions team stats. I'm going to work on the draft file for a bit - if you want to see another player's stats, let me know ASAP, and I'll post them:

Front Office Football 2004
Passing Statistics

Player Pos Team GP GS Att Cmp Pct Yards Avg Lg TD Int
Ryan, Michael QB ARI 12 12 298 210 70.4 2620 8.79 80 26 4
Cohn, Jackie QB ARI 16 4 109 68 62.3 783 7.18 54 8 3
Turnbull, Andy P ARI 16 0 1 1 100.0 7 7.00 7 0 0

Player Pos Team Sck Yards Rating
Ryan, Michael QB ARI 9 57 120.9
Cohn, Jackie QB ARI 6 36 96.9
Turnbull, Andy P ARI 0 0 95.8

Att - Attempts, Cmp - Completions, Pct - Completion Percentage,
Yards - Passing Yards, Avg - Yards per Passing Attempt, Lg - Longest
Completion, TD - Passing Touchdowns, Int - Passes Intercepted,
Sck - Times Sacked, Yards - Sack Yards Lost, Rate - Quarterback Rating.

Front Office Football 2004
Rushing Statistics

Player Pos Team GP GS Att Yards Avg Lg TD
Stiehl, Wade RB ARI 16 16 404 1849 4.57 69 13
Ryan, Michael QB ARI 12 12 71 441 6.21 24 2
Sanders, Rickey RB ARI 16 0 85 243 2.85 12 0
Cohn, Jackie QB ARI 16 4 18 64 3.55 10 0
Fessler, Christopher FB ARI 16 16 8 24 3.00 12 0
Wells, Albert RB ARI 16 0 7 19 2.71 6 0
Long, Dale WR ARI 16 15 1 2 2.00 2 0

Att - Rushes, Yards - Rushing Yards, Avg - Yards per Carry, Lg - Longest
Run, TD - Rushing Touchdowns.

Front Office Football 2004
Receiving Statistics

Player Pos Team GP GS Targ Ctch Yards Avg YAC Lg TD
Mack, JeebieD TE ARI 16 16 86 68 935 13.7 326 80 11
Stiehl, Wade RB ARI 16 16 59 46 413 8.9 191 43 4
Travers, Tyrus WR ARI 16 16 63 38 594 15.6 138 49 4
Fessler, Christopher FB ARI 16 16 47 37 298 8.0 180 23 8
Long, Dale WR ARI 16 15 71 34 462 13.5 48 34 3
Butz, Tory WR ARI 16 0 37 23 341 14.8 60 26 4
Sanders, Rickey RB ARI 16 0 20 17 145 8.5 65 28 0
Hereford, Buford WR ARI 16 0 12 9 149 16.5 23 36 0
Blidner, Fernando TE ARI 16 1 8 3 36 12.0 1 14 0
Pina, Gino WR ARI 16 0 4 3 28 9.3 1 15 0
Burchfield, Dewey FB ARI 16 0 1 1 9 9.0 3 9 0

Player Pos Team Drp PPly TPct
Mack, JeebieD TE ARI 3 371 23.1
Stiehl, Wade RB ARI 1 349 16.9
Travers, Tyrus WR ARI 4 277 22.7
Fessler, Christopher FB ARI 1 273 17.2
Long, Dale WR ARI 2 373 19.0
Butz, Tory WR ARI 2 242 15.2
Sanders, Rickey RB ARI 1 73 27.3
Hereford, Buford WR ARI 1 81 14.8
Blidner, Fernando TE ARI 0 49 16.3
Pina, Gino WR ARI 0 18 22.2
Burchfield, Dewey FB ARI 0 7 14.2

Targ - Targeted with Pass, Ctch - Receptions, Yards - Receiving Yards,
Avg - Yards per Catch, YAC - Yards Gained After Catch, Lg - Longest
Reception, TD - Receiving Touchdowns, Drp - Passes Dropped,
PPly - Passing Plays on Field, TPct - Percentage of Passing Plays Targeted.

