Awkward

[Flasch186]

My best friend just caught my GF's cousin cheating on him (its not that serious, they havnt been together that long) BUT, my GF didnt know, AND the cousin in question lives with us. PLUS, my BF lives 6 doors down and we all hang otu together. He busted her by calling a hotel where she said she was going to stay with a friend while her husband was out of town. now it just so happens that this rock band coincidentally happens to be in town the same weekend and she's hookin up with one of the members. The hotel confirmed her reservation and she played it off all the way up to him dropping the ball on her that he knew. He said he was going to wait and call her at the hotel but her mushiness right up to before she was supposed to leave pushed him over the edge and he dropped the bomb. NOW it is going to be a little awkward, id say

[sovereignstar]

If I hadn't just gotten a new, slick haircut today, I'd say that this has made my day.

No, not the story itself. Just a classic Flash post. Your grammar and it's familiarity just sends a smile to my face. Thank you.

[Calis]

I say depending on the popularity of the rock band, this is a freebie.

[Radii]

My head is about to explode. I have given up trying to figure out who did what to whom. :D

[GrantDawg]

I've read that five times and still can't get all the relationships right. In the end am I going to be my own grandpaw?

[cthomer5000]

I'd be lying if I said I could understand who's done what in this story.

[Franklinnoble]

I don't quite understand... your GF's cousin is going out with your best friend? Who's married? Who slept with the rock band?

You gotta be more coherent.

And post pix.

[jbmagic]

same it confusing..

rephase it :)

[gottimd]

Me too, its the use of GF as girlfriend for one then BF I figured would be boyfriend, but its best friend. Trying to decipher the story is giving me diarrhea.

[Cap Ologist]

Ok, I'm confused your best friend is dating your girl friend's cousin who is married?

huh?

[JeeberD]

So your girlfriend's cousin is married yet dating your best friend, who busted her cheating on him?

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

[Desnudo]

PLUS, my BF lives 6 doors down and we all hang otu together.

I definitely need clarification on this sentence.

[KWhit]

Good stuff Flash.

[Joe]

i was just about to say the same thing... so flasch has a GF and a BF? Kinky.

[JeeberD]

I definitely need clarification on this sentence.

Best friend, not boyfriend.

That one had me confused for a minute as well...

[KWhit]

same it confusing..

rephase it :)

That's awesome.

[sovereignstar]

No! NO REPHASE!! Leave it the way it is!
:)

[Desnudo]

Best friend, not boyfriend.

That one had me confused for a minute as well...

Damn, unfortunately that makes sense. Based on first reading of that story I had this image of a crazy same-sex love quadrangle going on.

[Buzzbee]

That was like trying to follow a single noodle in a bowl of spaghetti.

[jbmagic]

"My best friend just caught my GF's cousin cheating on him"

huh?


of course your best friend is going to catch your GF cousin cheating on your best friend....how can you not miss that one?

[sovereignstar]

Hatcher, you've got to understand that this could be a classic for sure. No explanation is necessary. It's very easy to understand and it's pure gold.

[Alan T]

I think this is the new FOFC puzzle game. You have to figure out what is actually happening in this story to win.

[MizzouRah]

jb is what makes FOFC a :) sort of place.


Todd

[GoldenEagle]

I figured it out. Do I win anything?

Flasch's girlfriend's cousin was dating his best friend. The cousin lives with him and his best friend lives 6 doors down.

The cousin cheated on the best friend, but they were not that serious. She was going to hook up with a rock band member at a hotel.

[MizzouRah]

I figured it out. Do I win anything?

Flasch's girlfriend's cousin was dating his best friend. The cousin lives with him and his best friend lives 6 doors down.

The cousin cheated on the best friend, but they were not that serious. She was going to hook up with a rock band member at a hotel.

Who's in town, Ozzy?


Todd

[Solecismic]

I think these are the lyrics from the latest Ja Rule release. Only I dont want to know what Flasch is doing with the boyfriend of the lead drummer's cousin, who lives six doors down from the local rock hotel.

[JeeberD]

I figured it out. Do I win anything?

Flasch's girlfriend's cousin was dating his best friend. The cousin lives with him and his best friend lives 6 doors down.

The cousin cheated on the best friend, but they were not that serious. She was going to hook up with a rock band member at a hotel.

Don't forget that the cousin is married...

Edit: Nevermind. I think she was going to stay with a friend while the friend's husband was out of town... :)

[MikeVic]

I so want to know what happened here... but I'm confused.

[jbmagic]

Flasch186 is probably laughing at us right now..trying to firgure this out

[GoldenEagle]

Don't forget that the cousin is married...

Edit: Nevermind. I think she was going to stay with a friend while the friend's husband was out of town... :)
C'mon Jeebs. Sheesh.

