i'm addicted to gambling

[korme]

my night
$15.00 winnings - hold 'em
$5.00 winnings - madden (just played 1 game)

i am unstoppable in madden, it's unreal. $2 buy in with friends earlier today netted me $6, and then later today a $5 buy in with friends got me $9 in profit..

so what do i do? i get on pokerstars as soon as i go home and enter a $33 tourney of 9 people.

i better win

[korme]

BULLETS ON THE FIRST F'IN HAND

[korme]

get 44, a hand i hate, flop comes 422

i flop a full house

check, then bet the minimum on the fourth street as everyone folds.. no one caught anything :-/

next hand

44 again!

small stacked guy goes all in with about 650 chips, i had 1900

damn.. i'm guessing he has two higher cards so it's a coinflip

i call... he has J4! great odds for me!

the 5 cards go ... xxxx...J yes he sucks out on the river, that friggin' blew

next hand, 33.. whats up with these low pairs?

i do dec betting and take down a 1500 pot as i hit my set..

4th of 8 as we stand

[Suicane75]

Im watching, and im fapping to srileys pic.

[Suicane75]

Dola, stay in long enough for me to complete things.

[korme]

now i got hooks, maybe my least favorite pair, what's up with me getting so many pocket pairs..

a lady comes up on the flop (no surprise), but everyone checks and so after a 6 on fourth street i re-raise a guy all-in where he promptly folds and i take a few more chunks of change.. no big wins though, only one bad beat, and i'm still in the middle of the pack (3 of 8)

[korme]

suicane, i myself like hubla's

[korme]

GET ONLINE SON

[korme]

and im out in 8th

FUCK

[Suicane75]

I am, i cant talk though cause my account is empty, and pretty soon i have to go to the bathroom.

[korme]

i meant get on AIM..

dude, i had the high fuckin' pair, wow, this is a big let down

the reason i hate online poker is i react too quickly, for instance him re-raising me i immediately re-raised instead of thinking, why the hell is this guy re-raising me.. i played that badly.

damn

[Suicane75]

what was that?!@!@!

[korme]

i wish i had more money so i could go crazy and play in another one, but i have like $1.47 on my account now.

[Suicane75]

this is friggin odd, i posted that you lost a minute before you lost, and yet........

[stevew]

The board is all whacked out now. Dolas coming in out of order, etc.

[Suicane75]

I was on aim, I didnt see you. You shouldnt have been playing hard with J,9 once he called your raise. If you were here I would beat you about the head with clogs.

[korme]

yea, yea, yea, i know :)

i'm still pissed over it!

[korme]

so, i'm really in the negative from today.. ouch!

today on the way to my brother's to play cards we saw some crusty McFuckerson driving with a dubya sticker on his car, well actually not driving but parking at wendy's where we stopped to eat. where inside the man decided to pick his nose and then eat it! i shit you not. there was nasal penetration then the man ate the boogie for sustenance.

[korme]

Suicane, I got 5 bucks from Madden by betting $5 on a game with a guy who is pretty good.. to answer your question.

This guy at WSU heard I was something like 20-1 in tournament play at school so he offered me $100 to play right then and there, I had never seen him before, and I was hammered off my ass, but it was tempting because he uses the Browns(??!!).

[Desnudo]

Suicane, I got 5 bucks from Madden by betting $5 on a game with a guy who is pretty good.. to answer your question.

This guy at WSU heard I was something like 20-1 in tournament play at school so he offered me $100 to play right then and there, I had never seen him before, and I was hammered off my ass, but it was tempting because he uses the Browns(??!!).

Definitely a ringer.

[korme]

if anyone wants to play some madden online right now, give me a holla

[korme]

PS2 is the only way my friend

[Suicane75]

if anyone wants to play some madden online right now, give me a holla

XBox or PS2 you got? Not that i can play right now anyway, but once I get the games out of the box i'll be able to, not sure when that is though.

[sachmo71]

I thought shorty was addicted to beatin' poser ass?

[Suicane75]

I thought shorty was addicted to gettin beat by posers?

Fixed it for ya.