Front Office Football 2004
Defensive Statistics

Player Pos Team GP GS Tckl Asst Sack Blkd Hurr
Rodriguez, Robbie ILB ARI 16 15 94 30 3.5 0 3
Long, Scott OLB ARI 16 16 83 35 3.5 0 7
Chalenski, Horace S ARI 16 16 77 23 1.0 0 2
Stelly, Frederick CB ARI 16 16 65 9 0.0 0 0
Yost, Stephen S ARI 16 16 55 32 0.0 0 0
Fones, Donald DT ARI 16 16 50 20 7.0 0 18
Plyler, Albert CB ARI 16 3 44 9 0.0 0 0
Van Pelt, Rico DT ARI 16 16 38 27 5.5 4 7
Witt, Duane CB ARI 16 16 33 7 0.0 0 0
Clark, Emery OLB ARI 16 13 31 15 1.0 0 5
Lawson, Colin CB ARI 16 1 26 10 0.0 0 0
Burchfield, Dewey FB ARI 16 0 18 0 0.0 0 0
Lehman, Gavin DE ARI 16 16 17 7 2.5 4 4
Mack, Josiah DE ARI 16 16 16 7 1.5 2 14
Bradford, Adrian DT ARI 16 0 13 11 3.0 0 1
Burgess, Garret S ARI 16 0 13 4 0.0 0 0
Place, Luke DE ARI 16 0 12 7 2.5 2 5
Beasley, Enoch OLB ARI 16 0 10 1 0.0 1 0
Armstrong, Issac DE ARI 16 0 9 4 3.0 0 6
Sand, Lamont S ARI 16 0 8 0 0.0 0 0
Sanders, Rickey RB ARI 16 0 7 0 0.0 0 0
Fessler, Christopher FB ARI 16 16 3 0 0.0 0 0
Hereford, Buford WR ARI 16 0 3 0 0.0 0 0
Burks, A.J. C ARI 12 12 3 0 0.0 0 0
Mack, JeebieD TE ARI 16 16 3 0 0.0 0 0
Wells, Albert RB ARI 16 0 3 0 0.0 0 0
Long, Dale WR ARI 16 15 3 0 0.0 0 0
Kennedy, Mark T ARI 16 16 2 0 0.0 0 0
Desai, Dewey ILB ARI 15 0 2 0 0.0 0 0
Stiehl, Wade RB ARI 16 16 2 0 0.0 0 0
Pina, Gino WR ARI 16 0 2 0 0.0 0 0
Cherry, Clark OLB ARI 13 0 2 1 0.0 0 0
Lomas, Charles G ARI 16 16 1 0 0.0 0 0
Butz, Tory WR ARI 16 0 1 0 0.0 0 0
Blidner, Fernando TE ARI 16 1 1 0 0.0 0 0
Dixon, Monty C ARI 4 4 1 0 0.0 0 0
Travers, Tyrus WR ARI 16 16 1 0 0.0 0 0
Ryan, Michael QB ARI 12 12 1 0 0.0 0 0