[Swaggs]

:eek:

[GoldenEagle]

Maybe it is Michael W. Smith?

http://www.tickco.com/search.asp?City=Jacksonville&EventType=2

I have no clue who he is.

[Franklinnoble]

I think these are the lyrics from the latest Ja Rule release. Only I dont want to know what Flasch is doing with the boyfriend of the lead drummer's cousin, who lives six doors down from the local rock hotel.

Shopping for underpants.

[MikeVic]

This thread has really made me laugh out loud at work... damn you guys.

[fantastic flying froggies]

http://www.benelou.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rock.gif (javascript:emoticon('???'))

(I knew this smiley would come in handy one day. That day has finally come.)

[Fidatelo]

We need a poll:

What's more awkward?
1) The situation Flasch attempted to describe; or
2) The manner in which he attempted to describe it

[Desnudo]

Shopping for underpants.

http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/profile_img1_underoos.jpg

[GoldenEagle]

Flasch is goign to come back and wonder how this thread exploded into instant classic status.

[KWhit]

http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/profile_img1_underoos.jpg
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, It's Super Penis!

[Buzzbee]

http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/profile_img1_underoos.jpg
Ok, unless that is Flasch's BF, then it has no business being in this thread. Well, even if it IS Flasch's BF it doesn't belong here. Super Units don't belong at FOFC.

[Schmidty]

Maybe it is Michael W. Smith?

http://www.tickco.com/search.asp?City=Jacksonville&EventType=2

I have no clue who he is.

He's just a guy who's trying to find his place in the world.

[GoldenEagle]

He's just a guy who's trying to find his place in the world.
If you were Flasch's cousins, girlfriend's, best friend, person she met at the bar why would you sleep with Michael W. Smith?

[Desnudo]

Joe Cocker is still alive? And still singing?

[korme]

I actually understood it. Granted, it took a few "wait, I gotta re-read that line", but I figured it all out.

[Alan T]

He's just a guy who's trying to find his place in the world.


I hear he lives in Rockettown

[Flasch186]

I honestly had no idea I would come back from a customer to this....wow, um, GE is the winner. and Jeeber was additionally right. You win an autographed headshot of me...and my BF and GF will sign it too, thank you. thankuverymuch.

[Wolfpack]

Yeah, I mean, seriously...how can you not figure that his best friend was dating the cousin of his girlfriend, but that cousin cheated on him with a rock band member while she was supposedly staying with a friend at a hotel while that friend's husband was out of town? Seems pretty straightforward to me.... :p

[MikeVic]

These two lines are what confuse me:

"He busted her by calling a hotel where she said she was going to stay with a friend..."
"The hotel confirmed her reservation and she played it off all the way up to him dropping the ball..."

How can the hotel call bust her if they confirmed her reservation?

[Schmidty]

If you were Flasch's cousins, girlfriend's, best friend, person she met at the bar why would you sleep with Michael W. Smith?

That's confusing. But I still wouldn't sleep with Michael W. Smith. His face is all scratchy.

[John Galt]

I actually understood it. Granted, it took a few "wait, I gotta re-read that line", but I figured it all out.

That's just the alcohol talking.

[GoldenEagle]

http://www.brandchannel.com/images/FeaturesProfile/profile_img1_underoos.jpg
Maybe this is Michael W. Smith?

[Flasch186]

These two lines are what confuse me:

"He busted her by calling a hotel where she said she was going to stay with a friend..."
"The hotel confirmed her reservation and she played it off all the way up to him dropping the ball..."

How can the hotel call bust her if they confirmed her reservation?

the where is the city....she shouldnt have been needing a hotel.

[Draft Dodger]

she's going to sleep with Travis Tritt? EWWWWWWWW.

[flere-imsaho]

Maybe this will help:

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/explanation.sized.jpg

[GoldenEagle]

the where is the city....she shouldnt have been needing a hotel.
Ah another twist in the puzzle, I think. :confused:

[Draft Dodger]

the where is the city....she shouldnt have been needing a hotel.

glad you were able to clear up that one, tiny, aspect of the whole clusterfuck of questions.

[KWhit]

That is so freakin awesome, flere.

[cartman]

I actually understood it. Granted, it took a few "wait, I gotta re-read that line", but I figured it all out.

Now, we all ask, when is the phone call gonna be made, and can we show up to see you and your crew throw down?

[Calis]

Ah another twist in the puzzle, I think. :confused:

I'm actually MORE confused from the clarification.

[Desnudo]

This thread needs an auto-refresh option.

[Draft Dodger]

if this board ever gets avatars, I'm using flere's picture.

