This Should be a Bannable Offense as well

[Fritz]

http://www.buffworks.com/benepeople.jpg

[rkmsuf]

that's the tops

[WSUCougar]

Good stuff. Almost as good as your infamous "colossal squid thru the Arc de Triomphe" image.

[Subby]

Thanks, I just spit my bananaberry wine cooler all over my 12" RGB monitor.

[Cuckoo]

Is it just me or does the construction worker SkyDog look remarkably like Dusty Baker?

[WSUCougar]

Is it just me or does the construction worker SkyDog look remarkably like Dusty Baker?
All he needs is a tooth pick.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

The Naval Officer SkyDog's head is too big for his body.

[Fritz]

shut up, chick

[rkmsuf]

The Naval Officer SkyDog's head is too big for his body.

that's the genius of it

[Fritz]

obviously I don't handle critics well

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

shut up, chick
Cmon, that's all ya got? :p

You know I think you're a genius Fritz. I was just disturbed by the giant head.

[Fritz]

Cmon, that's all ya got? :p

You know I think you're a genius Fritz. I was just disturbed by the giant head.

You have just won an all expense* paid trip to the Mechanicsburg (VA) Waffle House bathroom along with $.50 for the condom machine for an evening with Fritz.


*airfare not included

[Fritz]

dola,

his head is not too big. the Marine's behind is not to scale

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

You have just won an all expense* paid trip to the Mechanicsburg (VA) Waffle House bathroom along with $.50 for the condom machine for an evening with Fritz.


*airfare not included
Such a romantic. :rolleyes:

[Fritz]

Such a romantic. :rolleyes:

can I borrow a dollar?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

can I borrow a dollar?
Only if you can break a $50. That's all I have on me at the moment.

[digamma]

The Naval Officer SkyDog's head is too big for his body.
You really shouldn't talk about Da Dog's brothers that way. They come from the mean streets of Columbus, GA.

[WSUCougar]

You really shouldn't talk about Da Dog's brothers that way. They come from the mean streets of Columbus, GA.
Streets? I thought they came from the Y-M-C-A.

[Swaggs]

I like the cowboy's bangs.

Construction worker SkyDog needs to get his arms into the sun more often.

[Ben E Lou]

You really shouldn't talk about Da Dog's brothers that way. They come from the mean streets of Columbus, GA.Dadgum right. We lived on BAD STREET in Columbus. You know why they called it Bad Street???? Because the further down the block you went, the BADDER it got!!!


....and we lived in the LAST HOUSE!!!!!!!!



{with apologies to Michael Hayes, Terry Gordy and Buddy Roberts}

[digamma]

Bad Street, Atlanta, G A
Baddest street in the whole U.S.A.

Man, pulling out the Fabulous Freebirds on us...

***takes off shirt***

OLE MISS

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Dang... Construction-S.D. has some ashy arms! Get the brother some lotion quick!

[Suicane75]

Dadgum right. We lived on BAD STREET in Columbus. You know why they called it Bad Street???? Because the further down the block you went, the BADDER it got!!!


....and we lived in the LAST HOUSE!!!!!!!!



{with apologies to Michael Hayes, Terry Gordy and Buddy Roberts}


Now i got that song stuck in my head.

[SirFozzie]

Bad Street, Atlanta, G A
Baddest street in the whole U.S.A.

Man, pulling out the Fabulous Freebirds on us...

***takes off shirt***

OLE MISS


Bah. Von Erichs Forever!

*Still remember bald-o Buddy Roberts.. Von Erichs taught em to Never Mess With Texas!* :D

(watched ENTIRELY too much WCCW on ESPN growing up)

[Suicane75]

Kerry- Dead
David- Dead
Mike- Dead
Gordy- Dead
Roberts- Dead

:(

[SirFozzie]

Kevin is still alive.

[Suicane75]

Kevin is still alive.

David is dead then? I usualy get them mixed up.

[SirFozzie]

Kevin Von Erich is the last living Von Erich brother.

David Von Erich Died at age 25 on tour in Japan (acute enteritis, a severe inflamation of the intestines.. wildly rumored to be a coverup for a drug overdose)

Lance Von Erich=Not a true Von Erich, was the son of Fritz Von Erich (the Von Erich's father)'s old tag team partner

Chris Von Erich= The younger brother of the Von Erichs, had asthma and tried to take steroids to be like his brothers who he idolized, the steroids he took made his bones so brittle, he once broke a bone in his arm on impact on a clean bump. Committed Suicide at Age 21.

Kerry Von Erich- Lost his foot in a motorcycle accident, wore a prosthetic foot and continued to wrestle in the WWF as the Texas Tornado.. developed an addivtion to drugs and painkillers, and before he was sent to jail for drugs, committed suicide at age 31.

Mike Von Erich- Developed the rare disease "Toxic Shock Syndrome" after a routine surgery on an injured shoulder left him with a 105 and 107 degree fever. The Von Erichs were so popular at the time, numerous fans offered to donate Mike a kidney. Committed Suicide at age 23 by overdosing on tranquilizers.