Player Pos Team RPly PPly PRPct TkPct
Rodriguez, Robbie ILB ARI 325 421 1.5 17.0
Long, Scott OLB ARI 367 539 1.9 13.4
Chalenski, Horace S ARI 370 547 0.5 11.0
Stelly, Frederick CB ARI 332 509 0.0 8.7
Yost, Stephen S ARI 372 568 0.0 9.2
Fones, Donald DT ARI 335 508 4.9 9.1
Plyler, Albert CB ARI 215 373 0.0 9.0
Van Pelt, Rico DT ARI 342 499 3.3 8.3
Witt, Duane CB ARI 270 411 0.0 5.8
Clark, Emery OLB ARI 233 287 2.0 9.0
Lawson, Colin CB ARI 94 210 0.0 11.8
Burchfield, Dewey FB ARI 49 7 0.0 32.1
Lehman, Gavin DE ARI 225 268 3.9 5.3
Mack, Josiah DE ARI 265 407 4.2 3.6
Bradford, Adrian DT ARI 87 153 2.6 11.2
Burgess, Garret S ARI 36 95 0.0 12.9
Place, Luke DE ARI 157 312 3.0 4.5
Beasley, Enoch OLB ARI 12 20 5.0 34.3
Armstrong, Issac DE ARI 117 173 5.2 5.5
Sand, Lamont S ARI 17 55 0.0 11.1
Sanders, Rickey RB ARI 103 73 0.0 3.9
Fessler, Christopher FB ARI 411 273 0.0 0.4
Hereford, Buford WR ARI 83 81 0.0 1.8
Burks, A.J. C ARI 424 304 0.0 0.4
Mack, JeebieD TE ARI 546 371 0.0 0.3
Wells, Albert RB ARI 7 1 0.0 37.5
Long, Dale WR ARI 443 373 0.0 0.3
Kennedy, Mark T ARI 592 423 0.0 0.1
Desai, Dewey ILB ARI 12 9 0.0 9.5
Stiehl, Wade RB ARI 484 349 0.0 0.2
Pina, Gino WR ARI 21 18 0.0 5.1
Cherry, Clark OLB ARI 19 17 0.0 8.3
Lomas, Charles G ARI 584 422 0.0 0.0
Butz, Tory WR ARI 293 242 0.0 0.1
Front Office Football 2004
Blidner, Fernando TE ARI 148 49 0.0 0.5
Dixon, Monty C ARI 104 99 0.0 0.4
Travers, Tyrus WR ARI 382 277 0.0 0.1
Ryan, Michael QB ARI 0 0 0.0 0.0

Tckl - Tackles, Asst - Tackle Assists, Sack - Sacks, Blkd - Passes Blocked,
Hurr - Quarterback Hurries, RPly - Rushing Plays on Field,
PPly - Passing Plays on Field, PRPct - Pass Rush Effectiveness
Percentage, TkPct - Percentage of Plays Making Tackle.

Front Office Football 2004
Pass Coverage Statistics

Player Pos Team GP GS Ints IRYd TD Defn Cght PPly PDPct
Plyler, Albert CB ARI 16 3 5 26 0 7 28 373 20.3
Yost, Stephen S ARI 16 16 4 125 2 22 25 568 21.7
Rodriguez, Robbie ILB ARI 16 15 4 130 2 12 30 421 20.6
Long, Scott OLB ARI 16 16 2 49 0 9 39 539 19.3
Stelly, Frederick CB ARI 16 16 2 1 0 5 42 509 18.6
Chalenski, Horace S ARI 16 16 2 12 0 21 30 547 21.0
Sand, Lamont S ARI 16 0 1 0 0 0 1 55 21.4
Witt, Duane CB ARI 16 16 1 0 0 5 25 411 19.2
Lawson, Colin CB ARI 16 1 1 0 0 4 17 210 19.3
Beasley, Enoch OLB ARI 16 0 0 0 0 0 1 20 18.5
Clark, Emery OLB ARI 16 13 0 0 0 4 14 287 19.4
Desai, Dewey ILB ARI 15 0 0 0 0 0 1 9 16.7
Lehman, Gavin DE ARI 16 16 0 0 0 0 3 268 19.7
Mack, Josiah DE ARI 16 16 0 0 0 0 2 407 19.9
Van Pelt, Rico DT ARI 16 16 0 0 0 0 4 499 19.8
Place, Luke DE ARI 16 0 0 0 0 1 3 312 20.0
Fones, Donald DT ARI 16 16 0 0 0 1 7 508 19.8
Armstrong, Issac DE ARI 16 0 0 0 0 0 3 173 19.5
Cherry, Clark OLB ARI 13 0 0 0 0 0 2 17 16.5
Burgess, Garret S ARI 16 0 0 0 0 1 6 95 18.8

Ints - Interceptions, IRYd - Interception Return Yardage, TD - Interception
Return Touchdowns, Cght - Passes Caught by Covered Receiver, Defn - Passes
Defensed, PPly - Passing Plays on Field, PDPct - Pass Defense Percentage.