[Swaggs]

Maybe this will help:

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/explanation.sized.jpg
Wait! I'm confused...is Lenny Kravitz the rock star now?

[cthomer5000]

that illustration is amazing.

[Draft Dodger]

25 people veiwing this thread.

[Buzzbee]

Maybe this will help:

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/explanation.sized.jpg
Funniest.Post.EVER!

Absolutely LOL, literally.

[Fidatelo]

the where is the city....she shouldnt have been needing a hotel.

So why did he need to confirm it? I'm picturing the conversation going like this:

Girl: "I'll be staying in a hotel in [city] with a friend. Here's the number"
boy: "OK thanks, I'll check this out."

[later that day]

hotel desk clerK: "hello?"
boy: "yes, is this reservation valid?"
hotel desk clerk: "yes"
boy: "thanks"

[more time passes]

boy: "I've got you! You shouldn't need a hotel in [city]!"
girl: "crap! you are a super sleuth!"

[KWhit]

Flere with an out of the blue classic post. Well done.

[JeeberD]

I honestly had no idea I would come back from a customer to this....wow, um, GE is the winner. and Jeeber was additionally right. You win an autographed headshot of me...and my BF and GF will sign it too, thank you. thankuverymuch.


Woohoo! I'll keep it forever safe in my underwear drawer...

[KWhit]

So why did he need to confirm it? I'm picturing the conversation going like this:

Girl: "I'll be staying in a hotel in [city] with a friend. Here's the number"
boy: "OK thanks, I'll check this out."

[later that day]

hotel desk clerK: "hello?"
boy: "yes, is this reservation valid?"
hotel desk clerk: "yes"
boy: "thanks"

[more time passes]

boy: "I've got you! You shouldn't need a hotel in [city]!"
girl: "crap! you are a super sleuth!"
No. It went like this:

Girl: "I'll be staying with a friend - NOT IN A HOTEL, SO DON'T CALL THE HOLIDAY INN ON ELM STREET. SERIOUSLY."
boy: "Ummm.. OK."

[JeeberD]

So why did he need to confirm it? I'm picturing the conversation going like this:

Girl: "I'll be staying in a hotel in [city] with a friend. Here's the number"
boy: "OK thanks, I'll check this out."

[later that day]

hotel desk clerK: "hello?"
boy: "yes, is this reservation valid?"
hotel desk clerk: "yes"
boy: "thanks"

[more time passes]

boy: "I've got you! You shouldn't need a hotel in [city]!"
girl: "crap! you are a super sleuth!"


I think what that means is that she shouldn't have needed a hotel room since she was staying with a friend, but the best friend found out about it, called the hotel, and found out for sure that she was staying there.

That's what busted her (I think)...

[bbor]

I have a headache

[korme]

Maybe this will help:

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/explanation.sized.jpg
Did anyone else actually not even laugh, but instead use this MSPaint depiction to actually decipher what actually happened?

[KWhit]

I think what that means is that she shouldn't have needed a hotel room since she was staying with a friend, but the best friend found out about it, called the hotel, and found out for sure that she was staying there.

That's what busted her (I think)...
Yep.

[Draft Dodger]

I honestly had no idea I would come back from a customer to this....wow, um, GE is the winner. and Jeeber was additionally right. You win an autographed headshot of me...and my BF and GF will sign it too, thank you. thankuverymuch.

but not the GF of the BF?
or the RS that the GF of the BF knows (or the C of the GF, or the SO of the F)?
because they all should really sign it.

[Franklinnoble]

All this thread needs now is a schoolteacher and a catholic priest...

[Desnudo]

I'd still like to know the name of the band.

[GoldenEagle]

I am not sure if I want Michael W. Smith's autograph.

[Franklinnoble]

Did anyone else actually not even laugh, but instead use this MSPaint depiction to actually decipher what actually happened?

I did.

That illustration is brilliant.

[MikeVic]

I can't view this thread any longer until I get home... too funny.. too many laughs.. what a way to end a work-week. :D

[Fidatelo]

Maybe this will help:

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/explanation.sized.jpg

Do the arrows infer sex? Cuz if so... wow.

[Draft Dodger]

I have a headache

that's what the GF of the BF said too, but, in reality, it was an excuse. she'd be skipping out on the SO of the F and the BF with an unknown RS, but the GF (of F - not THE F - and not the GF of the BF) had no idea.

[korme]

Flasch needs to make more puzzles for us, this was fun.

[KWhit]

Do the arrows infer sex? Cuz if so... wow.
HA!

Actually, they imply sex.

[Draft Dodger]

Flasch needs to make more puzzles for us, this was fun.

aha! it's Winston Churchill!

[Buzzbee]

Someone better save flere's diagram to their hard drive. It may become as classic as SkyDog's undies.

