Just got laid...

[Balldog]

Sorry azjoe_02 but I had to do it before someone else did. :rolleyes:

[CamEdwards]

the odd thing is, both of you got the shaft.

[Balldog]

the odd thing is, both of you got the shaft.

:eek: LOL

[sovereignstar]

You were probably the 189th person to say to themself, "Hey, I should do a parody post of the I just got laid off thread." It's just that you were the only one cold enough to go through with it.

[Crapshoot]

bingo. No need for it.

[McSweeny]

You were probably the 189th person to say to themself, "Hey, I should do a parody post of the I just got laid off thread." It's just that you were the only one cold enough to go through with it.

sounds about right

[BigJohn&TheLions]

You were probably the 189th person to say to themself, "Hey, I should do a parody post of the I just got laid off thread." It's just that you were the only one cold enough to go through with it.

yup.

[jetpunk2000]

I think we should have a new rule. Anyone who starts a parody thread loses posts. That'll teach em.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I think we should have a new rule. Anyone who starts a parody thread loses posts. That'll teach em.

Weren't you over 1,000 posts at one time?

[jetpunk2000]

Weren't you over 1,000 posts at one time?
Not to my knowledge. One day I will be like the big boys. One day.

[Julio Riddols]

This thread makes me want eggs.. Farm fresh eggs.

[B & B]

Riddols from way downtown, BANG!

[DaddyTorgo]

Or maybe we should just have one thread where we can parody all the threads on the board? That would save the frontpage being cluttered with a bunch of threads full of meaningless (largely) humorless posts?

[Noop]

I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... second one my neighbor's sister I was banging for 45 minutes before I empty;d my clip

[Noop]

Oh shit this was a joke thread I thought he was serious...

[SackAttack]

good ol' noop, missing jokes since...I don't think my memory goes back that far.

[Noop]

^^ Guess i am a dumb ass atleast I actually got some coocoo by to different girls... :)

[MizzouRah]

Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
You wear me out.

[Desnudo]

I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... second one my neighbor's sister I was banging for 45 minutes before I empty;d my clip

You shot her after you had sex with her?

[Crapshoot]

So does NOOP have a syndrome Im not aware of ?

[DanGarion]

I was going to do "just got paid off"

[Noop]

You shot her after you had sex with her?
Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut.

Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks?

[SunDancer]

Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut.

Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks?


Must be the charisma that gets the ladies.

[Desnudo]

Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut.

Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks?

good ol' noop, missing jokes since...I don't think my memory goes back that far.

Ahem. ;)

[JeeberD]

Nah bro it means bust a fat ass nut.


Walnuts are yummy...

[Noop]

Wow. Your just mad ;)

[tategter]

Wow. You're just mad ;)

Fixed it for you. -spelling/grammer police

[CraigSca]

That was ironic.

[Julio Riddols]

Crapshoot - do i need to guess where u take cocks?


I take them to the chicken shack and give them free reign. But if they crow too early? its *throat slitting gesture*.

[sterlingice]

I take them to the chicken shack and give them free reign. But if they crow too early? its *throat slitting gesture*.
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

SI

[Subby]

I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... Yeah, I would guess fucking one's own mother is kind of weird!!!

[korme]

This thread makes me want eggs.. Farm fresh eggs.
HENDERSON VALLEY EGGS!

You gonna love our eggs!

[korme]

Fixed it for you. -spelling/grammer police
UIC!

[Noop]

Yeah, I would guess fucking one's own mother is kind of weird!!!
Man fuck you bitch. Go suck ya mama dick... stupid ass muthafucker... you loose booty male escort... go find Elton John or one of them other loose bootied homo's like you. Bitch.

[Subby]

Man fuck you bitch. Go suck ya mama dick... stupid ass muthafucker... you loose booty male escort... go find Elton John or one of them other loose bootied homo's like you. Bitch. Gee - you are kind of angry. I guess she didn't have change for a 20.

FWIW, I would be angry too!!! http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif

[Noop]

Gee - you are kind of angry. I guess she didn't have change for a 20.

FWIW, I would be angry too!!! http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif
Ya mama pussy sag low... you sucked your father's dick and snowballed him... ur uncle fucked you in the ass... your gay... u donate gay sperm to the sperm bank... Your wife doesnt love you and cheats with the frozen hot dog in the freezer because ur vienna just aint cutting... Fuck you.

[Subby]

Ya mama pussy sag low... you sucked your father's dick and snowballed him... ur uncle fucked you in the ass... your gay... u donate gay sperm to the sperm bank... Your wife doesnt love you and cheats with the frozen hot dog in the freezer because ur vienna just aint cutting... Fuck you. Hahahaha. Good comebacks, Mongo!

[cuervo72]

*buys popcorn and beer, settles into seat*

[duckman]

^^^ HAHA!

[Noop]

Hahahaha. Good comebacks, Mongo!
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[MizzouRah]

Ya mama pussy sag low

That's just wrong. :)


Todd

[Glengoyne]

I got some pussy today also... first gurl I sex'd I could cum for shit... second one my neighbor's sister I was banging for 45 minutes before I empty;d my clip
Our little Poon is growing up.