Yes, TE Mack has proved his worth. :D

JeeberD

02-24-2005, 01:32 PM

JeebieD makes Mike Ryan look good... ;)

Franklinnoble

02-24-2005, 02:28 PM

Ryan seems to spread the ball around a lot... while JeebieD is getting the most catches, he's also got 30+ completions to the RB, FB, and two WR's.

Cap Ologist

02-24-2005, 04:29 PM

JeebieD makes Mike Ryan look good... ;)
No, no, no. Mike Ryan makes JeebieD look good.:p

Franklinnoble

02-24-2005, 06:50 PM

Cooktown, Australia
February, 2034

The USS Nimitz was cruising at 30 knots off the coast of Australia, a slight divergence from her usual assingment on patrol in the South Pacific, but not one that would draw much attention. She was the oldest carrier in the US Navy, but still a force to be reckoned with, with numerous upgrades over the years keeping her fit to exhibit a strong presence anywhere within 500 miles of her location.

Franklin, John, Jacob Ryan, and Captain Ed Branch stood on the deck of the carrier, awaiting the arrival of the helicopter that would take them ashore to locate Ardent.

Franklin pointed to the horizon just off the starbord bow. "There it is."

A massive submarine began to surface, and alarms sounded on the Nimitz as the new threat emerged.

"Tell you men it's O.K., Captain. That's our ship." Franklin said.

Captain Branch was not amused. "Why didn't you tell me there was going to be a goddamned submarine a thousand yards off the bow of my ship?"

"We wanted to see how good the stealth technology on it was. I guess it's working."

Branch called up to the bridge on his radio, and had the alarm stopped. He verified that the sub had gone undetected until surfacing. "That's some scary shit right there. One of those in the wrong hands could be damned lethal."

Ryan spoke. "I agree. Where did you get that ship? And how are we sure it doesn't end up in the wrong hands?"

"I'll show you in a little while. Here comes the helicopter." Franklin pointed to the sub. Large panels in the forward section of the ship opened up to form a small flight deck, where a helicopter emerged from below and began to take flight. The chopper was unlike any military aircraft - sleek, black, and almost completely silent. It made the short trip to the Nimitz and landed.

The pilot of the helicopter emerged and walked towards the men. Ryan remarked, "That guy looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, only taller."

Franklin smiled. "That's Ted. I'll tell you more about him later."

Ted greeted the men and spoke to Franklin. "Mr. Brown, the ship is secure. I have a location for Captain Enthusiast."

"Good. Let's get going."

Franklin, John, and Jacob boarded the helicopter with Ted and took off. The trip to Cooktown was brief, and the helicopter landed on the roof of an old shipping warehouse at the port. Franklin told Jacob as they disembarked, "We bought this place and upgraded it to work as a small base of operations - just one of many, in the long run."

"How secure is it?"

"Not very, to be honest. But it doesn't have to be. There's nothing here that anyone would ever be able to steal."

A white SUV with tinted windows was parked in the warehouse, and the men drove into town towards the address that Ted had. It was a bar in an industrial part of town. They parked out front.

"We should just send Ted in to get him." Franklin said.

"Why?" asked Jacob.

"Because Ardent isn't too happy with the US Government right now, and you wouldn't like him when he's angry. He's probably armed, and around here, nobody cares if you shoot a CIA agent."

"Do we care if he shoots Ted?"

"Don't worry about him. Ted, please go ask Captain Enthusiast to join us."