[Calis]

I think what that means is that she shouldn't have needed a hotel room since she was staying with a friend, but the best friend found out about it, called the hotel, and found out for sure that she was staying there.

That's what busted her (I think)...

But he said that SHE told him about the hotel room..why would she tell him?

So many questions.

[GrantDawg]

All this thread needs now is a schoolteacher and a catholic priest...
So Flasch's GF, BF, a catholic priest and a school teacher go shopping for underwear....

[GoldenEagle]

Do the arrows infer sex? Cuz if so... wow.
Do we have lesbians?

[Fidatelo]

Flasch's title should be changed from "Starter" to "Wordsmith". He has a gift, we should acknowledge it.

[Draft Dodger]

HA!

Actually, they imply sex.

but, I think the BF of F is just an F, not a real BF

[GoldenEagle]

This puzzle is still far from being solved. I am sill trying to figure out who Michael W. Smith is.

[Desnudo]

But he said that SHE told him about the hotel room..why would she tell him?

So many questions.

I propose we form a FOFC fact-finding commission and dispatch it to Jacksonville immediately.

[Fidatelo]

HA!

Actually, they imply sex.

Crap he's contagious! Flee the thread, flee the thread!!!

[KWhit]

I propose we form a FOFC fact-finding commission and dispatch it to Jacksonville immediately.
I'll "interview" the GF. You can have the Rock Star.

[Buzzbee]

but, I think the BF of F is just an F, not a real BF
So? BF's can have sex but F's can't? That's F'd up.

[Franklinnoble]

I still want pictures...

[korme]

Flasch's title should be changed from "Starter" to "Wordsmith". He has a gift, we should acknowledge it.

AHAHA, SKYDOG..PLEASE

[korme]

I'll "interview" the GF. You can have the Rock Star.
The GF or the GF's cousin? If so, count me in for the other one.

[Flasch186]

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.

[Buzzbee]

Hey Franklin, if you ever miss QOTM, just read this thread. It is gold!

[Desnudo]

I'll "interview" the GF. You can have the Rock Star.

How do you know the RS isn't F? Gender was never specified. She could have been caught sleeping with Britney Spears for all we know at this point.

[GoldenEagle]

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.
More clues.

Who is 3R? Who is RS?

AHHH!!!

[korme]

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.
oh shit oh shit oh shit

quick fierre, add 3rd roomie!

Who is C? HF?

The plot thickens.

[KWhit]

How do you know the RS isn't F? Gender was never specified. She could have been caught sleeping with Britney Spears for all we know at this point.
The GF's cousin sleeping with BS.

WOW!

:eek:

[korme]

More clues.

Who is 3R? Who is RS?

AHHH!!!
duh GE, 3rd Roomie and Rock Star.

[Wolfpack]

Wow...100 replies in 45 minutes...there was apparently a 15-minute lull as everyone tried to digest the first post before diving in.

[KWhit]

3R = Third Roomie.

[jbmagic]

this needs to be sticky..

very classic

[Fidatelo]

Flasch's acquaintances are beginning to read like a batting order.

[KWhit]

3R = Third Roomie.
Crap! Cross post with Shorty.

[GoldenEagle]

RS = Rock Star

But who is RS?

The 3R is the cousin.

[korme]

this needs to be sticky..

very classic
and my man jb just adds a complete gem

[Desnudo]

oh shit oh shit oh shit

quick fierre, add 3rd roomie!

Who is C? HF?

The plot thickens.

I believe HF is Hatcher

[Buzzbee]

Anyone else reminded of "Good Morning Vietnam"?

"Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP."

[GrantDawg]

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.
So RS F C in the 3R?

[KWhit]

I believe HF is Hatcher
Hatcher?!?!

:confused:

[Franklinnoble]

I've backed up the diagram for posterity. But now it looks like it needs to be updated...

[korme]

RS = Rock Star

But who is RS?

The 3R is the cousin.
what? you're making less sense than flasch. you answered your own question about who RS is, and 3R is 3rd roomie, not the cousin. C, i figured out, is the cousin.

[SplitPersonality1]

Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

Right?

[JeeberD]

C = Cousin?

HF = ?Her Friend?

[Fidatelo]

So RS F C in the 3R?

with the candlestick? :confused:

[GoldenEagle]

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian

[korme]

I believe HF is Hatcher
No because he is representing himself as "Me", why would he say "I don't know about HF (me)?" That makes no sense, he knows about himself.

[Fidatelo]

Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

Right?

crap you beat me to it :(

[GoldenEagle]

what? you're making less sense than flasch. you answered your own question about who RS is, and 3R is 3rd roomie, not the cousin. C, i figured out, is the cousin.
No, No. C is someone else.