[Noop]

Our little Poon is growing up. Noop = Poons or Snoop

[Crapshoot]

Our little Poon is growing up.

roffle. Seriously- have I missed something regarding Noop ?

[Ben E Lou]

Noop, Subby. RETREAT TO YOUR CORNERS!

[Noop]

Why he started it...

[Subby]

Not my fault his momma don't take debit cards...

[Noop]

Still talking shit I see... you and your lover crapshoot who takes it up the booty shoot...

[Crapshoot]

Not my fault his momma don't take debit cards...

ROFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crapshoot]

Still talking shit I see... you and your lover crapshoot who takes it up the booty shoot...

Seriously- do you write in sentences ?

[duckman]

Seriously- do you write in sentences ?
Seriously, do you use commas? ;)

[LionsFan10]

Seriously, do you use commas? ;)

Seriously, does it matter? This shit is funny :D :p

[duckman]

Seriously, does it matter? This shit is funny :D :p
I'm amused. :D :p

[sterlingice]

HAHA. Noop and Subby, well, they're kindof just being idiots back and forth but the grammar police getting in the middle of this 6th grade slap fight of idiots who just learned words like "fuck" and "pussy" and keep using them back and forth on each other, now that's priceless. :D

SI

[Noop]

HAHA. Noop and Subby, well, they're kindof just being idiots back and forth but the grammar police getting in the middle of this 6th grade slap fight of idiots who just learned words like "fuck" and "pussy" and keep using them back and forth on each other, now that's priceless. :D

SI
Seriously who the fuck are you? Subby is a dickhead but atleast he sucks his daddy's dickhead. You Sliver Ice or whatever you wiggers use now a days... you are a idiot.

[TargetPractice6]

Seriously who the fuck are you? Subby is a dickhead but atleast he sucks his daddy's dickhead. You Sliver Ice or whatever you wiggers use now a days... you are a idiot.So... you are saying you didn't have sex with your mother?

[sterlingice]

So... you are saying you didn't have sex with your mother?
I didn't hear a denial in that, but he's just trying to move the point of emphasis somewhere else ;)

SI

[TargetPractice6]

I didn't hear a denial in that, but he's just trying to move the point of emphasis somewhere else ;)

SISubby: Noop, did you have sex with your mother?

Noop: Uhhh... Look over there! *runs away*

[Noop]

*Shakes head* Do I look like a mother fucker to you?


That was funny.... but no I didn't and wouldn't bang my mom that is some sick shit.

[Balldog]

I'm amused. :D :p

Isn't it I am amused. :confused:

[duckman]

Isn't it I am amused. :confused:
Either/or is good.

[duckman]

That was funny.... but no I didn't and wouldn't bang my mom that is some sick shit.
Freud claims that we all want to sleep with our mothers.

[Crapshoot]

Seriously, do you use commas? ;)

na- not a fan.

[Suicane75]

Freud claims that we all want to sleep with our mothers.

I just liked to be called daddy.

[GrantDawg]

I just liked to be called daddy.
Yeah, but I don't like doing it.

[Suicane75]

Yeah, but I don't like doing it.

Well I don't like dressing up like a lumberjack but I do it for you.

[nole4sho]

So Noop did you get her yet? I heard what you told Teddy.

[Subby]

Now, if she figures out how to get that credit card machine set up, look out...

;)

[nole4sho]

Now, if she figures out how to get that credit card machine set up, look out...

;)

I am failing to understand what you mean by that comment. Is this refering to you saying he slept with his mother? If found it funny but Marvin from the looks of his replys didn't find them to funny. If I must say Marvin is much different on this website then he is when we hang out in school or play baskeball at the local park. The fact he got mad at you is shocking because that kid doesn't ever get mad at things.

[Subby]

If I must say Marvin is much different on this website then he is when we hang out in school or play baskeball at the local park. The fact he got mad at you is shocking because that kid doesn't ever get mad at things. Yes, he seems completely even-keeled to me, too.

Even more shocking is that someone named Marvin is getting so much pussy (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/showpost.php?p=639529&postcount=14).

[nole4sho]

Yes, he seems completely even-keeled to me, too.

Even more shocking is that someone named Marvin is getting so much pussy (http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/showpost.php?p=639529&postcount=14).

I must admit he is a ladies man around these parts. He doesn't go by Marvin usually we call him Noop or Marv. I call him Marvin to annoy him because he calls me by my full name everytime we are around each other. Marvin has funny stories about him and his lady friends.

[Suicane75]

The level of girl Noop gets makes me jealous. Oh to be young again and thin for once.

[Noop]

Nole4sho( I wont say ya real name like you said mine) I got her a few weeks ago but never said nothing cause you know how Teddy and them get. Anyway Subby you still talking shit? Cmon bro I can make your wife leave you ;) You know women love young guys :)

[tategter]

You know woman love young guys :)

Yes, it's true. Women do love those babies. Apparently they like extremely immature little boys who can't spell or write in proper sentences too.

[Noop]

Yes, it's true. Women do love those babies. Apparently they like extremely immature little boys who can't spell or write in proper sentences too.
You hungry? Eat a dick.

[Ben E Lou]

OK, kiddies. That's enough.