Ted walked into the bar. Thirty seconds later, gunshots could be heard from inside. Then, breaking glass. Screams. Broken furniture. Finally, Ted emerged with an unconscious Ardent slung over his shoulder.

"Good work. Let's go."

Twenty minutes later, Ardent was awakened by smelling salts and began thrashing about, until he realized he was tied to a chair in the middle of a small room.

"Captain Enthusiast, please relax. We're not going to hurt you." Franklin said.

"Not if I get outta this chair you're not." But the restraints proved to be most formidable. "Who are you, and what do you want?"

Jacob spoke. "Captain, my name is Jacob Ryan, CIA. How would you like to command a warship again?"

Ardent growled, "How would you like to kiss my ass? Take your lame jokes somewhere else. I'm not buying."

"I'm quite serious. I have a proposal for you." He showed Ardent his identification.

Ardent began to take in more of his surroundings. The ambient noise was unmistakeable, and the room had a very familiar decor. He was on a Navy vessel. "Where am I?"

"The USS Nimitz. Would you like to hear my proposal now?"

***

Two hours later, Ardent and the men were on the bridge of the new submarine. Ted was sitting in the command chair.

Ardent pointed at him, "How is he still alive? I shot him twice in the chest."

Franklin replied. "That's Ted. He's what we call a tactical engagement droid."

"He's a robot?"

"Basically, yes. He'll be your XO. You'll need to recruit a crew, and Ryan will help. He's going to provide some guys from the CIA, and a list of candidates who are former Navy and Marines. But you're in charge, and Ted will make sure there's no chance of mutiny. We can't have this ship fall into the wrong hands."

"And what if something happens to Ted?"

"Ted is just about indestructible, but we have contingency plans."

"So, my first mission is to find this mad German scientist?"

"Yes. As soon as possible. And we'd like to have him alive."

"One more question: What's my salary going to be like?"

"You don't get one. You're a pirate, Captain. Pillage and plunder, and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Consider it a form of self-employment."

"I have no idea what to do with a cargo ship full of stolen goods."

"Don't worry. A market for your goods will most surely emerge. Just worry about Dr. Krupp right now. The rest will take care of itself."

Poli

02-24-2005, 07:01 PM

I'm a bad mamma jamma.

Franklinnoble

02-24-2005, 07:04 PM

Ok.

Ardent needs a cool pirate name.

And his ship needs a cool pirate ship name.

Start posting suggestions.

Poli

02-24-2005, 07:10 PM

Gila Monster.

Franklinnoble

02-24-2005, 07:18 PM

Gila Monster.

Dude, seriously... just let it go. ;)

Poli

02-24-2005, 07:22 PM

Arrgh.

Franklinnoble

02-24-2005, 07:45 PM

Tempe, Arizona
Offseason, 2034
Part One

While Franklin and John organized a modern piracy enterprise in the Pacific, there was still the matter of a football team to run. The Scorpions had established themselves as a winning franchise, but challenges still persisted. Four players had retired after the Super Bowl: Kicker Benny Deason, linebacker Dewey Desai, and cornerbacks Horace Ross and James Eller. There was cap space available, but there were also several players in the final years of their contracts that would need extensions if the Scorpions wanted to keep the team together.

Additionally, there were some concerns that Michael Ryan might not recover to his top form prior to the ACL injury. And the Scorpions couldn't expect much help from the draft, as they had no first round pick, and needed to stockpile their picks for the next few years, anyway. There was a larger plan underway.

Lead Scout Brenden Babic had retired, and was replaced by Ian Raines, a gifted young evaluator of talent.

Contract re-negotiations are started at the beginning of the free agency period, so that the Scorpions can see what kind of money they have to work with.

JeebieD Mack, who is in the last year of his deal, and currently making $5.7 million, wants an extension that will carry a cap number in the $11-$13 million range over three years. Ouch. A compromise is struck, and Mack signs for five years, with a minimum salary this season, a bonus of $12.75 million, and future annual salaries of $5.7, $6.7, $7.7, and $11.7 million. It's a fair deal that will keep him on the team for at least four seasons, but will have to be re-negotiated in the fifth year.