[jbmagic]

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian


what will boyfriend be then? :)

[korme]

Hatcher?!?!

:confused:
Hatcher Flaschen, Punisher-movie-star-slash-FOFC-poster-extraordinare

[Buzzbee]

The GF's cousin sleeping with BS.

WOW!

:eek:
Now that's just BS.

[gottimd]

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian

Is this a game of Mad Libs?

[Wolfpack]

Now batting...

[JeeberD]

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian

No no no no no....

BF = Best friend (her boyfriend)
C = Her Cousin (Flasch's girlriend)
Me = Flasch
3R = third roommie
HF = "Her friend" (the one she was supposed to be staying with)

[Flasch186]

RS = Rock Star

But who is RS?

The 3R is the cousin.

C cannot be 3r

[Flasch186]

I believe HF is Hatcher

HF is not Hatcher

[JeeberD]

C is her cousin (Flasch's girlie)!!!!!

Right?

[GoldenEagle]

But if the cousin is a roomie, does that mean there are four people living there?

[jbmagic]

is there going to be a patch upgrade on the diagram :)

[korme]

Here is a key:

BF - the best friend
C - maybe his girlfriend
Me - Flasch
3R - the cousin
HF - an outsider, maybe a lesbian
No one listen to GE, he's so wrong it's ridiculous!

BF - Best friend / side boyfriend (you make the call)
C - Cousin, aka BF's GF
ME - Flasch
3R - Previously mentioned 3rd Roomie
HF - Flasch's GF?
RS - Rockstar

[gottimd]

3R=3RIC?

[Flasch186]

C = Cousin?

HF = ?Her Friend?


u r good

[cartman]

now I'm really confused. Who got the UFIA?

[JeeberD]

Do I get another signed picture?

[KWhit]

Flasch, I appreciate you attempts at brevity, but I have a suggestion. If you really want to save time and bandwidth, why not just abbreviate every word. That way, this post:

the concert was part of the Buzz Bake Sale, so he found out the hotels sponosring the BBS and called them. If she had a room there than that would mean she was lying to him so she could see the RS and wouldnt be staying at the friend's house. One of the hotels confirmed that she was staying there, or at least had reservations for the weekend meaning that he was right and she was lying. Another ass kicker is my 3rd roomie, point blank asked her last night if she was going down to see RS and she said "no." So she was just lying to everyone, BF, C, Me, 3R, and I dont know about HF so.....its gonna be really wierd when she comes home.
Could be shortened to:

t c w p o t BBS, s h f o t h s t BBS a c t. I s h a r t t t w m s w l t h s s c s t RS a w b s a t f's h. O o t h c t s w s t, o a l h r f t w m t h w r a s w l. A a k i m 3rd r, p b a h l n i s w g d t s RS a s s "n." S s w j l t e, BF, C, M, 3R, a I d k a HF s.....i g b r w w s c h.
I look forward to less letters from you in the future.

Thank you.

[Celeval]

Holy cow, it's an Alan T sighting!

Oh, I figured it out after three readings.

[korme]

No no no no no....

BF = Best friend (her boyfriend)
C = Her Cousin (Flasch's girlriend)
Me = Flasch
3R = third roommie
HF = "Her friend" (the one she was supposed to be staying with)
Jeebs is correct. I like how Flasch doesn't help, he just tells us if we're wrong.

[Flasch186]

C is her cousin (Flasch's girlie)!!!!!

Right?

GF is my GF

C is her cousin

[Schmidty]

Between this thread and the episode of "Baking With Julia" that I'm watching, I'm not going to get anything done. Not only that, but everyone in this thread is starting to sound like Ms. Child in my head.

[MacroGuru]

Kind of reminds me of The Court Jester

Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0622450/): Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0622450/): And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): A flagon...?
Griselda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0622450/): With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0622450/): Right.
Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0622450/): No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0622450/): Just remember that.

and of course, we always have this one

King Roderick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662116/): The Duke. What did the Duke do?
Hubert Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): Eh... the Duke do?
King Roderick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662116/): Yes. And what about the Doge?
Hubert Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): Oh, the Doge!
King Roderick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662116/): Eh. Well what did the Doge do?
Hubert Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): The Doge do?
King Roderick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662116/): Yes, the Doge do.
Hubert Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): Well, uh, the Doge did what the Doge does. Eh, uh, when the Doge does his duty to the Duke, that is.
King Roderick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662116/): What? What's that?
Hubert Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): Oh, it's very simple, sire. When the Doge did his duty and the Duke didn't, that's when the Duchess did the dirt to the Duke with the Doge.
King Roderick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662116/): Who did what to what?
Hubert Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): Oh, they all did, sire. There they were in the dark; the Duke with his dagger, the Doge with his dart, Duchess with her dirk.
King Roderick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662116/): Duchess with her dirk?
Hubert Hawkins (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001414/): Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Doge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Doge, and the Doge got the Duke!
King Roderick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0662116/): Curious. I... I... hm? What? What's that? All I heard was that the Duchess had a siege of rheumatism. She's 83, you know.

