Another crazy woman rips off a testicle

[vex]

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

“Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: “I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, ’That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.”

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.
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[rkmsuf]

A dog eating it would make this story.

What kind of man lets a petite woman rip his nut off?

[Raiders Army]

As I was reading this, I alternately grinned and winced.

[flere-imsaho]

I'm seriously considering wearing a cup for the rest of my life.

[Ksyrup]

There's some strange/funny writing in this story...like:

"When he refused, she grabbed his face"

How do you grab onto someone's face? Did it have a handle?

[flere-imsaho]

Ears. Have you never head-butted anyone?

[Ksyrup]

Ears. Have you never head-butted anyone?
The ears on on the head. Although the face is on the head, this says she grabbed his face, not his head.

Perhaps she bowling-balled him with two fingers in the eyes and a thumb up his nose...

[Ksyrup]

That head doesn't have a face.

[rkmsuf]

she grabbed his other head

[MacroGuru]

This has to be my favorite quote out of this entire article.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

[Noop]

She should be sentenced to death.

[Suicane75]

That woman has alot of balls to do that to a man.

[Noop]

Seriously who turns down sex from a woman?

[Suicane75]

Seriously who turns down sex from a woman?

Maybe she looked like this,
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor10/survivors/bio/wanda.shtml

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

That woman has alot of balls

Maybe she's done it before?

[sovereignstar]

Burn her!

[Noop]

Maybe she looked like this,
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor10/survivors/bio/wanda.shtml
It has no face just a feel....

[Suicane75]

Maybe she's done it before?

I'm glad i was born with 3.

[Ksyrup]

I'm glad i was born with 3.
In that case, the witty response from the friend could have been, "Here, take one of mine."

[cuervo72]

Critch found this the other day:

hxxp://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

[Suicane75]

Critch found this the other day:

hxxp://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

Shes pretty. But not "here, have a testicle" pretty.

[rkmsuf]

I'd hit it even if I'm risking a nut.

[bbor]

They should rip one of her tits off so all things are even...or uneven,whichever you prefer.

[rkmsuf]

staple the nut to her "region" and see how she likes walking around with it.

[WSUCougar]

That woman has alot of balls to do that to a man.
No, a lot of ball.

And I just want to add that this thread is very disturbing. "Ripped off a testicle" is one of the most awful phrases I can imagine, right up there with "Roseanne Barr sings the anthem."

[Anthony]

he should be allowed to remove her clitoris with crude instruments like the Africans do.

[Critch]

"Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth"

I think this young lady may be a bit crazy.

Normally when somebody gets really drunk and puts detached genitals in their mouth it's cos they've stopped off for a Big Mac.

[sovereignstar]

Critch found this the other day:

hxxp://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm
Found what?
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif

[Suicane75]

Perhaps this is the only rare instance where the guy wouldn't want the lady to swallow?

Actually, at that point i'd like to make her eat it.

[hukarez]

Perhaps this is the only rare instance where the guy wouldn't want the lady to swallow?

[rkmsuf]

Found what?
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/%7Efof/forums/images/smilies/confused.gif

the nut eater

[sovereignstar]

Christ almighty, can't a guy just post her damn picture?

http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/images/mmonti.jpg

http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/images/mmonti.jpg

http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/images/mmonti.jpg

http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/support.htm

http://cwis.livjm.ac.uk/sps/staff/images/mmonti.jpg

Take that!

[Wolfpack]

Does anyone know how much force it takes to rip a testicle out? I would've thought the skin would at least have held up better under the assault, unless she's got daggers for nails or something....

Still, very cringe-worthy.

[Anthony]

she looks like the type who has no remorse after ripping off a testicle.

she has that content look on her face that says "i've ripped off a testicle once, and i'd do it again if need be".

[DeToxRox]

That's an unusual way to tea bag

[Anthony]

Does anyone know how much force it takes to rip a testicle out? I would've thought the skin would at least have held up better under the assault, unless she's got daggers for nails or something....

Still, very cringe-worthy.

my wife doesn't believe this. i'm thinking there's more to the story. if this is the case our nuts are in serious danger.

you would think it'd take more than a tug to rip one off. especialy since she pulled it out while he was wearing his underwear. mighty strong grip. crush it? yes, that i can believe. but let's say it takes about 3 or so seconds of really strong pulling - why wouldn't he punch her or something? fucking weird story.

[Suicane75]

I believe his underwear came down first.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Shes pretty. But not "here, have a testicle" pretty.

I think I want to join Franklin's quest for the return of the QOTM. This one had me laughing for a good five minutes.

[DeToxRox]

Good thing she isn't in the NBA..

.. WHAT A BALL HOG!

OOOOOH!

.. No.. bad.

[rkmsuf]

my wife doesn't believe this. i'm thinking there's more to the story. if this is the case our nuts are in serious danger.

you would think it'd take more than a tug to rip one off. especialy since she pulled it out while he was wearing his underwear. mighty strong grip. crush it? yes, that i can believe. but let's say it takes about 3 or so seconds of really strong pulling - why wouldn't he punch her or something? fucking weird story.


maybe he had a loose nut

[Desnudo]

Chalk this one up as a thread title I didn't need to read first thing in the morning.

[Anthony]

I believe his underwear came down first.

his shorts came down...then he was left standing in his underwear...and shortly thereafter he was minus one testicle. get your timeline down, man.

[Franklinnoble]

I think I want to join Franklin's quest for the return of the QOTM. This one had me laughing for a good five minutes.


Viva la revolucion!

I got nothing.

[AnalBumCover]

That's an unusual way to tea bagI was rolling when I read this.

[tategter]

great thread. in a painful cringing funny sort of way...

[korme]

1. This guys testicle is obviously laying around somewhere, maybe on a coffee table. How does this 3rd "friend" know, upon visual inspection, whos testicle it is?

2. Why is this guy, missing a testicle, still sticking around at this party/social engagement/whatever to be handed his testicle by a friend, as if he simply misplaced it? "Hey dude, you left this in the other room."

This story seems a little fake, IMHO.

[rkmsuf]

1. This guys testicle is obviously laying around somewhere, maybe on a coffee table. How does this 3rd "friend" know, upon visual inspection, whos testicle it is?

2. Why is this guy, missing a testicle, still sticking around at this party/social engagement/whatever to be handed his testicle by a friend, as if he simply misplaced it? "Hey dude, you left this in the other room."

This story seems a little fake, IMHO.

1. The guy lying on the floor crying. That's who I'd hand it to.

2. You try leaving the house with one nut. Very intimidating.

[korme]

well played rkmsuf, well played

[Suicane75]

Perhaps he stuck the testicle on his forehead and said, "Hey, who am I?" to which the partygoers replied "SHORTY!!" And then they returned to their festivities.

[rkmsuf]

well played

[BigJohn&TheLions]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.

She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.

She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

[Glengoyne]

Pulled hard? Pulled Hard?

Ouch!

[Franklinnoble]

Please stop bumping this thread. Thanks.

[Huckleberry]

Looks like she waxes that unibrow frequently.

[judicial clerk]

Often times when people go to prison for the first time, they end up being some other prisoner's bitch and they get fucked with mercilessly by inmates and even guards. Sometimes guard even rape the new female inmates.

I don't think this girl is going to have to worry about any of that stuff. She is going to be just fine.

[Joe]

wow, i didn't think the judge had the balls to send her to prison.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I have seen many women's prison movies... She just might be a celebrity in the joint. (Especially if she likes lingerie & leather whips!)