Cap Ologist

02-24-2005, 09:00 PM

Don't worry about Mike Ryan. He's a warrior. He spent the offseason working out at Kellen Winslow's Warrior Camp.

mhass

02-25-2005, 08:44 AM

The tie to Captain Kidd is pretty strong. Call the ship the Kidd Guillome. His name, I don't know . . . the Dread Pirate Roberts?

finketr

02-25-2005, 01:39 PM

The tie to Captain Kidd is pretty strong. Call the ship the Kidd Guillome. His name, I don't know . . . the Dread Pirate Roberts?

thaht would have to be "Dread Pirate Rodney" though.

:) ;)

:p

Franklinnoble

02-25-2005, 07:18 PM

Tempe, Arizona
Offseason, 2034
Part Two

The Scorpions were able to extend the contracts of all their key players, and negotiate enough spare cap space to address roster needs at the offensive line and in the defense. There were still holes to fill, but free agency wasn't the place to address them, at least not until after the draft.

Without any glaring talent requirements, and without a first-round pick, the Scorpions figured on signing undrafted rookies to fill the roster, and save the picks and cap space for a later date. The remaining picks for this year are sent to Tennessee and Cleveland for their first round picks next year.

The first round of the draft proceeds as follows:

1. Tennessee - Battle, Dandre, CB, Eastern Oregon
2. Cleveland - Whittimore, Bill, QB, Kansas
3. Jacksonville - Higgins, Johnnie Lee, WR, Texas - El Paso
4. Houston - Morrison, Herbert, DE, Chapman
5. Minnesota - Orr, Hunter, DE, Wabash
6. Atlanta - Wilson, Francisco, DE, Dana
7. Pittsburgh - King, Adam, RB, Southern California
8. Kansas City - Smith, Dave, S, Memphis
9. San Francisco - Hooper, Grant, G, Assumption
10. Washington - Lane, Erick, ILB, Boston University
11. New Orleans - Carney, Conrad, CB, Cornell College (Ia.)
12. Denver - Shields, AJ, QB, Norfolk State
13. Oakland - Hamilton, Rashawn, DT, Boise State
14. Seattle - McCullough, Kevin, S, Walsh
15. New York - Finch, Rick, DT, Quincy University
16. Detroit - Page, Talon, DT, W. Vir. Wesleyan
17. St. Louis - Haley, Logan, T, Kenyon
18. Dallas - Lara, Gustavo, G, Washburn
19. Carolina - Soto, Cristopher, CB, Widener
20. New Jersey - O'Neil, Philip, QB, William Jewell
21. San Diego - Pearson, Jack, OLB,
22. Chicago - Lambert, Orlando, DT, Olivet Nazarene
23. Tampa Bay - Henson, Garrett, ILB, Tx. A&M - Kingsville
24. Green Bay - Shannon, Coleman, CB, Wisconsin - Stout
25. New England - Bennett, Kerry, S, Millsaps
26. Indianapolis - Fernandez, De 'Marco, C, Ball State
27. Philadelphia - Armstrong, Ruben, QB, Catholic
28. Cincinnati - Church, Gregory, G, Kalamazoo
29. Buffalo - Ross, Zachery, WR, Towson
30. Baltimore - Prince, Gregorio, G, Northern State
31. Miami - Woodard, Malachi, T, Albany State
32. Detroit - Craft, Garrett, DE, New Haven

Franklinnoble

02-28-2005, 01:57 PM

Hmm... not a lot of interest in the whole pirate story arc.... should I just dump it?

Poli

02-28-2005, 02:14 PM

No.

Franklinnoble

02-28-2005, 02:16 PM

No.

Ok... well, we need to drum up more interest in a pirate name/ship name.