[Draft Dodger]

I believe HF is Hatcher

HF = her friend

[GoldenEagle]

The cousin lived there and is the the third roommate!!! I am on to it, you are not!! He is trying to through a wrench in the puzzle!!!

Maybe the cousin is schizophrenic?

[korme]

is there going to be a patch upgrade on the diagram :)
good question, can we get a ruling fierre?

[korme]

Holy cow, it's an Alan T sighting!

Oh, I figured it out after three readings.
where?????!?!?!!?!?!??!? I DONT ASEEE HIM!!

[Flasch186]

HF = her friend

bing

[SnDvls]

so C = 3R is a false statement then correct?

[JeeberD]

GF is my GF

C is her cousin

OK, thought you were writing it from her perspective, not yours...

[SplitPersonality1]

best enigma puzzle. Ever.

[Draft Dodger]

Jeebs is correct. I like how Flasch doesn't help, he just tells us if we're wrong.

he's like the Quiksand of l77tspeak

[gottimd]

Holy cow, it's an Alan T sighting!

Oh, I figured it out after three readings.

http://www.autographedtoyou.com/celebpics/alan_thicke4.jpg

[JeeberD]

so C = 3R is a false statement then correct?

Correct

There are four people living in the house.

Flasch
Flasch's girlie
Flasch's girlie's cousin (the cheater)
Third roomie

[Eaglesfan27]

I'm only through the first 20 posts, but this thread has me laughing harder than I have laughed at a thread in a very long time.

[SplitPersonality1]

Correct

There are four people living in the house.

Flasch
Flasch's girlie
Flasch's girlie's cousin (the cheater)
Third roomie


I think I saw this show last week. - Real World: FOFC

[Noop]

Wow bad grammar...

[SnDvls]

Wait another math problem

Me + GF + C + 3R = HOUSE

[jbmagic]

maybe a football diagram of this will be easier to follow for everyone

:)

[Flasch186]

C and 3R are both roomies, 4 people do live there, for now unless due to this, C decides to move out in the near future, which is a distinct possibility. Now GF hasnt talked to C about any of this and Im not sure that BF is going to call the hotel when she is there since he already dropped the bomb. Plus there is no telling if she'll even be there if RS has his/her own room, possibly elsewhere. Regardless I, we, dont even know if she ever een spoke to HF about the possibility of her going there. all I know, is that, when BF started to get suspicious he told C to call HF up and invite her and HK up to stay with him, full on knowing that that wouldnt happen, cuz he suspected she was not on the up and up anyways.

[SplitPersonality1]

Wow bad grammar...

And the Golden Scribe for best UIC moment in a comedy thread goes to....


Sorry Noop, I had too.

[Noop]

HK = Her Kitten?

[flere-imsaho]

With Updates:

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/explanation_001.jpg

[Wolfpack]

I'm only through the first 20 posts, but this thread has me laughing harder than I have laughed at a thread in a very long time.

Only 20?! Jeez, man, you'll never catch up to this fast- moving stream...your post is #159 and is already receding into the past....

[Noop]

And the Golden Scribe for best UIC moment in a comedy thread goes to....
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[gottimd]

I still don't get it. just type out the damn word. Now this is making my hemmoroids flare up.

[JeeberD]

HK = Her Kids?

I think I'm getting the hang of this!

[GoldenEagle]

C and 3R are both roomies, 4 people do live there, for now unless due to this, C decides to move out in the near future, which is a distinct possibility. Now GF hasnt talked to C about any of this and Im not sure that BF is going to call the hotel when she is there since he already dropped the bomb. Plus there is no telling if she'll even be there if RS has his/her own room, possibly elsewhere. Regardless I, we, dont even know if she ever een spoke to HF about the possibility of her going there. all I know, is that, when BF started to get suspicious he told C to call HF up and invite her and HK up to stay with him, full on knowing that that wouldnt happen, cuz he suspected she was not on the up and up anyways.
I am lost.

[Draft Dodger]

cast of characters:

Me (Flasch)
C (Flasc's GF) aka GF
GF of BF (the cheater), also C of GF...or C of C
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of the cheater (so BF of GF of C)
HF (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the cheater)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)
HK (sorry, I have no freaking clue)

[Noop]

Flere...haha

[Eaglesfan27]

Maybe this will help:

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/explanation.sized.jpg
Laughing even harder now! Brilliant post.