Kevin Von Erich lives to this day, the last remnant of the Von Erich family.

(got the bios from Obssessed with Wrestling)

[Fritz]

Construction SkyDog- Dead
Cop SkyDog - Dead
Indian SkyDog - Dead
Cowboy SkyDog - Dead
Biker SkyDog - Dead
Military SkyDog - Dead

Young Life SkyDog - Alive

Construction SkyDog- Was undergoing treatment with Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon. Following a long addiction to Clorox skin cream was run over by a taxi while chasing after an ice cream truck.

Cop SkyDog - Mistakenly shot by Korean Store Owner during the LA riots.

Indian SkyDog - Smallpox transmitted by old wool blanket

Cowboy SkyDog - Killed by Indian SkyDog at Little Big Horn

Biker SkyDog - Entered Famous Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest. Ruptured stomach trying to keep up with the little Japanese girl.

Military SkyDog - Captured in Iraq, body found several weeks later wearing only patriotic underwear.

All we are left with is Young Life SkyDog

[Swaggs]

You've been Fritzed!

[SirFozzie]

I KEEL FRITZ NOW!

[Fritz]

not dead yet

[SirFozzie]

(Fist of the North Star) You're dead already. You just don't know it yet.

[korme]

That's all I know

http://www.jbl.ootp-online.com/host/skydog.jpg

[VPI97]

(Fist of the North Star) You're dead already. You just don't know it yet. http://www.fof-ihof.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_thumbsup.gif

[sterlingice]

Some of Fritz's best work ever! :)

SI

[Noop]

Haha.

[Fritz]

viva l' SkyDog People!

[Ragone]

Dadgum right. We lived on BAD STREET in Columbus. You know why they called it Bad Street???? Because the further down the block you went, the BADDER it got!!!


....and we lived in the LAST HOUSE!!!!!!!!



{with apologies to Michael Hayes, Terry Gordy and Buddy Roberts}


Badstreet! badstreet ta! or was it pa.. i never did understand their theme song

[cthomer5000]

Thanks, I just spit my bananaberry wine cooler all over my 12" RGB monitor.
Did no one else pick up on the genius of this line?

[SirFozzie]

Badstreet! badstreet ta! or was it pa.. i never did understand their theme song

It's

I want to tell you a story
about a place you don't wanna be
This ain't no home sweet home
it's a home sweet misery
We knew when we got here
they'd try to put us away
But when they seen us walk down
the street they ran the other way

Badstreet, Atlanta, GA!
Baddest street in the whole USA!
Badstreet, NASTY and HOT!
The further down the block you went, the badder it got

Street is a jumping,
tonight there'll be a brawl
Old Lady McDuffie, she done
give the cops a call
She might as well call the Army
Or the United States Marines
'Cause can't nobody handle this Badstreet scene

Badstreet, Atlanta, GA!
Baddest street in the whole USA!
Badstreet, NASTY and HOT!
The further down the block you went, the badder it got

17 punks came calling
And they thought that they were hot
They thought that they were nasty
And could make it down our block
But I'll never forget hearing that
Ambulance driver say,
"Someone should have told those
boys 'bout Badstreet USA."

So don't you come looking
On this side of town
'Cause this is where the Freebirds live
And everything's going down
If you don't know by now
we always get our way
That's the way it is down
here on Badstreet USA

Badstreet, Atlanta, GA!
Baddest street in the whole USA!
Badstreet, NASTY and HOT!
The further down the block you went, the badder it got

Badstreet, Atlanta, GA!
Baddest street in the whole USA!
Badstreet, NASTY and HOT!
The further down the block you went, the badder it got

We live in the last house on the right!
Badstreet baby, anytime!

[Fritz]

I have made a commitment to my fans to keep this available

[JeeberD]

Kevin Von Erich lives to this day, the last remnant of the Von Erich family.

(got the bios from Obssessed with Wrestling)

One of the Von Erich sisters apparently works at Hooters here in Lewisville, and my old roommate claims to have had beers with her dad before.

You have to take what my old roommate says with a grain of salt, though. The boy tends to exagerate...

[SirFozzie]

Fritz Von Erich, the Von Erich patriarch passed away in 2001 (I think, I know he's passed away)

there may be some sisters still alive, but Kevin is the last living VE brother.

BTW Jeebies, spell check your sig ;)

[JeeberD]

Yup, he died in 1997. Either my roomie lied, was mistaken, or I don't remember the details correctly...

What in my sig is mis-spelled? :confused:

[SirFozzie]

Maybe it's the italics, but it looks like the Historic Football league relives history one dovm at a time.

[JeeberD]

It's just the italics. Thanks though... :)

[Fritz]

30 min everyday until skydog returns

[Fritz]

skydog is HUGE on the west coast

[Leonidas]

skydog is HUGE on the west coast

Looks like he's huge in Soho as well.

[Fritz]

every day until Noop is free!