I'm not going to call you the Dread Pirate Gila Monster. Sorry.

Poli

02-28-2005, 02:38 PM

Ok... well, we need to drum up more interest in a pirate name/ship name.

I'm not going to call you the Dread Pirate Gila Monster. Sorry.

Darn.

This came up in a google search:

"Black Brilliant" (for my real name) and "Yardarm Cruikshank" (ardent enthusiast).

Another site: "Mad Roger Flint"

Perhaps "Mad Yardarm"?

As for ship names, how about "Defiant"?

JeeberD

02-28-2005, 04:33 PM

The ship needs to be called "The Poop Deck."

AE's name needs to be The Evil Volunteer.

I got nothin'...

sterlingice

02-28-2005, 04:45 PM

The ship needs to be called "The Poop Deck."
I second this.

Now to put it to a vote.
All in favor say "aye".
"Aye".
All opposed say "nay".
"..."
The Aye's have it.
Motion passes.
AE will be piloting "The Poop Deck"

SI

mhass

02-28-2005, 04:47 PM

Meeting adjourned.

Poli

02-28-2005, 05:03 PM

Poop deck rules.

JeeberD

02-28-2005, 05:11 PM

I second this.

Now to put it to a vote.
All in favor say "aye".
"Aye".
All opposed say "nay".
"..."
The Aye's have it.
Motion passes.
AE will be piloting "The Poop Deck"

SI

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Franklinnoble

02-28-2005, 06:03 PM

Yep. These are my readers.

Poli

02-28-2005, 06:14 PM

I like the Evil Volunteer too.

Franklinnoble

02-28-2005, 06:32 PM

I like the Evil Volunteer too.

Remember... you're not actually Evil. You're America's secret weapon against its unsavory enemies in the east...

Poli

02-28-2005, 06:41 PM

How about the Out of Place Miner? :)

Franklinnoble

02-28-2005, 07:04 PM

Las Vegas, Nevada
Postseason, 2034

The ACL injury to Michael Ryan had taken a toll. Ryan was still a very good quarterback, but his stats had suffered noticeably since his knee blew out.

Fortunately, the Scorpions were able to rely on the running of Wade "The Man of" Stiehl, who led the league with 1,944 yards at 4.67 per carry.

The Scorpions finished the regular season at 12-3-1, good enough for a division title and top seed in the playoffs.

They won the Divisional round against Washington by a score of 28-18, and captured the Conference title versus Carolina, 31-24. Ryan went 16-30 for 346 yards, and Stiehl had 30 carries for 170 yards.

The Super Bowl was in Las Vegas this year. The opponent was the San Diego Chargers. Franklin watched the game from his private box with John Smith.

"So, what are we going to do about the Bulldog project?" asked John.

"I don't know. If Stiehl keeps running like this, we're not going to need him for a while." Franklin replied.

"Two seasons All Pac-10. Not bad."

"Yeah, well, he's staying in school for a while, it seems. I have a contingency plan, if I need to stretch it out a bit longer."

"Well, Stiehl is 30 now. He can't keep this up for much longer."

"No, but I'd hate to run him out of here after all he's done. He's worked out much better than expected."

"True, but he's expensive. Might not be a bad idea to trade him while there's still value there."

"Maybe. We'll see. We have two more years. A lot can happen."

John changed the subject. "Didn't invite her out here again?"

"Nope."

"And why isn't she watching the Super Bowl with her boyfriend?"

"Because her boyfriend is in Northern California visiting family."

"You know, that relationship can't work."

"Why not?"

"Because there are too many secrets. Even if she knew, she'd probably freak. And she's a reporter. She graduates this year, and she's got jobs lined up at a few papers already. She could cause a lot of headaches."

"I'm not worried about that right now. Can we just watch the game?"

***

Arizona became the first team in history to win three consecutive Super Bowls, defeating the Chargers 32-22.