[SackAttack]

I love Fridays.

[Flasch186]

cast of characters:

Me (Flasch)
C (Flasc's GF) aka GF
GF of BF (the cheater), also C of GF...or C of C
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of the cheater (so BF of GF of C)
F (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the cheater)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)


GF is my GF, C is her cous.

[KWhit]

39 people viewing this thread.

[JeeberD]

With Updates:

http://kamilewicz.org/albums/misc/explanation_001.jpg


Poor third roomie, not getting any arrows... :(

[gottimd]

My mom makes a mean cous cous.

[Flasch186]

i have to leave and go home from work and I dont wanna.....too funny

[WSUCougar]

Dear god...

[Draft Dodger]

but C is the GF of your BF, or was until she pulled the thing with HF and the HS and was going to bring HK along, and 3R was a witness. so, she's kind of a GF too.

[SnDvls]

mabey we could get the diagram with male and female stick figures to help out the new viewers.

[korme]

wow DD you lose you suck

[JeeberD]

but C is the GF of your BF, or was until she pulled the thing with HF and the HS and was going to bring HK along, and 3R was a witness. so, she's kind of a GF too.

Is HS supposed to be RS?

[Noop]

wow DD you lose you suck
Word.

[gottimd]

Why does the Rockstar, Im sorry the RS, have a huge black fork in his hand?

[Flasch186]

who is HS?

[Buzzbee]

Poor third roomie, not getting any arrows... :(
Ow!! My side is hurting after reading this. Tears of laughter and pain are rolling down my face.

[korme]

i have to shower, this is very unfortunate because this is a classic piece of the FOFC era being written right now.

[Castlerock]

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[GoldenEagle]

but C is the GF of your BF, or was until she pulled the thing with HF and the HS and was going to bring HK along, and 3R was a witness. so, she's kind of a GF too.
Are we talking about like a fivesim here?

I want to hear more of Flasch's stories!

[Draft Dodger]

take 2:

Me (Flasch)
GF (Flasch's SO)
C (the cheater). also GF of BF
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of C)
HF (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the cheater)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)
HK (kitten of C)

[korme]

Why does the Rockstar, Im sorry the RS, have a huge black fork in his hand?

ahahah

maybe it's HK (her kitten) he's holding

[Flasch186]

RS wouldnt consider C a GF more like a G.

[Draft Dodger]

Is HS supposed to be RS?

you know, I don't know.

[GoldenEagle]

I shutter to think what the 7 guests think of FOFC right now. First it was the muscle car board and now this.

[GrantDawg]

who is HS?
If you don't know we are all DOOOMED!

[Draft Dodger]

RS wouldnt consider C a GF more like a G.

RSs are like that, I hear.

[KWhit]

Flasch, you really need to pass flere's diagram on to C, GF, BF, 3R, F, SO, and RS.

And if you ever see BS, could you give her my number?

[korme]

take 2:

Me (Flasch)
GF (Flasch's SO)
C (the cheater). also GF of BF
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of C)
HF (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the cheater)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)
HK (kitten of C)
all correct, except SO is husband of HF, friend of the cheater. The cheater cannot be married to SO and also be dating BF while cheating with RS

[JeeberD]

Is HK really her kitten? I thought it was her kid???

[fantastic flying froggies]

I think we have another one on our hands.

See this thread http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showpost.php?p=632666&postcount=1

[GoldenEagle]

RS wouldnt consider C a GF more like a G.
A G? As in a homie right? I know this slang stuff.

[Draft Dodger]

take 3:

Me (Flasch)
GF (Flasch's SO)
C (the cheater). also GF of BF
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of C)
HF (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the HF)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)
HK (kitten or kid of C)

[korme]

I think we have another one on our hands.

See this thread http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showpost.php?p=632666&postcount=1 (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/showpost.php?p=632666&postcount=1)
Heh, but how dare you try to distract from this beaut

[JeeberD]

Where in the bloody hell did BS come from?

[Noop]

you mean kitten as in cooch or kitten as in cat?

[KWhit]

I like BS.

[Noop]

Where in the bloody hell did BS come from?
A bull's ass....

[KWhit]

you mean kitten as in cooch or kitten as in cat?
HAHA!

:D

[WSUCougar]

This is like some sort of volcanic thread eruption. Someday, we'll look back on this and say, "Yeah, I was there. I saw that sucker erupt."

[korme]

take 3:

Me (Flasch)
GF (Flasch's SO)
C (the cheater). also GF of BF
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of C)
HF (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the HF)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)
HK (kitten or kid of C)
After furthur review I am convinced that contrary to popular belief, HK is in fact Harmon Killebrew

[cartman]

I'm still not clear on the whole UFIA thing...

[JeeberD]

Where in the bloody hell did BS come from?

OK, found it.

Nothing but KWhit's crazy mind making things up... :D

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showpost.php?p=632582&postcount=104

[GoldenEagle]

After furthur review I am convinced that contrary to popular belief, HK is in fact Harmon Killebrew
Really? I was thinking it was more along the lines of Heinz Kerry.

[JeeberD]

I'm still not clear on the whole UFIA thing...

What's UFIA?

[Buzzbee]

Must.Go.Home.

Daugther.Has.Concert.

Hour.Drive.

Concert.At.6.

Oh.Shit.

Daddy.Meet.Couch.

[SnDvls]

Me + GF + C + 3R = HOUSE

HOUSE + BF = 6 DOORS DOWN

C + RS - HF - (SO + HK) = HOTEL

but what does it all mean?

[Noop]

So we're not going with the whole kitten gig? *trashs witty comments*

[korme]

Harmon Killebrew in the lounge with the butterknife?

[gottimd]

What's UFIA?

Where did UFIA come up? Was it something the GF did to the RS or HF did with BS?

[korme]

By the time this is posted, this is already incorrect, damn quick moving thread.

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[korme]

Seriously... can Flasch please have his title renamed to Postsmith, Ryan S, since you are reading?

[sovereignstar]

Oh boy. I was gone for an hour or two and now..well. now this.

Where's my pillow? I'm laughing so hard that I'm getting light-headed again.

[KWhit]

OK, found it.

Nothing but KWhit's crazy mind making things up... :D

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/forums/showpost.php?p=632582&postcount=104

BS in the BR with me wearing a SG outfit.

:D

[CamEdwards]

holy convoluted plotlines... I can't believe I read this entire thing.

Okay, actually I didn't. Stopped after page 4. Did any of you meddling kids ever solve this mystery? If so, someone shoot me a PM so I can sleep tonight.

[KWhit]

BS in the BR with me wearing a SG outfit.

:D
But BS is wearing the SGO - not me.
Just wanted to clear that up.

[Ben E Lou]

I've been reading, and even e-mailed a link to my wife to read. I haven't laughed as hard as I laughed at the diagram in quite some time. It was actually painful.

[Buzzbee]

BS in the BR with me wearing a SG outfit.

:D
You wearing a Slutty Geisha outfit? No thanks. I'll stick with C at the H.

[Noop]

BS in the BR with me wearing a SG outfit.

:D
Britteny Spears in the bedroom with you wearing a Sexy Garment? Ewww

[Franklinnoble]

holy convoluted plotlines... I can't believe I read this entire thing.

Okay, actually I didn't. Stopped after page 4. Did any of you meddling kids ever solve this mystery? If so, someone shoot me a PM so I can sleep tonight.

You gotta see the diagrams.

Keep reading, it's worth it.

[Flasch186]

take 2:

Me (Flasch)
GF (Flasch's SO)
C (the cheater). also GF of BF
3R (3rd roommate)
BF (friend - not BF - of Flasch, and BF of C)
HF (friend of the cheater)
SO (husband of the cheater)
RS (rockstar)
BS (Britney Spears)
HK (kitten of C)


SO is not the husband of the cheater. The Cheater is C, HF has the husband.

HK is not her kitten

[JeeberD]

But BS is wearing the SGO - not me.
Just wanted to clear that up.

Damn, I was getting excited thinking about you in the SGO... :(

[KWhit]

SG = School Girl

[gottimd]

SO is not the husband of the cheater. The Cheater is C, HF has the husband.

HK is not her kitten


We need the Diagram to be updated.

[Noop]

HK is not her kitten So its her crotch with a K?

[Subby]

WWHFD?

[GoldenEagle]

I give up.

[GrantDawg]

You wearing a Slutty Geisha outfit? No thanks. I'll stick with C at the H.
I wonder if C and RS listened to the LM.

[Pyser]

I was never in favor of bringing back QoTM until just now. holy hell - some absolute gems here.

[KWhit]

You wearing a Slutty Geisha outfit? No thanks. I'll stick with C at the H.
You'll stick with Chubby at the Hysterectomist?

Interesting choice.

[Flasch186]

i gotta run, bye all C ya

[MacroGuru]

i gotta run, bye all C ya
It's a clue!!

[gottimd]

Is C still the cheater?

[JeeberD]

And he never told us who HK was... :(

I still think it was her kid(s).

[MacroGuru]

And he never told us who HK was... :(

I still think it was her kid(s).
Why does it have to be a person....it could be Hong Kong

[Draft Dodger]

so, SD sent an EM to SWMNBN for the thread at the FOFC (on the IGN) that was MSTV?

neat.

[digamma]

What was the awkward part again?